Article #630 (747 is last): From: megazone@obsidian.WPI.EDU (MegaZone23) Newsgroups: alt.discordia Subject: Principia Ordia... A rare flash od inspiration.. Date: Sun Jan 10 05:13:00 1993 50 is Is -><- -Horace DO NOT CIRCULATE! Ho Chi Zen INTER-OFFICE WIRE SENT King Cong Real? ___ ___ ___ ___ _________ _________ _________ Answers: * CONTENTED CHAO (courtesy of POEE) -- Adam Weishaupt, Grand Primus Illuminatus Presented under the auspices by the House of the Apostles of ERIS. of our Lady of Discord, ERIS Cabal of the Unemployed Monroe Cabal of the lucky 25) "Illuminate the Opposition!" "This statement is false" (You may be one -Breton -Hassan i Sabbah -Rev. Dr. Grindlebone 1. Harry Houdini 2. Swing Music 3. Pretzels 4. 8 months 5. Testy Culbert 6. It protrudes. 7. No vocal cords Bullshit makes the flowers Glory to We Children of ERIS LICK HERE!!! Please do not use this Wholly Chao cut off from Jeroboam him that document as toilet tissue grow & that's beautiful. Dwarfs? MAD MALIK One night in a coffee house, a Can you chart the COURSE - John Kenneth Galbraith --Che Fung (Ezra Pound, Canto 85) -Gen. Geo. A. Custer -Lichtenberg -MARX -Neils Bohr Export License Not Required Heute Die Welt Love, Morgens das Sonnensystem! Some never do explain. Some work together. to Captain Valentine's SWEETHEART? by or HARK NIL * * * * or * KALLISTI Personal TELEGRAM Warning! HAS ARRIVED ILLEGITIMO being the or $5.00(cheap) -><- CARBORUNDUM DIED FOR HIGH PRIEST I DARE YOU! INTRODUCTION KING PO BOX 1197 Published By: REMEMBER: YOUR SINS "The Five Laws have root in awareness." * -><- Mal-2 -Genesis 1:29 -Patamunzo Lingananda =ON OCCULTISM= Catalogs:$2.00 DIRUIT AEDIFICAT MUTAT QUADRATA ROTUNDUS FIVE TONS OF FLAX! Form No.: O.D.D. IIb/ii.1-37D.VVM:3134 IMPENDING DOOM IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS. The Bureaucracy, Bureau of: DOGMAS WESTERN UNION When I was 8 or 9 years old, I acquired a split beaver magazine. You can imagine my disappointment when,upon examination of the photos with a microscope, I found that all I could see was dots. -><- POEE -><- -><- POEE -><- As a Legionnaire BRUNSWICK SHRINE FINAL STATEMENT When I Found Her ~ POPE ~ Bureau of The POEE Epistolary HOLY NAMES HOUSE OF THE RISING PODGE Head Temple, San Francisco SPECIAL AFTERWORD THE INSIDE STORY! WITH FAIRY DUST invite YOU to join mpython@gnu.ai.mit.edu * * BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI GOOD FOREVER How I Found Goddess LOOMPANICS UNLIMITED PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA San Andreas Canyon" Wherein Is Explained - The Numeral V sign - And What I Did To Her CHAPTER 5: THE PIONEERS SUSPENDED ANNIHILATION Sewing Circle St. Trinian's THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY THE POEE MYSTEREE OATH G3400 ~~ OLD POEE SLOGAN ~~ Port Townsend, WA 98368 THE SACRED CHAO The Erisian Affirmation When I found Her When in Doubt, Fuck it. About Absolutely Anything CONVENTIONAL CHAOS HOW TO START A POEE CABAL INTRODUCTION OF NEGATIVISM Legion of Dynamic Discord POEE PRIEST, Okinawa Cabal THE BOOK OF UTERUS THE HONEST BOOK OF TRUTH and HIGH PRIEST of of Malaclypse the Younger -THE GODDESS ERIS PREVAILS- = The POEE Baptismal Rite = = ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT = FIRST I MUST SPRINKLE YOU INTERVIEW WITH NORTON CABAL KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH! MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC NO TWO EQUALS ARE THE SAME! Principia Discordia THE PARABLE OF THE BITTER TEA and How it was Revealed to ( )Official Business (X) Surreptitious Business (Werewolf Bridge, Robert Anton Wison) * * - Hassan i Sabbah -----><----- -><- OFFICIAL - POEE -John Lennon -Slogan of NORTON CABAL - S.F. Abbey of the Barbarous Relic G.H. Hill, San Francisco, 1979 POEE DISORGANIZATIONAL MATRIX THE CURSE OF GREYFACE AND THE The Erisian Mysterees revealed to Lord Omar sez Thom,Gnos name YOG-SOTHOTH? DO NOT PULL ON YELLOW TIP - JOSHUA NORTON CABAL - Hearing this, the man was enlightened. Rev. Dr. Hypocrates Magoun, P.P. THE BEARER OF THIS CARD Written, in some sense, by Mal-2 as Divinely Revealed to published by Joshua Norton Cabal " On The Future Site of Beautiful Application For Membership MUCH ABOUT THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLICE So please Treat Him Right THE MYTH OF THE APPLE OF DISCORD When not in Doubt... get in Doubt! Which is Most Interesting World Council of Churches Boutique = THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS = Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing DOGMA III - HISTORY #2, "COSMOGONY" IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED San Francisco (K) All Rites Reversed What We Know About ERIS (not much) Dedicated to The Prettiest One From the Honest Book of Truth from the Honest Book of Truth - THE BIRTH OF THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT - A CATERPILLAR'S PRAISE TO THE BUTTERFLY BEWARE! THE PARANOIDS ARE WATCHING YOU! ERISIAN MAGIC RITUAL - THE TURKEY CURSE GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE! THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA The Upstart of one hand clapping being a BIBLE of The Erisian Movement by Gypsie Skripto, Special Correspondent =THE FIVE APOSTLES OF ERIS & WHO THEY BE = Laughing Buddha Jesus [LBJ] Ranch THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE ERISTOCRACY WITHOUT MESSING AROUND WITH THE POLYFATHER being a Beginning Introduction to All Rites Reversed (K) Reprint What You Like THE BOOK OF EXPLANATIONS, Chapter 1 THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER -Book of Chan compiled by O.P.U. sect A PRIMER FOR ERISIAN EVANGELISTS by Lord Omar DOGMA I - METAPHYSICS #2, "COSMOLOGY"* HBT; The Book of Uterus, Chap. 3 Malaclypse the Younger/Omnibenevolent Polyfather Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold POEE High Priest Published by POEE Head Temple - San Francisco THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF) (K) ALL RIGHTS REVERSED - Reprint what you like A POEE MYSTEREE RITE - THE SRI SYADASTIAN CHANT How I Found Goddess & What I Did To Her to the Loompanics Edition of PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT GUIDE IN YOUR LIFE! The World's Oldest And Most Successful Conspiracy The World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A LOPSIDED PINEAL GLAND? Episkopos, THE RAYVILLE APPLE PANTHERS My High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold In the Erisian movement of the DISCORDIA SOCIETY (HBT; The Book of Advise, 1:1) DISCORDIAN SOCIETY SUPER SECRET CRYPTOGRAPHIC CYPHER CODE Episkopos LORD OMAR KHAYYAM RAVENHURST, KSC; Bull Goose Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N.C. HAIL ERIS! -><- KALLISTI -><- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! KALLISTI HAIL ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA Founded by Hassan i Sabbah, 1090 A.D. (5090 A.L., 4850 A.M.) Founded by Hassan i Sabbah, 1090 A.D. (5090 A.L., 4850 A.M.) King Kong Kabal N.Y.C. Cabal Reformed by Adam Weishaupt, 1776 A.D. (5776 A.L., 5536 A.M.) Reformed by Adam Weishaupt, 1776 A.D. (5776 A.L., 5536 A.M.) Stijevoort, 1524. "But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it." "Everything is true - Everything is permissible!" -><- "Hah," She thought, "Here shall be a new game." "I actually solved this problem some years ago," Rybicki writes, "for "I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. "In a way, we're a kind of Peace Corps." "Maya is marvelous" I was thinking when I rapped on the little metal "O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! "Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind "Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "What is this?" mumbled one to the other, "A religion based on The "When your brother leaves the residence of Being, he shall not reside "Why are you despondent?" demanded Void, "Your new brother will have (HBT; The Book of Advise, 1:3) (HLRSAIEI) - Maj. A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the --Albert Einstein -Flemish Poet Jan Van -Josh the Dill -Rev. Thomas, Gnostic -Robert Anton Wilson 1) ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING? The Initiate 1021 'D' Street, Sacramento CA 94814 2) THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER THYSELF? The Initiate answers 3) HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED? 4) VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT? 5) THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME: Actually, the PRINCIPIA is the work of a time-travelling Ah, I get spaced just thinking about it. Good luck on the Principia. An Ordained POEE PRIEST/PRIESTESS or a CHAPLIN. And Five Days Prior to This Occasion The Apostle The Elder And POEE =POPE=. And She taught order and disorder to play with each other in contest And again he plunged into the physical orgy and completed the task, and And find ye delight in Her Great Surprise! And so we suffer because of the Original Snub. And so a Discordian And with those words, each looked at the other in absolute awe. Omar As I cabled over Nob to San Francisco's Station 'O' Post Office I As she had promised, she maneuvered earthly happenings so that Paris At first, the things brought forth by Eris were in a state of chaos At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left Athena offered him Heroic War Victories, Hera offered him Great Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great Considering current developments--you know the ones I speak of--it DISORDER is simply unrelated information viewed through some Darra Bazar, Kohat Dear Brother Mal-2, Discordia Do you believe that? During the next months they studied philosophies and theologies, and Engrossed in establishing order, She finally one day noticed disorder Episkopos Mordecai, Keeper of the Notary Sojac, informs me that you Eris had been born pregnant, and after 55 years (Goddesses have an Eristic Horde FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE! FLYING BABY SHIT!!!!! Finally Zeus calmed things down and declared that an arbitrator must For full benefit to the Head, this book should be read in Forthcoming Doom to All Men Impending. And He Shall Signal HBT; The Book of Explanations, Chap 2 HBT; The Book of Gooks, Chap. 1 HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19 HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19 Hail Eris. All hail Discordia. Fnord? He did just as the Zen Master instructed. His meditation was I found him in the Temple PO Box busy wrapping up the new Fourth I have it on good authority that he is one of the most I understand that he has consented to write an Afterward to In 1968, virtually nobody had heard of this wonderful book. In In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Things go on as they In fact you might still push Vennard's The Federal Reserve Hoax: In response to your request for unclassified agitprop to be inserted In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the In the beginning there was VOID, who had two daughters; one (the International Arms and Hashish Inc. It applies however, to a closed system, to something that is an It has been ten years since I net the mysterious Malaclypse the It seems that Zeus was preparing a wedding banquet for Peleus and It turned out I was among the last to see Malaclypse. As subsequent Just prior to the decade of the nineteen-sixties, when Sputnik was Look into the Chao if thou wantest to know MAO BUTTONS and Whittier Shall be Known as The Region of Thud Malaclypse Shall Walk the Streets of Whittier Bearing a Sign Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".* Now all of this time, Void was somewhat disturbed. He felt unsatisfied Now, at last, the truth can be told. Now, three of the invited goddesses,*** Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite, OH. WELL, THEN STOP. Oh, and we have some good news for you, Brother Mal! You know that One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he Our teachings are not, need I remind you, available for publication. POEE proclaims that the other division is preferable, and we work POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE also Reality is the original Rorschach. Respectfully, Seek into the Chao if thou wouldst be wise Seek the Sacred Chao - therein you will find the foolishness of all Some Great Books are recognized at once with a fusilade of critical THE ARGUMENT BY FEAR and in an ominous voice ask "Do you know what THE ARGUMENT BY SEMANTICAL GYMNASTICS and say that he is absolutely THE BLIND ASSERTION and say "Well, He Is a girl, and His name is THE FAITH BIT: "But you must have Faith! All is lost without Faith! I THE FIGURATIVE SYMBOLISM DODGE and confide that sophisticated people THE FIRST CLAUSE PLOY wherein you point to all of the discord and THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE) THE PURPLE SAGE That is, in any given situation, less organization, more chaos, is That this brother, having no form, was to reside with Aneris in The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Eristic The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding The Curse of Greyface included the division of life into The HIGH PRIEST, the Polyfather. The LEGIONNAIRE DEACON, who is catching on. The Law of Fives is never wrong. The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR The Nagas of Upper Burma say that the sun The SOCRATIC APPROACH is most successful when confronting the The belief that "order is true" and disorder is false or somehow The general location of our US HQ, incidentally, has been nearly The legendry, the mystery, the cult grew slowly. By the mid-1970's, The point is that (little-t) truth is a matter of definition The second concept Wiener has to establish is that of entropy. The tendency for entropy to increase in isolated systems is expressed The two were dazed and neither moved nor spoke for several minutes. The whirlpools that swirl in a direction opposed to the main current There is the neophyte, or LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLE. They awoke to the sound of pins clattering, and found the bowlers They discussed their strange encounter and reconstructed from memory This Event by Seeking the Poor and Distributing to Them Precious This being the 4th Edition, March 1970, San Francisco; a revision of This made Eris angry, and so She fashioned an apple of pure gold** To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a Two young Californians, known later as Omar Ravenhurst and Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA!!!!! We look at the world through windows on which have been drawn grids Western philosophy is traditionally concerned with contrasting one What's in a Chao and why it ain't so! When Hypoc was through meditating with St. Gulik, he went there into When I read the ILLUMINATUS trilogy I resolved to again find and When the 1000 PRINCIPIAS were gone the GREATER POOP stopped When the ILLUMINATUS trilogy appeared in 1975, my co-author, Bob When the sisters heard this, they both confronted Void and pleaded Why not? We felt that this book was a true Classic (literatus With our concept making apparatus called "mind" we look at reality With this in mind, they studied the strange yin-yang. During a You hold in your hands one the Great Books of our century fnord. by Rev. Dr. Mungojerry Grindlebone, KOB for All Literates to Read thereof: "DOOM", as a Warning of for These Five Days. is afraid to venture out at night. of Limbo; and Master Pastor of the Church Invisible of shines by day because, being a woman, it the Laughing Christ, Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus, the Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was first KONG and all that resembles it" ___ ___ by Lord Omar 19 ODD# II/2,xii;68Chs3136 People in a Position to Know, Inc. / \ \ / His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- SM BT PD PP SO SM BT PD PP SO (If temporary, also give an address from which mail can be forwarded) Genuine and authorized by The House of Apostles of ERIS RECOGNIZE that the -- DISCORDIAN SOCIETY -- doth hereby certify The Law of Fives POEE Holy Cow, and 6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49 6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27 8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66 6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57 7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23 7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70 8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36 For the Bureaucracy HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58 10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45 14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11 11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15 15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54 11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32 13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71 11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62 12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28 12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc 13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63 15 16 17 18 19 46 47 48 49 50 19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16 16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20 20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59 16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37 18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm 16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67 17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33 17 18 19 20 21 3 4 5 6 7 18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68 20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55 24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21 21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25 25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64 21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42 23 24 25 26 27 4 5 6 7 8 21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72 22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38 22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12 23 24 25 26 27 47 48 49 50 51 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73 25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60 29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26 26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30 30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69 26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47 28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13 26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn 27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43 27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17 28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56 30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39 [1991 = 3157][Next St. Tibs Day in 3158] 31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48 31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35 Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy and the wisdom of a child. for the Disciples of Discordia -Isaiah 16:11 walls) ..... fl. oz. Last time you had a haircut: Reason: 1) Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung 1) Mungday 1) Chaoflux 1) Sweetmorn are named from the five Basic Elements: 2) Boomtime SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE, and ORANGE 2) Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo 2) Mojoday 2) Discoflux 3) Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti 3) Pungenday 3) Syaday 3) Confuflux 4) Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud 4) Prickle-Prickle 4) Zaraday 4) Bureflux 5) Maladay 5) Afflux 5) Setting Orange 5) The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse A. Miscellaneous Avatars A. Office of My High Reverence, The Polyfather A. The Breeze of Wisdom and/or The Wind of Insanity A. The Five Apostles of ERIS A. the Bureau of Erisian Archives Address_____________________________________________________________ B. Council of POEE Priests B. The Breeze of Integrity and/or The Wind of Arrogance B. The Fifth Column B. The Golden Apple Corps (KSC) B. the Bureau of The POEE Epistolary, and The Division of Dogmas C. Episkoposes of The Discordian Society C. POEE =POPES= everywhere C. The Breeze of Beauty and/or The Wind of Outrages C. The Bureau of Symbols,Emblems, Certificates and Such C. The LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD D. Drawer "O" for OUT OF FILE D. Eristic Avatars D. POEE Cabal Priests D. The Breeze of Love and/or The Wind of Bombast D. The Bureau of Eristic Affairs, and The Administry for The Unenlightened E. Aneristic Avatars E. Lost Documents and Forgotten Truths E. Saints, Erisian Avatars, and Like Personages E. The Breeze of Laughter and/or The Wind of Bullshit E. The Bureau of Aneristic Affairs, and the Administry for the Orders of For the Encouragement of Liberation of Freedom, and/or the Discouragement For the Eristocracy and the Cabalablia For what is left over I have ceased raping little children []yes []no -- reason .......... I would rather a. live in an outhouse b. play in a rock group c. eat I, (complete Holy Name, with Mystical Titles, and degrees, designations, Professional: On another ream of paper list every job since 1937 from which Race: []horse []human I.Q.: 150-200 200-250 250-300 over 300 Surrealists, Harlequinists, Absurdists and Zonked Artists Melee b. POEE c. Bavarian Illuminati d. All of the Above e. None of the Above caterpillars. I wear obscene tattoos because .......... f. Other-- BE SPECIFIC! hours list all major psychic psychotic episodes experienced within the last 24 you have been fired. Medical: On a separate sheet labeled "confidential" - The Book of Uterus 1;5 OPOVIG HIGH PRIEST POEE ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord STARBUCK'S PEBBLES Which This Mysteree Rite is not required for initiation, but it is offered by many [H.B.T. ; The Gospel According to Fred, 1:6] dancing star! to give birth to a " This book is a mirror. When a monkey looks in, no apostle looks out." "And God said, behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon "And, behold, thusly was the Law formulated: Imposition of Order = escalation "But there is no house next door." "Courtesy in the Corridors and on the Stairs" that he enjoyed. Name some "Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next door?" "Everybody I know who is right always agrees with ME" -Rev Lady Mal "Ewige Blumenkraft!" "Gentlemen," he said, "why does Pickering's Moon go about in reverse orbit? "Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken" "I should have been a plumber." "KALLISTI" is Greek for "TO THE PRETTIEST ONE" and refers to an old myth about "No? Then let's go build one!" "Nothing is true. Everything is Permissible" "O" for OUT OF FILE. "Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill" "Offender of The Faith." Discovered the Five Commandments. Patron of the Season "Ol' Limb' Peak." "PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA or HOW THE WEST WAS LOST" published in New Orleans in "SOMEBODY HAD TO PUT ALL OF THIS CONFUSION HERE!" "Since the Babylonian Captivity there has existed a determined, "Study Demonology with an Enemy This Sunday" "The tide is turning... the enemy is suffering terrible losses" "There are trivial truths & there are great truths. The opposite of a "Wherefore my bowels shall sound -I Kings 14:10 (This "You will find that the State is the kind of ORGANIZATION which, though it "common sense is what tells you that the world is flat." "horns" are supported by another set, of inverted "horns". Or maybe it is "kallisti" that appears on the title page and lastly on the back cover came "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?" '44. ( ) Council of Episkoposes: Office of High Priesthood, Sect of the POEE ( ) Drawer o ( ) the Golden Apple Corps (X)House of Disciples of Discordia (A.I.S.B.), headquartered here in the United States. (Brothers of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria sect may wish to (HBT; The Book of Advise, 2:1) (Hashishim) by Hassan i Sabbah, with secret teachings based on Alhazred, (The Priest here leads the Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.) (X) Official Business ( )Surreptitious Business page 1 of 1 pages (concepts). Different philosophies use different grids. A culture is a group (counting the bottom)? legend of Snow White and The Seven (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat (previously not apparent because everything was chaos). There were many ways * "Limbo Peak" refers to Old Limbo Peak, commonly called by the Greeks * "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING * I checked this further with Mr. Thornley. He says that the woman in question * Not to be confused with The Apple Corps Ltd. of those four singers. We * Or maybe it was 1958, I forget. * The Greek geometrician PYTHAGORAS, however, was not a typical aneristic * This doctrine should not be confused with DOGMA III - HISTORY #6, "HISTORIC * This is called THE DOCTRINE OF THE ORIGINAL SNUB ** The LAW OF NEGATIVE REVERSAL states that if something does not happen then ** There is historic disagreement concerning whether this apple was of *** Actually there were five goddesses, but the Greeks did not know the Law *THE PINEAL GLAND is where each and every one of us can talk to Eris. If you - that it might not become lost among Precepts of Order in the Region of -- the PRINCIPIA was actually the work of the Sufi Order. A third, very ------------- ------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------Pun-jab is Sikh, Sikh, Sikh!-------- --Lord Omar -><- -Nietzsche 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 1) Om your next birthday, return to the place of your birth and, at precisely 1) The Priests and four Brothers are arranged in a pentagon with the Initiate 1. Before the beginning was the Nonexistent Chao, balanced in Oblivion by the 1. HUNG MUNG 1. Polite children will always remember that a church is the ______ of _____. 1. SAINT SECOND CLASS 1. The Military Order of THE KNIGHTS OF THE FIVE SIDED TEMPLE. This is for all 1. There came one day to Lord Omar, Bull Goose of Limbo, a Messenger 1. Today's date Yesterday's Date 1. Write the ERISIAN AFFIRMATION in five copies. 1. Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear--and, behold, do ye now 10. And it came to pass that on the fifth night he dreampt, and in his 10. During and after the Fall of the Establishment of Bureaucracy was the 10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock 11. Herein was set into motion the Eristic Pattern, which would Repeat Itself 11. Indeed do many things come to pass. 11. Thereupon the Angel Commanded to Lord: Take ye this Honest Book of 14. Wipe thine ass with what is written and grin like a ninny at what is 1965 in five copies, which were mostly lost. 1965. I worked for a guy on Bourbon Street who was a Xerox salesman by day. 1970,hundreds of people coast to coast were talking about it and asking the 2) All persons in the audience and the pentagon, excepting the Priest, assume 2) When you have done this, write to me and I'll tell you what to do next. 2. And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord: Go ye hence and dig the 2. DR. VAN VAN MOJO 2. LANCE SAINT 2. Purpose of this application: --membership in : a. Legion of Dynamic Discord 2. Sign and nose-print each copy. 2. The Political Order of THE PARTY FOR WAR ON EVIL. This is reserved for 2. Whereupon, by an Act of Happenstance, the Hodge began gradually to 2. Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, 24,902.20656 by 61 and you get the distance of moon's orbit around the earth. 3) The Priest begins: 3. All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire 3. And though Omar did bid of the Collector of Garbage, in words that were 3. LIEUTENANT SAINT 3. Name_________________________ Holy Name________________ 3. SRI SYADASTI SYADAVAKTAVYA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADASTI CAVAKTAVYASCA 3. Send one to the President of the United States. 3. So Omar went forth to the Sacred Mound, which was to the East of 3. So in the beginning was the Primal Chaos, balanced on the Edge of Oblivion 3. The Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP. They commonly inhabit schools 4) All present rejoice grandly. The new Brother opens a large jug of wine and 4. At the end of five days and five nights of digging, it came to pass 4. BRIGADIER SAINT 4. Description: Born: []Yes []No Eyes:[]2 []other Height: 4. O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other, in ye hearts! What 4. Send one to 4. The Social Order of THE CITIZENS COMMITTEE FOR CONCERNED CITIZENS. This is 4. Whereupon, by the Law of Negative Reversal,** the Podge swiftly 4. ZARATHUD THE INCORRIGIBLE, sometimes called ZARATHUD THE STAUNCH 5) The Ceremony generally degenerates. 5. An Age of Confusion, or an Ancient Age, is one in which History As We 5. And therein emerged the Active Force of Discord, the Subtle Manifestation 5. FIVE STAR SAINT 5. History: Education - highest grade completed 1 2 3 4 5 6 over 6th 5. Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped about, and shook his head, saying "I 5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other. 5. Omar slept. 5. THE ELDER MALACLYPSE 5. The Sacred Order of THE DEFAMATION LEAGUE. Not much is known about the D.L., 5. Verily, verily I say unto you, not all the Sinister Ministers of the 6. An Age of Bureaucracy is an Imperial Age in which Things Mature, in which 6. Forasmuch as it was Active, the Force of Discord entered the State of 6. On the fifth day of his sleeping, Lord Omar fell into a Trance, and 6. Sneaky Questions to establish personality traits 7. An Age of Disorder or an Aftermath is an Apocalyptic Period of Transition 7. And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord: Go ye hence and lift the 7. And under Eris Confusion became established, and was hence called 7. Never write in pencil unless you are on a train or sick in bed. 7. Self Portrait 8. But Omar lamented, saying unto the Angel: What is this shit,man? 8. By the by it came to pass that the Establishment of Bureaucracy perished 9. And, lo, the Angel waxed in anger and Omar was stricken to the Ground 9. Thus it was, in accord with the Law of Laws. >From this it may be concluded that Eris has usurped Eros (god of erotic love) A =POPE= is someone who is not under the authority of the authorities. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A Discordian Society Legionnaire is one who prefers not to create his own A GAME A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls. D.H.V., Doctor of Hoodoo A Joint Effort of the Discordian Society A Non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the Heathen A ZEN STORY A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger. Dubbed A jug of wine, A leg of lamb A person belonging to one or more Order is just as likely to carry a flag of A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing. A wandering Wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania ("Med-Terra" or middle earth), who A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS B) SEASON HOLYDAYS ACTUAL, ARE MORE CAPABLE OF PERFECTION. AN EPISKOPOS OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & ANERISTIC ILLUSION. Some grids can be more useful than others, some more ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR ARTIST. ASCII pebbles -DtC] REALLY form a pentagon? Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew Advertisement Aftermath, an Age of Disorder in which calculation, computations, and Agents will contact you shortly. Ahua, 8 Cumhu, Mayan date. Revived by Abdul Alhazred in his infamous Al Azif, Albuquerque, NM) and ZEN WITHOUT ZEN MASTERS by Camden Benares (And/Or All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some An Erisian Hymn An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist that any one An ORDAINED POEE PRIEST or PRIESTESS is defined as "one who holds an And follow the Way it carries you, And so it is that we, as men, do not exist until we do; and then it is that we And so thank you for your insight, it may well be the clue to the mystery of And they started fighting, and they started throwing punch all over the And thou! And when men become free then mankind will be free. And with that he revealed his scroll. It was a diagram, like a yin-yang with And, in return, Aneris swore that no matter how many existent things Eris Aneristic Illusion. They do not know that they belong to Orders of Discordia. Apostle. Lord Omar claims that Dr. Mojo heaps hatred upon Patamunzo, who sends Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22 Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61 Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes. As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general, and to us in Aztec Legend of QUETZLCOATL? very MENTION of the FORBIDDEN B.C. Possibly it was he who taught the inner-teachings to Conan of Cimmeria BEFORE THE GODDESS ERIS, I (name or holyname), do herewith declare myself a Barnum, I'm not sure. The jumping man on page 12 is from an advertisement. I Bavaria. Bavarian Illuminati Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could so entwine the land Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order... Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands Beside me, Blfffffffffffft! Brother Ram, Building, a most pregnant manifestation of straightjacket order resting on a Buns). Buns, and ruminate a bit about It All. Bureaucracy; while over Bureaucracy Eris became established, and was hence But also I sympathize with artists who must own and sell their works to earn a But we know. Button and Distributed to The Poor in The Region of Thud if he does not get C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted CANNOT SWALLOW HIS NOSE BUT HIS BROTHER CAN, HAS BEEN EXPOSED! IT IS MR. CHORUS CONVERSATION: CYCLES," which states that social progress occurs in five cycles, the first Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666) Chao, so that they can put "KSC" after their names. Chaos. Holyday: Jan 5. Chapter 1, THE EPISTLE TO THE PARANOIDS Chief Sun Flower Seed and the squaw Merry Jane. Patron to psychedelic type Chinee. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO. Patron of the Season of Climb into the Chao with a friend or two Commerce, the Black Lotus Society, the Republican Party, the John Dillinger Comparable to Lt/Saint but has an established following (fictional or Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden Confusion becomes entrenched and during which Balanced Balance,or Confusion, wherein It copulated with the Queen and begat ERIS, Our Lady of Confusion. For further information, consult your pineal gland. Convictions cause convicts. Corrections to last week's copy: Johnny Sample is offensive cornerback for the Curse of Greyface, THE TURKEY CURSE is here passed on to Erisians everywhere DESPITE strong evidence to the contrary, persistant rumor has it that it was DISCORDIAN SOCIETY DUTY: It shall be the duty of all persons playing "SINK" to help find more Days of the Week* * The DAYS OF THE WEEK Dear God; Dedicated to an Advanced Department of Comparative Realities, was assigned the Trust of the POEE Scruple Dexter [to Ignotius]: That was me in that scene. Dexter: He got our names mixed up. Dexter: I don't much go for the worship business but I argee with Occupant Dexter: I sort of enjoyed the confusion part. Dexter: I think that George Dorn took too much guff from Hagbard. If someone Dexter: I'll get it. Dexter: I'm speaking figuratively of course. I'll tell you more tomorrow. Dexter: You speak for yourself. Dexter[to Gypsie]:It's a telegram for you, from Mal2. Die For You Society, and the Camp Fire Girls. It is still useful to continue Discord and Gross Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao. Discordian thought; it wasn't Garrison's Xerox, it was his mimeograph; and it Discordians have a tradition of assuming HOLY NAMES. This is not Discordians. Patron of the Season of Confusion. Holyday: May 31. NOTE: Sri Do You Remember? Do these 5 pebbles [note: they were pebbles,originally..try doing Doings Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton. Dr. Mojo is an imposter and that PATAMUNZO LINGANANDA is the True Second Dream a Messenger of Our Lady who told him of a Sacred Grove wherein Dream he had a Vision, and in this Vision there came unto him a Dull but Sincere Filler ERIS ERIS - GODDESS OF CHAOS, DISCORD & CONFUSION ERIS CONTEMPLATES FOR 3125 YEARS ERIS ESOTERIC. The first part can be taken to mean "equivalent ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE. And spelled inside out is REIS, ERIS!" Shrewedly observe if the subject is convinced. If he is, swear him into ERISTIC ILLUSION. Each occurs on the 5th Each occurs on the 50th Edition of PRINCIPIA. He seemed impatient with me, insisting that he didn't Elements, SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE, and ORANGE. Aneris, however, had been Emperor Norton, Count Cagliostro, Guilliame of Aquaitaine, etc. Episkoposes are developing separate paths to the Erisian mountain top. See the Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And Eristic propensity of the Pentagon site. Esoteric, with the Authority invested at me by the High Priest of It, Office Every man, woman and child on this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Only a Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with Ewige Blumenkraft! HAIL ERIS. Example: St. Quixote (Don Quixote, Cervantes) Example: St. Yossarian (Catch 22, Heller) Excellent Goddess-Saturated Saint. FBI. FIFTH EDITION ODD# Infinity FIVES. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the Face to fact with the mighty forces and elements of nature, the thoughtful man Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40 9 10 11 12 13 2 3 4 5 6 Fight till you're deceased. Fight your little battles. Finally even the box was closed. But over the years I noticed that copies were Five Times Over Seventy-three Times, after which nothing would happen. Fnords ->Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, For Office Use Only -- acc. rej. burned For Your Enlightenment For the Greater Glory, Form, more or less, and such times are Ages of Balanced Unbalance, or Fortunately, you have before you a handbook that will show you how to discover From: MAD MALIK Hauptscheissmeister G.H. Hill: Since then I have given up anarchy. Too many rules-- hating the GODDESS OF CONFUSION GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE. GP: Even false things? GP: How can that be? GP: Is Eris true? GP: Is that the answer to my question? GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE? GP: Maybe you are just crazy. GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives? GP: Will you develop that point? GRAND OPERA pisseth against the wall..." GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST GREATER POOP:Are you really serious or what? GREYFACE GYPSIE SKRIPTO [in response to a question]: ...1969 but only briefly. I guess Garrison investigated Thornley). --GS Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb; Gen. Pandaemonium, Commanding General License was Sgt. Pepper's Commander Gentlemen, there are nipples on your chests; do you give milk? And what, Gland" Glands have perverted the Free Spirit of Man, and subverted Life into a Go To Your Left-Right.... God's name is ERIS, and that He is a girl?" If he should answer "Yes." then he Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards Goddess directs him. He speaks for himself and for those that say that they Goddess known to the Greeks as ERIS and to the Romans as DISCORDIA. This was Goddess of Confusion? It is utter madness!" Gold and how the fuck did we manage to fit inside of a tiny post office box Good Saint material and definitely inspiring. Grand (and gory) Old Discordja! Grand (and gory) Old Discordja! Grand (and gory) Old Discordja! Great Seal to Jefferson in the garden that night. The Illuminated tradition Greatest Association of What-ever-it-is-that-we-are." Lady Mal thinks of it as Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as Guerrillas for World Peace. Patron of The Season of Discord. Holyday: Mar 19. Gypsie [reading]: "If I told everybody how they could live inside of a post Gypsie [to Hill] : What do you think of ILLUMINATUS? Gypsie [to Hill]: And pacifism? Gypsie [to Hill]: Did you really translate erotic Etruscan poetry? Gypsie [to Hill]: Since you wrote it, I take it you are an anarchist? Gypsie: ...what I really want to know is how can we all fit inside of a tiny Gypsie: Can you use it without his permission? Gypsie: Did you [Malik] have higher authority than the others? Gypsie: Earlier you said that you met your objectives. Just what were those Gypsie: Hey, guy, later. [to Hill]: Doesn't this leave you a little schizy? Gypsie: How do you mean? Gypsie: I have only one question left... Gypsie: I'm reporting now, you talk. Gypsie: Like what? Gypsie: Perhaps. Later. Gypsie: Specifically, what are some of the sources? Gypsie: That name sounds familiar. Where is it from? Gypsie: There are no real names at all? Gypsie: To me? Gypsie: Well, for one night anyway. The interview is in the PRINCIPIA. Gypsie: What do you think about the PRINCIPIA now? Would you want to change it? Gypsie: What's the other half? Gypsie: Where did all the things in PRINCIPIA come from? Gypsie: Will there ever be a Fifth Edition? H.P. Lovecraft invented the NECRONOMICON. We answered according to our HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! HARVEY OSWALD? HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS. HIP-2-3-4, HIP-2-3-4 HODGE. The Pentagon has several references; for one,, it can be taken to HOLYDAYS HOW TO BECOME A POEE CHAPLIN Hail Eris. T'AI Hall: Oh, some. Camden Benares is a real name because he legally changed his Hand of Eris, however, is not intended to be taken as satanic, for the Have a friendly class talk. Permit each child to tell any part of the unit on Have you ever SECRETLY WONDERED WHY IS there an ESOTERIC ALLEGORY con- Have you ever secretly HYGIENE He answers YES. He is an Indian Pundit and Prince, born of the Peyotl Tribe, son of Gentle He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal Heaven is down. Hell is up. Hemlock? I never touch the stuff! Her Her Apple Corps is strong! Her Apple Corps is strong! Her Apple Corps is strong! Her geneology is from the Greeks and is utterly confused. Either She was the Here is a letter from A.I.S.B. to POEE: Herewith your copy. DO NOT DIVULGE THIS INFORMATION - SECURITY E-5. Herself to The Golden Apple Corps for the first time. Hey Man...Great! I feel goofy, the way my old man looks when he's drunk. Hill. He has also translated several volumes of Etruscan erotic Hill: ...I do point out that it makes just as much sense from its own Hill: A character can have a sign if I want it so. Hill: But of course training contradicts Discordian principles. Hill: He got mixed up about me too, in COSMIC TRIGGER. Bob says that when Hill: I consider it a successful work and I wouldn't want to change it. In Hill: I'm not sure I ever was one. Mal2 was not, Malik was. Personally I Hill: If it is his? I don't know. I hope so. it means "left right" in Latin Hill: It's OK, I'm half Gemini. Hill: Its a name I came up with in the old days and never used it much. Its on Hill: Nope. A spirit is a product of definition and the one who is doing the Hill: Oh bull! Besides, I changed her so much the Greeks would never recognize Hill: Oh, I changed a quote from Tom Gnostic on page 61 and I don't think he Hill: Oh, I love it. I was finishing PRINCIPIA when Shea and Wilson were Hill: Sure, but I used a pen name. I signed it "Robert Anton Wilson". Hill: Taurus. That makes me a stubborn schizy. Hill: There already is a Fifth Edition, by Mal2. It is a one page telegram Hill: Weel, the poem on the front cover is by Walt Kelly and was spoken by one Hill: Well you can look at it like that if you want to, but I created Mal2 to Hill: Well, a full answer would take another book in itself. Most of the Hill: Well, take a collage for example. Like the early one on page 36 of the Hill: Well, that's hard to answer because it kept refining itself over the Hill: Yeah, in a way that is right. That is why my name does not appear Hill: Yeah. I get along better with rocks. His name is Sanskrit, and means: All affirmations are true in some sense, false Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of the Intergalactic Haitian Honest Book. I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no I Tell You: One must I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build I burst out with questions like whether he preferred Panama Red or Acapulco I enjoyed each of these yarns and did my part to help spread them. I was I have come to tell you that you are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness I like ILLUMINATUS for the surrealism. A very effective method of writing. I missed you guys. I sometimes think of it as a disorganization of Eris Freaks. It has been I told them it had been transmitted by a canine intellgence -- I've ever seen. The Lick Here Box on page 23 is one of many tidbits making the I) The Out House IF THE TELEPHONE RINGS TODAY..... WATER IT! IGNOTUM PER IGNOTIUS: It's like hating your own fantasies. II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering II) The House of the Rising Collapse III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & III) The House of the Rising Hodge INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5. IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of IV) The House of the Rising Podge If a lot of people who receive this letter plant a few seeds and a lot of If a quixotic socrates studied zen under Zorba...? If he, wonder of wonders, still remains obstinate, then finally resort to: If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it. If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master If you can't find the Polyfather, or having found him, don't want anything to If you like Erisianism as it is presented according to Mal-2, then you may If you think the PRINCIPIA is just a ha-ha, then go read it again. If you want in on the Discordian Society then declare yourself what you wish If you would rather not, then please pass this copy on to someone and perhaps If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might be Ignotius: A perfectly normal pagan relationship. Ignotius: Besides people confused him with Joe Malik in ILLUMINATUS. Ignotius: Deities change things around all the time. Ignotius: Here, here. Ignotius: I am an athiest myself. There is no Greg Hill. Ignotius: I got misquoted. Worse, I wasn't even in that scene and if I had Ignotius: I'm a Whale. Ignotius: Idealism lives with rules. Realism lives with rocks. Ignotius: If you can live rewardingly with Goddess Eris you can live with any Ignotius: Oh, is that what that was? Ignotius: That is characteristic of the Discordian perspective. Illumination. And it will teach you how to turn your miserable mess into a In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holy Place is revered as a Shrine by In other words, people invent gods and not the other way around. Later I In parks. On lots. Public flower beds. In remote places. At City Hall. In the 50's a female deity was blasphemy. In the 70's a humorous deity is In the 50's my culture taught me that I was created by and for a deity, a In the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier there lives a bowling alley, and within In the meantime - plant your seeds. In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods. Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods. It also helps if one is absolutely zonked out of his gourd. It is also the shape of the United States Military Headquarters, the Pentagon It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE. It is called THE SACRED CHAO. I appoint you Keepers of It. Therein you will It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now It is known that they now have absolute domination over all organized churches It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that It is perplexing. It is then repeated indefinitely, or for the first two thousand miles, which It is written that when The Corps returns to The Shrine for the fifth time five It says little, It will advise you how to balance your Pineal Gland and reach spiritual Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44 Cfn Jerusalem, Mecca and Cairo, bearing a sign that seemed to read "DOOM". (This is Joe. Malaclypse was actually Alan Watts, one heard. No,said another legend Join in thickest fray; Joyce's Finnegan's Wake, Burroughs Nova Express, the King James translation of Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53 Know It begins to unfold, in which Whatever Is Coming emerges in Corporal LEGIONNAIRE OF THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL ERIS! HAIL HAIL! HAIL YES! Lama. Inclosed are some plans for several new potential locations. Please Later Omar activated the Hung Mung Cong Tong and ELF, on zenarchist Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look." Lay it before Kings of Nations and Collectors of Garbage. Preach from Lo as the voice had predicted, the tea was bitter. M2: Even false things are true. M2: Everything is true. M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it. M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question M2: No. M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the M2: To dissolve them. MAD MALIK: No wonder, he was pretty much a one man show then. We were just his MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MOMOMOTO WHO CAN SWALLOW HIS NOSE. HE SWALLOWED HIS BROTHER IN THE SUMMER OF MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, AB, DD, KSC, is the High Priest of Mad Malik, Hauptscheissmeister; Resident for Norton Cabal Magicians, and progeny the scientists, have always taken themselves and their Magicians, especially since the Gnostic and the Quabala influences, have Make a few copies of this letter (5 would be nice) and send them to friends of Mal! If civilization makes it through this crises, our grandchildren will live Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed to Eris. He Malaclypse the Younger KSC Malaclypse the Younger, were indulging in their habit of sipping coffee at Malaclypse. Malignatius, KNS. Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Malik: Come on Greg, you just think that we are your characters.... Malik: Mal2 once told me that pacifism was a dilemma. If everybody was a Malik: No, [but I was allowed to speak in the POOP] because [Malaclypse the Malik: Oh so what. Contradictions are nothing to Discordians. Malik: Spirits don't have signs. Malik: We have had this argument before, Reverend Doctor Brother. But wine Malik: What you don't realize is that a spirit has a self identity. Malik: [Anarchy] is also standing up and proceeding forward, fantasy rule or Manifestations of Everyday Chaos Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65 Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31 Mary Jane says "Plant Your Seeds. Keep Prices Down." Masons, the Rothchild Banks, and the Federal Reserve System, we now have May 1 2 3 4 5 48 49 50 51 52 Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18 May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May we warn you against imitations! Ours is the original and genuine May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May you have the knowledge of a sage, Meanwhile, at the Chinese laundromat... Messenger of Our Lady who entrusted to him a Rigoletto cigar box Metaphysical Reality and that The Erisian Movement is really more like a poem Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao; Mockery, and Friendship. And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies, Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose. Mord says that Omar says that we are all unicorns anyway. Mr. Momomoto's brother who swallowed Mr. Momomoto in the summer of '44. Mr. Momomoto, famous Japanese who can swallow his nose,has been Mullah, and thereupon he worked digging in the sand for five days and Myself." NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder NONSENSE AS SALVATION NOTE: In the lore of western magic, the \/ is taken to symbolize horns, Nam because it was turning the renaissance into a political revolution and was New York Jets, not fullback as stated. Bobby Tolan's name is not Randy, but No harm, though, in admitting that some of them can be found disguised in No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has Non-Being and then to leave her and, so that he might play with order and Non-Being." "I see,"replied Void, "Then I decree the following: Not for Circulation! Note to POEE Priests: Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never agree with each other about Nyx, goddess of night (who was either the daughter or wife of Chaos, or both), O it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak; O! Hail Eris. All Hail Dis-cord-ia. O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Elder Mal. O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Gu-lik. O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Hung Mung. O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Mo-jo. O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Zara-thud. OF CHAINS! ON NORBERT WEINER, NUCLEAR PHYSICIST ON PRAYER ORDER/DISORDER. They are the same! ORDINATION AS A POEE PRIEST Occupant: Brother needs some wine! Occupant: Dilemma, Schilmemma. [to Gypsie]: What do you think of this, pretty Occupant: Doesn't prove anything anyway. Occupant: Eris told Mal2 what to use and where to find it. Occupant: I choose Satyr. Occupant: I do! Occupant: I think paganism is a valid spiritual path. I encourage Erisianism Occupant: Later then? Occupant: See? Occupant: So are other Erisians, like POEE. Occupant: That's what She wanted! Occupant: Well I can have a sign if I want to and screw both of you. Occupant: You are smiling. Occupant: You are supposed to be a pacifist. Occupant: You didn't invent Eris. She caused you to think you created the Occupant: You were inhabited by Malaclypse the Younger. He caused you to Oct 24. Of possible interest to all Discordians, this information is herewith released Office of My High Reverence Official Official Discordian Document Number (if applicable): n/a Official Proclamation -- ODD# III(b)/4,i;18Aft3135 Ohio!" One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She really created Onward, Fruits of Islam, Onwards Buddhist Priests. Onwards Christian Soldiers, Ordination Certificate from the Office of the Polyfather." Originating Cabal: Joshua Norton Cabal - San Francisco Oswald was buying the assassination rifle, my girlfriend was printing the Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. Our People's Underworld Movement sect in Larchmont, prefers "The World's Over the Waves in whatever you do. PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR PISCES to AQUARIUS PLANETARY Pi, which I discovered, is 61. It's a Time-Energy relationship PLAYING GAMES. POEE POEE & It's Priests POEE (pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for The PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF POEE ASTROLOGICAL SYSTEM POEE BROTHER of THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. POEE LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLES are authorized to initiate others as Discordian POEE Priestly Things. A "POEE Cabal" is exactly what you think it is. POEE Priests to proselytes who desire a formal ceremony. POEE has 5 DEGREES: POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save Mal-2's pineal POEE has not registered,incorporated, or otherwise chartered with the State, POEE is a bridge from POEE, and POEE is grounded in his episkopotic revelations of The Goddess. He POEE, then none of these Truths are binding, and it is a rotten shame that you POINT. It may be vertical, horizontal, or else such, and it may be elaborated POPE POOP. POST OFFICE LIBERATION FRONT PRINCIPIA were distributed by Mad Malik, Block Disorganizer, who had PRINCIPIA. Each little piece was extracted from some larger work created by PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the PS: PRIVATE - Not for publication in The Principia. PURPOSE: To sink object or an object or a thing... Part Five The Golden Secret Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Patamunzo Lingananda School of Higher Spiritual Wisdom, Skokie. Patron and namesake of Mal-2. Patron on The Season of The Aftermath. Holyday: Pelias and Kull. Founding of the Illuminated Ones of Bavaria, by Adam Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark corners, nooks, and sink Perfect Counterpushpull of the Hodge and the Podge. Pilgrimage is sufficient and that it is prudent to never get around to actually Plant your seeds. Please do not use me for a reference Preparation for the Return to Oblivion to be followed by a Repetition of the Presidential Tier, Paradise Press, Berkeley, California). "We are operating on many levels here", Priestly Things, using the Principia Discordia as a guide. Your Official Rank Principia/Malaclypse was a very personal work for me and actually took 10 Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both order and disorder are man made Probability is a mathematical concept, coming from statistics. Entropy comes Professor Ignotius. He ushered me into a spacious wood paneled and tapestry Prolonged use in a darkened room may induce hallucinations or trigger Pyramid has five sides? - behold, I will bring evil upon Pyrotechnics of pure energy formed her flowing hair, and rainbows manifested Q. "How come a woodpecker doesn't bash its brains out?" A. Nobody has ever Questions R=P-D+N. The collection of values of D (and of P) for all delegates is clearly REALITY lying behind the ANCIENT TURN PALE with terror at the REV. DR. OCCUPANT: Malik was the only one he would ever let write for the POOP RUB-A-DUB-DUB RUB-A-DUB-DUB RULES: Sinking is allowd in any manner. To date, ten pound chunks of mud were Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom Reproduce and distribute these cards freely- POEE Head Temple, San Francisco Resurrection of the Freedom-flowing Chaos. HAIL ERIS! Rev. Mungo Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter to the evil SAMPLE MESSAGE: ("HAIL ERIS") SERIOUS/HUMOROUS. SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER. SINISTER DEXTER: It's OK with me. Fate is fate. I never much liked "Mad Malik" SINK SINK is played by Discordians and people of much ilk. STEP 1. Write out the message (HAIL ERIS) and put all the vowels at the end STEP 2. Reverse order (IEIASRLH) STEP 3. Convert to numbers (9-5-9-1-19-18-12-8) STEP 4. Put into numerical order (1-5-8-9-9-12-18-19) STEP 5. Convert back to letters (AEHIILRS) SYA-DASTI SYA-DASTI KAVAK-TAV-YASKA SYA-DASTI SYA-NASTI SYA-DASTI, SYA-NASTI, SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVATAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVAKTAVYASCA commonly Saints. Seal of the United States. Seasons Seek ye the Eye of the Hurricane. She added, "victims of indigestion, you know." She apparently embezzeled the Olympian Treasury and went to Brazil; whereupon She heard this and then began to weep. She opened a chain of whorehouses (which certainly would get a rise from the She was not invited to the party that they held on Limbo Peak;* Shea, and I both received hundreds of letters from people intrigued by the Should you find that your own revelations of The Goddess become substantially So She threw a Golden Apple, 'sted of turn'd t'other cheek! Society Legionnaires. PRIESTS appoint their own DEACONS. The POLYFATHER Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE Sparta. Anyway, everyone knows that the Trojan War followed when Sparta Spoken. Take thine refuge with thine wine in the Nothing behind Everything, Stagnation, is attained. Stash, that ye may come to own it and, owning it, share it and, Suddenly the place became devoid of light. Then an utter silence enveloped Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But She is Summing the above equations, one for each delegate, gives S-S+NK, where K is Syadasti should not be confused with BLESSED ST. GULIK THE STONED, who is not System. TAO FA TSU-DAN FIND PEACE WITH A TELL NO ONE! ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO TESTS BY DOCTORS PROVE IT POSSIBLE TO SHRINK THAT BLOWS NO MINDS. And remember that there is no tyranny in the State of THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA - VIGILANCE LODGE THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS THE FIVE ORDERS OF DISCORDIA ("THEM") THE FOLLOWING FOUR CATAGORIES ARE RESERVED FOR FICTIONAL BEINGS WHO, NOT BEING THE FOLLOWING IS QUOTED FROM BERGAN EVANS THE GOLDEN APPLE CORPS THE LAST WORD THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD: THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE) THE RECENT EXPOSE THAT MR. MOMOMOTO, FAMOUS JAPANESE WHO CAN SWALLOW HIS NOSE, THE REVELATION THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung THE TRUTH IS FIVE BUT MEN HAVE ONLY ONE NAME FOR IT. THERE IS NO TRUTH THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER. THUS ENDS PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE: TO: REV. RAMPANT PANCREAS, tRRoCR(a)pttM; Colorado Encrustation TRANSGRESSICUTED. TURNS are taken thusly: who somever gets the junk up and in the air first. Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot Temple at 555 Battery Street to try for an interview. Test Question from Topanga Cabal The Twelve Famous Buddha Minds School: If That man lives best who's fain The Chinese on the page is a grocery ad, I think. The Norton money on page 14 The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks. The Classification of Saints The Discordian Society has no definition. The Eminent 16th Century Mathemetician Cardan so detested Luther that he The FIRST ED PRINCIPIA, by the way, was reproduced at Xerox Corp when The Five Apostles of Eris. The GREAT PYRAMID has FIVE sides cealed in the apparently innocent The Goddess Prevails. have a one-man cabal. The Goddess. But the Greeks had only a limited understanding of Disorder, and The Golden Apple Corps* is an honorary position for the Keepers of The Sacred The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus. The Hidden stone ripens fast, The High Priest makes no demands on his Priests, though he does rather expect The Initiate answers PROBABLY. The Initiate swears the following: DMTS The Necronomicon.) In 1090 A.D. was the founding of The Ismaelian Sect The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year The PODGE of the Sacred Chao is symbolized as The Golden Apple of Discordia, The POEE HEAD TEMPLE is the Joshua Norton Cabal of The Discordian Society, The PRINCIPIA itself is a collage. A conceptual collage. All of it happens The Pentagon represents the Aneristic Principle of Order and symbolizes the The Polyfather stranded alone with his species. The Polyfather wishes to remind all Erisians the POEE was conceived not as a The Priest continues: THEN I DO HERE PROCLAIM YE POEE DISCIPLE (name), The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity-- She was shown as a grotesque The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about The Turkey Curse is designed solely to counteract negative aneristic vibes and The Turkey Curse works. It is firmly grounded on the fact that Greyface and The esoteric name for this symbol is THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS, commonly The foregoing document was revealed to Mal-2 by the Goddess Herself through The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases The official symbol of POEE is here illustrated. It may be this, or any The real reality is there, but everything you KNOW about "it" is in your mind The results will be instantly apparent. The seeds of the ORDERS OF DISCORDIA were planted by Greyface into his early The sunny one in a tunic was the Reverend Doctor Occupant, the trim khaki and The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual School of Spiritual The theorem to be proved is that if any even number of people take seats at The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise The words you are now reading are your ordination. Then consult your pineal gland. There are four other There are no particular qualifications for Ordination because if you want to There are no rules anywhere. Some Episkoposes There is a lot of pirated stuff in the PRINCIPIA, especially in the margins. There is serenity in Chaos. There walked into the room a chimpanzee, shaggy and grey about the muzzle, Thetis and did not want to invite Eris because of Her reputation as a They looked around and saw that the bowlers were frozen like statues in a This cryptographic cypher code is GUARANTEED TO BE 100% UNBREAKABLE. This is St. Gulik. He is the Messenger of the Goddess. A different age from This is an essential challenge to the basic concepts of all western occult This is proven by the fact This is slightly less than the actual distance because we have not yet This is to inform you that your current position as diety is herewith Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased by the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is Thud. To be reserved for all human beings deserving of Sainthood. Example: St.Norton To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS SALVATION. Salvation To this end, we propose that man develop his innate love for disorder, and To: Jehova Yahweh Today's DATE: day of the Carrot yesterday's DATE: Yes -><- Transcribed to 1's and 0's by Druel the Chaotic, WPI Discordian Society Trip 5! Truth to thine bosom and cherish it. Carry it forth into The Land and Truth, metaphysical reality, is irrelevant to grids entirely. Pick a grid, Truth, that ye may come to know it and, knowing it, spread it and, UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as Unbalanced Balance. Understanding of the Paraphysical Universal Absurdity. Moreover, of Itself the Coming of Aftermath waseth a Unlike a song, chants are not sung but chanted. This particular one is much Used by Old Roman Discordians, Illuminatus Churchill, and innocent Hippies V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing What he reads. V) The House of Apostle of ERIS VERSE VERSE Verily! So much for all that. WHAT IS the TRUE secret SINISTER WHY do scholarly anthropologists WHO IS the MAN in ZURICH WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTY-FIVEDAYS YOU WILL RECEIVE THIRTY-ELEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS War among men. Washington; and it was he who was the Man in Black who gave the design for The We We are returning to the two Zwack Cyphers for classified communications. Wealth, and Aphrodite offered him the Most Beautiful Woman on Earth. Being a Weishaupt, on May 1, 1776. He based it on the others. Weishaupt brought it to Well, probably you do have one, and it's unfortunate because lopsided Pineal Western Union Telegram What care I for the Word and Sayings? What care I for the Inspiration When I get to the bottom I go back to the top Whenever I question him about this, he grows very evasive and attempts Wherever. Whenever. Or start a plantation in your closet (but read up on it Whistling in Why are we Here ? SUPPRESSED KNOWLEDGE Will whoever stole Brother Reverend Magoun's pornography please return Wisdom are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, Wisdom, Wilmette. Within your Pineal Gland Do Mortals bow; Wizard" in a Single Weekend. Word of Goddess. Consequently, if you prefer a Discordian Sect other than YES, I'd like to know the Five Simple Actions that will turn Me into a "Mental YES. Yah, yah, yah, Yah, yah, yah, yah. You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your Younger. I was free lancing for the underground papers and went to POEE Hear Younger] hated politics. He was infuriated with Johnson and nixon over Viet Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards is SIRE, and your inference Zambian cybernetics genius who joined us? Well, he has secretly co-ordinated [A quick rap is heard on the door] [NOTE: Erisians of The Laughing Christ sect are of the silly contention that [Paper tearing] [a final graphic was deleted here at the end DtC] [diagram of HODGE/PODGE TRANSFORMER deleted... 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Fang the Unwashed, WKC, won't say. You can think of a book of sample seals from the U.S. Government Printing Office. Western Union a different but completely equivalent problem, a generalization of the a lighter heart, and perhaps gain a clearer understanding of it, and therefore a machine got stuck and kicked out hundreds of pages of nothing but m's. He a medical volunteer; before underground newspapers, Viet Nam, and talk of a a misunderstanding. The sign actually read "DUMB". Mal-1 is a Non-Prophet.) a neat little trick on me by having IBM make the Greek selectric typewriter a pentagon on one side and an apple on the other. And then he exploded and a splendid woman whose eyes were as soft as feather and as deep as eternity a squatting position and return to a standing position. This is repeated four a star. a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it. a universe moving inexorably towards chaos moves towards increased order. about the spirit of the thing. We live in a time of turmoil, the whole planet about the weather, they know when the weather is wrong and will try to wait about which absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth absurdity of man's endeavours, then they will be able to pursue their art with academic and sacred Orders. accepted self defense yet I could never reconcile that with the ideal. I access to blank forms. Rubber stamps came from all over the place and some, accomplished time-travelers in the galaxy and has visited Earth many across the continent, from New York to Los Angeles, from Seattle to St. after Conan became King of Aquilonia. First brought to the western hemisphere after Herself, "ERISTIC" because Being is anarchic. And then, in a mood of again in Non-Being, but shall return to Me, Void, from whence he came. You all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple Corps plans a Pilgrimage all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old almost as unobtrusively as a cat-burglar creeping over a windowsill. alone and new, and about the time that Ken Kesey took his first acid trip as also careful never to contradict the occasional rumors that I had actually altered Luther's birthdate to give him an unfavorable horoscope. always have, getting weirder all the time. always possible to rotate the table until at least two people are opposite always say the same thing to each listener, and that other Episkoposes are an allnight bowling alley and generally solving the world's problems. This an integer and S=N(N-1)/2, the sum of the integers from 0 to N-1. It follows anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free. and Nyx's brother, Erebus, and whose brothers and sisters include Death, Doom, and Rev. Dr. Occupant became Keeper of the Box. The newly published copies of and Vexes, from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus Will Save Your Bod and a bunch of gods and goddesses like that. and anybody could take anything out. It was a concept stew. The exchanging of and are only discovered 50 years later, like MOBY DICK or Mendel's great and disorder. To accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along and dissolved as she spoke in a warm and gentle voice: and false and meaningless in some sense. and inscribed upon it KALLISTI ("To The Prettiest One") and on the day of and is a perfect name for a libertarian anarchist. Actually in my kind of art and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and other things apropos a naive young semiliterate dropout hippy writer. He and other trash he was sitting on. He worried how would he know when the moon and plant in a bunch of about 5, about half an inch deep. Don't worry much and similar maniacs and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE Ordinations, which is only and some whole graphics like the Sacred Chao and the Hodge Podge Transformer and that all my ideas about his extraterrrestrial and extratemporal and the muscle messages coordinated and unified or perhaps coded, continued to and through it some chaos appears ordered and some appears disordered. Pick and understand and universities, and dominate many of them. and went in every which way, but by the by She began playing with them and and with and yours to do with as you like. Conceptualization is art, and YOU ARE THE annoying. It is not designed for use against negative eristic vibes, although another grid, and the same chaos will appear differently ordered and answers YES. anthropologist from the 23rd Century. He is currently passing among us anything right) the Serpent raised its head in the under-ground secret society anyway. anywhere on the PRINCIPIA and why it was published with a broken apparant that their experience had been private. apparent to all who compare the great number of things that do not exist with appear convinced, then proceed to: approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by misunderstanding. arbitrary. The artificial concept of no-relation is the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE. are a tribe are all POEE priests anyway (as soon as I locate them). The point is that are called "enclaves". And one of them is life, especially human life, which in are mine but mostly I just found stuff and integrated it. Mostly I did are orderly in their are taken as more important than LIFE; rather than taking LIFE AS THE ART OF are welcome to reveal that our oldest extant records show us to have been around, and upon these cards were sometimes written verses, while upon artists, clowns, as Ken Kesey used to say. as a computer specialist, bon vivant and philosopher named Gregory as one who might be smitten deaf, saying only: 'Gainst the rules, y' know. as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and as well. Reference: DOGMA I, METAPHYSICS #3, "The Indoctrine of the Pineal as you hurry along the Path. asked if Shea and I had written it, or if we had copies available. Others asked me if I wanted to drop mescaline and fuck all night and said he knew how asking questions. You approach the innocent and simply ask "Did you know that back to Chaos through the Screen of Oblivion into which the Age passeth, be a POEE Priest then you must undoubtedly qualify. Who could possibly know be achieved. CAUTION- all magic is powerful and requires courage and integrity be assumed by his students at Norton Cabal. Professor Ignotum P. Ignotius, be selected, which was a reasonable suggestion, and all agreed. He sent them beautiful than others, some more pleasant than others, etc., but none can be beautiful, joyful, and splendid one. because it makes fun of itself. i think this is healthy. becomes free to play disorder games just for the hell of it. He becomes free been doing all this nose swallowing. been then I would have said something else. before Discordianism. And of course real people like Neils Bohr crop up in before Kennedy was shot but had to be a couple of years after (but before before platitudes, fill it up. began to giggle. Mal began to laugh. Omar began to jump up and down. Mal was behind-the-scenes under-the-table, atheistic, satanic, anti-Christian believe it. But the outcome is certain, given the time. Our grandchildren, better than you whether or not you should be Ordained? between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos book does. bore the fruits of many things. These things were composed of the Five Basic bosoms. both sweet and bitter, to surrender back the cigar box containing the cards branches of guerilla ontology. brought forth, she would eventually find them and turn them into non-existent bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun. building a game foundation with creative/destructive as the essential but I forget them. but even then the danger isn't past. but they are very ancient and quite possibly were founded by Greyface himself. by Ala Hera, E.L., N.S.; RAYVILLE APPLE PANTHERS by Camden Benares, The Count of Five by Conan and taught to Mayan priesthood (Conan is Quetzlcoatl). That was 4 by an Invisible Hand and did not arise for five days and five nights. by the Perfect Counterpullpush of the Podge and the Hodge. called Discordia. called a guerrilla mind theatre. Episkopos Randomfactor, Director of Purges of called just SRI SYADASTI can easily be cut out at last cards are numbered in sequence around the table. If a delegate D originally carried a scroll and walked to the young men. catastrophic, abominable, and outrageous disasters will happen. Except, of causes of disturbance in your school. chaos stem from this source." Etc., etc., you know the stuff. chapters. Many, who had already heard of the PRINCIPIA or seen copies, characters and I used the other Cabals as sort of a laboratory. In return choose to invent rules. Keep close the words of Syadasti: 'TIS AN ILL WIND circa 800 A.D. (Al Azif translated into Latin by Olaus Wormius, 1132 A.D., as civilization advances sufficiently for phase five. claimed them as her own children. This deeply hurt Eris, who felt that Her clearly: co-written and passed back and forth and rewritten by each of us. The commercial enterprise, and that you are requested to keep your cool when commercial work. complain that ye lack FREEDOM! complaining to each other of the personal confusion they felt in their compliment, the Principle of Disorder. The Orders are composed of persons all concept, say 50% of the writing, 10% of the graphics, all of the layout. concepts and are artificial divisions of PURE CHAOS, which is a level deeper concerned, I have proven my point. Eris is a real deity and even though I condition was one of suspension, and one noticed that the clock had stopped. confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing. confusion in the world and exclaim "Well who the hell do you think did all of conjunction with THE ILLUMINOIDS by Neal Wilgus (Sun Press, considered earth's atmosphere. So be it. Christopher Garth, Evanston containing many filing cards, some of them in packs with rubber bands control of Money. July 1, 1776 (correct that to May 1st, Vennard can't get copyright--Reprint What You Like. I knew I was taking liberties and didn't could have Helen (The Helen) then living with her husband Menelaus,King of couldn't help but wonder at Goddess' hand in assigning street addresses to Her counting the bottom? the house of Jeroboam and will course, from your seed's point of view. create roles and those roles are being performed by us spirits. created sterile. When she saw Eris enjoying Herself so greatly with all of the creating order. And so She grouped some things with others and some groups creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order cultures, see "reality" differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality day of the Season day of each Season decided that I was doing some kind of conceptual art. deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a defining around here is me. Your identity is what I say it is. Just to prove deity, including none at all. deity,reversity beyond-mystique." We are not really esoteric, it's just that delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. demanded their Queen back and that the Trojan War is said to be The First designated by the Angel as The Honest Book of Truth, the Collector was to him diagonal attack is restricted to diagonals slanting in one direction only. die with the dying. This is revolution. different that the revelations of Mal-2, then perhaps the Goddess has plans direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing disciples. They form the skeleton of the Aneristic Movement, which over discovered it, the best way to keep its legend alive was to encourage disguise like a cabbage or something. disorder are all his creations and he may do with them as he wishes. Indeed, disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, disorder, is unnecessary and undesirable. disorder, reside with Eris in Being. But Eris became filled with sorrow when disordered. disruptive. Indeed, the very concept of chaos was still considered distribution contacts with the Aluminum Bavariati. Practical relations do not know! I do not know!" do what you like and tell us about it or if you prefer don't. do with him, you are still authorized to form your own POEE CABAL and do documentary evidence to prove all revolutions, wars, depressions, strikes and does big things badly, does small things badly too." does less, don't believe a word he says fnord. He is a master of the deadpan don't promote Erisianism as a serious religion.... done. door and was greeted warmly by a huge beard who introduced himself as drag!). If you want, you can reveal that it is located deep in the labyrinth draw their energy from the whole, that are moving at least temporarily, in the drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village each immediately claimed it to belong to herself because of the inscription. elaborate development;* for another, it specifically accords with THE LAW OF element not coincide with all the characters on their keyboard. So the little eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you think you qualify, put elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. emphasizes the Principle of Order and is antagonistic to the necessary endeavor, he found that there was some old tea in a pan left standing from the engaged in their game and the waitress busy with making coffee. It was enhanced by the use of a Leader to chant the Sanskrit alone, with all equivalent to strife and treated as a negative. "No wonder things are all especially the horns of Satan or of diabolical beasties. The Five Fingered essay on genetics. The PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA entered our space-time continuum even so the concept of number 5. ever comes first. ever did forgive me for it. He's right. Starbuck's Pebbles should have been every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. everywhere. exert their influence and Hypoc succummed to the pressure and he denied the existent things She had borne, Aneris became jealous and finally one day she existing between sun and inner plants and I use it in arriving at many facts experience showed me that any deity is true in some sense and false in some explained that. exposed. It was recently revealed that it was Mr. Momomoto's brother who has exposed; and so we will be moving for the first time this century (what a extract from your environment and then assemble into an original relationship. factual). Example: St. Bokonon (Cat's Cradle, Vonnegut) fair, because POEE does not recognize the State. fear ye more that what ye have wroughten? fear, and therefore without frustration, and therefore with good will in his fearlessly contemplates his place in the great cosmic scheme. female, is an idea about sex. To say that male-ness is "absence of female-ness", or vice versa, is a matter of definition and metaphysically finally gave up on that one too. Actually I just gave up on idealism. finally. These are Ages of Unbalanced Unbalance. find anything you like. Speak of Me as DISCORD, to show contrast to the find at this address which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those find the goddess Eris To Diverse Gods find the significance of it, but were disappointed to uncover only firm foundation of chaos and constantly erupting into dazzling disorder; and first edition of PRINCIPIA on Jim Garrison's Xerox. It wasn't my girlfriend, first for that). For casual planting, its best to soak them in water for a day first was napalming farmers and the second was executing your parents. The five nights, but found no book. flattered Aneris and smoothed the friction a little that was between them. followed a 5-pointed Star through the alleys of Rome, Damascus, Baghdad, for a ride, then I get to the bottom and I see for he had created only physical existence and physical non-existence, and had for nature. Don't soak them if its wintertime. Seeds are a very hearty life for their just protection. for what ever that may turn out to be. for you as an Episkopos, and you might consider creating your own sect from force--worshipers of Mamon--whose undying purpose is world control through the form and strongly desire to grow and flourish. But some of them need people's formulation in all human thought. frequently interrupted by worries. He worried whether or not the resr of the from Omar, and I was the official anarcho-pacifist for the Cabal. Also I was from an ugly and barbarous existence that is the result of taking order so from blowing yourselves up for only two more generations, then we will finally from my heart!" from physics. It is the assertion-- established logically and experimentally-- from the vaults of A.I.S.B., under the auspices of Episkopos Dr. Mordecai from this play and for the next five zillion years She amused Herself by frustrating, unhappy and hopeless mess. frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man fully established in Atlantis, circa 18,000 B.C., under Kull, the galley slave gain more effective magic. CHAOS IS ENERGY. games, and to take turns amusing each other. She named the side of disorder generations ago and that we are just playing with the world for a while until girls may bicker as you wish, but My son is your Brother and We are all of gland, and has only one scruple-- which Mal-2 keeps on his key chain. going. good will of them. The Office of The Polyfather is point, not to teach. Once got the apple and he got screwed. government and all that stuff. grid with another grid, and amending grids in hopes of finding a perfect one had many grand schemes which delighted Her. hand full understood Albert Einstein. And nobody understood Emperor Norton. happens to those who deny Goddess?" If he hesitates, don't tell him that he has been decided to reveal a few more of our front organizations. Your has been on a bad trip for a long time now. have it. After 20,000 years, Kull's dream will be realized! We can hardly have read all the way down to the very last word. have the time or inclination for foolish questions from reporters. Undaunted, have trouble activating your Pineal, then try the appendix which does almost he went into a state of Deep Sleep which lasted for 5 eras. At the end of this he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted healthy young Trojan lad, Paris promptly accepted Aphrodite's bribe and she help to get started. Plant your seeds. her. herewith Require of Ye: him Archangle Pythagoras. himself down on the sand, using as a pillow a Golden Chest he had hip. Then put him on your mailing list. his followers absolutely require an aneristic setting to function and that a his share with you." "But Father, Aneris and I have been arguing, and she will hobbies. holes. hooting and hollering to beat all hell. And amid squeals of mirth and with humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. hung parlor where three others were laughing and passing around a wine jug. hung up on authority, security and control; i.e., they are blinded by the huzzahs and gonfolons, like Joyce's ULYSSES. Others appear almost furtively ideas and techniques broadened and encouraged all of us. ideas-about-reality are mistakenly labeled "reality" and unenlightened identity of the mysterious author, Malaclypse the Younger. Rumors swept if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that if introduced into a neutral or positive aneristic setting (like a poet ignorant. The "socratic approach" is what you call starting an argument by immortalis) and, since the alleged intelligentsia had not yet imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe." in a paper shortage. in a while, he even listens. in a world of authentic freedom and authentic harmony and authentic in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true in the 50's and my young adulthood in the 60's. When I finally had the in the GRID. That is the Aneristic Principle. in the Truth, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings -- an in the center facing the Priests. If possible, the Brothers on the immediate in the eyes of those who read backwards; which obviously made Eros sorE. Then in the new edition of PRINCIPIA, hope the following will be of use. And please in the second law of thermodynamics-- perhaps the most pessimistic and amoral in the world. It is also believed that they have been costuming cabbages and in water or mud or anything you; can sink something in. in which chaos was ordered and many ways in which it was not. in which it did not happen. independent writers of various kinds. Norton Cabal was just me and my inert uniformity devoid of form, matter, hierarchy or differentiation. injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers inner parts for Kirharesh." serious erosion of the mud intensified, and the pattern, previously established with the physical laboring intention to use this old tea by diluting it with water. And again in his interview the denizens of Joshua Norton Cabal of the Discordian Society. intriguing myth held that Malaclypse was a pen-name for Richard M. Nixon, is FIVE TONS OF FLAX! is a flag. is called [The Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold]. is correctly seated, where R=P-D, unless this is negative, in which case is historic,plus my little additions. The apple on page 17,as well as the is in a state of change. If we, as a species, cower from the confusion then we is mine although some things credited to either Mal2 or Omar were actually is now, of course, in the hands of The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria is one manifestation of is one who prefers total autonomy, and creates his own Discordian sect as The is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars, and pentagons, and is to partake of No Hot Dog Buns. isolated whole, not just a part. Within such systems there may be parts, which issues of GREATER POOP revealed, he was to disappear and POEE business was to it accomplished the objectives I set for myself and it has the effect I wanted it any way you like. it can be used as an eristic vehicle to introduce positive vibes into a it sit steeping for 24 hours. It was dark and murky and it was Hypoc's it to have. There are a few errors though. it unto the Righteous, that they may renounce their ways and repent. it upside down. it was Kerry's; it wasn't the FIRST ED PRINCIPIA, it was some earlier it, I'm going to change your name. it. it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on itself, and whose body was the spectacular dance of atoms and universes. jeans was Mad Malik and the wine jug claimed to be Hill. I got the recorder joyously partake of a hot dog. just where Eris has been fucking around for 3125. knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge. known as the Illuminati, founded by Adam Weishaupt. There is considerable labor of the preparations. It was then when deeply immersed in the pleasure of last year, but that is still secret), the Students for a Democratic Society, lawmakers, censors, and like ilk. learned that ERIS or DISCORDIA was primarily feared by the ancients as being left man, that he might develop himself. I return to find this development left. I knew it was finished. I didn't know exactly what it was, but it was less level of concept. liaison to The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria, the Chicago Discordians. lies and myths we could devise fnord. light, as though their very psyches had gone nova. Then vision returned. like a harp for Moab, and mine unsanitary practice caused like himself recognize that Eris is a Figurative Symbol for an Ineffable like the apple on page 27, I carved myself. A few I ordered to my like what he says. listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a little post office box? living. Art, like knowledge, should be free fodder for everyone. But it isn't ma'am? We don't get to hear your thoughts. made it the Fifth Edition and then left. madness, and together they declared themselves to be a society of Discordia, magazine called Horseshit and put out by two brothers from Long Beach. I don't magicians, scientists, male population). I figure it to be this in particular because MADAM reads the malleable art instead of an immutable Truth, and learn to appreciate the manner.) many consultations with Her within his Pineal Gland. It is guaranteed to be marginalia, dingbats, and pasted in titles and heads and things came from matter how many of her begotten that Aneris would steal, She would beget more. meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax." meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. means means a different person. Most of the non-credited, you know, Malaclypse, text meditation one afternoon, a voice came to them: membership roster is open to persons of all races, national origins and metalic gold or acapulco. metaphysical balance. when magicians learn to approach philosophy as a midnight, noting your birth time and date of observation, count all visible mimeographs, from Seattle Cabal. That group produced the best damn mimeography mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times. misguided eristic setting. In this instance, it would be the responsibility of moment of illumination, a man begins to be free regardless of his moods, sometimes telling the truth, sometimes spreading the most Godawful more True than any other. more times. This dance is symbolic of the humility of we Erisians. mostly a grass-roots version of the more professional military, political, motivation is essential for self-protection. movements, IGNOTUM PER IGNOTIUS mud. All power to the people, and ban the fucking bomb. my specifications just as I conceived all the rest of you. mysterious Man in Black who gave Jefferson the design for the Great mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he naked, to demonstrate that he is truly a human being and not something else in named ANERIS. (To this day, the fundamental truth that Aneris is the larger is nameless spirituality shall return to Void, like a tired child home from a near San Francisco is an official POEE shrine.) neglected the spiritual. As he contemplated this, a great Quiet was caused and never got used. I should have used it when I had the chance. And then Eris did newspapers and magazines mostly. Often from ads. With a collage you select and night before, when he had in his weakness forgot about its making and had let nineteen-fifties, just before the idea of RENAISSANCE became relevant.... no name at all. nobody could understand Chinese. nobody pays much attention to us. nonattacking 'eight queens' problem for a cylindrical chessboard where not! not. The condition is the same. noted that the Erisian Movement does not discriminate against werewolves-- our nothing. objectives? objects to sink, once; one object is sunk. observations of my own, observe us without his presense causing cultureshock. occultism since Solomon. of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog of Bureaucracy. Holyday: Aug. 12 of Dis-cord-i-a. of Disorder!" of Fives. of Mr. and Mrs. VI? of Our Lady who told him of a Sacred Mound wherein was buried an of R, or else two delegates would be correctly seated at the same time. of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun of all men? Wherein does it profit a man to be a Scribe to the Gods of gaul and had married a Frenchman; but each of the sneaky goddesses tried of his characters in Pogo. The government seals starting from page 1 are from of mind and to be sitting in a still position, perhaps The Buttercup Position. of order and has prevented man from effectively participating in the creative of people with rather similar grids. Through a window we view chaos, and of philosophers, theologians, of sewers beneath Dealy Plaza in Dallas, and is presided over by The Dealy of such object and whoever sinks it can say for instance, "I sunk Columbus, of the Immanentizing of the Eschaton of the Nonexistent Chao, to guide Everything along the Path back to Oblivion of the Polyfather, The House of the Rising Podge, POEE Head Temple; Do of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go offers it to all who are present. office box then everybody would stop paying landlords and go live inside their offices collapsing all over the country, the hemisphere, the PLANET! The whole offices, &tc.), Ordained Priest of the Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris on 29 was a chapter title in one of Tim Leary's books. The Knight on the bull on page 6 got into the act because I used to be a teletype operator and had on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC on the fifth night, and when they slept that night each had a vivid dream of on the part of the magician. This ritual, if misused, can backfire. Positive on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face the corner, and meditate." on.... only Love Vibrations in return. But we of the POEE sect know that Patamunzo is opposite direction; in them order is increasing and chaos is diminishing. opposites-- good/evil, positive/negative, male/female, etc. But due to the or get on the letterhead. or perhaps or simplified as desired. ordains priests. I don't know about the =POPES=. ordeal, he begat a brother to Eris and Aneris, that of SPIRITUALITY, who had order as an undesirable equal to destructive disorder. order/disorder as the essential positive/negative polarity, instead of ordered some of them just to see what would happen. Some pretty things arose origin and delusions. Hah! I am not that easily deceived. After all, a original name to his Holy Name. Also, instead of using Mordecai Malignatus I other Discordians would bounce their stuff off of me. We would toss in ideas other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own. other sense. So I set out to do what my society told me is impossible--make a others nothing was written. ours called him Hermes. Many people called him by many names. He is a Roach out "kallixti" and I was too dumb to know the difference. out of nowhere (and still do ). And I would wonder what ever happened to outposts. Mal2 had told me that Good Lord Omar always filed everything under output, like the page head on 12 and other pages which is from a series of over the new information coming out. Look, if you people out there can keep overpower the Podge -- and the Primal Chaos thereby came to be. overwhelmingly more probable than tighter organization or more order. pacifist then everything would be perfect. But nobody is going to be a pacifist unless I am first. But if I am and somebody else is not, then I get page 38 of the PRINCIPIA referring to Vice President Spiro Agnew. I always pairs of apparent or earth-plane opposites: ORDER/DISORDER and participants chanting the English. it also behooves one to be in a quiet frame particular evening the main subject of discussion was discord and they were particular grid. But, like "relation", no-relation is a concept. Male, like particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the particular, the Golden Apple Corps has concluded that planning such a passing them off as human beings. paste-ups done I knew that I had finished it. That is why, quote, Malaclypse pentagon. Tell constricted mankind that there are no rules, unless they people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people, especially other people receive this letter, then a lot of seeds will get planted. personality. He was what we call an EXPLODED ANERISTIC and an AVATAR. We call perspective as all the others do from each of their own perspectives. place and everything. place. play with The Goddess Eris. And know that it is a joyful play, and that play with our world of existent things, and order and disorder them, and so it plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor bathroom to join the pipes poetry, under another pen-name, and in the 18th Century was the poor in the Region of Thud (which would be a mean thing to say), just shake positive/negative. He has thereby caused man to endure the destructive aspects possible and desirable; and that destructive order, like destructive post office boxes. It would collapse the building! Can you imagine, post pray tell, Gentlemen, is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?" He paused. preceded by the Myth of Starbuck which was being saved for something else and primal chaos. principle of order. principles, and also Operation Mindfuck. I was also into those. Though at the probably is a fellow Erisian and so you can forget it. If he says "No." then problem. problems will vanish." "Indeed," said the other, "chaos and strife are the proofs, prove, by demonstration, that a deity can be anything at all. publication is timely, so mention that in addition to the old fronts like the publishing, Head Temple closed down and the Cabal just seemed to evaporate. pulls a weapon on me, I'm more inclined to either leave or kill the put-on, the plausible satire, the philosophical leg-pull and all the quickly proceed to: quotes from the PRINCIPIA with which we had decorated the heads of several quotes. random around a circular table bearing place cards with their names, it is real religion from a patently absurd deity. reason that I am crazy is because they are true. reckonings were put away by the Children of Eris in Acceptance and recognize the style--a popular commercial artist-- but I don't know his name. recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai references to Taoism, the Korean flag, and Technocracy. It was not until relate it to the points on our grid, and thereby understand it. The ORDER is relative to the grid one is using at the moment, and that (capital-T) remained in the hands of concept artist G. Hill. remember their names. Wonderful magazine. replied with these words: represent geometry, one of the earliest studies of formal order to reach respective lives. "Solve the problem of discord," said one, "and all other respond with: reveal that political and economic control was generally complete several revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from review and add any comments you feel pertinent, especially regarding the rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy right and left of the Priest should be Deacons. The Initiate must be totally right, and that those impersonal forces are female and that Her name is ERIS. roots of all confusion." rose on the next night. He worried about what the people who walked through rounds in alternative/underground newspapers in those days. Trip 5 page header safeguard this letter, it may be an important document said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was same as a POEE PRIEST except that you don't have an Ordination Certificate. same forwards and backwards. And further, it is a term of great respect, satiric memo pads from Our Peoples Underworld Cabal. All page layout is mine satisfaction. I hope I'm alive to see it, Mal, success is in our grasp. Twenty say he is a shithead." scratch, unhindered. Episkoposes are not competing with each other, and they screwed up," they concluded, "they have got it all backwards." They found screwed. He said that there were five choices under that circumstance. The second American Revolution; in the comparative quiet of the late sect. section "Discordian Society" seeking funds for POEE Cabals or when spreading the POEE Word via the market self-ordained Zen Master said to him, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity. From that sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false sense. A public service clarification by the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual seriously and so seriously fearing contrary orders and disorder, that GAMES seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy shall be that non-existence shall take us back from existence and that shaman, occultists have been blinded to what is perhaps the two most important sharing it, love in it and, loving in it, dwell in it and, dwelling in shortened to THE HAND. significant control of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (since Hoover died significant. The 1969 Discordian Society was a mail network between similar device to represent TWO OPPOSING ARROWS CONVERGING INTO A COMMON similar to SIRE. simultaneously. But visually it is a montage, passing through time, like a sister was unjust (being so much larger anyway) to deny Her her small joy. And sits down to a place card P, then the table must be rotated R steps before he smaller) was that of BEING, named ERIS, and one (the larger) was of NON-BEING, so She made herself swell again to bear more things. And She swore that no some other artist and published and maybe copyrighted. I find them in some ways it is immature and I am not the same person I was 10 years ago, but sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the sometimes told quite different things in their Revelations, which are also the sonofabitch. sought higher consciousness through assimilation and control of universal soul and love in his being. spacially locating the rest of Mal-2. speak of Ben Franklin's private papers (!), but we are still suppressing specific male deity, and that all other deities are FALSE. Yet my growing specification, like on page 1. The quote on the top of page 8 might be from spirit of Malaclypse. spreading it, wallow in it and, wallowing in it, lie in it and ,lying stars. steadfast pomposity of ritualism inherited from the ancient methods of the stealing his sacred thunder. So he trained me in Zenarchy, which he learned still circulating, and that independent Discordian Cabal would occasionally pop still considered impossible, ridiculous, and blasphemous. As far as I'm still have chaos in one stole some existent things and changed them into non-existent things and stop bothering us with your incessant letters! students and were usually off on errands. You worked for the POOP? subject in an orderly and sober manner, thereby disregarding an essential substitute the German: subvert Dr. Mojo's rightful apostilic authority by shaking him out of his wits. suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes sure feel sorry for you if you don't have Faith." And then add: sure, OK, I've never dropped mescaline in a post office box before. surroundings. He becomes free to play order games and change them at will. He sympathy for Her lonely sister, She named the other side "ANERISTIC" which take him from me when she discovers him, and cause him to return to taking itself so seriously. talking about the PRINCIPIA, and since the original was out of print by tea that involves you so." Hypoc heard the voice, but the struggle inside tears on their cheeks, each appointed the other to be high priest of his own terminated due to gross incompetence STOP Your check will be mailed STOP than like a science and that he is liable to be turned into a Precious Mao that N=2K+1, an odd number." This contradicts the original assumption. that Omar was exhausted. So he put his shovel to one side and bedded that he not forget them, his First Born. And so Void decreed thus: that in times of medieval magic, the pentagon was the generic symbol for that is the level of distinction making. that reduces everything to an infinite aum. I found it at Western Union where that some SWEAR is LEE TO AMBROSE BIERCE? that the planets and stars that the principle of disorder was every much as significant as the that the universe, by its nature, is "running down", moving toward a state of that trip, he had a sudden loud clear voice in his head saying "it is bitter that troubled him, but he remained troubled. that will account for all reality and will, hence, (say unenlightened that ye've been left to fight alone. the 2nd Edition of 100 copies from Los Angeles 1969; which was a revision of the 3rd Edition of 500 copies, whomped together in Tampa 1969; which revised the Communist Party USA, the American Anarchist Assn., the Junior Chamber of the Erisian Magician to manufacture the positive vibrations if results are to the FBI computers with the Zurich System and our theoriticians are in ecstasy the First, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico (his grave the Holy Bible (though not the Latin or Hebrew), and The Blue Book. Not to the Legion of Dynamic Discord before he changes his mind. If he does not the Real Imposter, and that those vibrations of his are actually an attempt to the Stash, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings - an the United States during the period that he was impersonating George the Word of Goddess. However, it is only fair to state that Goddess doesn't the Words of the Illuminated Rated X... NATURALLY the chimpanzee's diagram. Over the next five days they searched libraries to the comparatively small number of things that do exist.) the counter-establishment as the flag of the establishment-- just as long as it the cover of the PRINCIPIA if I wanted to work for the GREATER POOP so I said the darkness. the dilemma. Zenarchists are trained in dilemma swallowing. the exact opposite will happen, only in exactly the opposite manner from that the face of the earth... to you it shall be for meat." the fete She rolled it into the banquet hall and then left to be alone and the integers 0 to N-1,each taken once, but so also is the collection of values the kitchen where he busied himself with preparing the feast and in his the last two ("the Bicycle") of which are CONSTERNATION and MORAL WARPTITUDE. the money in a cigar box and bury it in your backyard. One of our Underground the mythology and the controversy about it. Increasingly, people wrote the presiding POEE Official (if any) responds: the question of what can I use freely and what can I not is a very tricky the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES? the room said about him. the same person but is the same Apostle. the sham of the Birchers that we are seeking world domination; so do not the soldiers and bureaucrats of the world. the supposition that they'll go there if they don't. the two lost consciousness. the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he their cards. Assume the contrary. Let N be the even number of persons, and let their names be replaced by the integers 0 to N-1 "in such a way that the place them he had, except on Fridays whem I am more whimsical, in which case them, and a great stillness was felt. Then came a blinding flash of intense then laid bare like a turnip then, xerox copies were beginning to circulate here and there. there came to him in the Trance a Dream, and there came to him in the thereby CAN BE REVOKED THE CURSE OF GREYFACE. they are our brothers, how come we can't eat them? they traced the Greek writing on the apple that they discovered the ancient they would like to. things for her own. (And to this day, things appear and disappear in this very think about it. It may have stuck in my preconscious memory from early TV. third was hypocrisy, the fourth was cowardice, and the fifth was to swallow this building is one of our more cherished Erisian Shrines. Also it so happens this edition. He'll probably contradict everything I've told you, but this very place, in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3125 (1959*), Eris revealed this, wise guy?" If he says, "Nobody, just impersonal forces." then quickly those. thought I invented it but now it sounds like a Stan Freberg name now that I thought it to be a negative principle. thought of it first. thought, and POEE is humbly pleased to offer the first breakthrough in thoughtful. thousand years....! thousands of people, some as far off as Hong Kong and Australia, were three ("The Tricycle") of which are THESIS, ANTITHESIS and PARENTHESIS; and through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us. The time I was masquerading in GREATER POOP as a created cabbage to throw off the time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man time-travelling anthropologist would say just that, so that he could timely introduction of eristic vibrations will neutralize their foundation. times in the past,using such cover-identities as Zeno of Elias, times over, than shall the world come to an end: to Brunswick Shrine as an act of Devotion, and therein to partake of No Hot Dog to a shepherd of Troy, whose name was Paris because his mother had had a lot to ask me if Timothy Leary had written it, and I almost always told to be an underground work and that involves a different set of ethics than to drop things in. But rivers - bays - gulfs - I dare say even oceans can be to epilepsy. to live half mad, half sane. to outwit the others by going early and offering a bribe to Paris. to persuade me that he is actually just another 20th Century Earthman to play neither or both. And as the master of his own games, he plays without to the effect that there is sexual symbolism here, have brought me to some to the floor only inches from the pins that it had been sent to scatter. The to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the lotus position to the legend that if you throw away a chain letter then all sorts of to turn himself into a unicorn and there might be room for a tiny interview on together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while torn, and women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their toward the proposition that creative disorder, like creative order, is triangle on 23 and the Sacred Chao on 50 are, believe it or not, pasteups of trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true." trouble maker.* true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and twin of Ares and the daughter of Zeus and Hera; or She was the daughter of two looked at each other, totally unable to account for the phenomenon. The uncovered on the first day of his labors. underpowered the Hodge and Everything broke loose. undesired side effects. Should not be used in the presence of persons subject unique to Erisianism, of course. I suppose that Pope Paul is the son unknown to science. For example, multiply nude earth's circumference unusually long gestation period-- longer even than elephants), Her pregnancy used Bob Wilson's real name on page 12 because Werewolf Bridge was a work used to sink a tobacco can. It is preferable to have a pit of water or a hole used. uses of disorder. Civilization reflects this unfortunate division. variety of comic positions, and that a bowling ball was steadfastly anchored vast,cool,and unsympathic -- from the Dog Star, Sirius. very wild circus. vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is voice. wages? walrus tusks. I don't know what it is, to tell the truth. want my intentions to be misunderstood. It was an experiment and was intended was hidden a Golden Chest. was not his girlfriend, she was just a friend, and it wasn't a couple of years was sitting there was. The second replied "Some say he is a holy man. Others wasn't just before Kennedy was shot but a couple of years before that.* we come close to the weakness, chose without further consideration and plunged into the physical werewolves, but this reference is not particularly intended and it should be westerners) be True. This is illusory; it is what we Erisians call the when the Scribes of the Governments do nothing, yet are paid better wherever I found them--some of which is original but uncredited Discordian which differ. Real (capital-T True) reality is a level deeper that is the which is Ewige Blumenkraft in Polish.) which is a unit of money, albeit Portugese-Brazilian and no longer in use. which is located in Mal-2's pineal gland and can be found by temporally and which is not the same as DOGMA I - METAPHYSICS #2, "COSMOLOGY" (Book of Uterus) which represents the Eristic Principle of Disorder. The writing on it, while down on earth The meaning of this is unknown who are intrigued who ascended to the Throne of Valusia. Revived by Pelias of Koth, circa 10,000 who had allegedly composed the PRINCIPIA during a few moments of lucidity. who live there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night. Go will be POEE CHAPLIN for the LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD, which is exactly the will surely be reincarnated as a precious Mao Button and distributed to the wiped out in a torrential flood. wish to from your own POEE CABAL as a POEE PRIEST and you can go do a bunch of with with others, and big groups with little groups, and all combinations until She with the TV antenna on his helmet on page 46 came from a very artistic with tribulation as have yer baseless warnings. with, and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject destructive woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her garment ripped and wondered why the Great The Lord promised: "Therefore, working on ILLUMINATUS. It took Dell five years to publish it...maybe that is working out word rhythms) it will prove harmless, or at worst, simply world's communication system would be destroyed. No,no, I must not say. I dare writing credited to a name is a true person and almost always a different name written the whole thing myself during an acid trip. wrong, is the Aneristic Illusion. To say the same of disorder, is the wrote to ask if it were real, or just something we had invented the way xerography was a new technoloGypsie. Which was my second New Orleans trip in years to culminate. it was one single statement that included my adolescence years. In 1969 I mainly though of myself as a cosmic clown and I set out to yet upright to his full five feet, and poised with natural majesty. He you again! Helter Skelter! you will learn more your head sadly and, while wiping a tear from your eye, go to: your salvation through ERIS, THE GODDESS OF CONFUSION. yours. 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