======================================= = = = HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL PEEPING TOM = = = = WRITTEN BY THE REAL --> TOM! = = = ======================================= Boy, I've wanted to write this file for a looong time... well, finally getting to it because I just came very close to being caught! Here's the story, and then I'll explain how NOT to get caught... O.K., its Thursday night, school is almost over, and I'm bored. As I do many days, I decided to go bike riding, and hopefully to view some stranger's pussy. I hop on my bike, and drive for about an hour, with some music playing through my head from my walkman... always watching closely the windows I drive by with open lights. Sure, as usual, I see lots of females... but the problem is either that I can't see lower than there necks, or the window happens to be facing a busy street. Eventually I come upon a house 5 doors down from mine that contains I beautiful brunette, about 5'4, nicely shaped breasts, and enough curves to satisfy even MY desire. As usual, her window, which is conveniantly situated on the ground floor, is shittered closed. SHIT! But hey, how 'bout the old flicker technique (described l8r in this file) !!! Hey, that might work! And it did... I could see the girl, thou not too well, she was visible. Then the tedious work... having to sit there watch her talking on the phone (which I couldn't here) until she made a move. Fed up of allthat bull shit, I took off on my bike for a few minutes. Upon returning she was to my enlightment > TRYING ON BATHING SUITS < BEAUTIFUL!!! I could hardly keep myself from yelling that. I watched her every move, and eventually caught glimpse of both her chest & her unbelivable pussy. N.B. Throughout this whole episode, I was many times forced to leave the window quickly due to passing cars and pedestrians Afeter she was finished, she did something very unpredictable: she opened her shutters! With me glaring right into her face! SHIT!!! I took off from there with the speed of Disk Muncher! Anyways, I got home in a VERY big hury, and started typing this. Here I am. Not bad for a nights work, is it? Didn't think so... so if you want to learn how to get to: - See a stranger nude - See a stranger feel herself off (!!) - Here a stranger talk on the phone (if the window is open) - And my personal favorite: Y'know those girls that you've been friends with since grade school? Those women who were once just little girls you played with in the play pen? Your mothers are great friends & 'you look so cute together'? Well, those are the girls I luuuuv to view!!!! Finally you get to see there black haired pussies... mabye fingering herself... hmmm.. that tastes good! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Well thats just one of my stories... hundreds have been befoe that. So first why: You aren't a loser that can't get girls. You aren't a sicko who wants to molest little girls. You aren't a faggot lusting boys. You are a relatively cool dude that just enjoys that kind of stimulation. I LOVE IT ! ^^^^^^^^^ When to do it ------------- Anytime at night... its gotta be dark, or your gonna be caught; also if its light outside - you can't see in !!!! (Oh ya...right?) Where to do it -------------- A house with one or more lovely ladies. You've got to have a routine trail. Don't just go outside & start walking in all the backyards.. if you do, you'll be suspected of breaking and entering or something... or some nut will shoot you thinking youre a maniac. What to wear ------------ Black. I think thats obvious. Also don't wear any stupid buckles that jingle or any lumnous junk. Techniques ---------- 1 - I call this the flicker technique. Its used for those shutters that this girl I described up there had - horizontal venesion blinds. what ya do is very quickly move your head back and forth wherever the slightest crack is. You'll see a little flickering, which reminds me of the animation in Defender, but you'll see her nice 'n easy. If not for this, then I wouldn't have seen the lips I saw today. 2 - The mirror effect. For high or hard to reach places, or rooms that are so open that the girl would see you very easily if you passed, bring a mirror. That way you can stant right next or right under it, and you can aim the mirror right at the middle of her thighs. (ahhh) 3 - Binocular effect. Something nice to so is take a pair of strong bino's (35x7 will do) and hide behind the bushed across a window overlooking a street... if the windows too high, all you might see is the upper body, but if she's a Dolly Parton, then its a View to a Kill. 4 - The submarine effect uses a device which is called somthing I forgot the name of. It's to see around corners, and is very nice to have when you need to get through a tough secuity (a dog or lots of open lights with mean looking 6'ers in 'em) BONUS IDEA: for the girl next door if you should be so lucky to have one, use a Cds Photocell (Radio Shack part 276- 116) hooked up to some buzzer, so that when her lights go on, it'll notify you. (It works beautiful for me!) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - So I suggest you scan your backyards around the house for nice looking women... hmmm... remember, if she doesn't know your looking, I've gotten off on girls as young as 9, and as old as 40 !!!!!! Hehehe... ok, so I want cunt, and i'll think I'll go get it, but please. Any information about being a peeping tom you have, make a T-file about it, cause I know lots of people that go out to view pussy lips while cat-fur is on the run. bye, and remember - everybody does it, but nobody'll admit it unless you do first, and if they don't, its easy to turn them into a real Tom, and you can go on pussy hunts! [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu #1099, BY THE REAL TOM! - 6/16/00 ]