### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## # ## ## #### ## ## #### # # #### #### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## # ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### [ uXu Index #24 - 16-Jun-96 ] [ By The Chief ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ * The intro. "He sat quiet for a moment and pretended to consult his famous memory block with direct access..." - Arthur C. Clarke * Hello there! How are you? Spending your summer at the beach or in * front of the computer? In any case, we hope that you will find our * new release interesting and entertaining enough to read at either * place. That's right. We all have to sit down for a while sometimes, * to consult our memory blocks. If not to write introductions to uXu * releases, to recap our thoughts. And read uXu files! The thought * behind this release is pain. No, but seriously - we're a couple of * months "late", as usual, but then again, we have about two and a * half release to flood your mailboxes and systems with. Files from * all members and contributors but one this time. * By the way, I tracked down The GNN and Phearless and soaked them * in gasoline and.. well.. heh heh. No no, they did a fine job with * the release last time, and I got a chance to explore Boston, MA and * New York City, NY. Loved East Village - loved Brownie's. I will be * back! Nothing can stop me, except those numerous forms one have to * fill out before crossing the US border. What do they expect? That * someone would answer "Yes" on those questions about if one has a * criminal record, if one is a drug addict, or a communist? Please... * "Dom s{ger att jag varit farlig, alltid har jag varit svag, dom s{ger * det {r n}t med mitt huvud, men ingenting har n}gonsin varit s} n{ra * ett svar...ingenting n}gonsin..." - Kent / The Chief uXu, through Anonymous FTP? uXu Mailing List? FSP? WWW? * You got it! All files (0-336) are available from the sites listed at the end of this file. These sites will get the new releases after the people on the Mailing-List have received their packages. If you have an Internet address, you can subscribe to uXu (and request back-issues) by emailing uxu-request@lysator.liu.se. When you request back-issues, please list the number(s) of the issue(s) instead of title(s). Example: Subject: uXu BACK-ISSUES Body: 001, 100, 123, 321 To subscribe, just let the body of the letter contain the word "SUBSCRIBE", and every new release will be mailed to you as soon as it is ready. Simple and easy. If you do not want all the files mailed to you, but just a single message that tells you when a release is out: Send email to * uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se with the subject "subscribe". --------------------------------------------------------------------- Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know... --------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're on any kind of net connected in any way to the Internet just email The Chief (chief@lysator.liu.se) asking for information on how to join (subject: "Join uXu"). If you're interested in making your BBS, site or whatever a distribution site: (subject: "uXu Dist"). You will have the information you requested in your mailbox ASAP. If you're not on any kind of net connected in any way to the Internet it's a bit tricky. Then you have to call one of the boards listed at * the end of this file and leave private mail to uXu. The tricky bit includes a bit of waiting on your side for a reply. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Writers Name Specialities State ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Chief - Fiction, News, Lyrics, Facts - Member/Ed The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Member Hedge - Fiction and Truths - Member Knyttet - Thoughts from the inner mind - Contributor Leon Felkins - Serious essays for serious people - Contributor Ralph 124C41+ - Alcohol in theory and practice - Contributor Joseph - Constructive information - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Lifetime Honorary Members Name For... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work, Technophilia Leon Felkins His great and serious essays for serious people ---------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Hall Of Thanks Name For... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bellman & DrunkFux ...giving us our first anon. ftp site directories ReclinerHead ...our third fine and working ftp site directory Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file Omega ...fixing things. Filters were unnecessary! :) Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed Tequila Willy ...you know what to do... chief@lysator.liu.se Matthew McBain ...all the nice souvenirs and fine maple syrup Slack Mammoth ...stamping them out ----------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________________________________________________ * I N D E X - Standard Releases 000 - 336 [June 1996] No Title Author Size -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [000] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k [001] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k [002] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k [003] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k [004] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k [005] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k [006] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k [007] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k [008] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k [009] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k [010] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k [011] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k [012] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k [013] Suicide! The GNN 5k [014] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k [015] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k [016] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k [017] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k [018] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k [019] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k [020] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k [021] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k [022] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k [023] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k [024] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k [025] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k [026] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k [027] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k [028] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k [029] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k [030] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k [031] The Truth The GNN 4k [032] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k [033] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k [034] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k [035] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k [036] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k [037] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k [038] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k [039] Depth Charge The GNN 3k [040] Depression The GNN 6k [041] The Excuse The GNN 3k [042] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k [043] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k [044] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k [045] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k [046] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [047] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k [048] AI The GNN 8k [049] Alarm! The GNN 3k [050] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k [051] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k [052] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k [053] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k [054] Errors The GNN 5k [055] Eternal Life The GNN 9k [056] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k [057] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k [058] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k [059] Squib Joke The GNN 4k [060] The Voice The GNN 7k [061] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k [062] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k [063] Divine Problems The GNN 8k [064] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k [065] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k [066] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k [067] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k [068] What Happened? The GNN 3k [069] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k [070] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k [071] Judgement Day The GNN 6k [072] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k [073] Electricity The GNN 7k [074] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k [075] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k [076] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k [077] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k [078] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k [079] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k [080] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k [081] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [082] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k [083] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k [084] 10th Generation The GNN 12k [085] H0w t0 fix ur kredit! Sarlo 3k [086] Headhunter The GNN 6k [087] How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) Ralph 124C41+ 4k [088] Backfire The GNN/Phearless 17k [089] TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts Sarlo 6k [090] People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! The GNN 6k [091] Clean Shaven Beauty Ralph 124C41+ 3k [092] Blackstone Rising Sarlo 11k [093] Meanwhile The GNN 2k [094] uXu Index #8 The Chief 23k [095] Feline Superiority The GNN 6k [096] The Family Man The GNN 6k [097] Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 Phearless 14k [098] Utopia The GNN 9k [099] Two Poems in One Phearless/The GNN 6k [100] A Year With uXu The Chief 11k [101] Sex! The GNN 7k [102] Meaning Of Life The GNN 2k [103] Vampires Anno 90's The GNN 10k [104] Church Of The Re(A)listic The GNN 3k [105] uXu Index #9 The Chief 24k [106] What Do You Think About Bleed? The GNN 7k [107] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg{nger (v2) The Chief 12k [108] Dental Torture The GNN 6k [109] Clean Shaven Beauty II Ralph 124C41+ 3k [110] The Civilized Primitive Prowler The GNN 11k [111] Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out ALL 8k [112] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) The Chief 15k [113] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) The Chief 9k [114] Elite Modemtraders The GNN 23k [115] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One The Chief 10k [116] uXu Index #10 The Chief 26k [117] The Missionary Man The GNN 4k [118] I O U Phearless 10k [119] ...As If Every Day... The GNN 9k [120] Pleasurehouse Interview The Chief 12k [121] Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems The GNN 9k [122] uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine The Chief 18k [123] The Open Road Towards The Future The GNN 8k [124] Everything's Gonna Be Alright... Phearless 13k [125] They Are Coming The GNN 9k [126] Why? The GNN 7k [127] uXu Index #11 The Chief 27k [128] Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics The GNN 8k [129] The Anatomy Of Boredom Ralph 124C41+ 4k [130] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two The Chief 12k [131] Dream On Ralph 124C41+ 6k [132] The House Of The Criminally Insane The GNN 10k [133] The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life The Chief 9k [134] The Last Night Of The World The GNN 9k [135] Death Is Rotten Ralph 124C41+ 7k [136] Live On Stage Again: Messiah! The GNN 8k [137] uXu Index #12 The Chief 28k [138] The Last Frontier The GNN 7k [139] Letters To The State Anon. Contributors 10k [140] The Killing Truth The GNN 6k [141] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions The Chief 11k [142] The Lynch Mob The GNN 9k [143] Prometheus Symptom The GNN 8k [144] Vengeance! Hedge 6k [145] Rage! The GNN 7k [146] The Power The GNN 2k [147] uXu Index #13 The Chief 29k [148] Technophilia Ikonoklast 288k [149] The Art Of Weirdness Bob Slack 6k [150] Declare War! The GNN 7k [151] Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order FreeStyle 20k [152] Settle For Nothing The Chief 11k [153] A Day For Tired People The GNN 8k [154] Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File Suicidal Maniac 10k [155] Ripmax Top Tenners Ripmax 9k [156] The Sad Part Of Raping Hedge 5k [157] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki The Chief 9k [158] Exciting Life The GNN 6k [159] Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones FreeStyle 20k [160] uXu Index #14 The Chief 33k [161] An Amazing Christmas Tale The GNN 8k [162] The Man Behind The GNN 8k [163] Bob - The Serial Killer The GNN 10k [164] How To Make a Bomb! The GNN 7k [165] We Love You, Pigs! The Chief 8k [166] Interrogation The GNN 8k [167] Red Team The GNN 8k [168] 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets BLaZe 3k [169] The Stand The GNN 8k [170] A Theory of Justice - The Game Show The GNN 7k [171] Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop The GNN 12k [172] uXu Index #15 The Chief 34k [173] The Eternal Machine The GNN 6k [174] We Are The Robots Hedge 8k [175] Clean Shaven Beauty III Ralph 124C41+ 4k [176] Operation Moon Sucker The GNN 9k [177] Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! Basehead 6k [178] How To Talk With ET's Without Being... Budha & Greg Iloyd 4k [179] The Unpaid Workers of Politics Hedge 7k [180] Wild West The GNN 9k [181] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three The Chief 11k [182] Who Knows? The GNN 10k [183] uXu Index #16 The Chief 35k [184] The GNN's File #100 The GNN 16k [185] How To Avoid Letter-Bombs Ralph 124C41+ 5k [186] Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker" The GNN 8k [187] Two-Two-Six-Eight Phearless 17k [188] The Fanatic Hunter The GNN 11k [189] Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle Hedge & The GNN 8k [190] Gas Station The GNN 13k [191] How To Get... Older Women Part III The Chief 11k [192] Final Discovery The GNN 4k [193] Morality? Das Model 5k [194] City Of Slaves The GNN 7k [195] The City Hedge 6k [196] The Good Life The GNN 8k [197] Ripmax Top Tenners #2 Ripmax 5k [198] Cybernetic Escape Route The GNN 6k [199] Learn To Love Big Brother The GNN 8k [200] uXu Does Town 1994 All But Hedge 22k [201] Reincarnation, Inc. The GNN 13k [202] Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction Phearless 62k [203] Practical Redress The GNN 25k [204] uXu Index #17 The Chief 39k [205] Big Bang Phil The GNN 7k [206] The Nightfly The GNN 22k [207] Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Lee Dee P Binggeli 13k [208] What To Say The GNN 5k [209] Speech For The Defence The GNN 7k [210] How To Avoid Getting Hangover McCoy 5k [211] Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power The GNN 10k [212] Population X The GNN 9k [213] Poetry Collection 1 Bob Slack 5k [214] Poetry Collection 2 Bob Slack 7k [215] Poetry Collection 3 Bob Slack 8k [216] Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist The GNN 7k [217] Psycho(logical)scope Phearless 9k [218] Everything You Need To Know About Techno Ralph 124C41+ 8k [219] The Voter's Paradox Leon Felkins 47k [220] uXu Index #18 Phearless/The GNN 39k [221] Escape Macabre, The The GNN 7k [222] Five Poems Mr Dude 5k [223] Final Mistake The GNN 4k [224] Contemplation In Rain Hedge 3k [225] Frozen Dreams The GNN 5k [226] A Cooperative Society Leon Felkins 40k [227] The uXu Quiz The GNN 4k [228] Histamin Pivic 7k [229] Reel The GNN 8k [230] Poetry Collections Bob Slack 16k [231] Terror Will Strike The GNN 7k [232] Sweet Celebration Hedge 10k [233] Collage Ralph/Hedge 46k [234] Future War The GNN 6k [235] uXu Index #19 The Chief 41k [236] Enforced The GNN 10k [237] HoHoCon '94 Review Dr. No 16k [238] The Internet Hysteria The GNN 9k [239] Master Mind Classified Know. 9k [240] Survive IRC The GNN 9k [241] Ellen Keys The Chief 7k [242] No More Secrets The GNN 9k [243] Meaning of? Polish Polish 2k [244] The New World Order The GNN 11k [245] Party Time Pivic 9k [246] A Slight Miscalculation The GNN 11k [247] The 'Land Hollywood 6k [248] What Is This Thing Called Progress? The GNN 3k [249] uXu Index #20 The Chief 45k [250] Swift Justice The GNN 9k [251] Your Own Life Phearless 9k [252] Letter To a Prisoner The GNN 9k [253] Guide To a College-Year Abroad McCoy 10k [254] Is This Art? The GNN 3k [255] More Time! Phearless 6k [256] Angel The GNN 9k [257] Suicidal The Chief 4k [258] uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction The GNN 8k [259] Love, Sex And Marriage Leon Felkins 55k [260] On 'Love, Sex And Marriage' The GNN 10k [261] A Guide To Paranoia Phearless 9k [262] To Kill a Bouncer The GNN 10k [263] The Evil Demon The Chief 10k [264] David Letterman Phearless 3k [265] DMV & 2D Bar Codes Mario 11k [266] Year of Fun Phearless 3k [267] Respublica The GNN 10k [268] uXu Index #21 The Chief 47k [269] Never Work With Amateurs The GNN 6k [270] Pray For Me Phearless 3k [271] American Nightmares The Chief 6k [272] Drama The GNN 9k [273] Only The Lonely Hedge 11k [274] The Driving Test The GNN 6k [275] The Wind Knyttet 4k [276] The Second Excuse The GNN 6k [277] Boy Racer Pivic 10k [278] Guardians of The Masses The GNN 8k [279] Eric's Trip The Chief 7k [280] Hacker's Paradise The GNN 11k [281] Ripped Off - Big Time Phearless 3k [282] Pray For Us The GNN 3k [283] I Just Fell Pivic 3k [284] The Sentence The GNN 9k [285] Running Phearless 3k [286] Stigma The GNN 6k [287] What Is? Phearless 5k [288] Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late Pivic 4k [289] uXu Index #22 Mostly The Chief 42k [290] How To Hack And Get Caught Phearless 4k [291] Kraykkono Inn The GNN 7k [292] Help For The Average Knyttet 5k [293] Freedom In A Cage The GNN 7k [294] Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto Phearless/The GNN 11k [295] Less Known Dilemmas The GNN 6k [296] A Woman's Conscience Knyttet 3k [297] The Last Cocktail Party The GNN/Hedge 5k [298] An Introduction To Beer Ralph 124C41+ 8k [299] To Get To The Real Problems The GNN 16k [300] Paradox Crew The GNN 7k [301] To Lose Your Religion Knyttet 6k [302] ABB Part I The GNN 10k [303] ABB Part II The GNN 6k [304] ABB Part III The GNN 7k [305] Loved Anyhow Knyttet 3k [306] Kicks The GNN 2k [307] Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful... Joseph 4k [308] Five Boxes In The Desert The GNN 4k [309] A Letter To The Editor Leon Felkins 13k [310] The Voice Knyttet 4k [311] Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd The GNN 7k [312] The Invasion Phearless 3k [313] Middle Cuts The Chief 8k [314] uXu Index #23 The GNN/Phearless 46k * [315] The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction The GNN 8k * [316] Alien Invasion Joseph 7k * [317] Daddy's Girl Knyttet 4k * [318] Bitte Denken! Joseph 4k * [319] What Is This Thing Called The System? The GNN 7k * [320] Time Knyttet 3k * [321] Critics Joseph 5k * [322] Staying Sane Ralph 124C41+ 3k * [323] Don't Date Me Joseph 10k * [324] Games People Play The GNN 7k * [325] Three Ways Total Losers Get Even The Chief 7k * [326] Doing Dunblane Joseph 5k * [327] Struggle Knyttet 2k * [328] A Man In Need Joseph 29k * [329] Under The Surface The GNN 8k * [330] The Second uXu Quiz uXu 6k * [331] A Prayer For War Hedge 7k * [332] Implants The Chief 10k * [333] One Step Forward, Two Back Joseph 4k * [334] Bleed III The GNN 85k * [335] Valentine's Day Knyttet 3k * [336] uXu Index #24 The Chief 48k -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 18 [June 1996] No Title Author Size ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [01] VaktB, Best{mmelser f|r Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k [02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k [03] Vattenfall, Datas{kerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k [04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k [05] Analys av R|da Arme Fraktionens Politiska M}l The GNN 22k [06] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna Ajo 10k [07] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna II - The Return Ajo 7k [08] Fandboken v0.92 Ahrvid Engholm 563k [09] Avlivaren Robert Andersson 5k [10] Kemi F|r Alla Brainiac 17k [11] V{gen Ut v0.94 The GNN 132k [12] S.H.A. och uXu? The GNN 9k [13] N{tverken, Media och Makten The GNN 6k [14] Svenska Hackademins Ordlista Ralph 124C41+ 64k [15] Kvinnligt L{sande och Skrivande The GNN 20k * [16] Musiken, Det Ultimata Skapandet Knyttet 3k * [17] Utkast Till Generationsroman The GNN 16k * [18] Den F|rlorade Gl{djen Knyttet 4k ------------------------------------------------------------------------- * uXu - Description Index Standard Releases ^ / \ / \ /\ /\ / \ / \ Underground eXperts United < uXu > Release Update #24 \ / \ / Jun 16, 1996 \/ \/ \ / \ / v March June March June March June March June Releases 1996: 315: "The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction" by The GNN. There are those who consider life to be boring and frustrating. Then there are those who are happy, who enjoy life to the limit. On what side are you? In any case, as you are on one, or even both sides sometimes, this file concerns you. 316: "Alien Invasion" by Joseph. You might think that we are not alone in this universe. You might have heard people talk, watched programs on the TV, read books, reports and newspapers, about meeting aliens. In their backyards, on a field, in their bed. Can this really be true? 317: "Daddy's Girl" by Knyttet. Most accidents happen in your own home. Most people's problems are domestic ones. Things that happen in your house can really change your life, contrary to general belief. Here, Knyttet tells you a bit about such problems. 318: "Bitte Denken!" by Joseph. Are you one of those who think that the government is experimenting with your brain when you watch the TV or read the papers? Do you question everything that is said to you? Then you do not need to read this short, but informational text. 319: "What Is This Thing Called The System?" by The GNN. What do you think The System is? Is it really Them working in the government, the agencies, those who have the power? Well, then you just might want to read this one, and think again. 320: "Time" by Knyttet. You have probably thought of time several times in your life, but have you really considered what time really is? And why does it exist? For what purpose? If you threw away your watch, would you be timeless? Here are some thoughts on the subject. 321: "Critics" by Joseph. Critics can be found everywhere in our society today. They review books, paintings, movies, music, plays, magazines, festivals.. well, you name it, and there they are. And they are getting more and more attention. They are on their way to stardom! But why? Why do we listen to them even? And who decided that their taste is the collective good one? 322: "Staying Sane" by Ralph 124C41+. You hear a lot during a day, don't you? People tell you things, you listen to the radio and you watch the TV. But sometimes, they say things that you just can't grasp - things that you know to be the truth, but they tell you different. Things they say are true, but you can never check them for yourself. 323: "Don't Date Me" by Joseph. So you have been dumped by your girlfriend. Again. What can you do about it? Just go with the flow as usual. Cry a bit, then start over again with the next girl you meet? How long will you cope with this? For this guy, it was enough. 324: "Games People Play" by The GNN. There are important games and then there are _important_ games. Do you consider any World Cup, the Olymic Games or Stanley Cup to be _important_, you will probably reconsider after reading this one. 325: "Three Ways Total Losers Get Even" by The Chief. When total losers are out to get even, you know what will happen. That's right, they will just get themselves into more trouble. In this file, The Chief brings up three of the most useless "get even" advice ever or never published. 326: "Doing Dunblane" by Joseph. For those of you with your nose in the newspaper, here is somewhat of a story taken from the news. Well, almost anyway. If you have heard the name Dunblane, you know what it is all about, though not quite. Oh well.. read it and weep. 327: "Struggle" by Knyttet. How about a drug related short story? Well, think about it at least. If you have been there, you might recognize yourself. If not, it might make you think twice before you say yes. 328: "A Man In Need" by Joseph. If you want to read a strange story, about some strange people, with a strange beginning and an even more strange end, containing some strange arguments that you might understand, though probably not, then this is a story made just for you. 329: "Under The Surface" by The GNN. Like if you knew what freedom means, imagine that someone, some day, comes up to you and completely alters your view. Changes it to something so extreme, that you are bound to agree, because it was really something you had never thought of before! 330: "The Second uXu Quiz" by uXu. Above all, what does really count? Of course - yet another uXu Quiz with, frankly, too easy questions and useful, carefully selected and expensive prizes to be won! You are right Sir! So, read the file, send your answers to The GNN within fifteen days, and you might just be one of our lucky winners! 331: "A Prayer For War" by Hedge. Open up your eyes and take a look at the wars going on right now, or the wars that have been. In general, we detest war and love peace, right? So are those who start and fight these wars completely crazy, or can a war actually be a good thing sometimes? 332: "Implants" by The Chief. Think about the future. Think about the fiction genre, books and movies. What is it that stands out from it all? Implants. If it isn't perfect bodies, perfect appearences, it is computer chip implants. Here is a view that might make you say "Plug in, drop out." 333: "One Step Forward, Two Back" by Joseph. Questions questions questions.. If you are interested in political questions, revolutions or the ways the government controls everyone of us, this is probably one text you do not want to miss. 334: "Bleed III" by The GNN. Will the story never end!?, you might ask yourself after learning that yet another part of the critically acclaimed, often debated... computer game?! is out. But this is a t-file group isn't it? Hmm, you better check this one out for yourselves to make sure we're not doing something terrible!! 335: "Valentine's Day" by Knyttet. Do you go around telling people you care about, that you care about them? Do you tell the ones you love, that you love them? Whenever you feel like it? Probably not. And that is why you need to read this one. 336: "uXu Index #24" by The Chief. Joda, here is the index again. Still filled with information about the new release and still with nifty information about the uXu sect and it's followers. What to do to join, what to do to get out. Where you can find us, and where you can not. What government agencies to contact in order to get rid of us, and ... uh.. well. You know what to do! [#336 also includes an index for the uXu-S series] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Call our Fine Distribution Sites: [Cool and Hot 'til Release #25] Name Number Speed Country SysOp X-treme [+31]-1670-64414 [14.4] Holland Pygor +Arrested Development [+31]-77-547477 [v32b] Holland Omega +Alternative Nation [+32]-53-789669 [14.4] Belgium Krypton +Pegasus [+41]-71-715577 [v32b] Switzerland Superuser !The Stash [+46]-13-175042 [v32b] Sweden The Chief +Secret Tectonics [+49]-40-823326 [19.2] Germany Seven Up +PhOD BBS [+55]-21-2675259 [28.8] Brazil Xalas/Echo Off +Destiny Stone II [+61]-9246-3491 [28.8] Australia Ripmax *+The Young Gods [+351]-1XX-XXXXX [28.8] Portugal Boomerang Phreedum Industries Inc. [204]-775-3038 [16.8] Canada Zorlac The Escapade Macabre [206]-565-0786 [v32b] US Dr. Menace That Stupid Place [215]-985-0462 [14.4] US Mogel Solsbury Hill [301]-649-1631 [14.4] US Deker * Unearthly Shadows [303]-683-1443 [28.8] US Silicon +Ripco ][ [312]-528-5020 [14.4] US Dr. Ripco Cyberpunk System [316]-942-0064 [v32b] US Legacy Soth's Domain [401]-463-8889 [14.4] US Retrospect Phallicide [408]-883-9535 [28.8] US ReclinerHead Dungeon Systems Inc. [410]-263-2258 [16.8] US Dark Image KastlerocK [412]-527-3749 [14.4] US Jamie Kowinsky Airstrip One [512]-371-7971 [v32b] US Frac The Ripper +underworld_1994.com [514]-683-1894 [v32b] Canada Ratpack CLU 'puternet [515]-232-7631 [v32b] US Hannibal The Crime Scene [516]-873-8903 [14.4] US Killer Unphamiliar Territory [602]-804-0313 [14.4] US Invalid Media The Alliance [612]-251-8596 [16.8] US System 0perator Digital Anarchy [703]-758-0950 [14.4] US Erudite Metalland Southwest [713]-468-5802 [v32b] US Drunkfux Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362 [2400] US Ratte LHD2 [818]-546-2332 [14.4] US Hacksaw Postcards From The Edge [860]-233-3335 [28.8] US Black IC + = Headquarters for this country ! = World headquarters * This list will probably change a lot somewhat soon :-). Dist Site * SysOps: stay tuned. Changes to the Distribution Site list since last time and extra info: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pegasus info: 10 lines in, X.25 NUA: +228 4752 1 2574 * PhOD BBS changed phone number ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The uXu Connection ------------------------------------------------------------------------ E-Mail - chief@lysator.liu.se (The Chief) - golo1517@mail.student.uu.se (Hedge) - gnn@update.uu.se (The GNN) FTP Sites - ftp.lysator.liu.se /pub/texts/uxu - redshift.com /phallicide/Zines/uXu - etext.archive.umich.edu /pub/Zines/UXU FSP Sites - 146.169.2.1 Port 21 /other101/Online-Book- Initiative/NewsLetters/UXU Gopher - //locust.cic.net/11/Zines/UXU - //etext.archive.umich.edu/11/Zines/ - //gopher.cic.net/11/e-serials/alphabetic/u/uxu/ WWW - http://www.lysator.liu.se/~chief/ - http://sf.www.lysator.liu.se/~chief/ - http://redshift.com/phallicide/html/phallic.htm - http://www.algonet.se/~daba - http://www.update.uu.se/~gnn On Disk - If you need all issues on diskette, just send a snail mail letter to the snail mail address below requesting it Mailing List - uxu-request@lysator.liu.se (the Distribution list) - uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se (the Information list) IRC Channel - #uxu (mornings and evenings CET mostly) Snail Mail - uXu c/o Svensson Kantorsg. 4:415 S-754 24 UPPSALA SWEDEN [BLEED I and II can be found at ftp.luth.se in /pub/amiga/game/role] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Underground eXperts United Copyright Notice ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The files spread by uXu are copyrighted by the author, however spreading is allowed as long as the few following rules are followed: - No commercial spreading whatsoever. - Filenames are in the format UXU-nnn.TXT where nnn is the valid number of that file. 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