'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #289 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "The Benefits of Higher Education" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Teerts !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/16/98 !! !!========================================================================!! this is the first of my class rants. These happen when i get bored in class (often!) and i decide to type random shit into my ti-92. i paid almost $200 for it so i might as well use it for something. calcstuff 1. **TI92** main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18 theres this girl in my math class. shes pretty hot. today she wore really loud cargo pants. she is always late to calculus. i heard her walking all the way down the hallway. the nerve of some people; not only is she late, but her pants were really loud. its okay though, shes hot. one time, her boyfriend came to class with her. hes not in the class. he sat behind her and was quiet all during class time. i think he was bored. she was late that day too. i dont know what her pants are made of...it sure is loud when she moves. i think id like to get in them, but i dont think that will ever happen...i thnk her pants are nylon, like a tent. !!========================================================================!! calcstuff 2. **TI92** main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18 my calc prof looks like egon from the ghostbusters. his name is gary, so i dont think it is the same guy...it sure would be neat though... he is teaching abot antiderivatives today. i dont like to listen to the profs lesson. he is a nice guy but i dont thhnk he likes me much. i dont think he likes me becuse i am usually late to class. also, my test scores are low and i dont often do my homework. i guess he doesnt like slackers... my pen is blue today. its usually not blue, i like to use a black pen. i lost my black pen. gary says stuff: "so if one function is bigger than the other one...if a functionf is smaller than a function g, how will they be positioned?" "this part here, thats the thing on the left, this thng here is the part on the right..." !!========================================================================!! compscistuff 1. **TI92** main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18 my compsci prof has a weird voice. it is semi-deep and nasal...its pretty cool, it sounds like barneys voice but lower. the profs name is jim. jim wears shoes from the eighties. his sneakers usually have velcro closures. thats pretty neat. i want velcro sneakers... typing into this calculator is loud. the damned clicking sounds get annoying after a while. click click clickclick click click clickclickclick click click click click clickclick... i sometimes get weird looks because of the noise... hat isnt wearing a hat today, this is very odd. there is a guy in my compsci class. without a doubt, he makes a fool of himself in class everyday. usually he just asks supid questions or says stupid things, sometimes though he will do something outrageously silly. his new name is hat because he usually wars a hat of some sort. mostly, he wears a red derby. well derbyhatboy once eminated some foul gas, therefore polluting the whole classs air supply. nobody knew the source of the stench until hat raised his hand and asked the prof if he could go to the lavatory. once he left, someone near me commented something involving shitting his pants. to this day, i dont know how i contained my laughter when hat had asked to go relieve himself, someone quietly exclaimed "please do!" oh god he dunnit again...he went off on one of his bullshit rants again...blahblahblah blah blah blah blah... !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #289 - WRITTEN BY: TEERTS - 11/16/98 !!