s$ $$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1095 [-- $$""b. $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --] $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "A Few Journal Entries" $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by, Mr A Jim $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 06/14/00 [-- $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --] $$ $$ "TssT" "TssT" rock my soul! i did in your mother's bosom last night, a joke. perhaps the ad on the bus indicated legumes lagasse emeril emeril lagasse might go something like this: EMERIL LAGASSE: Hi, I'm Emeril Lagasse and there's a few facial moles. FACIAL MOLE 1: Hi, I'm Emeril Lagasse and here's a facial mole. FACIAL MOLE 2: Hi, I'm Emeril Lagasse. EMERIL LAGASSE: Hi, I'm a facial mole. some day, i will become famously rich and famous with my discovery of the invention of the coinage of the thing where people come home at the same time. just like me 'n' dad, we go everywhere together. preceeding alex's law, it will become the psychology today of the time (actually tomorow then) and it won't even be raining lightly. i think the 'neurologicate' Christopher " 'emerald' emeril lagasse" Knowles said it best-- one two three one two three one twooo three do si do si do si [and much later, since the movements are like 20 minutes] fu do si fu do si fu do sir "The Center gives you thirty days... "Go to New York a Phonic Center on Ele... "Please Call Br9-5555... (...) "Al these are the days my friends and thse are teh days my friends. Look... batch catch hatch latch amtch patch watch snatch scratch... Look. SWEARIN TO GOD WHO LOVES YOU FRANKIE VALLI THE FOUR SEASONS" certainly was an odd fellowe, i must say. dr. A. Argeo "chip" Octagon has novocaine lidocaine don't touch my cane cocaine lo mein but why didn't _I_ go for the M.D.? it was probably the lush chords. also, and that i couldn't stand cuttin' folks up. sure, i wasn't sure surely if they wouldn't let me get by without it but i certainly ain't a bettin' man and that certainly wasn't no time for inquiry, no suh. i'm black. can't you tell//? i will be paid a weekly stipend to follow the drum major and make sweet love. hold on, i'm comin! cadences are easy so far, but there's this steve gadd thing coming up that might take work. and i've got the big drum. The actual writing of the chorale itself only took me about fifteen minutes--last night, using Finale 2000. The problem clearly was that instead of a joined bass and treble clef, I ended up with seperate SATB that couldn't share each other's staves (two treble, an octave-treble, and a bass). The end really packs a punch with its flowing baroquality (don't be condescending, mein friend). I never had time to fill in the gaps, just ignore 'em. Me. Shuffle only on beats 4 and 4+. [two months later] it's not that i'm ebarrassed, but the whole deal really was overly simplefied and i did just let the whole thing run. video game music, everything i did there. ... 4/15/0 Don't ever use ma huang or other ephedrine-containing products on a recreational/self-help basis. Ever. Most peoples' hearts are strong enough to take it, but the withdrawal after even a day or two is not worth it. Responding to the ephedrine's (chronic? does that mean "lung-related"?) respiratory anti-inflamatory and decongestant properties, at ~T+10h and for the following ~4 days, upper breathing passages will be uncomfortably and conspicuously constricted. What is worse is probably the ever-present sensation of having to empty one's stomach, as the back of the tongue is being irritated by the swollen throat walls and tonsils. I had expected some sort of "tolerance" to the nonmedicated state to roll around after a day or two, but no luck. Natural relief only comes after being frightened or woken up, when adrenaline is released. Adrenaline has very similar effects to ephedrine (ephedrine being originally synthesized as an ingestible alternative to adrenaline for treatment of bronchial inflammation, then later made obselete by pseudoephedrine and 'new' synephrine). On the other hand, this has been a very reassuring lesson in why not to do drugs. --- ... 6/12/0 Palpitations are pretty frequent now. Caffeiene leads to a sensation of severe pressure and nausea radiating from the upper chest. Small amounts of alcohol are scary. Right now i'm sort of just riding this out and waiting for something to happen. There's a very blurry line between psychosematics and actual events right now. It's taken a conscious effort to ignore the frequent sensation of being choked... ----- i been around tha block i live my little life i once wrote a little story in nebraska bout a guy the teacher said i like the way you write i said right -------- Dinner parties/folk jam sessions with aging ex-hippies who just spent 10 years in a cult in the desert but who are now heading back to their jewish roots can be enriching in several ways. After a paper cup of wine and a slice of pie: "Watch me make fun of my husband," Sylvia said with a giggle. "Hey, watch out, she's about to make you look bad," Eddie warned. "Don't worry, I've got my hearing aid in," Pete reassured Eddie and the rest of the eager crowd. "Yeah, but now you can't hear low frequencies," Eddie said in his typical quasi-boast. "Aah, not in this ear, though," Pete quickly retorted, wary of learning a lesson at the hands of Eddie. "In this ear, I can hear low frequencies better than anyone." "Especially... FLATULENCE." Sylvia giggled and then cast a dead silence. "Barbarigmus, too." "What, you can hear Puertoricans?" Sylvia bubbled, sending the entire post-1940's ex-New York City crowd into hysterics. Sylvia like to pretend she was drunk. The big Indian drums were unsyncopated and the tablas were difficult and i was glad when it was over. ------- shirtless, man. i was totally shirtless. HAHAHAHAHA\ --------- just read kreid's "luke rides with the wind" at a variety show. there weren't many laughs. ----------- "DYNNE" - "POR QUE OREGANO NO ME CAE BIEN AHORA" Por Mr A Jim Recibí un resfriado en el medio del día. Moco claro viajaba consecuentemente abajo, abajo de los ojos y la nariz, abajo a la garganta. Me duele la cabeza, pero me duele la gente especialmente. Cuando entramos Pakistan, ¿por qué debemos estar asuntos a los chistes de los otros naciones? Mucho como sentando en química, tener un enfermedad facial puede doler la posibilidad de recibir regalos para un comentario erudito. Al parecer, cuando no puede continuar la legado de McCarthy, no puede ganar respeto de 'botes, compañeros de clase, ni quasi-enemigos de Asia del sureste. Al parecer, cuando no estamos ásperos y pendencieros sobre que es más allá de crimén (relaciones extranjeras), mentiras serán distributadas fácilmente. Aún si lo hacemos perfectamente claro que nuestra esperanza sólo es reinstalar la democracia en el país, lo será notado que estamos super-agresivos/molestos/irónicamente «inmaduro» y no que tenemos moco claro viajaba abajo la cara. El buck se para aquí, y un orificio nasal rojo para todos. En aprendiendo que Jordan fue aún vivo, la decisión fue rápidamente hecha arrojarme en el lago. Esa decisión fue rápidamente inversada. Quizá fue que la disputa sobre Kashmir (y algunas armas nucleares) derramó en la percepción de relaciones extranjeras y mentiras distributadas. Me gusta pensar que el problema completo es que su presidente tiene un resfriado. ---------- the ecliptic warrior verbal tactic avenger sporadic vocabulist in a grace of splendor i who so magnificently emerged vicariously throughout different points in time changing the mindsets of multiple individuals recording live sessions and stealing artists' residuals [rekonstruction creative abduction] ----------- DrWeintraub69: i was sleeping in classes, i was going absolutely crazy on prozac, slowly i just started going less and less Mr A Jim: are you still on prozac? DrWeintraub69: no way Mr A Jim: cool DrWeintraub69: and my school kinda freaked when they heard i was takin 2 months supply in one night Mr A Jim: any physcial side effects? DrWeintraub69: not really Mr A Jim: that's a surprise DrWeintraub69: just basically either really fukin hyper or really fukin tired Mr A Jim: i meant from taking the huge dose... DrWeintraub69: thats what i meant DrWeintraub69: regular dose diddnt do shiot Mr A Jim: ahh ----------- Basically, it goes like this: you come home and there's some other person who lives in your house who's also coming home. And it happens a lot. Steve's law. ALEX'S LAW: It's raining, but not very hard. -------- "i eventually returned after giving janie the silent treatment for like 5 months, and having fixed my eyebrows. there was also this new phsycologist dude which we like to call dr baldy, who we were made to see like twice aweek, we devised a scheme to pretend like were in living hell so we can miss class to see him....hmm....fast foward to meeting the worlds greatest asshole, sally lazaros, eh, thats all i haveto say, besides the fact of his cock sucking bitch fradie and brown nosing crack smoking johnny levine, and really freakishly mentaly retarded brother chaim, and as my ex boyfriend likes to call, new jew's ugly ass russian, dan donaldson, and whats left is the 3 slut ass licking dirt crack whore ball sucking fucks, leila, ilyana and elaine, eh leila and elaine aint that bad when theyre not in the group." ------- god, i'm going to kick you in the cyber nads. "so how do you work the SP-12?" "i work it baby, i work it like a bitch." [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1095, BY MR A JIM - 6/14/00 ]