'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #388 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "True Story" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Isaac !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/28/98 !! !!========================================================================!! There was this person that lived by this river. And, it would go down by this river to go deep into thought. The place was beautiful, all perfect and everything, and this person had alot of little animal friends that would come to him. One day, the sky was kind of cloudy, foggy, and misty. The person still went down to the river for their daily thinking time and it was very beautiful outside but everything was so very still. Then, all of a sudden on the other side of the river there was a bit of a rustling noise and it startled this person. They took out some binoculars and looked across the river and they couldn't quite make out what it was. The rustling noise soon stopped, so the person went on with their thoughts and went upon their day. The next day, the person went back, of course, and the weather was the same, and again, at the same time, there was that damn rustling noise, but twice the length and volume and this really struck this person's curiousity. All the person could make out this time was some animal looking thing well this continued for the next days, increasing in volume and length each day. Also, the person noticed all it's animal friends had started to disappear and finally one day, this person was able to make out a brown fuzzy spot, from all the rustling and so the next day, the person had to see what it was. So, when the rustling started, it took off it's shoes, rolled up it's pants, and wadded across the river and when it got to the other side it saw these little monkeys all mating like mad! This surprized the person, as well as the monkeys, and the monkeys stopped and looked at this person. There was at least a hundred tiny blue monkeys. Then, one monkey stepped out of the crowd of monkeys and said "!##XSDFKWEI# AKSDI#SF*@#SND" and this person, being the genius, was able to translate this, which was "are you a monkey too?" and the person responded "ASDLKS @#%)(SD" ("no no, well yes") and the person started to go about how man came from monkeys and so on. The monkeys, having no clue that the man was not a monkey, started to mate with the person, and the person, being terrified, started to run. It just ran into the river, followed by the monkeys, some hanging onto it, faundling and humping all the way. By the time the person got home, it had gotten all the horny monkeys off of itself. The person wasn't going to let the damn monkeys get in the way of its daily meditation. So, the person returned to this river the next day and by now the rustling noises were so loud, it was unbarable. The person decided they would go back over the river, and beg the monkeys to go away or something. So the person, again, wadded arcross the river and the monkeys, of course, were still going at it, and now there were even more, and the person said. "sdlkjsdflk ASDOIFSDM@#ASDLKFJ#Q(SFJSDFN Sdfksdflkjsd sfmnsdlkuf" ("I'd like to know where you came from, and why you are mating like mad, and why are you here?") and again, a monkey stepped out of the crowd, but this monkey was much larger, red instead of blue, and it had a huge bright pink penis and enormous testicles and said "ASLKJD@#R*)SDF lksdjflksd QR*OYS*VYXVJDSDFJLKS ,jljlkfsjdfoi23klmf lksj23WFIOSF*Y@#Nn sdf lkj sd l..." ("we are the next generation of living species, you yourself said that man came from monkeys, well, man is about to die off soon, so we must mate like mad, to develope a large enough generation of monkeys, so that they can live on to devolope back into humans, and by that time, all the existing humans will be gone"). The man just stared at the monkey in awe and the large red monkey goes on..."you see, monkeys have always had the control over everything. We are what humans call god., except they think it's just some man who lives up in the clouds, but all along monkeys have been the real god. We control everything. We decide what the next generatoin of humans will be. Right now we are devoloping a hornier geration of monkeys, they will over populate, and then die off sooner, so we get to fuck more, and create more generations" The person just stood there and then the large red monkey said "well, if you are going to just stand there, than we will go on, may we use you?" So, from then on, after person had gone mentally insane, the monkeys used it as a sex slave and the person was granted immortality by the monkey gods. When the generation of horny monkeys devoloped into actual people, well, just look around you, we are them. To this day, no one knows what happened to all its little animal friends. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #388 - WRITTEN BY: ISAAC - 12/28/98 !!