PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC _____ _____ ______ _____ PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC / _ /\ / _ /\ /_ __/\ / ___/\ PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC / ___/ // ___/ /_\/ /\_\// /\__\/ PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC /_/\__\//_/\__\//_____/\ /____/\ PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC \_\/ \_\/ \_____\/ \____\/ PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC Presents Nick Silkworth _ ___ ___ __ __ /\ / \\_/ / _ \ / / / / (Is a GOAL) / \/ /__ / / \/ / /_/ / ofla / / // // / / / d lm / // // /___ / / e /__/\__//_//_____//__/\__\ r (By Enigma) s Apologies: I apologize for being a dick and Putting this guys name in the text file. (ORNOT) He fukn deserves it. anyone who is that fukn fag ass deserves it. Here is a phone conversation that a friend typed up: (It was about color codes on WC Boards) If you wanna call and ask him about it call him @ (616)962-7438 NICK: your not on the computer? USER X: No I'm not on the computer, I have a life you fukn lamer.. USER X: So do you have any more lamer ass questions to ask? NICK: Hey wait a sec, I'm not lamer. I can gaurantee your one though. NICK: I can gaurantee it NICK: About me being right, and you being wrong. USER X: Whatever Nick. NICK: what do you mean whatever? USER X: Don't you understand what whatever means? USER X: or are you a dumb Geek. NICK: Oh, I get it. I'm not a geek. you should know better then that. USER X: Why should I know better? NICK: I'm your master, you worship me. USER X: I don't fukn think so., NICK: what it all comes down to is that eveyone worships nick. USER X: Bacause Nick is the king of lamers. NICK: NO, not because Nick is the king of lamers. USER X: It sure does help though. (Nick mumbles about how lamer is not in the dictionary) (After being ignored for about 10 minutes.) NICK: I'll let ya go now. Now lets examine this a minute. Nick acts like a lamer, Talks like a lamer. Asks questions like a lamer. So what could he be? I feel it is best represented by the following formula: (LAMER TALK) + (LAMER ACTS) + (LAMER QUESTIONS)/ X = Lamerness Always + Always + Constantly / X = NICK I think this equation is better if you count the number of times in X minutes that each of these things happen. Now you should do this several times to make sure they are not just having a lame day. The Results: +--------+--------+--------+ | POLL 1 | POLL 2 | POLL 3 | -----------------+--------+--------+--------+ LAME Shit | 7 | 4 | 5 | -----------------+--------+--------+--------+ Stupid Questions | 13 | 8 | 12 | -----------------+--------+--------+--------+ Stupid Answears | 3 | 9 | 15 | -----------------+--------+--------+--------+ TOTALS | 23 | 21 | 32 | -----------------+--------+--------+--------+ Ratio Per Minute | 4.6 | 4.2 | 6.4 | -----------------+--------+--------+--------+ These were for 5 minute tests. Average lamers register about 2-4 on this test But Nick Seemed to consistantly score REALLY high.. Try this test on anyone. It's not perfect, but I do it often, Keep scores, dates, etc. loads of fun.. :) ______________ _ __ _____ _ \ / /\ / \ /__// _ \ /\ / \ /\ \ _____/ / \/ /___ / / \__\ / \/ // \ / __\___ / / // // / ____ / / // /\ \ / // // // /__\ // // __ \ \___________//__/\__/ \__\\_______//__/_/_//__/ \__\ (C)opright --== Phose Inc. ==-- 1994 All Rights reserved. PHOSE and PHREE are trademarks of PHOSE international and PHOSE incorperated. Blah blah blah and a bunch of other small print shit. THIS FILE IS FROM THE ONE AND ONLY __ __ ______________________ ______________ / \\ /.~\ /__ __/ ~/ __ ~\/ ~/ ~\ INDEPENDANT //|:\\ // /\\_/. /\/ _/\___/. // / _/\__/ . / \ -=FOREVER=- / . \\ // / / / /./_ / \ // _ _/ . _/ \/ / / /\ /. |. \/. / / / /// ____ /¸ / / / ____/ / / /// 2 Nodes // || // /_/_/ /./ / / / ¸ / ///| Ringdown /_____|__/_______\__///______ /___/ /________/________/ / :14.4/1.5Gigs Y________\________\__/_______/\__/___/\_______/_________\/; .206-652-3086 : _____ _____ ______ /\____ ____\__\/ _________ /\____ ________________ . /°__~//._ ~//. ~//—_____\/°__~/ __//._ ~/ /~//._____\/. ~/ _/—__/¸__/ /./__ //—/ ///—/ .//___ \_/./___//_ //—/ /—/.//___ \_//—/ /—_/¸/_/ /_ _/____//____//__/__\_____|° /____/___//____/___/_____|° /__/_/__/_ °/_ ~/ \________________________ /_________________________ ./_________/ __/—/ =_*_=_°_Y_—_ _¸_°_¸_=_*_¸\/_°_=_¸_=_¸_=_°_=_¸_=_°_*_=\/_=_Y_°__=_*_=_¸/ ~ ~ Y ~ | ~ Y ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ | ~~ ~ ~ Y ~ | : : Thousands&Thousands Of obscure files >OnLine< ; | This file has been for educational and informational purposes only ; . Sysops- Mescalito Ted & Datura . ; . .