_______________________________________________________ | | | the bearer of this card | | is a genuine and authorized | | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ POPE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | ^^^^ | | So please Treat Him/Her Right | | GOOD FOREVER | |Genuine and authorized by the House of Apostles of Eris| | | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | This authorizes you to found your own erisian sect and| | you are herewith infallible in all matters spiritual, | | at least as far as you yourself go, and that's pretty | | far. | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~