[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #607 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Isn't: A Realization From Your 888 888 888 888 888 " Average, Bored Modem Chick" 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 by Anjee [5/6/99] [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] I am very aware that there is an extremely extended list of people that are not worthy of existing. HOE lately has made this quite clear. Although I hardly understand why everybody is writing about killing people -- Granted the fact that murder is illegal, so it's better to act it out in a t-file rather than dealing with your psychotic possessed friend who constantly rambles about killing some Tim boy. But that still is not a valid reason. I wish to inform you, dear co-HOE-workers, that killing (or writing about killing) someone is the easy way out! My suggestion is that you should leak embarrassing information about them in the 'zine scene until they get so depressed and ashamed of themselves that they end up killing themselves, thus sparing you the jail time and mental health care. Revenge is sweet, homocide is not. I suppose that some people are like me and have a hard time making fun of people using the all-time creativity and wit tools (Ref: HOE #280), but at least you may get credit for trying. Apparently the fact that I dated the boy described in HOE #280 made it seem a little funnier. Apparently. anyways. There is really no point to this t-file, I don't care if you write about murder or even if you've actually murdered. The real point of this t-file is to assure myself that I am still very capable of dumping crap into a .txt, somehow managing to get it posted on HOE, coming off looking like a retarded no-life modem girl and totally disrupting your new HOES reading. It makes my day to know that I made yours just that much shittier. I realized that I've sounded like an idiot throughout this measely file, but that is just something I'm willing to accept. Good Day. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #607 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 5/6/99 ]