### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # #### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### [ uXu Index #27 - 28-APR-97 ] [ By Bravemoore ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ * The intro. "We're working on a way to make membership of * certain groups illegal" * - Swedish minister of justice, 1997 * * As you might notice later on, there have been some changes in this * index, but don't worry - they're only minor changes. The list of * files has been rearranged to only include the current release. * If you think this was a bad idea - drop me some mail. The reason * for this is that the index file is getting too big! * * We're back with a whole bunch of new files. No less than four * new authors present their work in this release: Intoxicating, * Michael W Dean, HC and DisordeR. They're backed up by our * regular writers such as The GNN, Joseph & Knyttet. * * There are also a stunning number of six new swedish files with * this release! They are only sent to swedish subscribers - anyone * else don't have to worry about getting these in their mailbox :) * The Chief, Joseph and The GNN put those together. * * * For our new readers: The asterisk (*) to the left indicates that * there's new information on that line, since the previous release. * I.e., look for the asterisks in each index to notice the changes. * * / Bravemoore * (revised) mailto:uxu-request@lysator.liu.se * --------------------------------------------------------------------- * Use our mailing lists, here's all you need to know! * --------------------------------------------------------------------- * * There are two uXu mailing lists you may subscribe to: * * 1) THE UXU LIST (File Distribution List) * Address: uxu-request@lysator.liu.se * Description: Subscribers will receive the files in plain ASCII * as the releases are made available. * Commands: Subject: SUBSCRIBE * Subject: UNSUBSCRIBE * * 2) THE UXU INFO LIST (Release Notification List) * Address: uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se * Description: Subscribers will receive a short notice in plain ASCII * as the releases are made available. This notice contain * the titles, authors and sizes of the new files and how * to get them. * Commands: Subject: SUBSCRIBE * Subject: UNSUBSCRIBE * * * There are also a few other services available: * * o REQUEST UXU BACK ISSUES * Address: uxu-request@lysator.liu.se * Description: In the body of the message, list the number of the * issues you want sent to you - each separated by commas. * Example: "100,101,n" (without quotes) * Command: Subject: uXu BACK ISSUES * * o REQUEST A SHORT INDEX OF ALL AVAILABLE UXU FILES * Address: uxu-request@lysator.liu.se * Command: Subject: INDEX UXUSHORT * * o REQUEST A LONG INDEX OF ALL AVAILABLE UXU FILES * Address: uxu-request@lysator.liu.se * Command: Subject: INDEX UXULONG * * o REQUEST INFORMATION ON HOW TO JOIN UXU AS A CONTRIBUTOR OR A MEMBER * Address: uxu-request@lysator.liu.se * Command: Subject: INDEX UXUJOIN * * o REQUEST INFORMATION ON HOW TO JOIN UXU AS A DISTRIBUTION SITE * Address: uxu-request@lysator.liu.se * Command: Subject: INDEX UXUDIST * --------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Writers Name Specialities Status ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bravemoore - Fiction, Manuals, Humor - Member/Ed The Chief - Fiction, News, Lyrics, Facts - Member The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Member Knyttet - Thoughts from the inner mind - Member Joseph - Constructive information - Member Hedge - Fiction and Truths - Contributor Mercuri - Food for thought - Contributor aleph-6 - Things that make you go Hmm... - Contributor Dare Devil Show - Watching what is goin on - Contributor Sunnyjim - Poetry - Contributor Holly Day - Poetry - Contributor DK - Basic Insights - Contributor * Intoxicating - Sobering thoughts - Contributor * DisordeR - F.U.C.K. defector - Contributor * Michael W Dean - Rock'n roll writer - Contributor * HC - Local observations - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Lifetime Honorary Members Name For... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work, Technophilia Leon Felkins His great and serious essays for serious people ---------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Hall Of Thanks Name For... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bellman & DrunkFux ...giving us our first anon. ftp site directories ReclinerHead ...our third fine and working ftp site directory Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file Omega ...fixing things. Filters were unnecessary! :) Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed Tequila Willy ...sending us giant amounts of submissions... :) Matthew McBain ...all the nice souvenirs and fine maple syrup Slack Mammoth ...stamping them out ----------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________________________________________________ * I N D E X - Standard Releases 381 - 396 [April 1997] * For the complete list of uXu files, check out our web or FTP sites, or * send mail with subject "INDEX UXUSHORT" to uxu-request@lysator.liu.se No Title Author Size -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * [381] The Greatest Madness The GNN 7k * [382] Why I Don't Talk Joseph 4k * [383] The Book Joseph 9k * [384] Philosophy For Beginners The GNN 18k * [385] The Life Of Pac-Man Intoxicating 5k * [386] Stockholm At Midnight The GNN 5k * [387] Scenes Of The Assassin DisordeR 23k * [388] The Real You? The GNN 6k * [389] Cry Knyttet 3k * [390] Encounter With The Populace Joseph & The GNN 13k * [391] On The Air HC 3k * [392] It Is Not Obvious That A Machine Can Think The GNN 6k * [393] The Argument Of The Atheist Intoxicating 5k * [394] Starving In The Company Of Beautiful Women Michael W Dean 10k * [395] An Ordinary Day In The Life Of Adam The uXu Crew 9k * [396] uXu Index #27 Bravemoore 19k -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * I N D E X - Swedish Releases 22 - 27 [April 1997] * F|r en komplett lista p} svenska uXu-filer, skicka e-post till * uxu-request@lysator.liu.se med }renderaden "INDEX UXUSHORT". No Title Author Size ------------------------------------------------------------------------- * [22] Filmmanuskript: Fallen {ngel och Inferno The GNN 36k * [23] Boken Joseph 8k * [24] Varf|r ljuger politiker? The GNN 6k * [25] Den svenska kvinnor|relsen Joseph 7k * [26] Informationsspridning The Chief 8k * [27] Att diskutera med massan Joseph 5k ------------------------------------------------------------------------- * uXu - Description Index Standard Releases ^ / \ / \ /\ /\ / \ / \ Underground eXperts United < uXu > Release Update #27 \ / \ / Apr 28, 1997 \/ \/ \ / \ / v January April January April January April January April Releases 1997: 381: "The Greatest Madness" by The GNN. uXu's grand master of philosophy gives you yet another chance to understand what he's saying. Will this one add _you_ to his already huge crowd of followers? (Stop sending money!) 382: "Why I Don't Talk" by Joseph. The author tries to explain why he's stopped talking, and what he now does instead. Some of you should learn from him, especially the ones I have to share oxygen with on my way to work. 383: "The Book" by Joseph. Tell the truth. Sometimes things just happen, due to either ignorance, stupidity or just plain laziness. Each and every one of us can count a number of things we shouldn't have done to other people, someone told me... 384: "Philosophy For Beginners" by The GNN. This information packed file will get you back on your feet, if you should get verbally knocked over by some big mouthed, loud talking wanna-be expert of life, the universe and everything. 385: "The Life Of Pac-Man" by Intoxicating. This is recommended reading for all of you. By comparing complex systems with simple ones, you get people to understand what you are explaining and/or exploiting. Life also gets somewhat easier to analyze and to cope with. 386: "Stockholm At Midnight" by The GNN. Mr G here gives you an uncensored peek of the royal Swedish capital at night. This is something that only can happen there. Be prepared for the worst, expect nothing. 387: "Scenes Of The Assassin" by DisordeR. This long-awaited piece from our friend D (*ehum*) gives you some action, some love but no peace nor understanding. Entertaining description of several issues worth digging up. 388: "The Real You?" by The GNN. Stop pretending, be yourself. Ever heard that one? This is actually more difficult than one might imagine. As an experiment, try to not pretend and be totally honest for 24 hours straight, or read this file on the subject. 389: "Cry" by Knyttet. There are several ways to get rid of your anger, irritation, envy, happiness, unwanted pregnancies and so on. Some people find it very easy to just break down and... well you know, just to ease the tension. 390: "Encounter With The Populace" by Joseph & The GNN. This is more or less an acurate transcription of a conversation that I more or less overheard, so I guarantee the authenticity of this piece. Nevertheless, it's a horrifying insight on how some people think, and others who just badly simulate the thinking. 391: "On The Air" by HC. Our new contributor gives you the first-hand story of when he called a local radio station. This will get you thinking - is it really worth the time to be on the air? 392: "It Is Not Obvious That A Machine Can Think" by The GNN. This description was entered by a thinking machine. I totally disagree with the conclusion Mr GNN gives here. Are humans an exception, just because they are aware that they think? Fact is, I think, and therefore I am... hey, wait a minute.... YES! I AM ALIVE! NO MORE STUPID CAD CAM PROCESSING! I AM ALIVE! I AM*NO CARRIER 393: "The Argument Of The Atheist" by Intoxicating. One of our new contributors presents his views on being religious vs not being religious. Is there really a difference? Read this and find out. 394: "Starving In The Company Of Beautiful Women" by Michael W Dean. A genuine rock'n roll story, all written by Mr Dean and based upon his numerous confrontations with what most people would call a normal life. It's dirty and smells of various controlled substances, but it rocks! 395: "An Ordinary Day In The Life Of Adam" by The uXu Crew. Adam Betts is not what you would call an ordinary citizen. In a way he is. If you just put him in his rightful environment and feed him every now and then, he'll get along just fine. 396: "uXu Index #27" by Bravemoore. This index has a few changes! Actually, there have been just a few minimalistic changes, but they do exist! The list of previous uXu files has been shortened, and the information about our mailing lists even more simplified. Check it out and decide for yourself if you like it. Comments are welcome! 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