### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## # ## #### ## ## #### # # #### ####### #### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## # ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### [ Why I Prefer To Be a Woman ] [ By Knyttet ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ Why I Prefer To Be a Woman by Knyttet The number one reason: Women are smarter than men. Sometimes we pretend to be dumb, but that's part of the plan. One of the easiest ways to keep a man happy is to make him believe he is smarter than you. So, all you men out there, watch out when you meet someone acting like a bimbo. Especially if she is blonde. This colour of hair is just to make the man even more secure that this is a dumb, blonde, bimbo. The second reason: We are the "strong" sex. Have you ever talked to a man who is having a cold? I just wonder how they survive the winters. Women can have double pneumonia and still be up, running a home. The third reason: We give birth to children. Sure, it hurts but you men are really missing out on something... The fourth reason: A woman can do everything a man can A women can dress up in men's clothes, and people can say that she is "chic." I really would like to see the man that goes to a important business meeting in a dress. Sure, men can wear skirts - if they are Scottish. If I were a man, I would be really jealous seeing the women in the summer. Suits are very hot to wear in the sun. The fifth reason: A woman don't have to think about how she acts. A woman is allowed to act how stupid as she like, just because she is a woman. Women can talk about feelings without being teased for it from people of the same sex. I can go on forever and, because I'm a woman, I understand that you don't want to read more. But you have to admit that you are jealous sometimes. How many men you know are having multiple orgasms? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu #353 Underground eXperts United 1996 uXu #353 Call AIRSTRIP ONE -> +1-512-371-7971 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------