o o o__ __o__/_ hogs of entropy <|> <|> <| v issue 113 < > < > < > "whee!" | | o__ __o | _\__o__ o__/_ _\__o /v v\ o__/_ _\__o__ \ | | /> <\ | \ \ oink! / "moo!" | | o o | / \ / \ <\__ __/> / \ _\o__/_ >> "who the fuck is this jesus christ guy?" << by -> creep --------------------------------------------------------------------------- It seems like it was millennia ago.. oh wait, it was millennia ago. I was a high powered young corporate executive, president of Heaven, which pretty much meant I was in charge except for the big guy (Mr. gOD) who was c.e.o. I was pretty much his right hand man. We got along pretty well most of the time, except for the occasional spat about certain executive decisions, like who should be promoted to angel or who needed to be fired (in other words, cast out). He was an overly fair guy, sometimes too fair. He wanted to give everybody as much leniency as possible, and he was very forgiving. I, on the other hand, was much more strict. I put a lot of pressure on people, I felt I should crack down, make them do their work the way they should. And quite often did I fire people who needed to be, slackers who wouldn't do their job like they were supposed to. That set an example for the others. gOD was essentially a nice guy, but don't piss him off, he might shove a lightning bolt up your ass or set your house on fire, or hell knows (no pun intended) what else. Being the #1 guy, the big cheese, the head honcho, that meant there was nobody to reprimand him for anything he did, so he had this nasty habit of taking what he wanted, when he wanted it. Which included the young lady of which this tale revolves around, the young virgin Mary. Mary was a cute young girl, only 17 and never been laid yet (how she avoided those terrible brute soldiers I don't know). One day, gOD happened to be peering down over his earthly kingdom when he noticed young Mary walking home from her studies (she went to some Jew school, forgot the name). While walking down the trail, she suddenly stopped and looked around. After checking to make sure nobody was around, she hopped into the bushes, well out of sight from any passersby that might come down the trail. Once hidden, Mary laid down on the ground and hiked her dress up to her waist. She stuck her finger in her mouth and sucked on it seductively for a minute, then slid her hand down between her ample breasts and down her stomach. Her breaths drew faster as she moved her hand between her legs and slid it underneith the wasteline of her panties. Her slender fingers slowly caressed her outer labia, then spread them apart with her pointer and ring fingers, while her middle finger gently massaged her throbbing clit. With her free hand, Mary grabbed a stick and put it in her mouth to bite on to keep her from screaming out loud where anyone walking down the trail might hear her. She then took her other hand and ran it underneith her leg so she could finger fuck herself while she massaged and rubber her clit. Mary moaned slightly from the incredible ecstasy she brought herself. After 10 minutes she finally came, thrashing and kicking in the dirt, all the while trying not to make a single sound. gOD watched in awe from his throne up above. Never before had he witnessed such activity. In a way he was outraged at such filth, that his children could do such obscene things while they thought nobody was watching. He sat in his throne, angered, pondering what to do. As he switched hands to support his chin while he pondered, his other hand came to rest on his lap. He then noticed his incredible erection (and boy do I mean incredible. I mean, he IS gOD after all) and cursed himself for letting such obscenity arouse him so. But he couldn't help it. He looked down again and saw that still nobody was around. Mary was just picking herself up and brushing off the dirt from her back. Suddenly in front of her, in a blinding flash of light, gOD appeared before her. She knew right away why he was there, and dropped to her knees and begged for forgiveness. "oh dear gOD, please forgive me! I have sinned!" she babbled. "oh shut the fuck up.." gOD retorted as he unzipped the fly on his enormous golden loin cloth. "but..but.. what are you doing?" she inquired in between sobs, "just shut up and suck it, bitch.." he commanded. Still on her knees, she crawled over to him, and proceeded to take the length of his mighty shaft into her mouth. Impatiently, he grabbed her by the hair and rammed his titanic cock down her throat. She choked and gagged for a bit, then loosened her esophogus and straightened out her neck to make it fit. He withdrew and thrust his monstrous phallus down her throat once again. He repeated this several times then pulled out and threw her down on the ground, ripped her panties off and mounted her. He mercilessly impaled her tight young virginal cunt on his cock, nearly splitting her open. He fucked her violently for 20 minutes until he ejaculated his mighty load (seemed like gallons, the shit was coming out of her ears and oozing from her bloody swollen cunt hole). Satisfied, he stood up and wiped his tool off with her hair. He looked up and saw two villagers standing there, watching in disbelief. He looked them straight in the eye and raised his hand, and they both became emersed in red light and suddenly vanished, not a trace of them left. He turned back around and looked down at the sobbing girl. He merely grinned and ascended back to his kingdom above. Mary picked up her things and ran home, crying. Little to his knowledge, he had impregnated her. A few months afterward, her stomach bulged out slightly. One day I decided to take a trip down to earth and scope out the action down there. I had made myself invisible, so the humans wouldn't all freak out and bow down and all that stupid shit. After a few hours of spying on the mortals, I grew bored and decided to take a leisurely walk down the trail. Once I was out of sight, I made myself visible again and continued my stroll. As I was walking down the trail, I saw a young girl walking back towards the village. I ducked behind a tree and watched her. She paused for a moment at one particular spot, staring down at the ground and began to cry. I just stood there, staring at her, when I accidentally lost my balance and fell down. She saw me and began screaming. I ran up to her and smacked her across the face and commanded her to be silent. "No please, not again! please!" "SHUT UP!" She silenced herself and just sat there, waiting for me to do whatever she expected me to do. From my point of view, I could see right down the top of her dress. Quite the cleavage there was. I also noticed the way she was sitting, I could see most of her leg, right up her thigh. Almost instantly I became erect. For a half pregnant girl, she was very attractive. I couldn't resist the temptation, and I forced her up onto her knees and bent her over, then moved around behind her and unzipped my fly. I dropped to my knees and lifted her skirt up and felt all over her beautiful soft round ass. Without hesitation I pulled her panties off and thrust my own enormous cock into her soft wet cunt. She screamed in pain (I later learned at the Heaven Bar that my cock was bigger than the big guy's, but I'll tell you about that later). I ran the entire length of my shaft into her cunt, shattering the barely developed fetus within her womb. I fucked her hard and fast for a good 45 minutes (I also have more stamina). I shot my enormous load deep inside her and withdrew, my cock covered in blood and cum and fetal debris. I picked her up and forced the bitch to lick it clean, then smacked her in the face and returned to heaven. Later on I paid her a second visit and this time I impregnated her again. That same day upon my second visit to young mary, gOD and a servant angel were going through the log books, checking the past few months' events. Somewhere during the reading, gOD fell back in his chair and groaned miserably when he had read that a young girl named Mary was pregnant, and the father was not to be found. Depressed, he went to the Heaven Bar later that night to drown his sorrows. I walked in grinning ear to ear about my activities of that day and took a seat right next to gOD. "Hey gOD, whats shakin?" "Oh the worst fucking thing happened to me?" "Whats that?" "You don't want to know. What did you do today?" "Nothing much.. just took a little visit down to earth." "Oh really? how'd it go?" "It was fun :)" "Glad somebody enjoyed themselves today" "Ah, relax man, have a few. on me." "What do you mean, 'on you'? I own everything and you're an executive. We fucking drink for free." "oh yeah. well. you know what I mean." 45 minutes and a dozen shots later, gOD and I had a great time at the bar in our drunken stupor. 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns-N-Roses came on the jukebox and gOD started dancing (he can't dance worth shit btw). We all laughed and had a merry old time. When he was done making an ass of his heavenly self, he came back to where we were sitting and asked me what I did on my trip to earth today. Being drunk as shit, I obliged unwittingly. "Oh man, I took a walk and ran into this young chick. She was half pregnant, but man oh man was she hot. Pair of legs that run all the way up to her neck, and a set of titties.. WHOO!" "did you say half-pregnant?" "Yeah.. she was still hot tho.. I think her name was Mary or something." Instantly his face turned green and he ran out of the bar, puked for a while then went back up to his office on the top cloud. I went back to my lush house on the vista cloud and passed out. I came in late to work the next morning, hung over as shit. My secretary told me that gOD was waiting to see me in his office. I walked down the big hallway to his big office where he sat in his big chair behind his big desk chewing on aspirin and drinking a big cup of coffee. "You wanted to see me?" "Yeah.. that chick you raped yesterday?" "Umm yeah, what about her?" I feigned inconcern. "I already raped her." "you WHAT?!" "Yeah.. and I got her pregnant." "You mean that was your...?" "Yep." "Oh shit." "You're FUCKING RIGHT 'OH SHIT'!@# YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?" "Hey RELAX dammit, how the fuck was I supposed to know." "THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER YOU LITTLE SHIT!" "HEY FUCK YOU ALRIGHT, ITS NOT MY FAULT" "NO FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE, YOU'RE FIRED!" "I'M WHAT? YOU'RE FIRING ME?" "YEAH, I AM.. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!" "Fine.. fuck you then.. you know there are shitloads of other gODS in other universes that would jump to hire me at much better positions for a LOT bigger salary." "I don't give a shit, not like you do anything anyway. You won't be any trouble to replace, you know how many other angels would jump to fill in your spot and do a much better job at half the salary?" "Kiss my ass, I'm outta here." "Yeah fuck you too.. you little shit." And so I was cast out of Heaven. I still had a good rapport with the angels that were grateful to me for making them do their job so well and took pride in what they had accomplished. So I took 1/3rd of the angels of heaven with me and formed my own kingdom down below earth. We ditched the silly white uniforms with wings and got some spiffy red and black ones. Meanwhile the other 2/3rd of the angels remained above (I took all the hard working ones with me, left all the slackers..thats why Heaven went to shit and took earth with it..snicker). Meanwhile gOD made a few visits down to earth, this time visible and bullshitted the people about Mary's baby and claimed it to be his still. He gave them some lame-o story about how his "holy son" was to be the savior and that he would give his life for their sins. Mary was of Mexican descent, so she decided to name him Jesus. Little Jesus grew up to make a terrible living at being a carpenter. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (c) HoE publications. HoE #113 -- written by creep -- 6/11/97 *