### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ## [ Golf Ball Enjoyment ] [ By Phearless ] ____________________________________________________________________ GOLF BALL ENJOYMENT by Phearless for uXu We all know what happens if you put a golf ball in a microwave oven, and switch it on... BANG! And you'll have a brand new kitchen to redecorate. Now... with such a devastating effect, you can have great fun, right? But how could we make our enemies/non-friends to put a golf ball in their microwave? You probably have your own ideas about how to perform this your own way... However, for you out there looking for new ideas, read on and enjoy. Specific target/victim, the situation... Your girlfriend was out with your best friend "having fun" yesterday, you are not feeling too great about this so you think she's got to be taught a lesson (for life?). She's got frozen brownies (big ones) in her freezer. You know that she Always un-freeze them in the microwave... well there you have it. You pick up one of the brownies from the freezer and let it unfreeze (in room temperature... you don't want to microwave it :) ). When it's soft enough, you dig out the core of the brownie and put a (guess what) golf ball in it. Then "close" the brownie so there's no sign of it being prepared. Now, put it back in the freezer among the other cookies and brownies. Ok, now just go steady with her as usual (yeah, you "don't know" about her little "accident" with your best friend, right?), until one day you're at work and get an urgent call from the local hospital... The police will later on probably ask what's happened... and there will probably be evidence enough to tell it was a golf ball that was the cause of the explosion. Now what will you say? Suggestions; a) - "Well Mr Policeman, we had a break-in earlier this year, and they raided the freezer too, they only left some pork and some cookies and brownies. They might have put it in one of the brownies! What? No, we didn't report the break-in, since no money was missing, we thought the police had more important things to do." b) - "Yeah, I put it in a brownie, I've read about golf balls and putting them in microwave ovens. I never had an IDEA! that it would be dangerous! I thought it would only cause a loud noise when exploding! I truly regret what I have done, and hope that she will forgive me." <- You'll get jail for this one! Ok. Now you probably have a dozen of your own ideas, so I'll not keep you occupied reading this. Go out and ruin someone's day/life now! Phearless.. writing for Underground eXperts United... in January... 1992. ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________