ÚÄÄÂÄÄÂÄÂÄ¿ ÚÄ¿ÚÄ¿ :::::ÜßßßÜ:ÜÜÛÛÛßß:ܲÛÛÛÛÜ::: ³ Ú¿ ÃÄ´ ³ ³ ÀÙÚÙ :::ÜÛÝ:::ÞÝÛÛܲÛÝßÞÛÛÛÜÜÛ²Ý:: ³°³ ³°³°³°ÀÄ´°Ú¿À¿ and :Ü۲ܲÜ::ß:ß²Û²ÛÛÜÜþÛÛßÛÛÛÛ:: ÀÄÙ ÀÄÁÄÁÄÄÄÁÄÙÀÄÙ ß:Û±Û²ÛÛßßß:±ßßßÛßÜÜÛÝÞÛ²ÜÝ:: ::Û°ß::::ßßß°::ß:::ßÛ:ÛÛ²ß:gh ° ß± File #008: Satern (By James Hetfield) ° ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ So, you want to be cool? You've got your KMFDM CD's, you've been reading about Eastern Religions, and, of course, you have your own band that refers to your genetalia in every song. You use the words "nigger" and "Jew" in every other sentance. And yet, you still really don't feel "Cool". What's to be done? Well, first off, you're obviously forgetting a trenchcoat. Everyone who is cool has a black trenchcoat. Also, if you really want to be cool, you can't forget to wear lots of eyeliner, whether you are male or female, lots of eyeliner dripping off your face puts on a totally new "cool"ness about you. You just HAVE to run a BBS to be cool. Some good names for BBSes are things like "Jew-Slayers Anonymous" or "Poisoned Wench BBS". Oh, obviously you have to live in Wilmette, Illinois to be cool. That's a given. You have to watch "A Clockwork Orange" Or "Rocky Horror" to be cool. You have to be in the mafia to be cool. You have to smell like sewage to be cool. You don't wash your hair or shave your legs if you're cool. You order water and nothing else at restaurants when you're cool You carry lots of things around with you when you're cool. Like your favorite books that no one else has read and you get to think of them as peons and unintellectual because they haven't. Or loaves of bread. When you're cool you use the word ignorance a lot when you're cool you own the internet Cool people were Shades and Yamakas at Rave concerts Cool people talk about Sex a lot ... but don't get any Cool people read Samuel Beckett ... and understand it Cool people think _Tommy_ is crap Cool people don't do lunch Cool people... don't exist ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ MiLK & TeA Sights: ³ ³ ³ ³ The Obloid Sphere 41:708/1 [708]965-3098 [Illinoizze] ³ ³ The Land of Rape and Honey 41:609/1 [609]698-1358 [New Jarsee] ³ ³ ³ ³ Note: These are the only two MiLK & TeA sights to date. There are like ³ ³ 10,000 other boards supposedly ready to be milk and tea sights, but until ³ ³ I get the news that say they are ready to distribute, They'll remain ³ ³ unlisted. -Jamesy ³ ³ ³ ³ An udder note: The addresses listed above are for [LaMENeT], The offical ³ ³ net of M&T. You can reach the editors of M&T through the boards listed ³ ³ above with LaMENeT Addresses. Whoomp, there it is. ³ ³ ³ ³ .nfo: File: #008 Author: James Hetfield ³ ³ Size: 4363 Bytes Title: "Satern" ³ ³ ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ