Electronic Magazines: The Hogs of Entropy

Where to begin with the Hogs of Entropy? Well, I can tell you that the first words that came to my mind during my initial browsing were "Cult of the Dead Cow Ripoff Group". Everything, from the dead pig logo, to the method of dating files with a file number at the end, to a lot of the subject matter, told me that they just took a look at the cDc and said "Yeah, sure, we can do that." and then set off to do it. Mogel seems to have been the primary motivating force behind their initial files, and his influence is all over them.

What I did NOT expect was to go out and download all the current HoE files (I only had 60) and suddenly discover they had over SIX HUNDRED FILES created. And these weren't just transcriptions of news stories or lyrics; these were honestly created text files, adding up past the five meg mark in total. That's just a lot of files, by any standard.

And as for the files themselves... well, it's VERY hard to write or supervise the writing of that many files and not start to increase in quality over time. As it stands, though, the quality is pretty enjoyable from the get-go and continues to be entertaining over the years. The Hogs of Entropy also have a nice selection of interviews with other electronic magazine writers, making for an interesting study from the Zine World perspective. There's even files and interviews with cDc members peppered in there.

All in all, definitely worth your time, although you should be prepared to set aside a LOT of time to read them. A lot of fun.

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hoe-0001.txt 3270
The Entropic Theme Song, by Defiant (August 6, 1994)
hoe-0002.txt 4954
The Wrecking Ball, by Fuzzy (September 5, 1994)
hoe-0003.txt 2977
The Microwave Bomb, by Shotgun Willie (August 30, 1994)
hoe-0004.txt 9033
Meaningful Shit, by Mogel (August 13, 1994)
hoe-0005.txt 6323
Eternal Sickness v1.1, by The Guest (August 22, 1994)
hoe-0006.txt 25415
Nirvana Unlimited, by Mogel (August 15, 1994)
hoe-0007.txt 3305
The Ping Pong Bomb, by Everlast (September 2, 1994)
hoe-0008.txt 12529
The End is Near, by Mogel (September 2, 1994)
hoe-0009.txt 9704
Mortal Kombat II Docs, by Mogel (September 4, 1994)
hoe-0010.txt 16054
The Violent Femmes - Add it Up Lyrics (September 9, 1994)
hoe-0011.txt 8556
The Beef on Ham, by Jeager (September 10, 1994)
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Hate Edge, by Abigwar (September 7, 1994)
hoe-0013.txt 11530
Paradise Lost, by Corrosion
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Rage Lyrics, by Everlast (October 8, 1994)
hoe-0015.txt 6192
C'est La Mort, by Dale L. Sproule, Transcribed by Corrosion (October 21, 1994)
hoe-0016.txt 12411
How to be |<001 Anarkust, by Mogel (October 28, 1994)
hoe-0017.txt 11006
Chronic Must Be Destroyed, by Abigwar (October 15, 1994)
hoe-0018.txt 9276
Random Spam, by Zorro (October 31, 1994)
hoe-0019.txt 13353
Darkness, by Abigwar (October 23, 1994)
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HOE Date #1, by Mogel (October 31, 1994) (Includes Index)
hoe-0021.txt 13032
The Poetic Terrorist, by Abigwar (October 31, 1994)
hoe-0022.txt 26582
My Penis is Unbound, by Mogel (October 31, 1994)
hoe-0023.txt 11291
Thinking, by Abigwar (November 3, 1994)
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The K-Rad Exploitation, by Abigwar, Defiant, and Mogel (November 14, 1994)
hoe-0025.txt 14672
Stars and Stripes Lyrics, by Abigwar (November 17, 1994)
hoe-0026.txt 10764
That Damn Red Ant File, by Abigwar (November 15, 1994)
hoe-0027.txt 10383
The Revenge of the Nerds, by Mogel (November 17, 1994)
hoe-0028.txt 45160
Rifts Character Selection Reference, by Mogel (November 20, 1994)
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My Venting Thing, by Chal E. Mac (November 27, 1994)
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Poetic Terrorist 2, by Abigwar (November 20, 1994)
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The True Clash of the Titans, by Psycho Santa (November 27, 1994)
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Proof on the Questions, by Abigwar (December 8, 1994)
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King Missile Lyrics, by Korrupt (December 12, 1994)
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Pink Noise, by Obscure Images (December 8, 1994)
hoe-0035.txt 8276
Bob the Prophet, by Logik (December 9, 1994)
hoe-0036.txt 12201
The GNU Hog Order, by Mogel and Corruption (December 9, 1994)
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Peanut Heaven, by Black Francis (December 11, 1994)
hoe-0038.txt 5292
K-Rad Alert, by Mad Arab (December 12, 1994)
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Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder, by Mogel (December 12, 1994)
hoe-0040.txt 47193
Hoe Date #2, by Mogel (December 12, 1994)
hoe-0041.txt 27015
The Bastard K-Kit, by Mad Arab (December 12, 1994)
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The Gods Sent Us for Shrooms, by Abigwar (January 15, 1995)
hoe-0043.txt 13584
The Infomercial Superhighway, by Chal E. Mac (January 15, 1995)
hoe-0044.txt 7526
Cindy Wants Us Dead! By Abigwar (December 26, 1994)
hoe-0045.txt 6979
The Meaning of Life and How to Hack it, by Mogel (February 4, 1995)
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Bus Driver Irv, by Corrosion (February 4, 1995)
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Religion with Eggs and Coffee, by Defiant (February 4, 1995)
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Without Want or Need, by Half-Baked (February 4, 1995)
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Searching, by Abigwar (February 4, 1995)
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Who the Hell Are Ya'? by The HOE Schmoes (February 4, 1995)
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Stand Back! It's the Modem Mafia! by Chal e. Mac (February 4, 1995)
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The Lump from the Dump, by Visioknight (February 4, 1995)
hoe-0053.txt 4781
Satisfaction, by The Chickenlord (February 4, 1995)
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Excuse me, could you remove your steatopyghous? by Mogul (February 4, 1995)
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I Object! The Introduction to being a Lawyer, by Charlie (February 5, 1995)
hoe-0056.txt 10432
The Sandwich, by Black Francis (February 4, 1995)
hoe-0057.txt 16781
A Vampire's Thoughts, by Vampire (February 4, 1995)
hoe-0058.txt 9219
The Smile that Couldn't Be Forgotten, by Mogel (February 4, 1995)
hoe-0059.txt 15093
Santa Claws Must DIE! by the Chickenlord (February 4, 1995)
hoe-0060.txt 54546
HOE-Date #3 by the HOE (February 4, 1995)
hoe-0061.txt 35448
True Stories from Pathological Liars by Alex Swain (April 12, 1995)
hoe-0062.txt 5906
My Application to [Name of College Here], by Thanatos (April 12, 1995)
hoe-0063.txt 12059
Everything Inbetween, by IM2K4U2C (April 4, 1995)
hoe-0064.txt 14835
Take a Wiz, Make Me Jiz, by Mogel (April 4, 1995)
hoe-0065.txt 9380
My BA in Attitude, by DisordeR (April 12, 1995)
hoe-0066.txt 16405
Life and the IRC Log, by Dash (April 12, 1995)
hoe-0067.txt 10661
So This Is How It Ends For Us? by Abigwar (April 12, 1995)
hoe-0068.txt 7566
About Nothin', by Spiff (April 12, 1995)
hoe-0069.txt 13425
Why Information Must Be Free, by Mr. Sandman (April 12, 1995)
hoe-0070.txt 49638
The Massive ELITE! Interview, by Mogel (April 12, 1995)
hoe-0071.txt 7447
Biff Redneck Goes to the Big City, by Sed (May 1, 1995)
hoe-0072.txt 14779
There's Pain In There, by Mogel (May 1, 1995)
hoe-0073.txt 8176
Ripping and Screaming Your Way to a Better You, by KidKnee (May 1, 1995)
hoe-0074.txt 21104
The Great Cyberspace Coaster Chat Board Caper, by IM2K4U2C (May 1, 1995)
hoe-0075.txt 11880
Cockroach Assault, by Alex Siegel (May 1, 1995)
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Home and Garden, by Morpheus (May 1, 1995)
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The Other Side of the Mirror, by Black Sunshine (May 1, 1995)
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The Oedipus Complex in Modern Day Times, by James Hetfield (May 1, 1995)
hoe-0079.txt 10010
Behind the Mask, by The Stranger (May 1, 1995)
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HOE-Date #4, by the HOE (May 1, 1995)
hoe-0081.txt 11212
The Cerished Illusion, by Dead Cheese (June 16, 1995)
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I'm a Chick, you Obviously Want Me, by Crank (June 16, 1995)
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Children of the Tube, by Neko and an Anonymous Wigger (June 16, 1995)
hoe-0084.txt 12251
Thou Shall Not Think, by Thalassocracy (June 16, 1995)
hoe-0085.txt 8583
Cries of Night, by The Stranger (June 16, 1995)
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Essays from my Childhood, by Pip the Angry Youth (June 16, 1995)
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Me Too!!! by Mogel (June 16, 1995)
hoe-0088.txt 7657
The Magical Penis, by Lucky (June 16, 1995)
hoe-0089.txt 20128
Politics, Freedom, and the Human Spirit, by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (May 5, 1995)
hoe-0090.txt 156447
Connecting to HOE.ORG.... (July 25, 1995)
hoe-0091.txt 3134
The Death of Our Scene, by Pip The Angry Youth
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DIE MIKE!, by Metal Chick
hoe-0093.txt 8059
My Nipples Are Erect For You!, by Hardcore
hoe-0094.txt 7605
Collected Suicide Letters, by Metal Chick
hoe-0095.txt 13815
Girls Are Dumb, by Metal Chick
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Midnight Munchies, Valium, Take a Shower You Dirty Fuck, by Styx
hoe-0097.txt 3616
Long-sleeve Shirts, by Kaia's friend Drew
hoe-0098.txt 3554
The Intertwining Worlds of The Dumb and The Ugly, by Pixy
hoe-0099.txt 3026
A REAL Bush Fan, by Creed
hoe-0100.txt 15763
The Computer Underground Lovechart, by Goldy the Pimp from Pamona
hoe-0101.txt 5583
Group Therapy, by Trilobyte
hoe-0102.txt 7602
I'm So Stupid, by Trip
hoe-0103.txt 4012
The Rise of The Mogels, Part One, by Eerie
hoe-0104.txt 5147
SCREW, by Trilobyte
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Nobody Loves Me, by Eerie
hoe-0106.txt 19561
The Triangle, by pVc
hoe-0107.txt 11583
AO, Li-fo #7, by Food
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And You Wonder, by Aproh
hoe-0109.txt 1898
How to Hack NASA with AOL, by Jubjub
hoe-0110.txt 22378
A Dialogue on Love, by Jamesy & Murmur
hoe-0111.txt 7553
The Rise of The Mogels, Part Two, by Nybar
hoe-0112.txt 2889
Militia Entrance Exam, by IM2K
hoe-0113.txt 12992
Who the Fuck is This Jesus Christ Guy?, by Creep
hoe-0114.txt 3804
The Boy Who Seeks Happiness Meets Darkthrone, by Murmur
hoe-0115.txt 1710
It's Me!, by Nyar
hoe-0116.txt 2157
The Dangerous Streets of NYC, by Eerie
hoe-0117.txt 4176
An Interview with Mogel, by Jamesy
hoe-0118.txt 5134
So Much to Live for, So Much to Die for, Right?, by Kheldar
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Rise of The Mogels, Part Three, by Mercuri
hoe-0120.txt 2286
On Yumas, by HACKERS
hoe-0121.txt 4327
Free Buttplug, by Styx
hoe-0122.txt 4012
How to Get Chicks: The FAQ!, by Swiss Pope
hoe-0123.txt 1181
An ASCII Portrait of Antihero, by Morpheus
hoe-0124.txt 4608
Short Story (Code Number ORANGE), by Murmur
hoe-0125.txt 1705
Laughing, by Mogel
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hey i'm in the chinese channel, by Styx
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Rise of The Mogels, Part Four, by Murmur
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The Fun I had with a Crazy, Old Vietnamese Lady, by Muze
hoe-0129.txt 5144
Christ Demands More Money, by The Onion
hoe-0130.txt 3782
How to Kill Your Roommate and Frame Her Fat Friends, by Muze
hoe-0131.txt 4300
Text Files, by Darwin
hoe-0132.txt 2186
C-, by Glynis
hoe-0133.txt 1963
Reality and Fantasy: An Indepth Analysis, by Nybar
hoe-0134.txt 1798
Ode to Manson, by Taraxis
hoe-0135.txt 2523
Asshole or Bitch, by Styx
hoe-0136.txt 2692
It's All A Facade, by Pagenwait
hoe-0137.txt 2891
Hemmorhoids, by Shadow Tao
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Killing Time On A Sunday Afternoon, by Legion
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Potato Salad, by Murmur
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Enter MatCat, by Antihero
hoe-0141.txt 9371
A Womans's Guide to Geeky Guys, by Lonewolf
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Are You Calling Me A Liar?, by Trilobyte
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Carmex Rocks My World, by MoonBagel
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A Sentence, by Orestes
hoe-0145.txt 2975
Here's The Story of A Cat Named Buddy, by Trip
hoe-0146.txt 2165
Eaten Alive by A Faulty Ball Bearing Cooling Fan, by Skinhorse
hoe-0147.txt 7469
A Call-Us & Damnit! Adventure, by Whoops
hoe-0148.txt 4752
Thoughts And Deja Vu, by Gaurdian
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Sleep Deprivation, by Sonia
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Slit and Slot; No, Just Coffee, Thanks, by Styx
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Fear and Loathing in The Suburban Midwest, by MoonBagel
hoe-0152.txt 5498
Normal Vacation, by Murmur
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Missing The Boat, by Kraftwerk
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THE... BITCH.... QUEEN... IS DEAD!!!, by Nybar
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The Spice Girls, by Jubjub
hoe-0156.txt 2233
Why Are They Eating This? -- Quarex & RottenZ
hoe-0157.txt 3322
Emoticons Explained, by Swiss Pope
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yellow.american.cheese.gz, by Ilsundal
hoe-0159.txt 1813
Dick Van Dyke, by Jubjub
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2599 Unlimited, by 2599
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Hope Dies Last, by Neko
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The Dead Hippo, by Kraftwerk
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Notes From My Freshman Year, by MoonBagel
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Can I Be A Barber, Mom?, by Jook
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The Spirit of Giving, by PezMonkey
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Hippo Crackers, by Trilobyte
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Bots Are Evil, by Aster
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Your Sister is Hot, by Styx
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Why Can't I Be A Crack Baby?, by Backwash
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The Hanson Scourge, by DeusVitae
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The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig, by File13
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Dwindle Dwindle Dwindle, by Cstone
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Barbeque, I Don't Like You, by Phorce
hoe-0175.txt 5086
A Horrible Imitation of Henry Miller, by Skinhorse
hoe-0176.txt 2641
Anything Else, by PezMonkey
hoe-0177.txt 4568
What's Your New Year's Resolution? Huh?, by FyFy
hoe-0178.txt 2073
Drop Dead, by Rattle
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The Storys of Le and Kurt, by Aster
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I'm Complicated, by Lilnilhil
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There Was A Girl, by Neko
hoe-0182.txt 3450
The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt, by Aster
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Why Drugs Are Queer, by Kraftwerk
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My Stupid h0e, by Plexus
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A Super Cool Way to Kill Yourself, by Sighrik
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Friends, by Aster
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Homosexuality Unleashed, by Ilsundal
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MatCat Explains Christianity, by Antihero
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My Ass, by Skinhorse
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Hume Tickles Me, by MoonBagel
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Dear Jewel Kilcher, by Styx
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The 815 Bust Revisted, by Neko
hoe-0193.txt 3152
The Lady with Red Hair, by Aster
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MatCat Goes Hacking, by Antihero
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The Netsplit Heard 'Round The World, by Kraftwerk
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Marching Over Me, by Leprekon
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Bob and Suzy, by Aster
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MatCat Gives Up, by Antihero
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POETRY EXPLOSTION!, by Various Artists
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Hubris, by Various Artists
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Cancerman vs. Clinton, by GrayWolf
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Big, Scary, Jungle Snake, by MoonBagel
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No Sleep, by Neko
hoe-0204.txt 3004
Ode to Yak Boy, by Captain Bovine
hoe-0205.txt 8649
HYPE eZine -- Issue 1, by Craig Martin
hoe-0206.txt 4251
An Interview with Aster, by Mogel
hoe-0207.txt 2442
Go to a Real Strip Club!, by Muze
hoe-0208.txt 5482
Anarchy, by ANdz0oey
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Boobie the Pig, by Kraftwerk
hoe-0210.txt 7230
HYPE eZine -- Special Edition, by Craig Martin
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Social Darwinism Never Sounded So Good, by RM
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Let Me Out of My Cellar, by Gangsta Spanksta
hoe-0213.txt 1403
The Poem Of Orality, by Alternative Rocks
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Two Short Stories, by ANdz0oey
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Why Valentine's Day Sucks, by Muze
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Alfheim Fuzes with Tlorah, by Ilsundal & Rattle
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Non-condition, by ANdz0oey
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mp3's Rule!!!!!, by Skinhorse
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BioWar: Not Just a Novel Idea, by Tom Adam
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bOO- Teaches Me Finnish, by Mogel
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The Never-ending Story of Norman, a Guy Who Hates Fishing..., by RM
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I Believe in God, by Captain Bovine
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hoe-0224.txt 3151
Afterschool Specials: Lost on The Cutting Room Floor, by Whoops
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Bounty Hunter, by Trilobyte
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The Day Armaggedon Began, by Alternative Rocks
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Some Rants, by Mokie
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The Inaccessible Woman, by Mooer
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Game Over, by RedMan
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Shot: Chapter 3, by ANdz0oey
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A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society, by PezMonkey
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Collect Call of Cthulhu, by Ken-ohki
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Yellow Balloon, by Aster
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hehehehe!, by Murmur
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The Last Man On Earth, by Puck
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I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy, by Styx
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PrisonSex7, by Mogel
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The Way The Flying Pencils Made it Into..., by Ilsundal
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Translating for The Army in Deutschland, by Teerts
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Harrey Carrey's a Drunk, But We Still Love 'em, by Jook
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My Life Is Shit Becud Why Dee, by FishLipper
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Grumble. Grumble., by Scott S.
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Colfax, Colfax - I love thee, by Jook
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Albert Knibschuk, by Styx
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Gaa-nomes, by Aster
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Penis Plural Is NOT Penii, by PezMonkey
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Sort of Just Filler, by Guardian
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Natural Selection By Equality, by AltRocks
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You butt-poking anal baby, by Styx
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The Gingerbread Man, by File13
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Fishies, by Aster
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Apotheosis, by Lifelike
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Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85%..., by AltRocks
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A Crackpot Mathematician Analyzes The Fifth..., by Swiss Pope
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Return To BBS Greatness, by Nybar
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Serious Art A La T.S. Eliot, by Zaff & Soybean
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Hello, This Submission Is So Bad It's Funny, by Northstar
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Being Accepted In Public, by Chris Cox
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Why I Won't Be At Graduation, by Cyn
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HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!, by Ziego Vuantar
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An Act of God, by Jesse
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Pig Story, by Nybar
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About me!, by Glynis
hoe-0265.txt 13018
How To Maintain the Mr. Sensitive Persona with..., by Trilobyte
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Bruce Corey's 15 Minutes of Fame, by Fenris J. Sunswallower
hoe-0268.txt 2149
The Dorm Room Bong, by Neko
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Undulating Mr. Lizard, by Trilobyte
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The Coming of the Lord, by Cyn
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An Interview with Ben Ohmart, by Mogel
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Flip The 'Off' Switch, by Charlie
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6 Things That Are Always Funny, by Mogel
hoe-0274.txt 2593
An Epilogue to Wargames, by Neko
hoe-0275.txt 4885
Libertarians, by Nybar
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Librarian Phone Sex, by Mutter
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Drunk at 3AM, by Phairgirl
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Smart Bomb, by Seaya
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Mel The He/she Girl Slug, by Aster
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Should You Date The Devil?, by Anjee
hoe-0281.txt 2850
Suicidal Tendencies, by Tasha
hoe-0282.txt 4104
Public Transportation, by AnonGirl
hoe-0283.txt 2696
Participles Are Perceptions, too, by Cstone
hoe-0284.txt 4007
Sponsor an IRC Asshole, by Teerts
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Sellin' Smack On Da Street Ain't No Treat..., by Snaf00
hoe-0286.txt 2652
Things To Do with a Brick, by Ramsey String
hoe-0287.txt 4234
I Wanna Rock!, by Phairgirl
hoe-0288.txt 2978
Political Science?, by Altrocks
hoe-0289.txt 4338
The Benefits of Higher Education, by Teerts
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Smashface, by Neko
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Earl: The Flightless Balloon, by Aster
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Mother Goose is a Pervert, by Anjee
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Yeah, by Kreid
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I Need an Inexpensive Computer, by Anonymous
hoe-0295.txt 2800
New Teenage Girl Magazine: Girl Vibe, by Quarex
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Pictures of Our Genitalia, by Rush2 & Xgirl
hoe-0297.txt 4690
The Basics of Brother Torture, by Inner Logic
hoe-0298.txt 5419
Suffer the Children, by Zaff
hoe-0299.txt 37048
POETRY EXPLOSION 2!, by Various Artists
hoe-0300.txt 95155
Meet The Writers, by The HOE Staff
hoe-0301.txt 26604
The BIG-ASS Story, by Various Artists
hoe-0302.txt 3707
Christian Science, by Ramsey String
hoe-0303.txt 17071
Harlan Ellison Responds..., by Squinky
hoe-0304.txt 3772
Space People, by Aster
hoe-0305.txt 18016
Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter, by Trilobyte
hoe-0306.txt 1436
The Short-lived Diary of William Ernest Nuremberg..., by Kreid
hoe-0307.txt 10856
Sand Paper, by Trilobyte
hoe-0308.txt 4361
Killing People, by Nybar
hoe-0309.txt 5182
A History of Shame, by Squinky
hoe-0310.txt 3436
Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!, by Teerts
hoe-0311.txt 4044
Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow, by Anjee
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Beepers, by Mutter
hoe-0313.txt 5519
Girls, Girls, Girls, by AnonGirl
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A Cheer Medium Pace, by LilNilHil
hoe-0315.txt 5174
Veggie Burger Eatin' Hippie Reject, by Phairgirl
hoe-0316.txt 5720
In The Beginning..., by AnonGirl
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HOE Supports Teleconferences, by Tasha
hoe-0318.txt 2800
Twenty Ways to Deal With Being Dumped, by Cyn
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Girls That Write Text Files Know Everything About Love, by Mogel
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Same Sex Marriages, by Neko
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How to Make Top Ten Lists, by Avenger
hoe-0323.txt 4066
Bums and the Everlasting Search for God, by The Jester
hoe-0324.txt 9698
Why I Don't Eat Fondue, by Meenk
hoe-0325.txt 7732
Jesus In Your Cereal, by Ashtray Heart
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Fuck Tibet, by Zaff
hoe-0327.txt 8524
The Crap I Write, by PezMonkey
hoe-0328.txt 1989
Mogel is GOD, by Anjee
hoe-0329.txt 5766
Better Living Through Chemistry?, by Kreid
hoe-0330.txt 3503
I Need a New Roommate, by Cyn
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Regarding Webster, by Mogel
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It's JUICE!, by AnonGirl
hoe-0333.txt 2488
Are You Man Enough?, by Nybar
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IRC Must Die, by Ashtray Heart
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Going Out For Drinks, by Swiss Pope
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I am Uberground, by Meenk
hoe-0338.txt 3234
Anal Retentive People Are Fun!, by Muze
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The... House, by Meow
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Drugs are bad, mmMM kay?, by TPP
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Learn About Pagenwait!, by Pagenwait
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It Was Unmistakably Human, by Darwin
hoe-0343.txt 3957
Annoying Scratch, by Glynis
hoe-0344.txt 2955
I Want To Fuck A Midget, by Ashtray Heart
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Selected Witty Retorts For Completely Desperate Idiots, by Mogel
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Death Becomes Him, by Neko
hoe-0347.txt 5939
Christian Conspiracy, by Anjee
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Precisely, by Viledandy
hoe-0349.txt 2492
A Bunch of Little Notes I Wrote to Myself, by Kreid
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The Origin of Euphoria, by AnonGirl
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People are Dumb and Stupid and Jerks..., by Squinky
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It's a Conspiracy, by Mr. Sandman
hoe-0353.txt 2453
Leave Me Empty, by Tasha
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The Chair, by Deadpan
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Square Dancing with The Fucking Fatsos, by Ewheat
hoe-0356.txt 3279
Bitchin' Text File, by Ramsey String
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Sad Days, by Aster
hoe-0358.txt 4785
Reforming Your Tenets, by The Jester
hoe-0359.txt 7527
The Jerry Springer Show, by Neko
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Lifestyles, by Ashtray Heart
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From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: Darwin's Dilemma, by Anjee
hoe-0362.txt 3206
Manic Depression, by Phairgirl
hoe-0363.txt 2681
Wild Man Goes Hunting, by Apollo
hoe-0364.txt 9601
Harp or Motion?, by Trilobyte
hoe-0365.txt 15787
I'm Complicated, Part 2, by LilNilHil
hoe-0366.txt 3151
The True Meaning of Christmas, by Mutter
hoe-0367.txt 2848
Death Notification, by Squinky
hoe-0368.txt 4780
A Life More Ordinary, by Girl From Mars
hoe-0369.txt 2501
What Really Happened at Christmas, by Avenger
hoe-0370.txt 3163
Gerbil Feed Bomb, by Swamp Ratte'
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Naked People (Are People, too), by Paganini
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Internet Depression, by LilNilHil
hoe-0373.txt 8170
Geeks With Big Dicks, by Darwin
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Jesse's Self-destructive Methods, by The Jester
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Unsatisfactory Behavior, by Cap'n Sparky
hoe-0376.txt 9890
Teletype's First Lay, by Squinky
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The Problem with Pooh, by Paganini
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My Brother's Pockets, by Phairgirl
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I Want My Fucking Anubi, by Avenger
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Ego et Internet, by Isaac
hoe-0382.txt 5117
I Thought Ignorance Was Supposed To Be Bliss, by Caitlin
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Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls, by Vyrus
hoe-0384.txt 4219
That Time I Tried to Conquer The World or Something, by LilNilHil
hoe-0385.txt 21916
Macking, by Mogel
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This History of Capitalism, by Ashtray Heart
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A Goat Named Abel, by Kreid
hoe-0388.txt 5545
True Story, by Isaac
hoe-0389.txt 4001
Electrifying Discoveries On Alcohol, by Anjee
hoe-0390.txt 2965
Is it Normal or Ugly?, by Daisy
hoe-0391.txt 6003
plaZa auTomatIon, by Trilobyte
hoe-0392.txt 9927
Drivel, by LilNilHil
hoe-0393.txt 4593
Let's Be Friends, by Hal08
hoe-0394.txt 12921
Phairgirl's Diary, by Phairgirl
hoe-0395.txt 14195
HOE #395: House of the Rising Sun: Inssmouth, USA by Ken Ichigawa (December 28, 1998)
hoe-0396.txt 7775
Macking Methods: A Rebuttal, by Quarex
hoe-0397.txt 22366
Looking For A Handle?, by Various Artists
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The HOE Rejects, by Various Artists
hoe-0399.txt 75142
Intentional HOE Rejects, by The HOE Staff
hoe-0400.txt 60347
Choose Your Own Adventure, by Various Artists
hoe-0401.txt 4925
Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish), by Hardcore
hoe-0402.txt 2940
Why I Am Changing My Handle, by Squinky/AIDS
hoe-0403.txt 3971
1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse, by Caitlin
hoe-0404.txt 2902
Another Statistic, by AltRocks
hoe-0405.txt 3684
My Microwaveable Pillow, by Girl from Mars
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Jacques Cousteau is An Alien and Still..., by Ashtray Heart
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Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers, by Daisy
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Business Practice, by Mistawho
hoe-0409.txt 4213
I Like Monkeys, by Holocost
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Clear Bawta, by Isaac
hoe-0411.txt 4868
The Day I Fucked That Hot Girl, by Caitlin
hoe-0412.txt 3169
I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis, by Seaya
hoe-0413.txt 3762
My Phallic Pistol, by Teerts
hoe-0414.txt 3799
Meet Betty, by Phairgirl
hoe-0415.txt 3494
Picking Your Ass in Public, by Anjee
hoe-0416.txt 6202
A Package For a Girl, by Styx
hoe-0417.txt 3957
That Silly Dog, by Trilobyte
hoe-0418.txt 3077
FuCkelibacy Soot Rant, by Miasma
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The Rape and Murder of Katherine Genovese, by AIDS
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The Story Of Want and Love, by Muze
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Talented, by Mutter
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A Day in The Life of a Gangster, by Belial
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House and Home with Lynette Jennings, by AnonGirl
hoe-0425.txt 2856
Organic Farming, by Kaia
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Area 401, by Laja
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One Man, Standing At The Threshold, by Rantaslin
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Lamb of God, by AIDS
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An Agnostic Tourettic Obsessive Compulsive..., by Soybean
hoe-0430.txt 7219
The Glorious Fate of a Boy Who Failed in Life..., by Kreid
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Illicit Substances and a Carefree Lifestyle, by Quarex
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Run From My Car, by Paganini
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Le Rocke Hyperstructure, by Isaac
hoe-0434.txt 11523
A Little Too Much About Me, by Meenk
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The Insistence of Meaning, by Neko
hoe-0436.txt 2917
Only in Quebec, by Anjee
hoe-0437.txt 3346
Boogiemen Are Scary, by Aster
hoe-0438.txt 6050
Alcohol Discoveries On Electrifying, by M4D 3LF
hoe-0439.txt 2927
Confetti On Your Head, by Mogel
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Ignorant Guardian, by Trilobyte
hoe-0441.txt 1909
K-R4D vs. Emoticons :), by Phairgirl & M4D 3LF
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News Flash: Women Are Not Helpless, by Nitro-187
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Purple, by Tasha
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Understood, by Mutter
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Legalize Suicide or Change!, by AltRocks
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My Fucking Ex-Roommate, by Cyn
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A Log of Boredom, by Avenger
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What I Did During My Winter Break, by Girl From Mars
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My Brother's Friends, by AnonGirl
hoe-0450.txt 8341
Obituary for IM2K, by AIDS
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Karaoke, by Phairgirl
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I Am Trying to be Clever, by Neko
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I'll Flip You For It, by Z
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Computers 'n Stuff, by M4D 3LF
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Sincerely Yours, by AIDS
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The Bottle Rocket Gun -- A True Story, by Cap'n Sparky
hoe-0457.txt 2897
The Futility of Education in America, Stupid., by The Jester
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Drunken Nice Guy Misogyny, by Rantaslin & Teerts
hoe-0459.txt 11692
Why Do I Date Closed-minded Pricks?, by Caitlin
hoe-0460.txt 1729
The Evil Comes, by Aster
hoe-0461.txt 6195
Your Own Personalized Issue of HOE, by Mogel & Kaia
hoe-0462.txt 4808
The Smartest Man Alive is Somewhere Out There..., by Kreid
hoe-0463.txt 1565
Breaking Up For Christ, by Phairgirl
hoe-0464.txt 4574
Mass Media, by Reflecks
hoe-0465.txt 4527
Urges of Sexual Gratification, by Miasma
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Modern Art, by PezMonkey
hoe-0467.txt 3504
Misery Takes a Victim, by Postal
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Cereal Killas, by M4D 3LF
hoe-0469.txt 4036
Dwelling On It, by Tasha
hoe-0470.txt 8310
Gefallen Von Der Anmut, by Meenk
hoe-0471.txt 3216
Warez Requests, by The HOE Staff
hoe-0472.txt 1836
Sorrow, by Kreid
hoe-0473.txt 5644
The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure Himself, by Hardcore
hoe-0474.txt 4523
My Analytical Self, by Anjee
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When The Beast Met The Outhouse... and My Fear is Great, by AIDS
hoe-0476.txt 5631
Dubuque Hoes, by Phairgirl
hoe-0477.txt 46885
Teerts Luvs #ezines, by Teerts
hoe-0478.txt 9227
Yesterday Was A Text File, by Styx
hoe-0479.txt 2930
Bill Clinton is A Fascist Mass-murdering Hypocrite, by TPP
hoe-0480.txt 15690
The Final Voyage of the Golden Unmutak, by Tan Adept
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The Girl Who Never Cried Wolf, by Girl From Mars
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O, Classic Way, by Isaac
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Mother's Green Sweater, by Jook
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Drivers Education, by Caitlin
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Kermit The Frog Meets The World, by Reflecks
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Exploring Yourself... Healthy?, by Postal
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A Critical Essay on Shakespeare, by Kreid
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Enticing and Dicing, by Mooer
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Head Full of Garbage, by Mutter
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I Fell in Love Today, by Quarex
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In Search of BigDaddy, by Paganini
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Hairdryer of Instant Karmic Justice, by Uberfizzgig
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Change of Heart?, by M4D 3LF
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When a Mack Fails, by Anjee
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You're Weird, by Tasha
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Realizations, Pre-dawn., by The Jester
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Not Me, Not Now, by AnonGirl
hoe-0498.txt 11363
How About A Nice Game Of Chess?, by Cap'n Sparky
hoe-0499.txt 55380
Meet The Other Writers, by The HOE Staff
hoe-0500.txt 92707
HOE: Representing Planet Earth, by The HOE Staff
hoe-0501.txt 40530
Gnosis, by Kreid
hoe-0502.txt 2050
A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma, by Art
hoe-0503.txt 4036
Internet Dating Services, by AnonGirl
hoe-0504.txt 3738
Addictive Personality, by Phairgirl
hoe-0505.txt 4173
Live For Your Children, by Vyrus
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Hypothetical Question, by Z
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Oli, by Isaac
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Yesterday Was Hell... Today is Butter, by ZZi
hoe-0509.txt 6793
Realistic Fabrication, by Trilobyte
hoe-0510.txt 4789
No Regrets, I Never Asked to Be Born, by Meenk
hoe-0511.txt 9686
My Beef with Phil Collins, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0512.txt 6029
Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well, by Kreid
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Going To The Hotel, A Creative Piece, by Reflecks
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No More Porn, by Hardcore
hoe-0516.txt 5692
Prosthelyzation, by Phairgirl
hoe-0517.txt 13218
Random Generic, by Neko
hoe-0518.txt 2813
Bedtime Story, by Z
hoe-0519.txt 4849
How I Blamed The Female Logic on Something That Can..., by Anilos
hoe-0520.txt 9271
For Kelly, by Isaac
hoe-0521.txt 3205
Effective Fast-Food Training, by Phairgirl
hoe-0522.txt 15186
After 5 Beers At The Amiga Convention, by Trilobyte
hoe-0523.txt 8136
Memories with Pink-Floyd, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0524.txt 5675
For Kelly 2, by Isaac
hoe-0525.txt 6677
Introducing ReasonToVive, by AnonGirl
hoe-0526.txt 7254
Auto Disconnect, by PezMonkey
hoe-0527.txt 7179
Four Stories To Giggle Over, by Anilos
hoe-0528.txt 9164
Viable Substitutions for Intelligence, by Caitlin
hoe-0529.txt 2100
It's News to Us, by Uberfizzgig
hoe-0530.txt 8313
Dreambath of Hallucinogens, by Tasha
hoe-0531.txt 12159
So You Want To Be A Masked Vigilante, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0532.txt 2752
SVP Aidez Nous!, by AnonGirl
hoe-0533.txt 10636
Murphy's Pub, by Trilobyte
hoe-0534.txt 6697
Complete Crap, by LilNilHil
hoe-0535.txt 3794
Too Young to Love, Not Old Enough to Marry, by Daisy
hoe-0536.txt 4213
Bummer of a Dream, by Another Mike
hoe-0537.txt 7646
Things That Annoy Me, by Anilos
hoe-0538.txt 20400
For Kelly 3-6, by Isaac
hoe-0539.txt 3719
How Zines Are Made, by Nybar
hoe-0540.txt 5391
When Yesterday Was Tomorrow, by AIDS
hoe-0541.txt 4095
Call Me Naked, by Paganini
hoe-0542.txt 3105
Why I'm Not an Angry Queer, by Cyn
hoe-0543.txt 4169
Your Perfect Match (Ugol's Law), by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0544.txt 2780
Why Sex is NOT Better Than Masturbation, by AltRocks
hoe-0545.txt 6789
Dirk Diggler Can Eat My Ass Out, by Meenk
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Nobody Loves a Dishwasher, by Unrelated
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A Love Story, by Caitlin
hoe-0548.txt 5560
Instruction Manual for The Sexually Frustrated, by Reflecks
hoe-0549.txt 3848
Just Another Friday, by AnonGirl
hoe-0550.txt 40256
The Sweetest of Fruits, by Phairgirl
hoe-0551.txt 5277
Happy Floggings, by Kreid
hoe-0552.txt 3287
I Rawk ur m0m, by AnonGirl
hoe-0553.txt 7752
Why Am I So Nice?, by Anilos
hoe-0554.txt 3906
I Love a Man in Uniform, by Muze
hoe-0555.txt 2776
CUSTENU.TLX, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0556.txt 9298
Drive, by Another Mike
hoe-0557.txt 4033
My First C++ Program, by Seaya
hoe-0558.txt 17739
For Kelly 7-9, by Isaac
hoe-0559.txt 4126
How I Really Feel, by Daisy
hoe-0560.txt 7713
Create Your Own Fun!, by Phairgirl
hoe-0561.txt 8746
An Explanation Of One Of My More Inscrutable Works, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0562.txt 3280
Friends, by Phairgirl
hoe-0563.txt 4386
Real, Not Real, by Unrelated
hoe-0564.txt 6474
The New Adventures of..., by Nybar
hoe-0565.txt 1224
10 Things I Hate About Me, by AltRocks
hoe-0566.txt 4132
How I Became Normal, by AnonGirl
hoe-0567.txt 2309
Jessie and the Bunny, by Oregano
hoe-0568.txt 4727
Do You Want Cheese With Your Whine?, by Granny
hoe-0569.txt 2581
When Computers Go On Humanitarian Crusades, by Uberfizzgig
hoe-0570.txt 4297
Why I'd Pity a Psychic, by Rhea
hoe-0571.txt 7977
How Hardk0re Learned To Stop Worrying and Love, by Kaia
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'Can anybody tell me what's wrong?', by Tasha
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I Suck, by Phairgirl
hoe-0575.txt 5930
Barbie's Untold Story, by AnonGirl
hoe-0576.txt 3354
In Defense of Kinko's, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0577.txt 6903
Waiter, There's a Fly in My Primordial Soup, by Miasma
hoe-0578.txt 2516
Yesterday I Saw True Vanity, by ZZi
hoe-0579.txt 6681
Love's Labour's Lost, by Darwin
hoe-0580.txt 5662
DNA, The Perfect Template for a Metaphor, by Anilos
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He Needed Inner Healing, and NRMLGRL Knew It, by Kaia
hoe-0582.txt 6738
Styx Debunks Marijuana Myths, by Styx
hoe-0583.txt 4685
IRC is Better Than Stand Up Comedians, by Granny
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Satire On The Truth About Men, by Effy
hoe-0586.txt 3586
Possibly Proverbial Parables, Volume One, by Trilobyte
hoe-0587.txt 3963
Dear You, by Mutter
hoe-0588.txt 2627
My Nomination for 'Greatest Eccentric of the..., by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0589.txt 27833
Gang Bang Business Trip, by Jamesy
hoe-0590.txt 7142
Farmer Floyd, by Phairgirl
hoe-0591.txt 16435
A Personal Rekolektion & HIStory of TELETYPE, by AIDS
hoe-0592.txt 7128
The Secret History of Teletype, by AIDS
hoe-0593.txt 4204
My Very First HOE Article by RottenZ, by RottenZ
hoe-0594.txt 4148
The Night I Killed Eilien, by Oregano
hoe-0595.txt 7145
Catatonia, by AnonGirl
hoe-0596.txt 3913
Think For Ourselves? What Kind of Concept is That?, by Rhea
hoe-0597.txt 13960
Mean Jimmy Gets Drunk, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0598.txt 16689
Child of Satan, by Effy
hoe-0599.txt 3857
The Gojira Theorem, by Quarex
hoe-0600.txt 748
My Favorite Letter of The Alphabet, by Kreid
hoe-0601.txt 4693
Three Stories for Children of All Ages, by Phairgirl
hoe-0602.txt 2961
Words That Rhyme With Shed, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0603.txt 6308
The Girl From Mars' Superhero Story, by Girl From Mars
hoe-0604.txt 3083
When All Else Fails, by AnonGirl
hoe-0605.txt 3998
Driving to The Pacific and Jumping In, by Tasha
hoe-0606.txt 3819
Little Dolls With BIG GUNS, by Beretta Ruger
hoe-0607.txt 2504
Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment Isn't: A Realization..., by Anjee
hoe-0608.txt 9437
Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2, by Anilos
hoe-0609.txt 11893
hoe-0610.txt 5899
My Second Hoe Article by RottenZ, by RottenZ
hoe-0611.txt 4978
How to Win a Guess-Your-Age Contest, by Seaya
hoe-0612.txt 2647
Widget's Nachos, by Aster
hoe-0613.txt 11593
When Jamesy Met Caity, by Caitlin
hoe-0614.txt 8164
The Smart, the Wooden, and the Ugly, by Kniht & Uberfizzgig
hoe-0615.txt 3069
Why I Refuse to Believe in God, by Cyn
hoe-0616.txt 5179
The Picnic Channel, by Oregano
hoe-0617.txt 4379
Why I'm Not Cheering For Gonzaga, by Anilos
hoe-0618.txt 3895
Help for Those in Need, by Twister
hoe-0619.txt 3309
A Personal Tribute To A Man Named Hasslehoff, by Paganini
hoe-0620.txt 2731
Music Is Evil!!!!, by AltRocks
hoe-0621.txt 43178
Family Circus, by Anonymous
hoe-0622.txt 1700
Saving Celebrities, by Cyn
hoe-0623.txt 6559
Apocalyptica Plays Metallica -- Four Cellos, by Phairgirl
hoe-0624.txt 8096
Marilyn Manson, Friends, and Ex-Girlfriends, by Unrelated
hoe-0625.txt 4294
Jack Frost, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0626.txt 5403
What I Know About Shawn Mullins, by Daisy
hoe-0627.txt 9156
Boy, Everything Sure is Zany, by Phairgirl
hoe-0628.txt 7029
HOE Warzzz, by RottenZ
hoe-0629.txt 4665
A Point of View, by Anilos
hoe-0630.txt 1983
hoe-0631.txt 1089
RFC-976, by AIDS
hoe-0632.txt 6241
Just a Prediction.., by Anjee
hoe-0633.txt 4716
I Suck, Part 2, by Phairgirl
hoe-0634.txt 2082
About Nothing, by Reflecks
hoe-0635.txt 6770
Janet Reno Does Washington, by Lapse
hoe-0636.txt 2769
Yeah, by AnonGirl
hoe-0637.txt 8113
Memories Fuck Up My Shit, by Quarex
hoe-0638.txt 2824
The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 1, by Aster
hoe-0639.txt 3082
I Forgot What I Was Going to Write About..., by Phairgirl
hoe-0640.txt 3754
Kreid's 315,601st Textfile, by Kreid
hoe-0641.txt 18642
Gnosis, Second Installment, by Kreid
hoe-0642.txt 8250
hoe-0643.txt 3460
Ten Reasons Why I am Single, by Juliet
hoe-0644.txt 2838
Seemingly Random, by RottenZ
hoe-0645.txt 2178
Judge Not, by Jubjub
hoe-0646.txt 77498
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dream you., by The Jester
hoe-0648.txt 6635
Yellow Monster, by Rhea
hoe-0649.txt 753
The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 2, by Aster
hoe-0650.txt 3641
Free Association, by Tasha
hoe-0651.txt 5619
The Ill-begotten, Psuedo-ethics of Semi-janitorial Work, by Hypomonk
hoe-0652.txt 10480
A Plane Ticket For Yuri, by Trilobyte
hoe-0653.txt 2671
The Sea Witch, aka The Seventh Son of Seventh Son, by Ashtray Heart
hoe-0654.txt 3041
Ode to My High School Friends, by Effy
hoe-0655.txt 5394
Ask Clyde"-- Clyde
hoe-0656.txt 4084
The Effects of Alcohol and Drugs on Driving Ability, by Jubjub
hoe-0657.txt 6093
Sexual Evolution, by Anilos
hoe-0658.txt 12138
hoe-0659.txt 3857
Trendy, Are We?, by Unrelated
hoe-0660.txt 2877
God Spake, by Kreid
hoe-0661.txt 3725
An Open Letter To HOE, by AIDS
hoe-0662.txt 5926
The Death Of Mogel, by Oregano
hoe-0663.txt 6096
Retards Look Like Sea Cows, by Effy
hoe-0664.txt 6200
Phairguy?, by Phairgirl
hoe-0665.txt 3274
hoe-0666.txt 3915
Fifty-Nine Different Ways To Say Vagina, by Styx
hoe-0667.txt 3070
I've Never Met Elmo, by Reflecks
hoe-0668.txt 7660
The Only Time I Got Action, by XxX_Droo7
hoe-0669.txt 2841
When I Grow Up, I Want To Write For HOE, by Juliet
hoe-0670.txt 4153
I Tricked Some Fat Kid Today, by RottenZ
hoe-0671.txt 4020
Story of the Lost Cluster, by Anjee
hoe-0672.txt 2509
Growing Up Sucks, by Jamezz
hoe-0673.txt 5253
History Assignment, by Tasha
hoe-0674.txt 2192
The Hog, by Shoe
hoe-0675.txt 5337
Those Darn V-1 Rockets, by AnonGirl
hoe-0676.txt 3547
Oh Boo Hoo! Poor Me!, by RottenZ
hoe-0677.txt 3295
Drink The Pepsi, Luke, by Jammer 427
hoe-0678.txt 2395
I Step In Shit and Sleep On The Floor, by RMW
hoe-0679.txt 9164
I Don't Shoot Heroin, by Caitlin
hoe-0680.txt 3826
A Real Fun Test! Yes!, by Reflecks
hoe-0681.txt 5168
Ginny Innygunk, by Effy
hoe-0682.txt 2707
My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit, by Mr A Jim
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Russian Women Through The Ages, by Jook
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The Voice Of My Conscience, by Ashtray Heart
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What Time Is It?, by Issac
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The Importance Of Friendship, by Angel Dust
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A Complete Repudiation, by AIDS
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Manuel's Good Night, by Trilobyte
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A Black Snake in the Spring, by Rhea
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Superhero Origins, by Uberfizzgig
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The Trenchcoat Mafia and Me, by Neko
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I Love A Charade, by Grlfrmars
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Dubuque, by Big Daddy Bill
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A Tourist Guide to Dubuque, Iowa, by Phairgirl
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One and The Same, by Vlaad
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I Know You're A Girl And All, But..., by AnonGirl
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If It's Bikini Kill, It Must Be Friday, by Shana
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Noppa Gets Us Laid: An Exploration in Stupidity, by Various Artists
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Secret Coordinate, by Isaac
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My Russian Past Life, by Cyn
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The Biggest, Largest, Most Exciting Heist... (Part One), by Nybar
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walden's life story., by The Jester
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Uno International, by Rhea & OzAdrian
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Teenagers, Nazis, and the French, by Big Daddy Bill
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Bittersweet Memories of Childhood, by Lapse
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Computer's Internet, by Interjen
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The Death of IM2K, by AIDS
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The #2600 Experience, Featuring SkYFLuXX, by Cstone
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Dr. Seuss, What A Pervert!, by Six
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Onion Rings Get No Respect!, by Clyde
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fuckingbugs.com, by Effy
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Less Is More, Whatever!, by Kernel Bob
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I Think Your Problems Are Very Trite., by LilNilHil
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Struck A Chord, by Mr A Jim
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Change Isn't Always Good, by Anilos
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InfoSeek Says I'm Balding, by Phairgirl
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The Final Class Project, by Oregano
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Spies, Restaurants, and Laura's Mercedes, by Big Daddy Bill
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Chapter 2: The Gathering Storm, by Nybar
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My Two Lives, by Six
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Her Russian Life (The True One), by Mr A Jim
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Hitch-hiker Buddy, by JAMMER427
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Long Night, No Sleep Part 679, by Neko
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POKLIKLI, by Aster
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Meaningless, by Mutter
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I Am So Sexy, by Phairgirl
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Sic Transit Gloria Mundi, by HOE E'ZINE
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Suzie, by Isaac
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Gramma McKee's Special Penis Advice, by McBoo
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Getting All Towed-Up, by Big Daddy Bill
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Oh, Sweet Love and Pain, by Laja Ajna
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Chapter 3: The Wrath Of Gods, by Nybar
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Ask Clyde, The Second Coming, by Clyde
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Propaganda, by M4D 3LF
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If Lish Were More Like Smoove B, by Crank
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Flamingd24, by Neko
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Chapter 4: Nybar's Dilemma, by Nybar
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The Lesser Creatures (and World Domination), by Paganini
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The Head Game That Went Bad And Turned Out Better, by XxX_Droo7
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Booth 53, by Etienne
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To Steve, by Phairgirl
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What About Mine?, by Viledandy
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The World I Live In, by Hort
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Foreign Animals Talk Funny, by Six
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Mary, by Aster
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True Stories from IThinkICon, by Various Artists
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A Love Letter To GrlFrMars, Part Two, by AIDS
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Clouds, Picnics, and Colors, by Mogel
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Clouds, Picnics, and Colors, by Aster
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My Babble File, by Hooker's Ghost
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Duck Hunt, by Fake Scorpion
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Chapter Five: Rememberances Of A Mogel, by Nybar
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It's Not The School's Fault, by Big Daddy Bill
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BREATHE OUT. NOW, by Ashtray Heart
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Some Really Easy Ways To Get Free Sex, by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
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ITIC Review Came Too Late, by Seaya
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The Box!, by Devon
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The, by Aster
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Attack of the Mad Cow, by Effy
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Something Stupid, by iNSaNE_GuRL
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Bored & Old, by Neko
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I'm Amazingly Horny Right Now, by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
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MIX IT UP!, by GrlFrMars
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Digestion Awesome Do About, by Mr_A_Jim
hoe-0769.txt 5571
Part Six: Rumble At The River, by Nybar
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Grade 8 Memory, In One Act, by AnonGirl
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HOE Fan Mail, by Jessica
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Moving Picture, by Mogel
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Kid Cuisine Memories, by The Golden Boognish
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Cookie Land, by Aster & Caitlin
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I'm One BADASS Hacker, by Six
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Part 7: The NATURE of the Heist, by Nybar
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May and the Past, by Viledandy
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Journal Spewings, by GrlFrMars
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Reason Number 92347 Why Never To Drive A Thousand..." -- Phairgirl
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Important Reminder, by Y-WiNDoZE
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The Best Thing Since Plato's Academy, by AIDS
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HuNNiE's HoT spOt, by Laja Ajna
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Gavin and Nigel=Masterminds, by The Golden Boognish
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Part 8: The TRUE Nature of the Heist, by Nybar
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I Already Know What My Illegitimate Child Will be..., by Jammer 427
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My Trip To Wayne, by JubJub
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My Philosophical Quest For True..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
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Little Johnny Does A Heist, by Big Daddy Bill
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A Hoe File, by Tasha
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I Don't Have Big Hair, Dammit, by Six
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Hoe Dream, by AnonGirl & Miasma
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I'm Going To Brush My Tooth, I Mean It This..., by Cannibal Butterfly
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Hill Picnic, by Trilobyte
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The Animix Project, by Dennis Courtney & Basehead
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The Peoria Beer Project, by Neko
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The Wise, Old Flower (Part 1), by Mogel & Aster
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Part 9--2 Stories, Part 1, by Nybar
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The Advice Letter Project, by The HOE Staff
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The Golden Unmutak's Inception, by TanAdept
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Daddy's Grammar Princess Goes Down The Drain, by Cannibal Butterfly
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Wiggle Worms, by Nettle
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The Random Thoughts of a Confused Druggie, by Angeldust
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The Idiot Game, by Mogel & Nybar
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Quotes, by Unrelated
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Myself, I Never Knew, by Crack Genie
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A Lost Highway, by Gideon
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The Five Worst Songs of ALL TIME, by Phairgirl
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Life Is What You Make It, by Sue
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Proton Packs, by The Golden Boognish
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Cows, by Effy
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The World Of Fact! The World Of Fiction!, by Jame
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Mr. Orange Gleason's Trip To the Fair, by JAMMER427
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The Wise, Old Flower (Part 2), by Mogel & Aster
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Semuta, by Isaac
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Letters, by Six
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I Wasted 2 Hours Reading Early cDc..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
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Data's Decision and the Decadence of the Modern..., by Rhea
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Zebra II, by The Golden Boognish
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Uber-Mogel, by Seaya & Nybar
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Flamingd24 Part 2, by Neko
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The Most/Least Fuckable Cartoon Characters, by Hardcore
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The Second Time I Got Action? Pfft. The 8000th Time..., by XxX_Droo7
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The Ballad Of Teletype, by AIDS
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Kids, by Mike Lake
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Everything Reminds Me Of Cheese, by Effy
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Dissin' Miasma, by AIDS
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Cousin Fuckers, by The Golden Boognish
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Pornographic Midget Tossing - PAP SMEAR 3:16, by Six
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Switching Gears, by Oregano
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Modern Ascii, by Mogel
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A Short Lesson In Applied Calculus, by Ior
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Big Daddy Bill's Official Press Release, by Big Daddy Bill
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Pin, by Aster
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NO FUCKING MORE, by Angeldust
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The Attic, by Rhea
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AnonGirl's Academic Career, by AnonGirl's Teachers
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I Do Not Actually Hate Women, But I Will Pretend To, by Quarex
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This Text File Will Seriously Change..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
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Chapter 1: Cobra Triangle, by Neko
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Hacking a Nine Volt, by Reflecks
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To Angeldust, by JubJub
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Britney's Breasts Are Real, by Trilobyte
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Dear, by Phairgirl
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Monkeys and Midgets, by LAWS
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A Famous Saying, by The Golden Boognish
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Not An Addict, by Draykonis
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Pixie Dust, by Ugliness Man
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El Pulpo Esta Escritando con Ocho Boligrafos, by Uberfizzgig
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A Year In The Making Of A Waiting World, by Basehead
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Ode to Aster, by Caitlin
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Blush, by Rhea
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Yesterday, by Aster
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The Insanity Of A God, by Nybar
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I Secretly Love Quarex, by Clyde
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The No Fuck Day: An Exercise In Futility, by Teerts & Woodstok
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Out To Lunch, by Phairgirl
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A Testament of Attitude, by Big Daddy Bill
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Head Off, by Kreid
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3 Times The Recommended Dose of NyQuil, by Six
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There Is No Hope, by Kyra
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Mr. Frog Is Happy, by Reflecks
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Warez, by Trilobyte
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How To Properly Judge Music: A Rebuttal To Phairgirl, by Quarex
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To JubJub, by Angeldust
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A Pointless Story Which Protests Other..., by Tasha & Nybar
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Please Just Leave Me Alone And Let Me Go Insane, by Hermy
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the death of ibbs.com, by The Jester
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I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself, by Quarex
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Calling Out Names!, by Nybar
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An Old Dog, Buried At Sea, by Basehead
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I'm Mad About Style And Saffron, Because It's So..., by Jammer427
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Memo To Phairgirl, by AIDS
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AltRocks' Mournful Love Serenade6, by AltRocks
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Info Commercials Are The Devil, by Cannibal Butterfly
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This Obsession, by Phairgirl
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Maining Trip, by Oregano
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Stabbed, by Big Daddy Bill
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I Am Laughing At You: An Angsty Rant, by Anjee
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The New Clique, by Ugliness Man
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I Am Becoming A Teenybopper, Please Shoot Me Now, by Hermy
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The Quarex Commandments, by Quarex
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A Night With Mathley, by Effy
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Blah Blah De Fucking Blah, by Phairgirl
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The Scooby Doo Conspiracy, by Hypomonk
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Clyde Teaches You Assholes A Lesson, by Clyde
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Post-Erotic Madness Exemplified, Part 3, by Nybar
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Ralph, by Hort
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NIN: The Fragile, by Unrelated
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Your Decision, by Anodyne
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How Many People Understand Quantum Physics Anyway?, by Six
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Really Bad HOE Article, by Metalchic
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Milk And Cookies. A Book., by Reflecks
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Pumpcon Awards, by Slawz
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A Love Letter to AIDS, by Phairgirl
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HOE 900, by Tasha
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Precursor, by Caitlin
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Bread: Some Shocking Facts, by Angeldust
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An Absolute Proof of the Existence of Cause an Effect, by Kreid
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Life, by Lil' Taz
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The Biography of Clippit, by Mogel
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Meditations On a Schoolgirl Crush, by Rhea
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The Random Nybarius Internet Compendium, Vol I, by Nybar
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The Legend of The Blue Ring, by Aster
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Champaign Revisited, by Oregano
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October Rust And Why My Life Sux, by Misfit
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Response to Phairgirl's Love Letter, by AIDS
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Bullshit, by Trimmerhead
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IRC Freestyling Session #1, by Nybar
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Las Vegas, by Unrelated
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Activated Charcoal, by Tocoblock
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Two Large Mochas and a Slice of Tiramisu, by Meeyoww
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Headache Induced Thoughts, by LatinMan
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The Hardknock Life of a Teen on IRC, by Que
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Girls Kick Ass, Mine Anyways, by Weirdfreak
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Interlaced Space, by Mogel
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Mogor University, by Styx
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A Simply Pink Dress, and Other Things, by Rhea
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There Had To Be A Computer Game For The '90s, by Eerie
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400 Lyrical Blows--A Survey of Undergroundhiphop.Com, by Nybar
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Q-tips Are Preventing Human Evolution!, by Clyde
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Winter, by Neko
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Teledruggies, by Trimmerhead
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Won't You Be My Shitty-Ass Neighbor?, by Basehead
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Freudian Epiphany, by Meenk
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If I Could Have Lunch With Any Famous Person..., by Ashtray Heart
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Being True to Yourself, by LatinMan
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On... Track, by Phairgirl
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What The Fuck, by Trimmerhead
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The HOE c0de Issue, by Various Artists
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Revival In My Panties!, by Cannibal Butterfly
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Unwanted Knowledge, by Angeldust
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Fuckin' Babies, by Caitlin
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Choosing Where To Sit In Class, by Mogel
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Re-Writing HOE Rejects, by Various Artists
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JrzDevil Angrily Mistakes Quarex for a Woman, by Quarex
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The Facts About HOE #937, by Nyarlathotep
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A Discussion with Swiss Pope, by Big Daddy Bill
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The Chapstick Chapter of My Life, by Jane & Metalchic
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Why Bother?, by Cyn
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Alan Ginsberg and The Shawshank Redemption, by Six
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Math, by Rhea
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Spot's Big Adventure, by Captain Bovine
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Great, Now I'm A Dirt Hippie, by Phairgirl
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Fucked With Being Fucked: The HOE Manifesto, by Black*Ruined
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The Thingieness of Things, by Mogel
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Frequently Asked Questions, by Mogel
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The KITTY TEASE Owner's Manual, by AIDS
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New Jersey Is Out Of Control And Must Be Destroyed, by Mogel
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What I Know About Syd Barrett, by AIDS
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My Special Journey, by Mogel
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Transformers Fan Fiction #1, by AIDS
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The Advantages of Actually Listening to People, by Mogel
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What Is Really Wrong With The World, by Spare
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J Paws and the Sad, by Uberfizzgig
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Large Bowl of Cereal with a Side Order of Morals, by LatinMan
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Cop Out, by Que
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My Long-term Dependency, by Big Daddy Bill
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Ballard of Kelly, by Isaac
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Go Figure., by Trimmerhead
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A Model Citizen's Viewpoint, by Basehead
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An Open Letter To Anyone I've Ever Known, by Phairgirl
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Beans and Franks, by Cannibal Butterfly
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Coming Attractions, by Mr A Jim
hoe-0972.txt 3719
I Hate H0e, by Slawz
hoe-0973.txt 16527
A Cipher, by Nybar & Basehead
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A Day in the Life of LeetNLow, by Meeyoww
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Your Call Is Important To Us, by The Prophet
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I Am So Excited To Write This, by Kreid
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Falling Down Falling, by RottenZ
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I Am Not, by Six
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I've Got No Strings, by Cannibal Butterfly
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Bah, by Meeyoww
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I Need A Peck In The Head From A Bird That Is Dead, by Phairgirl
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Parallax, by Mr A Jim
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A Different Kind of Man, by Anodyne
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Leaving The Girl, by Basehead
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See Rehajbnahk Stride, by Kreid
hoe-0988.txt 3467
Public Transportation Revisited, by AnonGirl
hoe-0989.txt 1911
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Things Better Left Unsaid, by Zaff
hoe-0991.txt 4499
Open Letter To Gotahoe.com!, by Clyde
hoe-0992.txt 6141
Stalker Chicks of the 1960s, by AnonGirl
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And Thus She Survives, by Anodyne
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Everything, Simplified, by Miasma
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M&M Conspiracy Theory, by JoJo, The Indian Circus Boy
hoe-0996.txt 3788
Running Again, by Mutter
hoe-0997.txt 7914
Why 2K? A Misanthropic Editorial, by Meenk
hoe-0998.txt 34565
The Penultimate Lamentation, by Quarex
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The Return of Warez, by Various Artists
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Changing Gears, by Mogel, Meenk, & AIDS
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Red, by Rhea
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Christmas in Alabama, by Christopher Crowe
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Flight To Freedom, by Oregano
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Song Lyrics, by Kreid
hoe-1006.txt 9126
An Interview with Bad Kitty, by Caitlin
hoe-1007.txt 11919
Ask Clyde, Version 4.0!, by Clyde
hoe-1008.txt 3916
The Craft, by Anodyne
hoe-1009.txt 1564
Morals, by Aster
hoe-1010.txt 3786
HOE #1010: Loves Part II by Trilobyte (January 22, 2000)
hoe-1011.txt 4703
How To Make An Atomic Bomb" by AltRocketz
hoe-1012.txt 9049
Oldschool Christmas Anarchy" by Sir Oregano The Hacker
hoe-1013.txt 5605
Break, Smash, Destroy" by The Shadowy Unrelated Night Stalker
hoe-1014.txt 5439
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Batch Phile Anarchy" by Bothersome Basehead
hoe-1016.txt 5779
How To Get Back At Your Rivals" by Nybarius, Lethal Ninja
hoe-1017.txt 5109
Anarchy: A Submissive's Nightmare" by Meenk
hoe-1018.txt 6708
Phun with Shit" by Da Master Mogel
hoe-1019.txt 2972
Motion" by Obscure Images
hoe-1020.txt 4891
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The Darkest Place in the Largness of the Huge Great Big..., by Aster
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True Love, by Kreid
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This Is Not, by Anodyne
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We'll Always Have Paris, by Rhea
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MY FURST COLORING (in) book, by Lexus Prime
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Fam ly V lue, by Anodyne
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Lucid Dreaming is Hard, by Mr A Jim
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Old Crow, by Kreid
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Me And My Monkey, by Me...
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The Official Kraft Scene Sexchart, by Kraft
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Hej Då!, by AnonGirl
hoe-1033.txt 12767
Ralph: Chapter 2, by Hort
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Fish; And The Near Imminent Death of The Fourth One, by Liberty
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Poor Andrew, by Anodyne
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Trip Talk, by Unrelated
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One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest Part II, by LatinMan
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Dead Alive, by The Extremist
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Thanatos, by Meenk
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SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik
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SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik
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SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik
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SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik
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SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik
hoe-1046.txt 25130
Another Profitable Life Experience, by Kreid
hoe-1047.txt 2441
Flamers Fight with Force, by pl0nk
hoe-1048.txt 6616
Sodomy and Macrame: A Dynamic Duo, by Krnl
hoe-1049.txt 4209
hoe-1050.txt 99519
Big Bad #1, by Various Artists
hoe-1051.txt 775
HOE #1051: Humble Request by Y-Windoze (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1052.txt 2518
HOE #1052: Grandma's House by Kreid (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1053.txt 5475
HOE #1053: Everything I Need to Know, I Learned Playing Solitaire by Ari McKee (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1054.txt 4435
HOE #1054: Dawson's Creek 2005: The Director's Cut by pl0nk (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1055.txt 6035
LatinMan's Guide to Getting Chickas, by LatinMan (Aptil 7, 2000)
hoe-1056.txt 4977
A Tale of Two Shitheads, by Caitlin (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1057.txt 1202
Filk Fun #1 by DECwolf (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1058.txt 3036
Hehehe y sk8rs r cute, by Ninr0x (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1059.txt 8567
Don't Step on Stumpy, by Puce (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1060.txt 6573
Strike the Surface, by Jam Master (April 7, 2000)
hoe-1061.txt 10451
Joey The Teenage Menstrual Blood Vampire by Insert Wu Name Here (April 18, 2000)
hoe-1062.txt 10372
Bloody Rag, by Kreid (April 18, 2000)
hoe-1063.txt 4013
Fetch the Bone, by Meenk (April 18, 2000)
hoe-1064.txt 5981
Camp Chronicles, Vol. 1 by LatinMan (April 18, 2000)
hoe-1065.txt 59222
A Story About A Boy And His Dog by Krnl (April 18, 2000)
hoe-1066.txt 887
About Bitches, by Y-WiNDoZE (May 1, 2000)
hoe-1067.txt 5859
How to Become a Media Whore in Less Than 24 Hours by tamd (May 1, 2000)
hoe-1068.txt 1254
Emily Bleached Her Hair by Kreid (May 1, 2000)
hoe-1069.txt 3425
Frank E. Lee's Guide to ANSI CODES with THE JEDI MIND FORCE by Frank E. Lee (May 1, 2000)
hoe-1070.txt 15145
History and Dem Black Boots by Rhea (May 1, 2000)
hoe-1076.txt 6451
Dynamo Warez, by Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (May 15, 2000)
hoe-1077.txt 6851
The Day They Shot Big Spender by Dinkee (May 15, 2000)
hoe-1078.txt 11773
My Alligator Dancing Shoes by Rhea (May 15, 2000)
hoe-1079.txt 6705
The Story of The Alice and The Needle by Caitlin (May 15, 2000)
hoe-1080.txt 9099
The Island by Kreid (May 15, 2000)
hoe-1081.txt 5380
MY BACK PAGES by AIDS (May 21, 2000)
hoe-1082.txt 7546
Mavis Beacon Teaches Cybersex by Tamd (May 21, 2000)
hoe-1083.txt 4714
Planting Trees for Tony Danza by Ninja Sloth (May 21, 2000)
hoe-1084.txt 2238
No More Sunshine, by Aster (May 21, 2000)
hoe-1085.txt 3069
This Story is Completely Retarded by Kreid (May 21, 2000)
hoe-1086.txt 2889
True Love, by Kreid (June 7, 2000)
hoe-1087.txt 3779
hoe-1088.txt 8203
The Nature of The Male by Effy
hoe-1089.txt 7900
The White Male Speaks by Nybar
hoe-1090.txt 4395
Tweet-tweet The Sparrow by Trilobyte
hoe-1091.txt 15655
Male Nature: A Rebuttal by Quarex
hoe-1092.txt 3383
The Outcome of A Sperm Donation by Kaia
hoe-1093.txt 6118
Am I Better Than This? by Dagolith
hoe-1094.txt 6995
Going To Hell In An Easter Basket by Justin Parisi
hoe-1095.txt 10226
A Few Journal Entries by Mr A Jim
hoe-1096.txt 4068
Save A Lot, Roland by Trilobyte
hoe-1097.txt 4048
An Open Letter To Clayton Fraser by Soybean
hoe-1098.txt 8432
This Story Doesn't Matter by Effy
hoe-1099.txt 6296
hoe-1100.txt 100559
Big Bad #2 by Various Artists
hoe-1101.txt 12549
The First Time by Quarex
hoe-1102.txt 3148
Recollection by Phairgirl
hoe-1103.txt 3964
What Kids Do by pl0nk
hoe-1104.txt 1727
Ahee-hee! by Isaac
hoe-1105.txt 3444
I Fucking Suck by Hardcore
hoe-1106.txt 7753
The Nurse by Kreid
hoe-1107.txt 15248
The History of Aethelwulf's Utopia by Quarex
hoe-1108.txt 12788
Wednesday, July 28th, 2000 by Noppa Lea Henderson
hoe-1109.txt 385383
Thank You, and Goodbye, Roseanne by Anonymous
hoe-1110.txt 600127
Big Bad #3 by Various Aritsts
hoe-1111.txt 1091
The Final Issue by Jubjub (December 25, 2000)
hoe-index.txt 27569
Index File for the HoE #91-#660 (Source for those entries in this directory)
hoe-index2.txt 45977
An Index of the "New" HOE Issues by Hoe (HOE Issues #91 - #1050)

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