### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # #### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## # ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ####### #### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## # ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ###### ####### ####### [ uXu Index 23-Feb-94 ] [ By The Chief ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ * The intro. "One hundred and eighty!" * Sometimes, there are things not worth it, but then again, sometimes * there are, if you know what I mean? All one need to remember is, * that life is short and if you don't do it today, you might as well * drop it. Who knows what'll happen tomorrow? Each second is a new * one, and whatever comes next is uncertain. Think of it for a * second... See, you didn't know what was going to happen, did you. :) * Well well well.. enough personal thoughts, and on to this release. * A bundle of files and new submissions! Yes, we're happy to say * that there really _is_ an upswing in the contributor area these * days, and that, my friends, is really rewarding. We have Budha * and Greg Iloyd all the way from Brazil, Basehead, one of our * distribution site sysops and Brainiac, from Sweden as new entries * in the contributor section with files to match. The GNN roams the * keyboards with a set of files, Ralph 124C41+ finds himself writing * the final part of his Clean Shaven series and Hedge takes a look * at our society. Finally, the third part in the Castle Chronicles * series. That's it! Now, go on and read something, okay? :) uXu, through Anonymous ftp? uXu Mailing List? Fsp? True! All files (0-183) are available from the sites listed at the end of this file. These sites will get the new releases after the people on the Mailing-List have received their packages. If you have an Internet address, you can subscribe to uXu (and request back-issues) by E-Mailing uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se. When you request back-issues, please list the number(s) of the issue(s) instead of title(s). Example: Subject: uXu BACK-ISSUES Body: 029,041,181,155,063 To subscribe, just let the body of the letter contain the word "SUBSCRIBE", and every new release will be mailed to you as soon as it is ready. Simple and easy. uXu Copyright Notice? We're sorry to have to add this notice to our files, but it was necessary. Please read through the small but informative notice at the end of this textfile and believe us when we tell you that it had to be done. There's absolutely no respect these days. Easy way to find what's new. At the far left-side of the index files, there are stars (or multiplication characters) which let you know what's new since last time. You don't have to read through the whole index for the latest info, just scan the file for the stars. It's a cold February this year... The Chief / uXu --------------------------------------------------------------------- Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know... --------------------------------------------------------------------- Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and leave private mail to The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd like to join. Don't hesitate! Call today! 'netters -> E-Mail The Chief (check address at the end of the file). Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release. You do have to write something for each release to be listed as Member. Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You write when you have something to write about. We do want you to write something for every 3 releases to be listed as Contributor. 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Password protected files are okay too. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Writers Name Specialities State ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Chief - Fiction, News, Coolness, Facts - Member/Ed The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Contributor Ralph 124C41+ - Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix - Contributor Hedge - Fiction and Truths - Contributor Bob Slack - Fun-n-Humor - Contributor FreeStyle - Technical Stuff & Politics - Contributor Suicidal Maniac - Truths (good and bad) and Poetry - Contributor Ripmax - Top-Issues - Contributor BLaZe - Diversive Acts - Contributor Robert Andersson - Fiction - Contributor * Basehead - Humor in a humoristic way - Contributor * Budha & Greg Iloyd - Weirdness in a weird way - Contributors * Brainiac - Chemistry - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- People Who Have Written For uXu In The Past Name Specialities Was ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarlo - Abusiveness, Wit & Blasphemy - Contributor Quiksilver - Lyrics - Contributor Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Anarchy - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Support Boards (check numbers at the end of the file) Name SysOp State ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ripco ][ Dr. Ripco Main U.S. Inlet/Dist Site Demon Roach Underground Grandmaster Ratt‚ Distribution Site, U.S. Solsbury Hill Ophelia Distribution Site, U.S. LHDý Hacksaw Distribution Site, U.S. The Hideaway Lmoe Distribution Site, U.S. Metalland Southwest Drunkfux Distribution Site, U.S. Cyberpunk System Legacy Distribution Site, U.S. The KungFu Theatre Runaway Train Distribution Site, U.S. The Metaphysical Workshop Bob Slack Distribution Site, U.S. The Alliance System 0perator Distribution Site, U.S. Piracetam Burning Chrome Distribution Site, U.S. Channel Zero Basehead Distribution Site, U.S. The Inner Circle The Elemental Distribution Site, U.S. The Truth Sayer's Domain Dr. No Distribution Site, U.S. Airstrip One Frac The Ripper Distribution Site, U.S. CLU 'puternet Hannibal Distribution Site, U.S. * The Escapade Macabre Dr. Menace Distribution Site, U.S. Destiny Stone II Ripmax Distribution Site, Australia Arrested Development Omega Distribution Site, Holland Pegasus Superuser Distribution Site, Switzerland ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Hall Of Thanks Name For... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bellman & DrunkFux ...giving us our first anon. ftp site directories Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file Omega ...fixing things. Filters were unnecessary! :) Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed Tequila Willy ...colors can be fatal, says expert J.T Stoll... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Honorary Members Name For... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work - Technophilia ---------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________________________________________________ I N D E X - Standard Releases 000 - 183 [February 1994] No Title Author Size -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [000] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k [001] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k [002] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k [003] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k [004] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k [005] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k [006] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k [007] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k [008] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k [009] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k [010] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k [011] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k [012] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k [013] Suicide! The GNN 5k [014] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k [015] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k [016] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k [017] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k [018] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k [019] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k [020] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k [021] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k [022] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k [023] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k [024] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k [025] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k [026] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k [027] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k [028] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k [029] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k [030] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k [031] The Truth The GNN 4k [032] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k [033] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k [034] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k [035] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k [036] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k [037] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k [038] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k [039] Depth Charge The GNN 3k [040] Depression The GNN 6k [041] The Excuse The GNN 3k [042] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k [043] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k [044] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k [045] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k [046] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [047] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k [048] AI The GNN 8k [049] Alarm! The GNN 3k [050] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k [051] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k [052] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k [053] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k [054] Errors The GNN 5k [055] Eternal Life The GNN 9k [056] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k [057] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k [058] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k [059] Squib Joke The GNN 4k [060] The Voice The GNN 7k [061] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k [062] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k [063] Divine Problems The GNN 8k [064] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k [065] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k [066] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k [067] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k [068] What Happened? The GNN 3k [069] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k [070] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k [071] Judgement Day The GNN 6k [072] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k [073] Electricity The GNN 7k [074] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k [075] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k [076] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k [077] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k [078] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k [079] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k [080] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k [081] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [082] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k [083] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k [084] 10th Generation The GNN 12k [085] H0w t0 fix ur kredit! Sarlo 3k [086] Headhunter The GNN 6k [087] How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) Ralph 124C41+ 4k [088] Backfire The GNN/Phearless 17k [089] TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts Sarlo 6k [090] People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! The GNN 6k [091] Clean Shaven Beauty Ralph 124C41+ 3k [092] Blackstone Rising Sarlo 11k [093] Meanwhile The GNN 2k [094] uXu Index #8 The Chief 23k [095] Feline Superiority The GNN 6k [096] The Family Man The GNN 6k [097] Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 Phearless 14k [098] Utopia The GNN 9k [099] Two Poems in One Phearless/The GNN 6k [100] A Year With uXu The Chief 11k [101] Sex! The GNN 7k [102] Meaning Of Life The GNN 2k [103] Vampires Anno 90's The GNN 10k [104] Church Of The Re(A)listic The GNN 3k [105] uXu Index #9 The Chief 24k [106] What Do You Think About Bleed? The GNN 7k [107] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg„nger (v2) The Chief 12k [108] Dental Torture The GNN 6k [109] Clean Shaven Beauty II Ralph 124C41+ 3k [110] The Civilized Primitive Prowler The GNN 11k [111] Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out ALL 8k [112] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) The Chief 15k [113] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) The Chief 9k [114] Elite Modemtraders The GNN 23k [115] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One The Chief 10k [116] uXu Index #10 The Chief 26k [117] The Missionary Man The GNN 4k [118] I O U Phearless 10k [119] ...As If Every Day... The GNN 9k [120] Pleasurehouse Interview The Chief 12k [121] Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems The GNN 9k [122] uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine The Chief 18k [123] The Open Road Towards The Future The GNN 8k [124] Everything's Gonna Be Alright... Phearless 13k [125] They Are Coming The GNN 9k [126] Why? The GNN 7k [127] uXu Index #11 The Chief 27k [128] Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics The GNN 8k [129] The Anatomy Of Boredom Ralph 124C41+ 4k [130] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two The Chief 12k [131] Dream On Ralph 124C41+ 6k [132] The House Of The Criminally Insane The GNN 10k [133] The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life The Chief 9k [134] The Last Night Of The World The GNN 9k [135] Death Is Rotten Ralph 124C41+ 7k [136] Live On Stage Again: Messiah! The GNN 8k [137] uXu Index #12 The Chief 28k [138] The Last Frontier The GNN 7k [139] Letters To The State Anon. Contributors 10k [140] The Killing Truth The GNN 6k [141] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions The Chief 11k [142] The Lynch Mob The GNN 9k [143] Prometheus Symptom The GNN 8k [144] Vengeance! Hedge 6k [145] Rage! The GNN 7k [146] The Power The GNN 2k [147] uXu Index #13 The Chief 29k [148] Technophilia Ikonoklast 288k [149] The Art Of Weirdness Bob Slack 6k [150] Declare War! The GNN 7k [151] Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order FreeStyle 20k [152] Settle For Nothing The Chief 11k [153] A Day For Tired People The GNN 8k [154] Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File Suicidal Maniac 10k [155] Ripmax Top Tenners Ripmax 9k [156] The Sad Part Of Raping Hedge 5k [157] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki The Chief 9k [158] Exciting Life The GNN 6k [159] Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones FreeStyle 20k [160] uXu Index #14 The Chief 33k [161] An Amazing Christmas Tale The GNN 8k [162] The Man Behind The GNN 8k [163] Bob - The Serial Killer The GNN 10k [164] How To Make a Bomb! The GNN 7k [165] We Love You, Pigs! The Chief 8k [166] Interrogation The GNN 8k [167] Red Team The GNN 8k [168] 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets BLaZe 3k [169] The Stand The GNN 8k [170] A Theory of Justice - The Game Show The GNN 7k [171] Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop The GNN 12k [172] uXu Index #15 The Chief 34k * [173] The Eternal Machine The GNN 6k * [174] We Are The Robots Hedge 8k * [175] Clean Shaven Beauty III Ralph 124C41+ 4k * [176] Operation Moon Sucker The GNN 9k * [177] Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! Basehead 6k * [178] How To Talk With ET's Without Being... Budha & Greg Iloyd 4k * [179] The Unpaid Workers of Politics Hedge 7k * [180] Wild West The GNN 9k * [181] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three The Chief 11k * [182] Who Knows? The GNN 10k * [183] uXu Index #16 The Chief 35k -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 10 [February 1994] No Title Author Size ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [01] VaktB, Best„mmelser f”r Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k [02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k [03] Vattenfall, Datas„kerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k [04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k [05] Analys av R”da Arm‚ Fraktionens Politiska M†l The GNN 22k [06] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj„rna Ajo 10k [07] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj„rna II - The Return Ajo 7k [08] Fandboken v0.92 Ahrvid Engholm 563k [09] Avlivaren Robert Andersson 5k * [10] Kemi F”r Alla Brainiac 17k ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I N D E X - Den Svenska Rapporten (DSR) Swedish [February 1994] [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News] No Release Date Size --------------------------------------- [01] Sep 18, 1991 27k [02] Oct 28, 1991 45k [03] Mar 31, 1992 23k [04] Apr 30, 1992 28k [05] May 31, 1992 97k [06] Jun 30, 1992 133k [07] Jul 31, 1992 133k [08-10] Oct 31, 1992 61k [11] Nov 30, 1992 78k [12] Jan 22, 1993 109k [13] Feb 28, 1993 74k [14] Mar 31, 1993 75k --------------------------------------- * uXu - Description Index Standard Releases ^ / \ / \ /\ /\ / \ / \ Underground eXperts United < uXu > Release Update #16 \ / \ / Feb 23, 1994 \/ \/ \ / \ / v January February January February January February Releases 1994: 173: "The Eternal Machine" by The GNN. There are minds behind your every success. Behind all failures. And if you thought it was you, you're wrong. Just think about it for a second and you have the answer, or read this one if you want to cheat. 174: "We Are The Robots" by Hedge. This marks the return of the creative and enlighted Hedge, with a file on our society, what controls the average mind, and what could happen (or is happening) when the government starts to pick up on it. 175: "Clean Shaven Beauty III" by Ralph 124C41+. The final and last part of these creamy stories with yet another astounding end that you won't expect (or what do I know.. maybe you've figured Ralph out?). 176: "Operation Moon Sucker" by The GNN. One damn fine story I'd like to say. Hey, wait a minute. Did I say story? Hmm, well, it's not completely fiction anyway. Some of these things really happened. Yeah, believe it. We're from Sweden, remember? 177: "Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!!" by Basehead. The Overlord Power-Destructo-Death-Head's finest tricks and tips that will do you good, if you decide to read this one that is. You _do_ believe me, don't you? 178: "How To Talk With ET's..." by Budha & Greg Iloyd. Feeling a bit out of touch, I'm not sure how to describe this one. The best thing would be to just let you read it and decide for yourself. To be honest though, yes, it does have something to do with aliens. 179: "The Unpaid Workers of Politics" by Hedge. Now, this is really a sequel to the 'We Are The Robots' file, and rightly so too. Another look at our society, from another angle, and on another subject. Makes you think, and that is good. 180: "Wild West" by The GNN. Yes we all know it, but most people try to hide behind the shiny, flashy front. America? Land of the free? The one who told you that is your enemy. Or what was it Rage Against The Machine said? 181: "Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three" by The Chief. A quick look at a dark page in Steve Castle's life. Yes, it is the third part, and hopefully not the last (or I will be shot or sumpthin'). Continuing where part 2 left off. 182: "Who Knows?" by The GNN. At this moment, this one isn't what it originally was, and the reasons behind the change are not worth to mention. Lets just say that it doesn't matter. Okay, it doesn't matter. 183: "uXu Index #16" by The Chief. No, it's hasn't changed. Why? Well, probably because it's okay as it is, huh? :) Enough of that! This is the index file, where you find news, updates on everything worth updating, statistics (sort of), lists of places and people we think you'd want to know about, a general hint to what them new files are about (in case you're looking for something special, perhaps?), and other assorted things. We'd like you to check out: - An introduction about current events by The Chief. - Updated Writer and Support Board Lists. - An updated uXu Hall of Thanks and Honorary Member List. - An updated list of all uXu files in Short format. - In-depth descriptions of the new files. - An updated list of places where to contact uXu. [#183 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also call these fine boards: [Standing by until Release #17] Arrested Development [+31]-77-547477 [v32b] (uXu Holland Outlet) Pegasus [+41]-71-715577 [v32b] (uXu Switzerland Outlet) The Stash [+46]-13-175042 [v32b] (uXu Sweden Home) Destiny Stone II [+61]-92-462553 [14.4] (uXu Australian Outlet) The Inner Circle [203]-293-1471 [14.4] (uXu U.S. Outlet) * The Escapade Macabre [206]-565-0786 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The Truth Sayer's Domain [210]-493-9975 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Solsbury Hill [301]-428-8317 [14.4] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Ripco ][ [312]-528-5020 [14.4] (uXu Main U.S. In/Outlet) Cyberpunk System [316]-942-0064 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The Metaphysical Workshop [317]-736-6439 [2400] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The KungFu Theatre [401]-351-5345 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Channel Zero [410]-426-7737 [2400] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Airstrip One [512]-371-7971 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) CLU 'puternet [515]-232-7631 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The Alliance [612]-251-8596 [16.8] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The Hideaway [708]-748-1911 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Metalland Southwest [713]-468-5802 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362 [2400] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Piracetam [813]-996-3902 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) LHDý [818]-546-2332 [14.4] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Notes: ------ Pegasus [+41] 10 lines in, X.25 NUA: +228 4752 1 2574 The Truth Sayer's Domain [210] 6pm-12mid CST Lunatic Labs [213] Sometimes The Metaphysical Workshop [317] Weekdays 9pm-4pm, weekends 9pm-9am ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The uXu Connection ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Internet - chief@lysator.liu.se (The Chief) - ralph@sfbbs.edvina.se (Ralph 124C41+) FTP Sites - ftp.lysator.liu.se /pub/texts/uxu - zero.cypher.com /pub/uxu - etext.archive.umich.edu /pub/Zines/UXU (+ gopher) FSP Sites - 146.169.2.1 Port 21 /other101/Online-Book- Initiative/NewsLetters/UXU Mailing List - uxu-info@lysator.liu.se (to post to all list-members) - uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se (for administrative stuff) IRC Channel - #uxu (weekends mostly) * Snail Mail - uXu, c/o Svensson, Kantorsg. 4:415, 754 24 Uppsala, Sweden [BLEED I and II can be found at ftp.luth.se in /pub/amiga/game/role] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Underground eXperts United Copyright Notice ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The files spread by uXu is copyrighted material, however spreading is allowed as long as the following rules are followed: - No commercial spreading whatsoever. - Filenames are in the format UXU-nnn.TXT where nnn is the valid number of that release. 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