### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # #### ####### ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### [ uXu Index #26 - 22-Jan-97 ] [ By Bravemoore ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ * The intro. "You can tell a politican the truth, * but you can't make him think." * * It's only been two months, and here we are! A new year and a new release * consisting of yet another bunch of new texts. * * We currently have a few active writers, but we always seem to have a * steadily increasing number of people who promise to write something * for us... *hint* * If you have a bunch of texts you've written but never actually thought of * publishing, send them to us! (uxu-request@lysator.liu.se) * * This time we got The GNN's, Knyttet's, The Chief's, Phearless', * Holly Day's and DK's work for you this time, spread out in sixteen fresh * files only for your reading pleasure. * * Remember the key word: "think." * * Happy New Year everyone! * * / Bravemoore uXu, through Anonymous FTP? uXu Mailing List? FSP? WWW? * Bonzai! All files (0-380) are available from the sites listed at the end of this file. These sites will get the new releases after the people on the Mailing-List have received their packages. 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(uxu-request@lysator.liu.se) asking for information on how to join (subject: "uXu Join"). If you're interested in making your BBS, site or whatever a distribution site: (subject: "uXu Dist"). You will have the information you requested in your mailbox ASAP. If you're not on any kind of net connected in any way to the Internet it's a bit tricky. Then you have to call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and leave private mail to uXu. The tricky bit includes a bit of waiting on your side for a reply. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Writers Name Specialities State ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bravemoore - Fiction, Manuals, Humor - Member/Ed The Chief - Fiction, News, Lyrics, Facts - Member The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Member Knyttet - Thoughts from the inner mind - Member Joseph - Constructive information - Member Hedge - Fiction and Truths - Contributor Mercuri - Food for thought - Contributor aleph-6 - Things that make you go Hmm... - Contributor Dare Devil Show - Watching what is goin on - Contributor Sunnyjim - Poetry - Contributor * Holly Day - Poetry - Contributor * DK - Basic Insights - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Lifetime Honorary Members Name For... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work, Technophilia Leon Felkins His great and serious essays for serious people ---------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Hall Of Thanks Name For... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bellman & DrunkFux ...giving us our first anon. ftp site directories ReclinerHead ...our third fine and working ftp site directory Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file Omega ...fixing things. Filters were unnecessary! :) Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed Tequila Willy ...his promises, promises, promises... Matthew McBain ...all the nice souvenirs and fine maple syrup Slack Mammoth ...stamping them out ----------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________________________________________________ * I N D E X - Standard Releases 000 - 380 [January 1997] No Title Author Size -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [000] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k [001] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k [002] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k [003] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k [004] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k [005] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k [006] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k [007] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k [008] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k [009] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k [010] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k [011] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k [012] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k [013] Suicide! The GNN 5k [014] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k [015] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k [016] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k [017] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k [018] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k [019] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k [020] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k [021] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k [022] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k [023] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k [024] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k [025] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k [026] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k [027] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k [028] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k [029] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k [030] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k [031] The Truth The GNN 4k [032] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k [033] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k [034] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k [035] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k [036] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k [037] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k [038] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k [039] Depth Charge The GNN 3k [040] Depression The GNN 6k [041] The Excuse The GNN 3k [042] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k [043] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k [044] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k [045] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k [046] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [047] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k [048] AI The GNN 8k [049] Alarm! The GNN 3k [050] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k [051] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k [052] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k [053] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k [054] Errors The GNN 5k [055] Eternal Life The GNN 9k [056] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k [057] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k [058] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k [059] Squib Joke The GNN 4k [060] The Voice The GNN 7k [061] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k [062] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k [063] Divine Problems The GNN 8k [064] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k [065] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k [066] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k [067] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k [068] What Happened? The GNN 3k [069] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k [070] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k [071] Judgement Day The GNN 6k [072] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k [073] Electricity The GNN 7k [074] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k [075] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k [076] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k [077] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k [078] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k [079] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k [080] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k [081] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [082] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k [083] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k [084] 10th Generation The GNN 12k [085] H0w t0 fix ur kredit! Sarlo 3k [086] Headhunter The GNN 6k [087] How To Annoy An Enemy (or make a new one) Ralph 124C41+ 4k [088] Backfire The GNN/Phearless 17k [089] TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts Sarlo 6k [090] People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! The GNN 6k [091] Clean Shaven Beauty Ralph 124C41+ 3k [092] Blackstone Rising Sarlo 11k [093] Meanwhile The GNN 2k [094] uXu Index #8 The Chief 23k [095] Feline Superiority The GNN 6k [096] The Family Man The GNN 6k [097] Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 Phearless 14k [098] Utopia The GNN 9k [099] Two Poems in One Phearless/The GNN 6k [100] A Year With uXu The Chief 11k [101] Sex! The GNN 7k [102] Meaning Of Life The GNN 2k [103] Vampires Anno 90's The GNN 10k [104] Church Of The Re(A)listic The GNN 3k [105] uXu Index #9 The Chief 24k [106] What Do You Think About Bleed? The GNN 7k [107] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg{nger (v2) The Chief 12k [108] Dental Torture The GNN 6k [109] Clean Shaven Beauty II Ralph 124C41+ 3k [110] The Civilized Primitive Prowler The GNN 11k [111] Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out ALL 8k [112] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) The Chief 15k [113] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) The Chief 9k [114] Elite Modemtraders The GNN 23k [115] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One The Chief 10k [116] uXu Index #10 The Chief 26k [117] The Missionary Man The GNN 4k [118] I O U Phearless 10k [119] ...As If Every Day... The GNN 9k [120] Pleasurehouse Interview The Chief 12k [121] Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems The GNN 9k [122] uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine The Chief 18k [123] The Open Road Towards The Future The GNN 8k [124] Everything's Gonna Be Alright... Phearless 13k [125] They Are Coming The GNN 9k [126] Why? The GNN 7k [127] uXu Index #11 The Chief 27k [128] Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics The GNN 8k [129] The Anatomy Of Boredom Ralph 124C41+ 4k [130] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two The Chief 12k [131] Dream On Ralph 124C41+ 6k [132] The House Of The Criminally Insane The GNN 10k [133] The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life The Chief 9k [134] The Last Night Of The World The GNN 9k [135] Death Is Rotten Ralph 124C41+ 7k [136] Live On Stage Again: Messiah! The GNN 8k [137] uXu Index #12 The Chief 28k [138] The Last Frontier The GNN 7k [139] Letters To The State Anon. Contributors 10k [140] The Killing Truth The GNN 6k [141] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions The Chief 11k [142] The Lynch Mob The GNN 9k [143] Prometheus Symptom The GNN 8k [144] Vengeance! Hedge 6k [145] Rage! The GNN 7k [146] The Power The GNN 2k [147] uXu Index #13 The Chief 29k [148] Technophilia Ikonoklast 288k [149] The Art Of Weirdness Bob Slack 6k [150] Declare War! The GNN 7k [151] Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order FreeStyle 20k [152] Settle For Nothing The Chief 11k [153] A Day For Tired People The GNN 8k [154] Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File Suicidal Maniac 10k [155] Ripmax Top Tenners Ripmax 9k [156] The Sad Part Of Raping Hedge 5k [157] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki The Chief 9k [158] Exciting Life The GNN 6k [159] Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones FreeStyle 20k [160] uXu Index #14 The Chief 33k [161] An Amazing Christmas Tale The GNN 8k [162] The Man Behind The GNN 8k [163] Bob - The Serial Killer The GNN 10k [164] How To Make a Bomb! The GNN 7k [165] We Love You, Pigs! The Chief 8k [166] Interrogation The GNN 8k [167] Red Team The GNN 8k [168] 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets BLaZe 3k [169] The Stand The GNN 8k [170] A Theory of Justice - The Game Show The GNN 7k [171] Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop The GNN 12k [172] uXu Index #15 The Chief 34k [173] The Eternal Machine The GNN 6k [174] We Are The Robots Hedge 8k [175] Clean Shaven Beauty III Ralph 124C41+ 4k [176] Operation Moon Sucker The GNN 9k [177] Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! Basehead 6k [178] How To Talk With ET's Without Being... Budha & Greg Iloyd 4k [179] The Unpaid Workers of Politics Hedge 7k [180] Wild West The GNN 9k [181] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three The Chief 11k [182] Who Knows? The GNN 10k [183] uXu Index #16 The Chief 35k [184] The GNN's File #100 The GNN 16k [185] How To Avoid Letter-Bombs Ralph 124C41+ 5k [186] Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker" The GNN 8k [187] Two-Two-Six-Eight Phearless 17k [188] The Fanatic Hunter The GNN 11k [189] Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle Hedge & The GNN 8k [190] Gas Station The GNN 13k [191] How To Get... Older Women Part III The Chief 11k [192] Final Discovery The GNN 4k [193] Morality? Das Model 5k [194] City Of Slaves The GNN 7k [195] The City Hedge 6k [196] The Good Life The GNN 8k [197] Ripmax Top Tenners #2 Ripmax 5k [198] Cybernetic Escape Route The GNN 6k [199] Learn To Love Big Brother The GNN 8k [200] uXu Does Town 1994 All But Hedge 22k [201] Reincarnation, Inc. The GNN 13k [202] Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction Phearless 62k [203] Practical Redress The GNN 25k [204] uXu Index #17 The Chief 39k [205] Big Bang Phil The GNN 7k [206] The Nightfly The GNN 22k [207] Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Lee Dee P Binggeli 13k [208] What To Say The GNN 5k [209] Speech For The Defence The GNN 7k [210] How To Avoid Getting Hangover McCoy 5k [211] Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power The GNN 10k [212] Population X The GNN 9k [213] Poetry Collection 1 Bob Slack 5k [214] Poetry Collection 2 Bob Slack 7k [215] Poetry Collection 3 Bob Slack 8k [216] Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist The GNN 7k [217] Psycho(logical)scope Phearless 9k [218] Everything You Need To Know About Techno Ralph 124C41+ 8k [219] The Voter's Paradox Leon Felkins 47k [220] uXu Index #18 Phearless/The GNN 39k [221] Escape Macabre, The The GNN 7k [222] Five Poems Mr Dude 5k [223] Final Mistake The GNN 4k [224] Contemplation In Rain Hedge 3k [225] Frozen Dreams The GNN 5k [226] A Cooperative Society Leon Felkins 40k [227] The uXu Quiz The GNN 4k [228] Histamin Pivic 7k [229] Reel The GNN 8k [230] Poetry Collections Bob Slack 16k [231] Terror Will Strike The GNN 7k [232] Sweet Celebration Hedge 10k [233] Collage Ralph/Hedge 46k [234] Future War The GNN 6k [235] uXu Index #19 The Chief 41k [236] Enforced The GNN 10k [237] HoHoCon '94 Review Dr. No 16k [238] The Internet Hysteria The GNN 9k [239] Master Mind Classified Know. 9k [240] Survive IRC The GNN 9k [241] Ellen Keys The Chief 7k [242] No More Secrets The GNN 9k [243] Meaning of? Polish Polish 2k [244] The New World Order The GNN 11k [245] Party Time Pivic 9k [246] A Slight Miscalculation The GNN 11k [247] The 'Land Hollywood 6k [248] What Is This Thing Called Progress? The GNN 3k [249] uXu Index #20 The Chief 45k [250] Swift Justice The GNN 9k [251] Your Own Life Phearless 9k [252] Letter To a Prisoner The GNN 9k [253] Guide To a College-Year Abroad McCoy 10k [254] Is This Art? The GNN 3k [255] More Time! Phearless 6k [256] Angel The GNN 9k [257] Suicidal The Chief 4k [258] uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction The GNN 8k [259] Love, Sex And Marriage Leon Felkins 55k [260] On 'Love, Sex And Marriage' The GNN 10k [261] A Guide To Paranoia Phearless 9k [262] To Kill a Bouncer The GNN 10k [263] The Evil Demon The Chief 10k [264] David Letterman Phearless 3k [265] DMV & 2D Bar Codes Mario 11k [266] Year of Fun Phearless 3k [267] Respublica The GNN 10k [268] uXu Index #21 The Chief 47k [269] Never Work With Amateurs The GNN 6k [270] Pray For Me Phearless 3k [271] American Nightmares The Chief 6k [272] Drama The GNN 9k [273] Only The Lonely Hedge 11k [274] The Driving Test The GNN 6k [275] The Wind Knyttet 4k [276] The Second Excuse The GNN 6k [277] Boy Racer Pivic 10k [278] Guardians of The Masses The GNN 8k [279] Eric's Trip The Chief 7k [280] Hacker's Paradise The GNN 11k [281] Ripped Off - Big Time Phearless 3k [282] Pray For Us The GNN 3k [283] I Just Fell Pivic 3k [284] The Sentence The GNN 9k [285] Running Phearless 3k [286] Stigma The GNN 6k [287] What Is? Phearless 5k [288] Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late Pivic 4k [289] uXu Index #22 Mostly The Chief 42k [290] How To Hack And Get Caught Phearless 4k [291] Kraykkono Inn The GNN 7k [292] Help For The Average Knyttet 5k [293] Freedom In A Cage The GNN 7k [294] Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto Phearless/The GNN 11k [295] Less Known Dilemmas The GNN 6k [296] A Woman's Conscience Knyttet 3k [297] The Last Cocktail Party The GNN/Hedge 5k [298] An Introduction To Beer Ralph 124C41+ 8k [299] To Get To The Real Problems The GNN 16k [300] Paradox Crew The GNN 7k [301] To Lose Your Religion Knyttet 6k [302] ABB Part I The GNN 10k [303] ABB Part II The GNN 6k [304] ABB Part III The GNN 7k [305] Loved Anyhow Knyttet 3k [306] Kicks The GNN 2k [307] Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful... Joseph 4k [308] Five Boxes In The Desert The GNN 4k [309] A Letter To The Editor Leon Felkins 13k [310] The Voice Knyttet 4k [311] Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd The GNN 7k [312] The Invasion Phearless 3k [313] Middle Cuts The Chief 8k [314] uXu Index #23 The GNN/Phearless 46k [315] The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction The GNN 8k [316] Alien Invasion Joseph 7k [317] Daddy's Girl Knyttet 4k [318] Bitte Denken! Joseph 4k [319] What Is This Thing Called The System? The GNN 7k [320] Time Knyttet 3k [321] Critics Joseph 5k [322] Staying Sane Ralph 124C41+ 3k [323] Don't Date Me Joseph 10k [324] Games People Play The GNN 7k [325] Three Ways Total Losers Get Even The Chief 7k [326] Doing Dunblane Joseph 5k [327] Struggle Knyttet 2k [328] A Man In Need Joseph 29k [329] Under The Surface The GNN 8k [330] The Second uXu Quiz uXu 6k [331] A Prayer For War Hedge 7k [332] Implants The Chief 10k [333] One Step Forward, Two Back Joseph 4k [334] Bleed III The GNN 85k [335] Valentine's Day Knyttet 3k [336] uXu Index #24 The Chief 48k [337] 6 Four A - Six Short Poems The GNN 8k [338] Taking a Bus Ride Knyttet 4k [339] Screenplay: The Last Bullet The GNN 15k [340] Swedish Moose Surprise Knyttet 3k [341] The Infinite Wisdom Chip The GNN 6k [342] Mind Expectations Knyttet 4k [343] Medieval Dreams Mercuri 3k [344] Screenplay: In The Colosseum The GNN 14k [345] Magic Knyttet 3k [346] Mailing Lists - Part 1 The Chief 22k [347] Head Full of Chewing Gum Knyttet 4k [348] Poesis/The Slab1.0 aleph-6 4k [349] More Than One Truth Knyttet 4k [350] The Decline of The Swedish Underground Dare Devil Show 9k [351] To Make Choices In Life Knyttet 4k [352] Screenplay: Burn Time The GNN 18k [353] Why I Prefer To Be a Woman Knyttet 3k [354] The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I The Chief 13k [355] The Creator Knyttet 3k [356] Bukowski's Birthday Joseph 5k [357] Move Knyttet 5k [358] The Point The GNN 5k [359] A Teacher's View Knyttet 3k [360] Screenplay Screen Shots uXu 70k [361] Her Volvo Knyttet 6k [362] Three Poems Sunnyjim 5k [363] uXu Index #25 The Chief 51k * [364] Seven Steps In The Computer Evolution The GNN 2k * [365] The Big C Knyttet 4k * [366] The Can And The Future The GNN 4k * [367] The Computer Enthusiast Phearless 7k * [368] The Girl And The Robot The GNN 6k * [369] My Best Friend The Chief 6k * [370] The Secret Actors The GNN 7k * [371] Clipped Short And Back Holly Day 3k * [372] The Anatomy Of Pseudo-Science The GNN 10k * [373] A Letter Never Sent Knyttet 3k * [374] The Crowd And The Stigma The GNN 4k * [375] Sucks DK 5k * [376] Power Check The GNN 7k * [377] Marauder The GNN 11k * [378] Sleepy? Phearless 4k * [379] Alienated Relationships The GNN 12k * [380] uXu Index #26 Bravemoore 48k -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 21 [January 1997] No Title Author Size ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [01] VaktB, Best{mmelser f|r Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k [02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k [03] Vattenfall, Datas{kerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k [04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k [05] Analys av R|da Arme Fraktionens Politiska M}l The GNN 22k [06] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna Ajo 10k [07] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna II - The Return Ajo 7k [08] Fandboken v0.92 Ahrvid Engholm 563k [09] Avlivaren Robert Andersson 5k [10] Kemi F|r Alla Brainiac 17k [11] V{gen Ut v0.94 The GNN 132k [12] S.H.A. och uXu? The GNN 9k [13] N{tverken, Media och Makten The GNN 6k [14] Svenska Hackademins Ordlista Ralph 124C41+ 64k [15] Kvinnligt L{sande och Skrivande The GNN 20k [16] Musiken, Det Ultimata Skapandet Knyttet 3k [17] Utkast Till Generationsroman The GNN 16k [18] Den F|rlorade Gl{djen Knyttet 4k [19] Normalhysteri Knyttet 3k * [20] Telia Informerar Phearless 4k * [21] Att ta farv{l, att s{ga Adj| Knyttet 3k ------------------------------------------------------------------------- * uXu - Description Index Standard Releases ^ / \ / \ /\ /\ / \ / \ Underground eXperts United < uXu > Release Update #26 \ / \ / Jan 22, 1997 \/ \/ \ / \ / v November January November January November January Releases 1997: 364: "Seven Steps In The Computer Evolution" by The GNN. Everything evolve, as we all know. Even small pieces of rock actually evolves, but perhaps not in the common use of the word. Here's a new view of an old prophecy, just to remind you. 365: "The Big C" by Knyttet. Now what could this be? No, it's not Caesar. Just when your surroundings were looking more soft and pink than ever before, something like this hits you. Perhaps an uncomfortable piece for some of you. 366: "The Can And The Future" by The GNN. Through history man has tried to get a glance of his or her future. Some looking in coffee-grounds, some use a sphere of glass. There are some other ways too, however. Don't try this at home folks, we are professionals... (FLW #71) 367: "The Computer Enthusiast" by Phearless. There's more than one way to skin a cat, they say (who? I don't know, it's just a stupid saying. Ask someone else, willya?). You can read this in more than one way, but no matter how you end up reading it, you'll find yourself with the same conclusion. Boy^H^H^HPerson, was that a hint or what? 368: "The Girl And The Robot" by The GNN. Irresponsible young people have been blamed for a lot of things over the years. This file doesn't really say anything that differs from this, but please check it out to make sure you've found your place in life already. 369: "My Best Friend" by The Chief. Wow, and I thought I had a tough time at work... Now I realize that _some_ people have the same problem all of their living hours. But in a (not so) strange way, I'm sure you'll recognize yourself. 370: "The Secret Actors" by The GNN. Now, we had some very heavy and intensive discussions with the people described in this file, before we agreed to release it. Hope this experience doesn't totally flip your universe. 371: "Clipped Short And Back" by Holly Day. Holly Day gives you three of her poems, including "Clipped Short And Back", "1830 To The End Of The World" and "My Mother". Each one stands for itself. 372: "The Anatomy Of Pseudo-Science" by The GNN. We all know about it, some of us have seen it and some of us have actually experienced the concept of pseudo-science. Some take it lightly, some dead serious. Another text to take sides in. 373: "A Letter Never Sent" by Knyttet. Carpe Diem - seize the day. Things you did can't be undone. Things you didn't do - can be done... Simple rules for some, but even if you do know about this, you always seem to end up regretting some of your choices in life. 374: "The Crowd And The Stigma" by The GNN. Metaphors are great when describing things that are hard to explain, or perhaps easily misunderstood. Metaphors are also great for confusing people who once used to have a somewhat clear mind... 375: "Sucks" by DK. This one might not be for the faint of heart, nor for the ones who think some things should not be described in detail. The rest of you, share the thoughts of the characters of this text for a moment. 376: "Power Check" by The GNN. Our jury who beta-read all files before including them in a relase got very upset when reading this one. They were actually so upset that we had to sack the whole lot of them, steal their salary for this month and spend it all down at the local pub. 377: "Marauder" by The GNN. Authors can be lazy, active or addicts. Typically, but not as a rule, the addicts are the ones showing the best productions. I wouldn't say it's because of some special writing skill, nah. Let me put it like this: if you fired one shot with a revolver at a target a hundred feet away, or fired five hundred rounds with a machine gun at the same target... Would the number of bullets hitting the target reflect the skill of the person's precision shooting skills? In one way, yes. In another, no... aww, forget it. 378: "Sleepy?" by Phearless. A journey into dream land, or an experiment for and of the mentally challenged? What some of us know, others have to find out for themselves. Poor sob, I hope he surfaces before the next release. Meanwhile, his computer makes a good addition to my network for playing popular gory games. 379: "Alienated Relationships" by The GNN. Take a look around, do the couples you see (or know) look happy? Look sad? Angry? Crazy? Well, to make things easier for you to recognize the different kinds of relationships, The GNN wrote down the characteristics of a few of them. 380: "uXu Index #26" by Bravemoore. It has all you are looking for. Listings: all released files so far, detailed one for release #26, the distribution sites (FTP/BBS/Gopher) and information how to contact the uXu. You can even find out the pluralis form of "index," which is "indice." 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