s$ $$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1066 [-- $$""b. $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --] $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "Emily Bleached Her Hair" $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Kreid $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 05/01/00 [-- $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --] $$ $$ "TssT" "TssT" emily believed in psychic powers. she believed in a lot of things out of reach. on a wednesday, she sat between two men on an airplane flying from NY to LA. only one of the men was obese. shortly after the passengers boarded, the two men became locked in a struggle for emily's favor. as the competition became more heated, the men began to bombard emily with compliments. emily heard compliments in both ears; there were so many that she felt like crying. the men spoke in unison: "why are you crying, honey?" "tears of joy," emily replied. all the while, emily tried to send the plane crashing into the midwest by telekinesis. [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1066, BY KREID - 5/1/00 ]