[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #731 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "Sic Transit Gloria Mundi" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by HOE E'ZINE 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/16/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD: Ashtray Heart, from parts unknown. Mr. Heart was last spotted at the Internet Technology Interface Consortium in Belgium, where he was behaving in a bizarre and unpredictable manner after apparently having ingested an ergot-infested slice of date nut loaf. He is thought to have died in an extremely cosmic and heavy manner, possibly by dereferencing his own null pointer. No body has been found. Heart is survived by seven eyeballs, Norton Zenger, Lorem Ipsum, Jahweh W, Rubber Biscuit, and David Lynch. Heart left behind a notebook full of unreleased works, mostly in a bizarre cipher. They will be published as we can decipher them. We have already managed to translate the largest chunk of it, a "Space Ghost" fanfic entitled "Sic Tansit (Sic) Gloria Mundi". However, it will not be published here on the grounds that it fails to meet our exacting journalistic standards. Funeral donations should be sent to Focus on the Family in lieu of flowers. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #731-WRITTEN BY: HOE E'ZINE - 7/16/99 ]