### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## # ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ####### #### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## # ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### [ The Day Of The Speed Devil ] [ By The GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ THE DAY OF THE SPEED DEVIL by THE GNN/DCS/uXu Paranoid? I really had to know. Modus operandi: I did number two in a shoe box and placed it outside the door to my apartment. Then I dialled a random number and told the person who answered that he now could come by and pick up that kilo of methamphetamine I had promised him - it was placed in a package outside my door. Before whoever-it-was had the chance to reply, I hung up. Then I waited. It took four and a half minute before two boys in blue burst into my apartment. One held the shoe box. The other explained with a happy voice that I was a damn pusher, but that it was all over now, etc. Really? I said. Oh yes! they said and tore up the box like two children on Christmas day. Needless to say, they split immediately after a brief investigation of my excrement. (One of them will hardly use his fountain pen ever again.) So now I knew: I was not paranoid. My phone was actually tapped. A true story. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu #535 Underground eXperts United 2000 uXu #535 Send your submissions to submission@uxu.org ---------------------------------------------------------------------------