ŪßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßŪßßßßßßßßßßßßßßŪ Ū PUD: Pizza Underground Digest. Ū Feb. 22 1993 Ū Ū Issue 1, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1. ŪÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜŪ ŪÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜŪ "You suck. Everything about you sucks. Get over it." -Baphomet. ž PUD. Why? Why not is much more the case. PUD was a rude joke about a certain local sysop. He was rank. He didn't know anything but was assured he knew everything. His most famous exploit other than locking a bunch of people out of his board over a little misunderstanding, honest we didn't mean to give so many people sysop access, was his PIZZA.TXT. It would probably be the most vile thing you have ever seen, that is why I refrain from posting such a travesty here. Other reasons? Well NO COURiER and I were reading a bunch of newsletters from a group called, BLaH. Imagine my amazement to see a group of individuals as rude and uncouth as NO COURiER and I. Well joining them was the first thought on both of our minds, but why join when you can just start up your own little LaMeR publication. ž WaReZ. How to get them. Somewhere else you damn lamer. Warez have no place here. This is a forum for public bashing of all topics. No matter what. ž Conspiracy. Your line is tapped. The FBI watches you constantly. Of course this only applies if you run a really big, 20megz!, 2400 baud, 2 day ware board. If so, watch out they are after you. ž Topics. Topics to discuss. Anything and Everything. If something bothers you then send mail to NO COURiER or I and we will include your grievance in the next issue, that is of course if we like you. If not well that is just to bad for you isn't it. Stories, Poetry. Well why not all damn little mock publications like this have them, so send your in. It will get put here. ž Pizza. Emm-hmmm. Send in those recipes. ž Rules. Rule number one. No public thrashing of VBBS. There are no bbs packages as well put together as this fine piece of QuickBasic coding. If you crack on here you will be publibly humiliated. ž Lies. The above was a complete and utter lie. VBBS sucks. Worse than you. there is nothing lower than VBBS. Except maybe a typical VBBS sysop. Gee, I hope that didn't offend you because if it did, too fucking bad. QuickBasic sucks. "But the VBBS comm routines are in ASM!" SO what!? The bbs still is slow, pathetic and well worse than anything mankind will ever see next to Delta Burke and Rosanne bar in a lesbian scene. ž Coming soon. Since both NO COURiER and I liked BLaH so much look for a format sort-a like it had. In other words, any where from one to five issues a day. On what? Whatever. But all letters will be greatly appreciated. Why? Because we value losers like yourself and your sad-ass input. What do you say when you write in? Whatever in the fuck you feel like. It doesn't matter crack on me, crack on the US goverment crack on a . Just as long as it is though-provoking, well as long as it is more than one word. ž How to get in touch: Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 ž Support Boards. See line 32. žžž End of PUD 1:1, "Remember drinks aren't always cold." žžž