.... Traveling is no excuse young lady. You had plenty of free time when you could have sat down and written a short note. You have been naughty and you certainly do need a spanking. I care for you too much to let you be so lax in your social manners. Now you march right to the bedroom. I will join you in exactly two minutes. When I do, young lady, I expect to find you laying face down on the bed with a pillow under your waiste, your skirt pulled all the way up, and your panties and pantyhose down to the backs of your knees. And, you may stop in the bathroom on your way to pick up the hairbrush. Exactly two minutes, young lady, do you understand me? Now march! Any more nonsense and I am getting the strap! .....Now sweetheart you know why you deserve this. I want you to tell me why, then I am going to spank you - first with my hand, then with the hairbrush. Thats a good girl. Now tell me why else. Tell me, young lady! Do I have to give you the strap? Thats much better. Now don't you feel better that you told me everything? I am going to spank you now. Try to get some good out of it, and remember what it's for. ...SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK You've been a naughty, naughty girl ...SMACK SMACK , no time to write? ...SLAP, SLAP,SLAP, naughty, lazy social graces Naughty girls get spanked! ...First we'll spank this side,SMACK,then this side, SMACK, now back on this side, SPANK SPANK SPANK, now this side, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, oh my, the bottom of your seat isn't even red yet, let's see, SMACK, SMACK, SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK!! Oh my, we're not so saucy now are we, young lady? Let's see if the hairbrush will help warm up the backs of those legs. Then we'll smack that naughty bottom till lit glows. Bad girl! SPANK SPANK Don't you ever pull a trick like that again. I've got a good mind to take this brush up and down your spank spot for five minutes if I don't start hearing some apologies. SMACK SMACK SMACK Are you going to ever do that again? SLAP, CRACK WHACK, SPANK SPANK WHAP WHAP WHAP SLAP CRACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK ..... OK, its all over sweetheart. You are forgiven. I know you mean it. I know you won't ever do it again. It's OK to have a good cry. You'll feel a whole lot better. You know that you've paid for all your naughtyness now. Here, sit on my lap and let me rock you and stroke your head, and kiss away your tears, and tell you how much I love you. much love, uncle billy