### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### [ How To Shrink a Head ] [ By THE GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ HOW TO SHRINK A HEAD By THE GNN/DC/uXu Hello and welcome to another "how to..." file! This time I will teach you the basic knowledge on shrinking heads. Don't say "How barbaric!" now, because you will soon realize that having a collection of heads is the cult-phenomena of the 90's! 1. At first you need a human head. This is the hard part. Remember to be careful when you cut it off from the body. 2. Then you have to remove the cranium. The is easily done by cutting from the forehead, over the head and down to the back of the head. Remove everything inside the head. 3. Now boil the skin from the head in ordinary water for about half an hour. The head should now be about 1/3 of its original size. 4. Scrap off the last pieces of flesh on the inside of the head and sew the mouth, eyes and back of the head shut. 5. Now take 5-6 small rocks and put them into a fire until they get red hot. Roll them inside the head - one at a time - and model the head until it get the original look. If the head is to small for rocks, use sand instead. 6. Now work with the head for a couple of hours every day in a week and viola - you got yourself a real human head! It's the perfect ice-breaker at parties. "Wanna come home and look at my shrunk heads?" Well, these heads are also told to give you eternal life somehow but I doubt it. Maybe it will give you a couple of years in a asylum if you boast too much about them. If you are having trouble finding heads, just use your imagination! A friend of mine used to shrink the heads of his ex-girlfriends. Call INFO ADDICT, home of Underground eXperts United at +46-###-####. ______________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________________