### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## # ## #### ## ## #### # # #### ####### #### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## ## # ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### [ uXu Index #25 - 12-Nov-96 ] [ By The Chief ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ * The intro. "Surely, as we all know, knowledge is something * intrinsically ... good" * - The GNN * * First, let me say how happy we all are about the enormous response * we received for our contest in the last release! We have never received * so many answers, and most of them correct answers, to a competition, * which means that we'll definitely hold more competitions in the future! * * And the winners are: * -------------------- * Tremolo, from Germany - 1st Prize: Black Philes II CD-ROM * Biff Sandal, from the US - 2nd Prize: X-Philes (underground) CD-ROM * Topeka, also from the US - 3rd Prize: X-Philes (non-underground) CD-ROM * * You have all received your prizes when you read this! Congratulations! * * Second, this is my last release as Editor of the uXu series. I have * been the Editor for five years now, and I feel it is time for me to * enjoy the good life as an ordinary Member now. 23 Indexes and 23 * releases as Editor during these five years is a pretty good record * I think, and now I'll concentrate on writing good files for the future * releases instead. The new Editor is Bravemoore. You reach him through * any of our "request" addresses (see below). I know he will do a good * job, as he has shown that earlier with another publication. * * Well, this is The Chief, signing off as Editor, but still Member! * Oh, I forgot to mention that this is the biggest release in uXu history * so far by the way. 28 new files, making up for all the months that have * passed since the last release. It is a lot to read, and who knows? Maybe * this is our Christmas present to you? Just in case, let's say that it * is an early one! / The Chief uXu, through Anonymous FTP? uXu Mailing List? FSP? WWW? * You got it! All files (0-363) are available from the sites listed at the end of this file. These sites will get the new releases after the people on the Mailing-List have received their packages. If you have an Internet address, you can subscribe to uXu (and request back-issues) by emailing uxu-request@lysator.liu.se. When you request back-issues, please list the number(s) of the issue(s) instead of title(s). 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If you're not on any kind of net connected in any way to the Internet it's a bit tricky. Then you have to call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and leave private mail to uXu. The tricky bit includes a bit of waiting on your side for a reply. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Writers Name Specialities State ----------------------------------------------------------------------- * Bravemoore. - Fiction, Manuals, Humor - Member/Ed The Chief - Fiction, News, Lyrics, Facts - Member The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Member Hedge - Fiction and Truths - Member Knyttet - Thoughts from the inner mind - Contributor Leon Felkins - Serious essays for serious people - Contributor Ralph 124C41+ - Alcohol in theory and practice - Contributor Joseph - Constructive information - Contributor * Mercuri - Food for thought - Contributor * aleph-6 - Things that make you go Hmm... - Contributor * Dare Devil Show - Watching what is goin on - Contributor * Scott Poole - Poetry - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Lifetime Honorary Members Name For... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work, Technophilia Leon Felkins His great and serious essays for serious people ---------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Hall Of Thanks Name For... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bellman & DrunkFux ...giving us our first anon. ftp site directories ReclinerHead ...our third fine and working ftp site directory Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file Omega ...fixing things. Filters were unnecessary! :) Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed Tequila Willy ...a simple message to chief@lysator.liu.se is ok Matthew McBain ...all the nice souvenirs and fine maple syrup Slack Mammoth ...stamping them out ----------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________________________________________________ * I N D E X - Standard Releases 000 - 363 [November 1996] No Title Author Size -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [000] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k [001] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k [002] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k [003] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k [004] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k [005] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k [006] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k [007] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k [008] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k [009] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k [010] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k [011] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k [012] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k [013] Suicide! The GNN 5k [014] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k [015] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k [016] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k [017] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k [018] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k [019] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k [020] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k [021] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k [022] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k [023] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k [024] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k [025] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k [026] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k [027] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k [028] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k [029] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k [030] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k [031] The Truth The GNN 4k [032] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k [033] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k [034] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k [035] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k [036] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k [037] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k [038] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k [039] Depth Charge The GNN 3k [040] Depression The GNN 6k [041] The Excuse The GNN 3k [042] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k [043] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k [044] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k [045] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k [046] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [047] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k [048] AI The GNN 8k [049] Alarm! The GNN 3k [050] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k [051] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k [052] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k [053] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k [054] Errors The GNN 5k [055] Eternal Life The GNN 9k [056] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k [057] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k [058] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k [059] Squib Joke The GNN 4k [060] The Voice The GNN 7k [061] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k [062] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k [063] Divine Problems The GNN 8k [064] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k [065] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k [066] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k [067] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k [068] What Happened? The GNN 3k [069] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k [070] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k [071] Judgement Day The GNN 6k [072] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k [073] Electricity The GNN 7k [074] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k [075] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k [076] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k [077] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k [078] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k [079] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k [080] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k [081] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [082] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k [083] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k [084] 10th Generation The GNN 12k [085] H0w t0 fix ur kredit! Sarlo 3k [086] Headhunter The GNN 6k [087] How To Annoy An Enemy (or make a new one) Ralph 124C41+ 4k [088] Backfire The GNN/Phearless 17k [089] TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts Sarlo 6k [090] People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! The GNN 6k [091] Clean Shaven Beauty Ralph 124C41+ 3k [092] Blackstone Rising Sarlo 11k [093] Meanwhile The GNN 2k [094] uXu Index #8 The Chief 23k [095] Feline Superiority The GNN 6k [096] The Family Man The GNN 6k [097] Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 Phearless 14k [098] Utopia The GNN 9k [099] Two Poems in One Phearless/The GNN 6k [100] A Year With uXu The Chief 11k [101] Sex! The GNN 7k [102] Meaning Of Life The GNN 2k [103] Vampires Anno 90's The GNN 10k [104] Church Of The Re(A)listic The GNN 3k [105] uXu Index #9 The Chief 24k [106] What Do You Think About Bleed? The GNN 7k [107] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg{nger (v2) The Chief 12k [108] Dental Torture The GNN 6k [109] Clean Shaven Beauty II Ralph 124C41+ 3k [110] The Civilized Primitive Prowler The GNN 11k [111] Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out ALL 8k [112] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) The Chief 15k [113] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) The Chief 9k [114] Elite Modemtraders The GNN 23k [115] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One The Chief 10k [116] uXu Index #10 The Chief 26k [117] The Missionary Man The GNN 4k [118] I O U Phearless 10k [119] ...As If Every Day... The GNN 9k [120] Pleasurehouse Interview The Chief 12k [121] Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems The GNN 9k [122] uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine The Chief 18k [123] The Open Road Towards The Future The GNN 8k [124] Everything's Gonna Be Alright... Phearless 13k [125] They Are Coming The GNN 9k [126] Why? The GNN 7k [127] uXu Index #11 The Chief 27k [128] Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics The GNN 8k [129] The Anatomy Of Boredom Ralph 124C41+ 4k [130] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two The Chief 12k [131] Dream On Ralph 124C41+ 6k [132] The House Of The Criminally Insane The GNN 10k [133] The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life The Chief 9k [134] The Last Night Of The World The GNN 9k [135] Death Is Rotten Ralph 124C41+ 7k [136] Live On Stage Again: Messiah! The GNN 8k [137] uXu Index #12 The Chief 28k [138] The Last Frontier The GNN 7k [139] Letters To The State Anon. Contributors 10k [140] The Killing Truth The GNN 6k [141] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions The Chief 11k [142] The Lynch Mob The GNN 9k [143] Prometheus Symptom The GNN 8k [144] Vengeance! Hedge 6k [145] Rage! The GNN 7k [146] The Power The GNN 2k [147] uXu Index #13 The Chief 29k [148] Technophilia Ikonoklast 288k [149] The Art Of Weirdness Bob Slack 6k [150] Declare War! The GNN 7k [151] Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order FreeStyle 20k [152] Settle For Nothing The Chief 11k [153] A Day For Tired People The GNN 8k [154] Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File Suicidal Maniac 10k [155] Ripmax Top Tenners Ripmax 9k [156] The Sad Part Of Raping Hedge 5k [157] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki The Chief 9k [158] Exciting Life The GNN 6k [159] Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones FreeStyle 20k [160] uXu Index #14 The Chief 33k [161] An Amazing Christmas Tale The GNN 8k [162] The Man Behind The GNN 8k [163] Bob - The Serial Killer The GNN 10k [164] How To Make a Bomb! The GNN 7k [165] We Love You, Pigs! The Chief 8k [166] Interrogation The GNN 8k [167] Red Team The GNN 8k [168] 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets BLaZe 3k [169] The Stand The GNN 8k [170] A Theory of Justice - The Game Show The GNN 7k [171] Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop The GNN 12k [172] uXu Index #15 The Chief 34k [173] The Eternal Machine The GNN 6k [174] We Are The Robots Hedge 8k [175] Clean Shaven Beauty III Ralph 124C41+ 4k [176] Operation Moon Sucker The GNN 9k [177] Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! Basehead 6k [178] How To Talk With ET's Without Being... Budha & Greg Iloyd 4k [179] The Unpaid Workers of Politics Hedge 7k [180] Wild West The GNN 9k [181] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three The Chief 11k [182] Who Knows? The GNN 10k [183] uXu Index #16 The Chief 35k [184] The GNN's File #100 The GNN 16k [185] How To Avoid Letter-Bombs Ralph 124C41+ 5k [186] Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker" The GNN 8k [187] Two-Two-Six-Eight Phearless 17k [188] The Fanatic Hunter The GNN 11k [189] Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle Hedge & The GNN 8k [190] Gas Station The GNN 13k [191] How To Get... Older Women Part III The Chief 11k [192] Final Discovery The GNN 4k [193] Morality? Das Model 5k [194] City Of Slaves The GNN 7k [195] The City Hedge 6k [196] The Good Life The GNN 8k [197] Ripmax Top Tenners #2 Ripmax 5k [198] Cybernetic Escape Route The GNN 6k [199] Learn To Love Big Brother The GNN 8k [200] uXu Does Town 1994 All But Hedge 22k [201] Reincarnation, Inc. The GNN 13k [202] Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction Phearless 62k [203] Practical Redress The GNN 25k [204] uXu Index #17 The Chief 39k [205] Big Bang Phil The GNN 7k [206] The Nightfly The GNN 22k [207] Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Lee Dee P Binggeli 13k [208] What To Say The GNN 5k [209] Speech For The Defence The GNN 7k [210] How To Avoid Getting Hangover McCoy 5k [211] Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power The GNN 10k [212] Population X The GNN 9k [213] Poetry Collection 1 Bob Slack 5k [214] Poetry Collection 2 Bob Slack 7k [215] Poetry Collection 3 Bob Slack 8k [216] Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist The GNN 7k [217] Psycho(logical)scope Phearless 9k [218] Everything You Need To Know About Techno Ralph 124C41+ 8k [219] The Voter's Paradox Leon Felkins 47k [220] uXu Index #18 Phearless/The GNN 39k [221] Escape Macabre, The The GNN 7k [222] Five Poems Mr Dude 5k [223] Final Mistake The GNN 4k [224] Contemplation In Rain Hedge 3k [225] Frozen Dreams The GNN 5k [226] A Cooperative Society Leon Felkins 40k [227] The uXu Quiz The GNN 4k [228] Histamin Pivic 7k [229] Reel The GNN 8k [230] Poetry Collections Bob Slack 16k [231] Terror Will Strike The GNN 7k [232] Sweet Celebration Hedge 10k [233] Collage Ralph/Hedge 46k [234] Future War The GNN 6k [235] uXu Index #19 The Chief 41k [236] Enforced The GNN 10k [237] HoHoCon '94 Review Dr. No 16k [238] The Internet Hysteria The GNN 9k [239] Master Mind Classified Know. 9k [240] Survive IRC The GNN 9k [241] Ellen Keys The Chief 7k [242] No More Secrets The GNN 9k [243] Meaning of? Polish Polish 2k [244] The New World Order The GNN 11k [245] Party Time Pivic 9k [246] A Slight Miscalculation The GNN 11k [247] The 'Land Hollywood 6k [248] What Is This Thing Called Progress? The GNN 3k [249] uXu Index #20 The Chief 45k [250] Swift Justice The GNN 9k [251] Your Own Life Phearless 9k [252] Letter To a Prisoner The GNN 9k [253] Guide To a College-Year Abroad McCoy 10k [254] Is This Art? The GNN 3k [255] More Time! Phearless 6k [256] Angel The GNN 9k [257] Suicidal The Chief 4k [258] uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction The GNN 8k [259] Love, Sex And Marriage Leon Felkins 55k [260] On 'Love, Sex And Marriage' The GNN 10k [261] A Guide To Paranoia Phearless 9k [262] To Kill a Bouncer The GNN 10k [263] The Evil Demon The Chief 10k [264] David Letterman Phearless 3k [265] DMV & 2D Bar Codes Mario 11k [266] Year of Fun Phearless 3k [267] Respublica The GNN 10k [268] uXu Index #21 The Chief 47k [269] Never Work With Amateurs The GNN 6k [270] Pray For Me Phearless 3k [271] American Nightmares The Chief 6k [272] Drama The GNN 9k [273] Only The Lonely Hedge 11k [274] The Driving Test The GNN 6k [275] The Wind Knyttet 4k [276] The Second Excuse The GNN 6k [277] Boy Racer Pivic 10k [278] Guardians of The Masses The GNN 8k [279] Eric's Trip The Chief 7k [280] Hacker's Paradise The GNN 11k [281] Ripped Off - Big Time Phearless 3k [282] Pray For Us The GNN 3k [283] I Just Fell Pivic 3k [284] The Sentence The GNN 9k [285] Running Phearless 3k [286] Stigma The GNN 6k [287] What Is? Phearless 5k [288] Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late Pivic 4k [289] uXu Index #22 Mostly The Chief 42k [290] How To Hack And Get Caught Phearless 4k [291] Kraykkono Inn The GNN 7k [292] Help For The Average Knyttet 5k [293] Freedom In A Cage The GNN 7k [294] Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto Phearless/The GNN 11k [295] Less Known Dilemmas The GNN 6k [296] A Woman's Conscience Knyttet 3k [297] The Last Cocktail Party The GNN/Hedge 5k [298] An Introduction To Beer Ralph 124C41+ 8k [299] To Get To The Real Problems The GNN 16k [300] Paradox Crew The GNN 7k [301] To Lose Your Religion Knyttet 6k [302] ABB Part I The GNN 10k [303] ABB Part II The GNN 6k [304] ABB Part III The GNN 7k [305] Loved Anyhow Knyttet 3k [306] Kicks The GNN 2k [307] Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful... Joseph 4k [308] Five Boxes In The Desert The GNN 4k [309] A Letter To The Editor Leon Felkins 13k [310] The Voice Knyttet 4k [311] Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd The GNN 7k [312] The Invasion Phearless 3k [313] Middle Cuts The Chief 8k [314] uXu Index #23 The GNN/Phearless 46k [315] The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction The GNN 8k [316] Alien Invasion Joseph 7k [317] Daddy's Girl Knyttet 4k [318] Bitte Denken! Joseph 4k [319] What Is This Thing Called The System? The GNN 7k [320] Time Knyttet 3k [321] Critics Joseph 5k [322] Staying Sane Ralph 124C41+ 3k [323] Don't Date Me Joseph 10k [324] Games People Play The GNN 7k [325] Three Ways Total Losers Get Even The Chief 7k [326] Doing Dunblane Joseph 5k [327] Struggle Knyttet 2k [328] A Man In Need Joseph 29k [329] Under The Surface The GNN 8k [330] The Second uXu Quiz uXu 6k [331] A Prayer For War Hedge 7k [332] Implants The Chief 10k [333] One Step Forward, Two Back Joseph 4k [334] Bleed III The GNN 85k [335] Valentine's Day Knyttet 3k [336] uXu Index #24 The Chief 48k * [337] 6 Four A - Six Short Poems The GNN 8k * [338] Taking a Bus Ride Knyttet 4k * [339] Screenplay: The Last Bullet The GNN 15k * [340] Swedish Moose Surprise Knyttet 3k * [341] The Infinite Wisdom Chip The GNN 6k * [342] Mind Expectations Knyttet 4k * [343] Medieval Dreams Mercuri 3k * [344] Screenplay: In The Colosseum The GNN 14k * [345] Magic Knyttet 3k * [346] Mailing Lists - Part 1 The Chief 22k * [347] Head Full of Chewing Gum Knyttet 4k * [348] Poesis/The Slab1.0 aleph-6 4k * [349] More Than One Truth Knyttet 4k * [350] The Decline of The Swedish Underground Dare Devil Show 9k * [351] To Make Choices In Life Knyttet 4k * [352] Screenplay: Burn Time The GNN 18k * [353] Why I Prefer To Be a Woman Knyttet 3k * [354] The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I The Chief 13k * [355] The Creator Knyttet 3k * [356] Bukowski's Birthday Joseph 5k * [357] Move Knyttet 5k * [358] The Point The GNN 5k * [359] A Teacher's View Knyttet 3k * [360] Screenplay Screen Shots uXu 70k * [361] Her Volvo Knyttet 6k * [362] Three Poems Scott Poole 5k * [363] uXu Index #25 The Chief 51k -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 19 [November 1996] No Title Author Size ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [01] VaktB, Best{mmelser f|r Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k [02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k [03] Vattenfall, Datas{kerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k [04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k [05] Analys av R|da Arme Fraktionens Politiska M}l The GNN 22k [06] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna Ajo 10k [07] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna II - The Return Ajo 7k [08] Fandboken v0.92 Ahrvid Engholm 563k [09] Avlivaren Robert Andersson 5k [10] Kemi F|r Alla Brainiac 17k [11] V{gen Ut v0.94 The GNN 132k [12] S.H.A. och uXu? The GNN 9k [13] N{tverken, Media och Makten The GNN 6k [14] Svenska Hackademins Ordlista Ralph 124C41+ 64k [15] Kvinnligt L{sande och Skrivande The GNN 20k [16] Musiken, Det Ultimata Skapandet Knyttet 3k [17] Utkast Till Generationsroman The GNN 16k [18] Den F|rlorade Gl{djen Knyttet 4k * [19] Normalhysteri Knyttet 3k ------------------------------------------------------------------------- * uXu - Description Index Standard Releases ^ / \ / \ /\ /\ / \ / \ Underground eXperts United < uXu > Release Update #25 \ / \ / Nov 12, 1996 \/ \/ \ / \ / v June November June November June November Releases 1996: 337: "6 Four A - Six Short Poems" by The GNN. These poems were written under extreme pressure and with a lot of sensitivity. Dark and frightening but still true in a sense. Try them. Maybe you will like them? 338: "Taking a Bus Ride" by Knyttet. You know how it is like when you are going by bus. You usually have enough time to think about this and that, what to eat tonight and the world crisis at hand, at the same time. Here are some thoughts from a bus ride. 339: "Screenplay: The Last Bullet" by The GNN. This is a screenplay adapted from the short story "Angel" (uXu file #256). If you want to take a look at the screen shots to it as well, please check any of our homepages listed at the end of this file. You can also see a quick collection of some screen shots in uXu file #360. 340: "Swedish Moose Surprise" by Knyttet. Are we really alone in this country thinking that it is pretty worthwhile to know as much as possible about another country when you go to that country? No, probably not. But here is a couple who never thought about it. 341: "The Infinite Wisdom Chip" by The GNN. What would happen if we did have access to all the information, every piece of the big information cake? Isn't that exactly what we are all looking for, and heading towards these days? 342: "Mind Expectations" by Knyttet. You go around mumbling to yourself all day? You yell at your next-door neighbor? You hate that guy or girl (you know who I'm talking about)? Well, why not? But what's the point? Why not try to make an effort, to be nice for a change? 343: "Medieval Dreams" by Mercuri. Critics reading this series will love this one, because they will have a field day with it. The discussion about what's good and what's not, when it comes to war and peace continues. Here with thoughts from Mercuri. 344: "Screenplay: In The Colosseum" by The GNN. This is a screenplay adapted from the short story "Interrogation" (uXu file #166). If you want to take a look at the screen shots to it as well, please check any of our homepages listed at the end of this file. You can also see a quick collection of some screen shots in uXu file #360. 345: "Magic" by Knyttet. So, you say that we are all gloomy, dark and depressing, huh? Well, then you should take a closer look at this piece, and see if you're not smiling after you have read it. We all need a little cheering up now and then. This is now. 346: "Mailing Lists - Part 1" by The Chief. There are several thousand mailing lists on the Internet. Each day, a new one is born. Each day a mailing list dies. If you're seriously planning on starting your own mailing list, you need to take a look at this basic introduction, which will give you an idea to what you're getting yourself involved with. 347: "Head Full of Chewing Gum" by Knyttet. When you want to say that really really important thing to that extremely good looking girl/guy, and all that comes out of your mouth is "duh..", then you know what we're talking about. 348: "Poesis/The Slab1.0" by aleph-6. For those of you with a more advanced bizarre taste in poetry and stories, this is a two-part extravaganza thingy. Pretty generous don't you think? Nothing for those of you with a fragile mind. 349: "More Than One Truth" by Knyttet. How many truths do you think are out there? Do you believe there's only one single and simple truth? Do you believe everything they say on the news? Yes? No? In any case, you should read this file. It might give you some ideas. 350: "The Decline of The Swedish Underground" by Dare Devil Show. If you did understand Swedish, and read a couple of issues of the electronic publication mentioned in this file, you'll understand what Dare Devil Show is talking about. But, if you're interested in learning more about the Swedish underground anyway, this file is for you. 351: "To Make Choices In Life" by Knyttet. Like everyone else in this world, you have to make choices. Now, tomorrow, yesterday. You make choices at all times. Some more important, some not that important, but still choices. Here are some thoughts about this. 352: "Screenplay: Burn Time" by The GNN. This is a screenplay adapted from the short story "Gas Station" (uXu file #190). If you want to take a look at the screen shots to it as well, please check any of our homepages listed at the end of this file. You can also see a quick collection of some screen shots in uXu file #360. 353: "Why I Prefer To Be a Woman" by Knyttet. Open your eyes and read through this one guys. Here are the facts. Why it is better to be a woman than a man. You can clearly see that everything written in this file must be true, right? 354: "The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I" by The Chief. Think about it! Do you know where the words and terms used on the Internet today comes from? From the very beginning? Some people have tried to explain this, but failed. Finally, there is a correct reference! And here is the first chapter. 355: "The Creator" by Knyttet. Questions about why we are here, who put us here, and what we are supposed to do with all our spare time, are pretty common. Knyttet does not try to give you answers to these questions, but does have a pretty nifty theory. 356: "Bukowski's Birthday" by Joseph. Will Bukowski get another tie on his birthday? No, probably not. Something one might wonder about, if one were interested in such things. Well, if you are wondering if Bukowski gets another tie, go ahead and read this one. 357: "Move" by Knyttet. Do you know a love story when you see one? Well, you're going to see this one miles away. Even though the title doesn't really reveal that much, you ought to know that this is one, with roses and every emotion involved. When you're moving. 358: "The Point" by The GNN. One thing that has been clear to us over the years, is that people want to know the point. The point of this and the point of that. Whatever we have done, there has always been someone asking what the point was. So, here you go, here is the answer. 359: "A Teacher's View" by Knyttet. When you teach children, you definitely know that you can make a change in their lives. The things you teach them today, may eventually decide what they will become in the future. 360: "Screenplay Screen Shots" by uXu. In this file you'll find an uuencoded JPG picture with selected screen shots for the three screenplays included in this release. All complete screen shots can be found on any of our homepages (see below for addresses). 361: "Her Volvo" by Knyttet. Ahh.. to love a car. Isn't that one of the most beautiful things one can do these days? No? Oh well, you're probably right. Anyway, here's a short story about a girl and her car. A Volvo. 362: "Three Poems" by Scott Poole. About three.., actually exactly three beautiful poems by Scott. You will laugh, you will cry. Just read them, okay? 363: "uXu Index #25" by The Chief. The last and 23rd Index from me, and the start of a new era of Indexes from the new Ed Bravemoore. Well, you know what to expect from the Indexes by now, complete info about where, who, why, what and when. Sort of like a FAQ. That's it, the uXu FAQ. Go get it if you're not reading it now! [#363 also includes an index for the uXu-S series] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Yes, it was definitely time for us to clean up in the Distribution Site * List, like we said we would in the last few Index files. And when you see * the list below, you'll understand why. If you're a SysOp on one of the * boards that have been moved to the "Gone" section, and want to enlighten * us about what has happened to your board, feel free to contact Bravemoore. * at uxu-request@lysator.liu.se. Our hats off to the boards and SysOps who * are still with us! 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