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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ®How To Spot A Nigger! ! ! ! !¯ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Now I am sure that all of you reading this already have a pretty good idea of what a nigger is.I know what you are thinking, Black ,Am I right folks?Yes,I know I am.I did a survey of over 4 people and asked them,"What do you think a nigger is?".Thier Response surprisingly enough was,"A black guy." Welp kiddies,I am here to dispell all myths of exactly what a nigger is! First off ,A nigger isn't exactly a black guy...A nigger is a combonation of things,all to be listed below. 1)#1 on our nigger list is the music,they ALL listen to rap ,hip-hop (what the fuck is that really?) and anything with enormous ammounts of bass.This,for one thing,is just really fucking stupid,why the fuck would you want your ears to bleed from this anti-white music?And you can ALSO tell a poor nigger from a rich/middle class nigger ,by asking them if they know the lyrics to thier songs.if they do, that means that they can't afford a decent (in thier oppinion,but of course) bass machine. 2)#2 on our nigger list is thier clothes ,The baggiest fucking clothes in the world are what every day Joe T Nigger is wearing. And they just happen to look like Blue-Suade shoe re-incarnations. They also have these fucked up lookin' pants that have pockets sliding down from thier ass to thier the back o' thier knees. Why? They ALSO let them "sag" in the back so thier ugly shit smelling ass hangs out to offend all "Honkey Punks". 3)#3 on our list o' nigger traits,is the cars they drive. Tinted windows ,195 inch woofers, 0% trebel.About 25 million of those trees ,and the biggest fucking pair of fuzzy dice you have ever seen.They drive at like 5mph and have it so loud it drowns the sound virtually ANYTHING! 4)Number 4 on our nigger will deviate from the nigger of today, to concentrate on the nigger of yesteryear.You know, Greasy Jeri-Curl (However the fuck you spell it) hair,about 17 gold teeth,and two brass knuckles that say Super ,and Fly..They wear polyester leisure suits that they find at the 2nd hand shop And Are Smooth talking ,in that ever so comfortable squeaky voice. 5)#5 ,the hairdoes of the conventional nigger. The hairdo's of the conventional nigger are very diffrent from the normal people,No matter how how much a nigger might try ,it will ALWAYS look like pubic hair,And it is STILL greasy. Mr.Joe T. Nigger,probobly gets it from eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken so damn much.1 hairdo being,the BOX.looks like a godamned cardboard box was put on thier head,and the barber just shaved away .Much like the BOWL hair do that is ever so popular.I don't know what other hairdo's are called But they all look like shit. 6) There is no number six. 7)#7 is directed at thier psuedo-language Niggers have this language I like to call -=Niggerese=- It is Kinda' like english,but it is 90% improper grammer, 5% African Accent which I might add is usually fake. And 5% Illiteracy.Some of thier more POPULAR phrases are of course, Homey,Homes,Homeboy,HomeSkillet,Word,Word up,Raw,Fresh,Dope,Dope Fly Fly ,HomeFry ,G (usually after a Whad-up).Whaddup G ,Whaddup Q ,Q,Chill, Brothah',MoFuckah',Honkey ,Punk (I consider this used under wrong context) Fuckin' Headbanger (I have been refered to this MANY TIMES) Homey-G, Dj,Dee-Jay,VJ/Veejay,Girl,GirlFrendd,And a varied assortment of others. 8)#8 This is for stuff they call White People. Whitey ,Whit Boy,Punk,Punk ass mother fucka',Honkey ,Cracker,Pale, Pale Ass Motha' Fucka',White Bread (How Lame),And Various Others. 9)Miscellaneous Stuff they do , Forget to take the wrapper off of a snickers bar 90% of the time, Say they are a 100% nigger,and don't need no damn Ejuhmuhkayshun (In English-Education).Allow other niggers to call them Niccah,or nigger.. But beat the shit out of a white dude for calling him that. Have sex with thier reletives (mostly in southern states). Forget to take the condom out of the package ,and scratch up thier partner,and have on hell of a time gettin' thier dick in it. Be Plain ole' stupid ,Walk with a retarded slouch ,and hands crossed over thier chest on opposite shoulder.Wear "X" hats,what the fuck are they gonna do? get together with a bunch of people with "O" hats a play Nigger-Tac-Toe? 10) Although this doesn't belong in How to Identify nigger text, Here some stuff you can try for fun. a)Try boiling a nigger to see if everybody really is the same color underneath. b)Go Nigger hunting in a urban area, Preferably in a car with a fire extinguisher. c)Call them some names ,like: Alabama Porch Monkey (Personal Favorite) Nigger (duh) African Butt Miner Shit (hahah) spook Yahoo Black ass bass monkey mother fucker Shit with limbs. Feces that walks erect Monkey Fucker 1) Have you ever noticed how them dumb wads of shit always have tags still on thier clothes? What the fuck is that up with? Exactly What do they do this for? To show that they are dumb enough To pay too much for shitty clothes? Really Doesn't do too much for my oppinion of them as it is. 12) Thier Sneakers,aaah yes,the sneakers, What would these greasy motherfuckers do without these nasty looking slabs of "Simulated" leather sneakers with fucking air-pumps and 2 foot soles,They pay TOO much for them and think it is C00L to waste hundres of $$$ On a covering for the possibly the STUPIDEST (cool word huh?) part of the human body,it looks pretty stupid ,And smells real bad.And has more fungis living on it than month old shit (much like niggers!!) I mean come on,what the fuck? 13) Thier attitude , Holyer than thou kiss my butt and be like me or be called "HEADBANGER" attitude. They should be shot for being so fucking nieve. Wake up niggers , your a minority ,much like 49% of EVERYONE in the world. And you will NEVER (and i quote) "Have white people picking your cotton." 14) Have you ever seen one of thier modern day heros? They have a sock on thier head,with some lint hanging off. C'mon nigger boys.WHY? I laugh my ass off every time I see someone wearing one. And not only do they look retarded,they cost like $25.00 ...why?? 15) Welp ...This is the last one so I had better make it good,Ah yes,here we go. -=Nigger Names=- They (especially the younger ones) have some pretty stupid names ... Like Taiwan Daiwan ,Lookeesha,Yolanda Mooka (yip, Moo-Kuh), Booda (Boo-Duh) Thou some niggers may be called the latter two as nicknames,for some that is thier legal name. Dooky Notice how they sound annd how they are spelled,you can easily see they are nigger names by seeing how ther are spelled. Dilan (Die-Lahn),Tylan Mowdulan (Mow-Duh-Lawn). Welp people, Since I had to rush out issue 0 and issue 1 I didn't have a chance to really edit it, Correct errors. Here ya go. 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