=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Skanning Phun! -------------- So I'm sitting here just jackin' around with the computer.. I'm bored as hell, nothing to do.. 'till I remember my new modem. . .The one with the really loud speaker... Hmm? What could I do with that? I've already called all of my bulletin boards for today, so I can't do that.. I'm not in the mood to get on the IRC. I KNOW! I'll scan!.. Sounds like a good idea.. So I find an old copy of ToneLoc on my drive, fire it up, and start scanning.. Hmm.. disconnected number, fax machine.. busy.. Kinda boring exchange this morning... Suddenly, a chick answers the phone. "hello!" Of course, I can't say anything, wouldn't say anything even if I could... She asks again.. "hello!!!" Still no reply. She starts wondering what's going on.. "WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Whew.. Kinda over reacted didn't she. Heh. Made for a good laugh tho. But there is a point to all of this. The week after I did that scan, I recieved 2 letters in the mail from USWEST. I'd receieved them before... Dear Customer: The purpose of this letter is to bring to your attention that on January 3, 1993 at 1:47 AM, your telephone number, (XxX) XxX-XxXx, was identified through our Call Trace Service. The party receiving the call from your number activated Call Tracer Service in the belief that it was a potentially harassing call. Occasionally wrong numbers and hang-up calls are considered by the recipients as potentially harassing. Call Trace information is not generally released to customers except in response to court orders or proper requests from law enforcement agencies. Since this was a single occurrence, we assume that no further action will be necessary. Thank you for your attention in this matter. If you have questions or need additional information, please call our office. Sincerely, Shirley Security Assistant U S WEST Communications Call Identification Center 1-800-582-0655 COTONE/BLB Anyway.. Let me point out a few things about this letter. First of all, the lamer (whoever "reported" me) paid $1.50.. For what? To have this stupid letter sent. And you know they're never going to do anything about the goddamn thing. Fuckin rip off. Second, let me point out "since this is a single occurrence..." Hell no it isn't. I've recieved at least 5-10 of these letters in the past. And let me point out some more things. First, who the hell is this Shirley bitch?? (ignorant slut) No last name? That sounds a little strange to me. She always signs them all. But who is she? Just some bitch with a pen who signs stuff? I mean.. If they can't even sign a last name, how can they expect anyone to take it seriously? I know I don't. Also, on the two letters I kept, the "Shirley" was signed by two different people. It is quite obvious that two different people did it. I have also heard of other people having the same experience with the Shirley sig. And one last note.. The letters seem to have been printed on a laser printer of some sort.. Yet the person who typed it was different? Note the bottom, the one I typed here said "COTONE/BLB." First, what the hell is "cotone?" Some division of secretaries for the goddamn call trace service?? BLB must be some bumbling secretary who types rip-off lame-ass call trace letters all day long. The other one is named "JNG".. From COTONE too. I guess this explains why that bitch shirley doesn't put a last name. I will now present to you a few little profiles, of interesting people I found while scanning... I would like you to think while reading, about what these people must be thinking. They're yelling into the phone at silence, or doing other strange things. They obviously have no life, and waaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much time on their hands. And too much money in their wallet if they decide on the call trace option.. I called one guy, and he answered like usual, with a hello. Less then 3 seconds later... "IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PICK UP THE PHONE, DON'T CALL YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!" As you can tell, he's a very paitent individual. Ah and then my two records.. The first: "Hello.." (Male voice..) "Hello.." He kept doing this.. said 14 hellos before my modem cut him off while hanging up after the 1 minute timeout, on the 15th hello. This man is REALLY intelligent, don't you think? Record two, beat the first one: "Hello?" (Male voice..) "Hello?" (little girl's voice) "Who is this?" (little girl's voice) "Hello!" (Man's voice again) This went back and forth for the full minute. 18 hellos, 4 occurrences of who is this. I think they have too much time on their hands. One last one that I found to be VERY interesting... I call up some number.. a woman answers.. "hello.." just like normal.. Suddenly, after about 5 seconds, she starts singing in seprano, an opera of some sort on to the phone! She kept this up for about 45 seconds.. (she actually wasn't that bad, either..) Then when she finished she said "Goodnight, baby" and hung up.. heh.. Of course, the classic is a lady, sitting at home, picking up, hearing silence, getting scared, and doing a little stutter.. "heh-heh-heh-hello?" And then she prolly hangs up and does call trace. Stupid bitch. = = + + + + - o - MoRP/HEuS - o - + + + + = = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : lamb@sun1.coe.ttu.edu = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Ionic Destruction 215.722.0570 Undercity.AE (AG) 303.333.0713 = = E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Entropy 318.625.9666 = = Dungeon Sys. 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