### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ###### ####### [ Misc Crimes ] [ By THE GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ Don't be stupid, be a smarty come and join the anarchy party! Note: You are responsible for actions taken. 1. Construct a powerful smokebomb. And I mean Powerful! Also make a time- delay with minimum 10 min time. Assemble the bomb and the delay and place in something "neutral" like a bag. Enter your favorite store and place the bomb by the counters. Be sure to place it so no one will see it or like if it belong to the staff. You don't want some idiot to see it and rush after you and shout "hey you forgot this...". Walk around in the store for a while and when the bomb begins to produce smoke rush to the counters! Everybody will run to the exit but not you! Hidden in the smoke you can easily empty all the counters and then walk away... Be sure to not be in the smoke to long! You don't wanna get poisoned! 2. When the post-office is closed you can buy stamps in small machines that's placed on the outside. These little things are real gold-mines! They contain stamps at a value of $100 and sometimes even up to $300! Wrap a chain around it and attach it to the bumper of your cool car and remove it from the wall. Take it home and weld it open. And if all stamps are sold out then? Idiot! Then it's money at the same amount instead which makes this to a all-time winner! 3. To get a car in the middle of the day, without the need of destruction of the window do like this: Visit a car dealer (far away from your home, you don't wanna get recognized) and pick a good car. Ask for a test-drive. Drive away and never return. Now you have got a good vehicle for crimes or transport. But remember that the company will report it to the police very soon so use it for whatever you need it for fast! The advantages for getting a car this way is that you can get any car you want, together with the keys. No hot-wiring required! ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________