GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD G G w _____ ____ 1 1 1 "CHEESEBURGER" w D // | \ 11 11 11 by Kp Neato Dee D * || ____ | || | 1 1 1 * G || || \ / | || | 1 1 1 issue #111 of "GwD: The American Dream G w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 111 111 with a Twist -- of Lime" * rel 09/20/01 w D D GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- MAN. YOU NEED A BACON DOUBLE-CHEESEBURGER, DAMNIT. THOSE ARE COOL, AND THEY'RE 99 CENTS. THE OTHER DAY THEY HAD CHANGED OVER FROM SELLING DOUBLE CHEESEBS TO BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBS FOR THE SAME PRICE BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT YET. SO I WAS ORDERING MY USUAL DOUBLE CHEESEB. AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH AND THE LADY SAID "THAT'LL BE $2-SOMETHING" AND I WENT "HUH? AREN'T THOSE LIKE A DOLLAR?" "NO. NOT ANY MORE." THEN I TRIED TO COMMUNICATE THAT I WANTED WHATEVER SORT OF BURGER THING THEY HAD THAT COST ABOUT A DOLLAR. BIG MAC, DOUBLE SOMETHING, WHATEVER... IF IT'S WITHIN 10 CENTS OF A DOLLAR, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. GOSH DURNIT. THE DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO LIKE TO BE ASKED INEQUALITIES. WHY AM I WRITING THIS? UNFORTUNATELY, I KNOW WHY... AND IT'S SCARY. BYE. --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- Issue#111 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585 copyright (c) MMI Kp Neato Dee/GwD Publications /---------------\ copyright (c) MMI GwD, Inc. All rights reserved. :MONEY SHOTS INC: a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD : Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/ FYM -+- http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org -+- FYM GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD