. .. __________________ _________________________________________.. . \ | / \ | / . .. _________. \| _____________/ _____________.. . | | \ |___________\ \ | | \ / \ _____ \ ____| | \ /__/\_____/ | \ \ / ________/ | .dp. / \ / | \ / \_______________ / | \__________________ / \/| | \/ Damned Fucking Shit! | | Title: Lamers Anonymous Issue #42 | : Date: 10/9/94 Editor: Access Denied | . By: Bloodmoney : . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Editor's Note: W0w1e!!! This is a coolie advertizement from your friends in the dfs_mafia! Now all you lamers who are reading this k-0-day magazine publication thingy can be k-neat-0 and become, and I quote part of the following text: "/<-R4[) 3l33+3"!!!!! Do this and you will be 0-day for the rest of your 0-life!!!!! -AD] Lamers Anonymous By: Bloodmoney 8 months ago, I was a disaster. I was on one elite board that carried mainly warez and ran VBBS.. I didn't know what H/P/A/C/V stood for, nor did I know the names of more then two virii. Hello, my name is Bloodmoney, and I am a lamer. I knew I needed help, but I wasn't sure where to turn to, who to talk to.. I tried to pull myself out of the gutter but it was hard. Finally I called United Way. United Way reffered me to a group called Lamers Anonymous. Lamers Anonymous has helped me get on my feet. They provided me with helpful information, acronyms, etc. They also set rules for me. For instance, I was not allowed to spend more then 1 hour on a pd board a day and I wasn't allowed to download /<-R4[) 3l33+3 W4R3Z. Here I am, 8 months later, I have my own group and am a member of several others. I have my own elite board. However, I still attend meetings regularly, but now, as a volunteer. I want to do everything I can to help lamers like me get their lives together. I owe my life to former Lamers like myself who helped me get my act together. I just want to be a part of someone else's life. Bloodmoney Is you or anyone you know a LAMER? Lamers Anonymous can help. Call my friend's BBS, Hell's Basementat 419-878-7151 and check out the Lamers Anonymous SCUMnet echo -OR- E-Mail me on Paradise Lost. [Editor's Note: j00 4r3 n0W ]<-31eE7 w1tH n0 h3Lp Fr0/\/\ tH4 W4r3zZzzZZ!!!!] Find DFS On These Fine Systems ========================================================================== | Paradise Lost +1.414.476.3181 DFS World HQ | | Temporary Insanity +1.414.666.WHEE DFS Affiliate HQ | | Arcane Asylum +1.414.PSY.CHOS DFS Thingy HQ | | Plan 9 Information Archives +1.716.881.FONE (3663) DFS Southern HQ | | Arrested Development +31.77.547477 DFS European HQ | | Under World Element +1.203.740.9571 DFS Eastern HQ | | 7th Heaven +1.216.464.6789 DFS Ohio HQ | | Lucifer's Exile +1.513.459.1278 DFS Midwest HQ | | Twilight Of The Idols +1.613.226.3386 DFS Canada HQ | | | | AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS | | FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - /pub/Zines/DFS | | | | To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The password is: | | JINGLE JINGLE | ==========================================================================