[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #847 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "A Famous Saying" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by The Golden Boognish 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/24/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] From the perspective of all the Weenies, or so others know them as the beloved worshippers of the musical talent that is Gene and Dean Ween, mastermined into a thing we can only stare in marvel at, that is the band Ween, the saying "What's a Ween?" is a shunned upon saying. This saying, in my mind, increased it's popularity when the great movie, from the SNL skit involving our SHe, "PAT", called "It's Pat", included the members of the band Ween in all their glory and this line was a major line on the part of "PAT". Ween: Hey you were on TV, right? Your PAT right? Pat: Yeah, who's asking? Ween: We're Ween. TAKE NOTICE Pat: Woowh, What's a Ween?!?!?! TAKE NOTICE Ween then expalins the band name and band. Pat also introduces us with another killer line... "Woowh, it is a bummer you got stuck with that name!!!" It may have been the movie, then again it may not have been the movie. Who knows the truth to this date, no one. But when a Weenie throws out the question to a new found friend or foe, the question being "Do you like Ween" or "Do you listen to Ween" or "Are you a fan of Ween?", the response is one, from all not familiar with the band. "What's a Ween?" The only question above, that is capable of obtaining that kind of responce is the first one, evem though the chance should be slim. Buy the use of the plural noun and singularity of the "ween", the one being asked the question should have enough sense, not to answer in that matter, but the saying of the phase "What's a ween?" continues. What us Weenies and all alike must keep in mind is the stupidity of these people. As we all know, Ween is one of the most insteresting, wierd and talented bands in the musical industry. We must let all take notice to this. When ever we hear this saying, to aknowledge there mishap, we must keep in our heads some of the more vulgar and angry ween songs and direct them to these sinners, the evil-Anti Weeners. These songs must include, but not only these, there are many more that can be attributed to this cause, but the primary ones being 'you fucked up' and 'piss up a rope'. Weither it was the movie, or just plain stupidity on these peoples parts? I don't know. Is it the fact that just the name 'Ween' throws these people off subject, thinking it is slang for a word that describes somthing interwoven with sexual intercourse, I don't know this either. But, Ween is somthing that cannot be handled lightly in this world. They are coming, and but the year 2000, Ween fans will be doubled over Deadheads and Phish fans, maybe even N'Sync fans, who knows. But, Let this be my warning to all of you Anti-Ween's, we are not to be taken lightly. Maybe there will be a part deu. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #847 - BY: GOLDEN BOOGNISH - 9/24/99 ]