HORSE FUN Well, let me tell you about my story. Simply put, I'm a beastie-wanna-be. But I've probably gotten closer than any other wanna-be's. Plus, there's only one animal I want to have relations with, and that's the horse. Rather then bore you with how I got started and everything (I'd be going back about 15 years), I'll just jump into some things I like to do. Have you ever had a golden shower from a horse? I HIGHLY recommend it! It takes patience, and you need to know the animal (you don't want him getting startled and suddenly stepping on you). Male horse Wait right up until the moment he gets into his "stance". Then go next to him, make sure he's not nervous, and quietly slide under him. If all goes well, he will lean forward a little more and whoosh!!!! It's one incredible experience. Another thing you might try is instead of sliding under him, shove his penis into your mouth. He may not let you at first or he may simply not urinate. But given enough time, it will happen. Try to swallow as much as you can, but DON'T CHOKE! I did on my first try :/ I choked because I wasn't prepared for the force or the taste. The taste of horse urine is somthing to remember, though! Not at all bitter like human's urine. I did have to acquire a taste for it, but now I love it. Anyway, once you've taken all you can, release the penis and be prepared for a very forceful stream in the face. I have not (yet) had a golden shower from a female, but I've covered her pussy at "pee time". If you try this, be forewarned.... A female's urine stream is about DOUBLE the volume of a male's. Now, then, if you have any desire to have fun with the manure, then read on. First, find a non-jumpy horse. Once you find one, slowly insert a finger in his anus. With a calm horse, you can usually do this without too much fuss. If, when you penetrate, you hit manure, then you know he's almost ready, and you also know if the manure is hard or soft. Hard is okay, but soft is PRICELESS. Again, you need patience. When the horse finally lifts his tail, make sure he's aware of your presence, quietly step behind him, put your face where it counts and hold it there. Horse manure this fresh is very warm and feels great! Hard manure needs a bit of regulation on your part, but soft manure will flow nicely. And again, it's a very unique feeling. If it's soft manure and you're a bit daring, open your mouth as wide as you can. You can figure out the rest! If you'd like something that lasts a bit longer, then instead of "facing" it, as soon as the tail starts to raise, drop your shorts and underpants (don't just pull the front out). Try to catch EVERYTHING in the shorts, make sure it's all pretty much in the crotch area, and pull up. At this point, do whatever you want to do. Me, I put a belt on (to hold everything fairly tight), and go to bed. It's difficult to sleep (because to me the warm manure just feels soooooo good), but it's worth it even if you don't. It's more worth it if you do. One other thing you might get a kick out of (and this is especially good if you don't like waiting for the horse to "go"), is cover your hand and arm in water, and slowly insert your arm into his ass (Many horses won't let you do this. Again, know your horse). Once you get your hand in, you're home free. Keep shoving (slowly and gently) until your entire arm is in. That right there is a feeling in itself. If you get in a horse who's bowels are half to completely full of manure, then I suggest you hold your arm there. He will probably fart once or twice, and then shift position (perhaps take a few steps somewhere, walk with him as best you can and WATCH HIS STEP), raise his tail and defacate. You can either hold your arm there and let him squeeze the manure past, or you can let your arm "go with the flow." Both are very interesting sensations. I will more than likely go "all the way" eventually. I had one mare actually back up to me and move her tail to one side. I took the liberty of inserting two fingers and letting her squeeze on them. Had it not been daylight, I may no longer be a wanna-be. As for now, I find myself weighing the factors between what is right and wrong. This guy says this, another guy says that, the Bible says the other thing.... It's enough to give a guy a headache. Regardless of what the Bible might say, I don't see how beastiality can be wrong as long as neither of the partners are being forced into sex. That I believe is wrong... same thing as rape as far as I'm concerned. But if no one is forced, and no one is hurt? I don't think it's wrong, but my subconscious still nags at me a bit. Signed, Horse Lover (soon)