### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ## ## #### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ####### ## ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ## ###### ####### [ Chen ] [ By The GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ CHEN by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu VISION FACTORY Charles Chen flipped through the television channels. "Garbage, garbage, garbage..." He eventually found a channel that appealed to him: "Dear viewers! Welcome to the win-whatever-you-want channel!" Chen put his feet on a magazine that was on the table, and leaned back in his couch. "Today's question, what you see is what you get, what is this?" said the host and held up a picture. Chen threw himself over the telephone. He dialled the number to the channel. A machine answered, "Answer?" "That must be elephant, torn to pieces", Chen answered. "Correct." Chen went live directly. "We have a winner! Who?" "Chen. Charles Chen!" "What do you want to win, Mr. Chen?" "A new life." "Consider a gun." Chen went back to his couch and considered. WORLD CLASSIFIED Charles Chen flipped through the magazine, looking for nothing special. The magazine never offered anything special, the reason why he always bought it. "Garbage, garbage, garbage..." A huge advertisement appeared on one of the pages. THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU WIN IS WHAT YOU WANT WHAT IS THIS Boiling with anger, Mr. Chen called up the company who had put out the provocative ad. "What do you mean? Are you insane?" "Consider it a bad joke related to your life." "Wow", Chen said, in spite of a better reply. Mr Chen hung up. He returned to his magazine. He noticed that there was a show on television he would watch later that night, The Win Whatever You Want Show. THE WORLD ACCORDING TO CHEN Chen bought a gun and a bullet. He was determined to kill himself. Nothing happened in his life. The salesman said: "Be careful with that piece, it can tear an elephant to pieces!" Chen nodded and left the shop. Did he ever do it? According to himself, yes. But some people said he just chewed and ate the bullet, and never returned to his couch again. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu #415 Underground eXperts United 1998 uXu #415 Call THE YOUNG GODS -> +351-1XX-XXXXX ---------------------------------------------------------------------------