### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ####### [ Acid Human Terrorism ] [ By The GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ ACID HUMAN TERRORISM by THE GNN/DC/uXu This is a file that you should use if you really want to hurt someone. It can be used on anyone, your parents, your girlfriend, your mates or why not your teachers? Read the instructions, wait for the right time and STRIKE! 1. THE PARTY DRINK You are at a party. At this special party there's this jerk you just can't stand. Fill 1/3 of a glass with acid, acetone or anything that look clear and smell strong. Add some ice and a nice umbrella for maximum effect. Later on the party, when your friend has got very un-sober, give him the glass. He will probably drink it without a sign of pain and walk away to peacefully to die somewhere else. You don't have to offer someone the drink. Just place it on a table during the party and I bet that some greedy bastard will pick it up and think "Ah! Free drink!" and quickly drink it. 2. THE EYE REMOVER Your girlfriend or mother or father or equal uses eye-droppers for some cause? Sneak into the bathroom and empty the dropper and replace the stuff with acid. This is very painful. 3. THE MOUTH REMOVER So none of your friends are using eye-droppers? Ok, maybe they are using these "plax" things that you wash your mouth with before you brush them? I have studied people who use Plax and they never smell or sip on the fluid they just drink it because they KNOW it tastes good every day. Just replace it with something strong and watch their tongues flush down the toilet. 4. THE RECTUM REMOVER So your friend neither use eye-droppers or plax? Maybe he's using enema? Many people who got problems with their stomach uses handy rectal syringes that you can buy in 30-pack. Replace with...oh yes... 5. NICE CLOTHES Who can stand these snobbish ass-licking creeps that walks around at school/work and looks at you like you were a low-budget human? Hide a bottle of sulfuric acid in your locker or desk and next time the jerks walks by, pour some into a glass. Not too much! Then walk behind them and throw it onto their back. They will not feel anything but their clothes will disappear quickly. This can also be fun to do on random people on the street. 6. FLOWER-POWER Many people love flowers. Maybe your neighbour? You know, the dick who shot your cat last week? Next time he's about to give them some water let your friend distract him for a minute while you pour a litre of acid into the bucket of water. Even if there's five litres of water in the bucket, one litre is more than enough to kill all the plants he feeds... 7. SOMETHING TO TRY ON THE COMPLETE IDIOT Get a little bottle of glass and write "TEST 1" on it. Then write a note who says "We have discovered that this substance increases the size of a normal human penis with 1/3 of the original size in less than one year. Simply pour the liquid over the forehead and...(etc)" Stuff it all into a box and write the address of some non-existing chemistry lab on it. Place it on the street. There's a good chance that some idiot will find it and steal it. He will go home, he will open it, he will read the note and then try it because you never know, it MIGHT work... But he will soon discover that 1/3 of his penis is GONE instead. There's loads of other ways to terrorize your fellows with acid, but I can't remember anything more right now. Anyway, I hope I have got your brain to start thinking... /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ XXX ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS FROM JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 XXX ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________