ANARCHYINALBION? - Frater Nexhagus XXIII - part 1 of 4 Since the 23rd of May 5994 AM, the I.O.D and a varied assortment of other associates commenced conducting detailed research and documenting data concerning the cornucopia of coincidental connections and conspiracies involving the events surrounding the (then forthcoming) first ever ANARCHY IN THE U.K. festival in order to make the proposed week of @NARCHY, an unforgettable success for all the participants involved. On this very same day a campaign to recognise the existence of UFOs was presented to Parliament. This month is also the Month of The Goddess being so very sacred to FreeMasons - May`s Sons. Between this period and the 23rd of October 5995 AM, a now discontinued series of five bulletins were dispatched outlining various disinformation concerning prank paradigms designed for the disorganisors of this proposed initial anarcho-fest. [The 23rd is a has been noted by many as being a notorious day for UFO visitations (especially on ley-lines), and the chosen date for the 'levitation' came as no surprise to many UFOlogists as they somehow believed that the Space Brothers would arrive to aid in the ritual). The plain truth was that nobody at all knew what exactly would really take place at Westminster's sinister Palace!?! The `Levitation of Parliament' was just one of the many instances of illuminated insurrection scheduled to take place, and one in which the I.O.D were thought to be the Prime Movers in concerning its inception and involvement and initiation. This may (or may not) be true, but many still believe that we were involved up to the hilt in this cunning conspiracy of chaos and confusion. The Palace of Westminster is a well-known building of bureaucracy, and thereby, of course, is a sacred Discordian shrine, because the Byzantine bureaucracy enshrined there helps to illustrate so wonderfully the basic Discordian sociological law enunciated in `The Gospel according to Fred`: "Imposition of Order = Escalation of Chaos". [All Members of Parliament also just happen to be honorary Discordian Saints, belonging to the Order of Order Order, also known as the Knights of the Yea & Nay. But, that forms the basis of an even longer topic which we won`t go into here...] An equally notorious building of bureaucracy is the highly controversial Canary Wharf Tower, a prize monument to nineteen eighties designer fascism and another holy-shrine to Discordians worldwide. A chaotic bureaucratic place constructed out of financial & business corruption of the highest disorder.) It was predicted by some that Parliament would be levitated 500ft into the polluted Capital City`s air (the Yippies only wanted to achieve 300ft, but an extra 200ft was believed to serve sufficient to reach the all-important figure of 500ft (to complete Adam Weishaupt`s Law of Fives and the Discordian 23 enigma). [Ideally, this extra amount of levitation space should have been 223ft, purely in order to reach the far more important cabbalistic/synchronistic number of 523. And to further fulfil and furthur the true Discordian legacy that is attached to that important figure of divine destiny - Please refer to the autobiography of Carl Gustav Jung or the musings of avant-garde art-director extraordinaire Ken Campbell for more information on this particular instance of perplexing phenomena]. Since these `Serious` buildings are purpose built propaganda for order and occupy sacred spaces we are left with no other options but to negate their conspiratorial control. The I.O.D realize that modern-day Britain is in a constant state of flux and aim to disconnect the closed-circuit of control that the holy trinity of architects, builders and inhabitants have possessed under their powers. The I.O.D continued to be at the centre of a storm of controversy during the months leading up to the 'levitation'. It appeared that some individuals misunderstood our motivations for participation in the events during the so-called Autumn of Anarchy and claimed certain unfair allegations against us. These persons have now been correctly informed concerning our participation and intentions. Although, in some cases, certain individuals did decide not to participate in the `levitation' (or not to be involved with anything to do with the Anarchy in the U.K. festival at all). We must state however that our intentions were not politically motivated.(e.g. The proposed secondary target of `levitation' at Canary Wharf Tower was just as valid as the action that took place at The Palace of Westminster. If that alternative event should have occured at the time, it may well have been much easier to levitate as (like the Pentagon) it is a Five-sided figure (which always stands for evil in most world religions) and such figures can be easily made to `float` if surrounded by a circle of people (as demonstrated by the Yippies back in 1967). [It has also been suggested by a Discordian agent living in the shadow of the evil Five-sided pyramid`s powerful presence, that if an attempt to levitate this structure is made, the building may very well shoot up into space like a large rocket. Although, we can not confirm this, it should be noted that Canary Wharf Tower will be an ideal secondary choice for a number of reasons. {Apart from the odd occult football fact that Pele also has a plaque placed here, and the I.O.D acronym could also possibly stand for the `Isle Of Dogs`!?!}] The comments levelled in certain quarters that the `levitation' and the whole `Anarchy in the U.K.' event was to be a "spectacle". This was an obvious understatement. The I.O.D aim to immanentize the illusion of everyday life and via such revolutionary actions the control processes that attempts to bind our daily lives together is shown up as the sham that it really is. In the initial disinformation concerning the proposed events which were dispatched over a year previous to the `Anarchy in the U.K.' events it was clearly stated that the festival was in fact, to be a SPECTACLE! This matter did not bother the I.O.D (or apparently the actual disorganisers of the Anarchy in the UK event) in the slightest, for even if it was purported to be a `Joke Jihad`, `Convergence of Chaoists" or conveniently filed away under any other irrelevant intellectual label... "the whole purpose of the charade is [was] to drown intelligent thought in a sea of empty slogans". This should have come as no surprise to anyone, and we will always be eternally thankful to all those who aim to publicise our intentions via their own popular brand of propaganda. It also came to our attention early on in the proceedings of the preparations that the `anarchist' group mentioned in a newspaper clipping in one of the levitation updates was in fact a publicity stunt by the Jeremy Beadle Fan Club (based in Bristol). This was to draw attention to the current run of the arch prankster's popular TV shows and had no connection whatsoever with the Anarchy in the U.K. event. Furthermore, the JBFC President (J.S.Coventry) informed us to point out that they also have at no time had any affiliations with the Neoist Alliance or the London Psychogeographical Association). However, the I.O.D do not hold any grudges or malice against these individuals, but hold out our hands in friendship for future collaborations yet to come. The I.O.D are neither left nor right, but above (as below) and beyond. We dismiss all ideology & dogma and criticize all religious and political beliefs. Nothing is sacred. Abolish Everything! 1. Abolition of monarchies and all ordered government. 2. Abolition of private property and inheritances. 3. Abolition of patriotism and nationalism. 4. Abolition of family life and the institution of marriage. 5. Abolition of all religion. In order to carry out this ritual of ridicule and to participate in other assorted activities connected with O.M, we inevitably stumbled into the shadowy arena of politics and media both backwards and blindfolded. By monkey-wrenching the media to our own advantage, and never ever missing a chance to infiltrate (or infuriate) the mass media-machine with unfounded rumours, sensationalised scandalous stories, tremendously tall tales, and ludicrous lies we successfully managed to bypass their bullshit detectors and suprise them by actually going ahead and doing something that others usually only dream or imagine of accomplishing. We have all been lied to by the mass media. We have been told that the media friendly concepts of hippie, yippie and punk are dead. In reality what has happened is that the `flower children` have grown thorns! This movement has no name, it cannot be categorised (even though THEY will try), the sole aim and slogan of this imaginative grouping of diverse individuals will be to "SUBVERTTHEDOMINANTPARADIGM!" Many people have considered the idea that the 90`s are the 60`s upside down, and this analogy is not too far away from the truth. It is also widely known that the influential book that describes a fascist dominated society in `1984` written by George Orwell in 1948 (which gained its title from a reversal of the year in which it was written) is much more prophetic when you realise the reversal of the year it was published is 1949 (=1994). Big Brother is now with us, as part of the Masonic Brotherhood`s Conspiracy). Instead of being a pale carbon copy of the Yippies` Pentagon Levitation, it was necessary to plagiarise and erase certain aspects of that first powerful ritual held during the summer of love. Perhaps, the date chosen was the most appropriate time to re-enact and deconstruct this important symbolic act of Discordian dissent: 5967AM = 1967 = 1+9+6+7 = 23 = Thee Summer Ov L-Ov-E 5976AM = 1976 = 1+9+7+6 = 23 = Thee Summer Ov Anarchy 5994AM = 1994 = 1+9+9+4 = 23 = Thee Autumn Ov Anarchy The Illuminati calendar is based on five seasons (due to Adam Weishaupt`s `Law of Fives`). The final of these fifth seasons, Grummet (Season of Aftermath) starts on the 20th of October and ends on the 31st of December. The age of Grummet begins with an upsurge of magickians, hoaxers, Yippies, Kabouters, shamans, clowns, and other Eristic forces. After the age of Grummet has passed, all authority has collapsed entirely. The calendar`s cycle then repeats itself... Everything is dated from year 1 AM (Anno Mung), which is 4000 B.C in the Xtian calendar - the year that Hung Mung first perceived the Sacred Chao and achieved illumination. Thus Hassan I Sabbah founded the Sect of Hashishim in 5776 AM, Weishaupt reformed the Illuminati in 5776 AM, and therefore 1994 in the Xtian calendar is, to the Illuminati, 5994 AM, just as it is in the calendar used by Royal Arch masons. The Illuminati date for anything is always a higher number than that in any other calendar, since the Jews (and, oddly, the Scotch Rite masons) date everything from 240AM, Confucians from 312AM, Xtians from 4000AM, Moslems from 4580AM, etc. Only Bishop Usher, who dated everything from 4004 B.C (or -4 AM) produced an older starting point than the Illuminati. [According to The Chronologia Sacra (Oxford 1650) the 17th Century Archbishop James Usher of Armagh, Ireland, stated, "The world was created on the 23rd October, 4004 B.C at 6 O'clock in the evening." However, some sources indicate that creation commenced on a Sunday morning at 9am on 23/10/4004 B.C. It is currently thought that Eris was personally responsible for this confusion! [It`s also Chulalongkorn day in Thailand. "Happy Chulalongkorn!"] THE CONSPIRACY BEHIND THE CONSPIRACY. The Conspiracy (in this particular instance the corrupt controlling powers that attempt to affect us all via the Mother of all Parliaments) was temporarily averted by the highly symbolic action scheduled to take place at the Palace of Westminster on the 23/10/5994 AM (forming a part of the ongoing long-term Discordian project known as "Operation Mindfuck"). The prime objective of this powerful ritual (entitled "The Great Mother versus The Great Mother Fucker") was intended to initiate the immanentization of the Eschaton. According to our chaotic calculations the fragile polarization of the political framework of the Disunited Queendom started to falter and crumble shortly after the ritual had taken place. [N.B The Tory Sleaze Campaign that occured during this period of time was entirely down to us!] The agitational actions employed during the festival were particularly effective by highlighting well-deserving subjects/objects of ridicule and additionally represented both the current cultural conspiracies and political alternatives to capitalist and fascist domination. Representatives of the Neoist Alliance, the I.O.D and T.O.P.Y London carried out a clandestine meeting shortly after the Autumnal Vernal Equinox (23/9/5994 A.M) at a mystery location in the Capital where a powerful blessing ritual took place. This followed a preparatory planning meeting held at 2:30pm that day in which The Five met to conspire. The results of this congress have yet to be fully revealed... [Following the publication of the penultimate bulletin dispatched by the I.O.D on the 17th of October 5994AM, agents of the I.O.D (together with other occult officials of the O.O.O and members of T.O.P.Y LONDON) took part in a re-enaction ritual during which a replica of the intended target was appropriately charged using occult means. This then set forth the required energies enabled to confront the evil edifice. The structure was surveyed and a mock model of Parliament was constructed to be `experimented` with. This was then be ceremonially burnt as an effigy, and the the ashes sprinkled on the site of the intended 'levitation' ritual in an act of sympathetic magick. This ritual was accomplished on the 17th of October in order to fit in with the correlation of the 17/23 enigma.]