* . ' . . ' . _-~!@w0ol #001@!~-_ _-~ w0ol w0ol w0ol ~-_ -------------BAA------------w0ol------------BAA---------w0ol------------------ -----= [ welcome to w0ol, an intro ] =---------------------------------------- hey everyone!@!# its w0ol time!@ yay ok as you can see im a freak, lame, annoying, etc (please dont stop reading) ok, note my amazing name i was saying something about w0ol (randomgly) and was suddenly hit by the divine inspiration of phorce....watch thsi.. GPM quote time :w0ol [Phorce]: that should be the name of a 'zine. so i figured "yeah that should be, but who will write it?" then i was inspired, the clouds opened up, a bright light shown, and a large shit fell on me from above... "NOOOOOO! i screamed" then i realized i was cursed to write w0ol forever by myself... ok, i say w0ol too much... let me giv eyou an amazing rundown on myself -----------------= [ no thats quite alright ] =------------------------------ ok you know hwat i love? i love talking to mysefl on the divider, it makes it seem so real, like your actually talking to me, wow, its freaky, i saw it all the time somewher and now i cant stop. im sorry.. ok.. im a nettle, a plant, w0ol, i can sting you, phear me. ok anyway, back to topic...uh yeah, various shit, im done ------------= [ you know what? you should say more stuff you hate ] =--------- yeah you know, your right readerlytype person, i should, so ill say some things i hate: 1) AOL AND CAPS 2) accidneatllly hitting caps key and making yourself look like a lamer 3) people who are like "oh yeah im open minded" then their like all racist and stuff 5) i ahte it when my stuff gets out of order 4) people who bitch, complain, or write lists of compliants 6) jokes that are overused 7) anything to do with listing, orgnization, or whatever wow, i was about to delete that garbage but you know what, ill let it fester there and grow under me, to be my children, wow i cant wait... ok.. wow, heh, im back, i just drew the volcano (see top of issue) you know what is freaky, sometimes i can draw cool things in ascii and others i just suck, in fact i think i suck all the time but sometimes im deluded into thinking tha twhatever i drew looks like whatever i wanted it to look like, kinda like thoes ink-blot things, which i dont believe really work because ink is a psychotic kinda thing, i think thoes things have subliminal commands to pay extra and tip the psychologist. conspiracy. ------------= [ yeah i know man, happened to me ] =-------------------------- really? mabey you should see a psychologist... ok anyway now that its apparent that i cant write its DINNER TIME! ok thanks, after a short break of eating god knows what and playing "contra" (0ld) for a few minutes (until my bro poured water on me and i left) im back to write w0ol.. ok...hmm i need some art, ill draw a cow (__) (oo) \/ id draw a body if i had more time but i dont so thats what you get.. hmm now ill draw a cow witha chainsaw (__) (oo) .-._.,.,. \/ =='_'-,.,.,' wow, i must ssay that was amazingly well done now ill draw the cow killing me /--\ (__) | oo (oo) .-._.,.,. | /| \/ =='_'-,.,.,'> | . .' * .'. ouch ok anyway, my head is severed. ok, so ill stop writing now -----= [ yay go away now ] =------------------------------------------------- fine if thats how you feel ----= [ NO EDITOR! ] =------------------------------------------------------- here are all the issues in case you can only remember the title of a particularly (the only) good one, and you wanna see it again, well here you go: #1 w0ol-001, w0ol comes from sheep! (nettle) ----= [ people in w0ol ] =--------------------------------------------------- nettle. thats all.