[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #622 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "Saving Celebrities" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Cyn 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/9/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] My friends and I have a new hobby. We steal pamphelets from the hallway display in our dorm, and send them to celebrities. It started off with just skinny actresses and eating disorder pamphelets, but lately we've been branching out. Here's the list of who we've sent what to, so you can share in the fun. Callista Flockhart Eating Disorders: What you should know Jennifer Love Hewitt Anorexia and Bulemia Neve Cambell Eating Disorders: What you should know Sara Michelle Geller Eating Disorders: What you should know Liv Tyler Anorexia and Bulemia Cameron Diaz Restrictive Eating Kathy Ireland Restrictive Eating Blues Travelor Marijuana Hanson Women's Health: What's Normal, What's Not We still need to decide who gets many other fine pamphelets, including Getting What You Want from Body Art, and Cocaine. We're thinking of sending Courtney Love one on heroin, but we're afraid she'll track us down and kill us. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #622 - WRITTEN BY: CYN - 5/9/99 ]