..::::....::::::::........::.........:::. | : ø ø : ~,~~ - (.) - : ø ø ø ø : /-)( | t-file : ø Hallucinatory Oyster Burrito ø : ()= assault : ø ø ø : HOOKA! .:.....:......::::........:::........:::.:. 25 October 1994 Issue #32 ... and you thought you had seen the last of text file power in Stark telecom! Well you were wrong! ... Distorted Digital Erection is a thing of the past. Taking over for it is Hallucinatory Oyster Burrito, a fiending, seething cauldron of textual sorcery that is just waiting to be unleashed. This text file is a brief look at the new world of HOB ... which is replacing the on-hiatus DDE! a brief historium ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Distorted Digital Erection first came onto the scene 8 February 1994!... in its 31-issue life, Amphetamine Gobbler, Spirit of Entropy, Azathoth, Duuk Tsarith, Tsunami, Petula Clark and the rest of the Necropolis-crew took it to a level that is totally unprecedented in recent telecom history. However, with the demise of the Necropolis came the demise of DDE (see DDE#31 for more). However, out of the ashes of former glory comes Hallucinatory Oyster Burrito ... that is going to conquest and plunder more fervently than DDE ever could have. New writers! New ideas! New circulation! With the Seinsfrage now operating along beautifully, HOB will become the new staple of text fileage for 216 and soon ... the nation, doncha know. a word on ... the hookah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "She stretched herself up on tiptoe, and peeped over the edge of the mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of a large blue caterpillar, that was sitting on the top, with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long hookah, and taking not the smallest notice of her or of anything else." - from _alice in wonderland_ Something that has carried over from DDE is the hookah representation in the HOB masthead. This is a symbol of the hookah which Menstrual Chowder brought back from Israel. It was a fantastical device that reeked of character and was a wondrous addition to other smoke- inhalation devices. Unfortunately, it was destroyed and abducted by unknown forces. This is a memorium to that fine creature. and now, just HOB ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, anyways. HOB is "in effect" and we's got some bizznizz to attend to. But, must I say, that submissions are a welcome thing! The beauty of DDE is that it invoked creativity and participation. This is a GOOD thing! So, fire up those text editors and fire up those neurons and let's see some submissions. You know how to get ahold of us, y'know. `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' Hallucinatory Oyster Burrito An AUFHEBEN Production! support: tyrant: numbah: "Why, I don't know much of The Seinsfrage .. DDE WHQ!.. 216.966.7453 anything!" -Eraserhead Radio KAOS ... Moonshadow .. 216.830.4657 _Submission Policy_: Hallucinatory Oyster Burrito is into subs! If you write something - anything - send it to us and we'll get it to press. For contacting HOB, see below. Want to be a support board for HOB? Download ALL the HOB's and DDE's create a file sig on your board, and let me know. Your BBS will be listed. TO CONTACT US: Call the WHQ (The Seinsfrage) or you can send e-mail to Bogus Nomenclature on Radio KAOS. Internet address is coming soon! `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' -eof-