[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #761 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "The Box!" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Devon 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/28/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] A cardboard box u say? why yes I do say, and what a lovely box it is! a box is a better way to go don't ya know eh! Well whats the point of the almighty box, you're probably wondering. well losers wouldn't use a couch cuz hey thats too good for us. a box is the only fitting thing! once apon a midnight dreary, I (Devon the almighty) happened to stumble across something that took my breath away. what was it u ask? it... it.... it.... was a......... CARDBOARD BOX!!!!!! a box which the likes i've never seen (and i've seen alot let me tell you!) before then or since then. I was dumbfounded. I couldn't speak, I was shakin (I was cold, it was misty out). it was amazing! I had never seem a box so so so nifty be4! I thought it must be a cop sting (cuz lots of boxes had gone missing the past few weeks they say it might be the mob) so I walked around looking at the box in awe of its nifftyness. I looked high I looked low I saw no flat feet anywhere, so I slowly bent down and picked up the niffty box and ran like the dickens to get it home, cuz it had started to rain. I finally got it home save and sound BUT!!! but but but what u ask? well my smelly lil friend I am about to tell you! I got it home and to my shock and disbelief it had gotten a lil wet! well I freaked running around like a chicken with its head cut off! well finally I had a plan: the hairdryer! ahhh yes u say y didn't u think of that? well cuz your a loser like myself! but any who I set to work trying to dry off the box, and finally after many many minutes it was dry. thank god, your probaly sayin to your self. well I said it to myself too! Well with the box safe and dry, it was time to P-A-R-T-Y cuz hey its not everyday u come across a box of such nifftyness! So I called up the gang, ya know, jughead, betty, the bee, Ronnie, ya know, the gang, and they were dumbfounded by the box! I couldn't blame them cuz I was too. so after a few hours of people fondling the box, Archie showed up with a few kegs of beer! well we started to party and boy did we ever party! Archie got very drunk and took betty in the back to, ya know, get it on, and Ronnie was not a happy camper as u can imagine! but she saw the bee! so he was fat, but hey, she was horny so ya know it happened! but any who what is the point of the box? well nothing really, its just there for u to sit in play in and, ya know, do like, ya know, stuff! well theres the niffty box, I know you all love it! u must for the good of man-kind u must! soon my loyal followers, the box will be revealed for all to see, but only a few to touch or use! but I (your almighty leader Devon) must go and keep the box safe from all evil doers who wish to take my box from me! good bye and I hate you all! [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #761 - WRITTEN BY: DEVON - 7/28/99 ]