When pigs fly... _____ _ _ ( _ ) (2)_ _ _ (1)_ | (_) | ___ | ,_)(_) _ _ (5) ___ | ,_) | _ | /'___)| | | |( ) ( )| |/',__)| | | | | |( (___ | |_ | || \_/ || |\__, \| |_ (_) (_)`\____)`\__)(_)`\___/'(_)(____/`\__) _____ (_ _)_ | | (_) ___ ___ __ ___ | | | |/' _ ` _ `\ /'__`\/',__) | | | || ( ) ( ) |( ___/\__, \ (_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(____/ Issue 251. December 2000. 0012012312 hrs Greetings and salivations. I'm Prime Anarchist and here's the rant I attach to this zine each week dealing with AMPs. Anarchy, Music and Poetry as our main topics, and all things in between. Some of the outskirts even. Right? Right. So New England went an entire hurricane season without a single biggie-storm. Ne'r an H storm, a G storm or even a D strom all year. Methinks we were "gone easy upon!" "All I want for Christmas is a president," is on as hold music while I wait to talk to one of my journalist friends at some daily paper. No offense intended to the person who penned that parody, but if you ask me, I want a whole lot more than that. I mean talk about asking for an unimportant gift. I mean do you think Mother Earth gives three hoots whether we get Gorge Bush or Albright Gore as our next president? Both will hurt her. Both couldn't care less about the environment. Does anyone really believe that one is going to be worse than the other for the plight of the poor? There's going to be a 20% increase in ugly grey blankets being distributed throughout our nation's capitol every year for the next five no matter WHO wins all 7 lawsuits pending. Do you for a single solitary moment think any one administration is going to be better equipped to handle the economic hard times ahead when we begin figuring out how to go back "in budget" with Iran/Contra, BCCI, S&L, Iraq, Bosnia, Somalia, Hurricane Mitch, Donald Trump's bankruptcy proceedings, and Tipper Gore's hangnail operation last Thursday??? Do you? Do ya? Huh? Huh??? Huh, huh? Do you??? The war on drugs is going to turn really (f)ugly the moment Al Gore gets at the helm, both abroad AND here in the Untied States. And Bush would handle things better, because? Well? Do you get my point? We're about to have a 7-foot Christmas tree shoved up our butts so deeply it'll stick out our ears or our eyesockets. Take your pick. Gore or Bush. Which thousand pound gorilla do YOU want humping YOU in a Wal-Mart parking lot? Choose carefully now. 6 lawsuits from now they're going to announce who our president is going to be. For the 19th time!!! And I've figured something out. Follow me on this one people, it's either going to be Al Gore and his people including Monica Lewinski, er uh, uh, I mean Joe Leiberman; or it's going to be George "What-We-Worry?" Bush and his people including Nancy Sinatra, John Gotti, Nancy Kissinger and some guy from- Laramie-Wyoming-with-a-long-range-ballistic-missile- sticking-its-tactical-nuclear-phallic-self-90-feet- out-of-the-ground-with-red-and-green-blinking-lights- atop-it named after him. Gore's people, or Bush's people. Let me be none-too- equivocal here: which middle aged wealthy white racist southern hick with an IQ just under his age who's the son of a lifetime politician (can you say nepotism???) would YOU prefer? We're going to get one of them, people. Brace yourselves. We haven't evolved to demand "none of the above," in OUR nation yet. -=Prime=- Anarchist, and I said that. 123456789.........10. 10,9,8,7,6,5432......1! No, not the selectric company (ibm (tm)), it's ATI. And this is the #'s run for Thirst-day. N30. 2000. The one year anniversary of WTO! The day an earthquake greeted Mexico's new president, the day two schrapnel bombs greeted Senator Paul Wellstone, (he lived) the day people camped out dead-style in front of the Supreme Court building for tickets. I need a miracle! The day the mirth stood still. 120100 http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/seattle99.html http://atlanta.indymedia.org/display.php3?article_id=506 http://www.social-ecology.org/cgi-bin/awstats/awstats.pl http://www.campchaos.com/timekillers/dubya/flori-duh.html http://www.soaw.org/Articles/newsletter/puppets.htm http://hometown.aol.com/klinck/myhomepage/auto.html http://flag.blackened.net/ati/mediumcool.html http://flag.blackened.net/revolt/search.html http://flag.blackened.net/ati/sidessoa.html SOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOA http://thesmokinggun.com/bush/bush.shtml http://www.cdfreedom.com/lewisfranco http://misterridiculous.com/columns http://www.geocities.com/branwaedd http://www.folkweb.com/davidrovics http://www.grandtheftcyber.com http://www.thisisdemocracy.org http://xian.gq.nu/me/soa.html http://marcocapelli.iuma.com http://www.dandywarhols.com http://www.space4peace.org http://www.youngrebels.com http://www.bush-cheney.net http://www.luckyboys.com http://www.nonogirl.com http://www.z.com http://www.com LETTUCE ALONE ; LEAF ME BE! MARCO: I think they oughta divide the electors from Fla. up in proportion to the votes cast within the state. Hell, give W. the spare man. Then kick that wise-guy frat-boy right in the ass for presumtiousness. sisyphus to ati: In a message dated 00-11-27 08:41:06 EST, you write: << You ever played a Prime Balalaika? Solid spruce face, maple back, beech neck... ... wasting our time on M16's, AK's and HK's. >> When are people going to began protesting the choping-down of all those "political-government Christmas trees" burn'em down! standing on their sacred government headquarters! (count) Hi Marc , Wow, quick response. ok.. well 112% profit for a loan that carrries 12% interest just because they can manipulate bank accounts with numbers. It does explain why banks get wealthier and wealthier. (Create "virtual money," and when its payed for then its "real" money, nice scheme eh? :) ) Also how they crash. (when people take their money from the bank) I don't think , i can write a piece because : I don't see myself as an anarchist. (To much alike groupsex to me.) I Read the ATI and a lot more publications to widen my horizon. (#5 needs input..) If you're interested, i will continue sending these, either by NN or direct as reply. btw.. real name (_______ is my internet(gaming) nickname) is _____, I use it all over the internet.. (icq, nttp, http, IRC) It doesn't mean that i have "only" ONE nickname. For the moment it services the purpose it was created for. [we'll keep this one anon... -ed] TO THE CITIZENS OF THE WHOLE KIT AND KABOODLE, In light of your problems... Please look up the word constitutional in the dictionary... Rhymes with, smells like? ...Also, please look up the words "feather- duster, fuzzy math, and lock-box." You've obviously lost your mandate, do you want to lose your corporate charter too??? Wake up! And for Judas' sake, man... Please tell us who shot JR. -The Stone Flanger Date: 29Nov00 From: Marcelle Re: The X-Fiels and SOA I went to the SOA Watch vigil at Ft. Benning last year to protest the "School of Assassins." There was a guy there passing out fliers and crazily screaming "Scully's sister was killed by the SOA!" He was pretty rabid and people were scared of him but i was excited b/c there was another phile in the midst! Since no one else seems to be responding to you b/c there are a lot of misconceptions about the SOA and it is referenced so quickly on the eps, I will gladly tell you where to find the mentions. I hope your intentions are moral, like DD and CC who wrote the eps! I once found a site that used TXF as a prop for the Chilean Nazi Party! Be careful! #1- "They're cold blooded killers"- Byers "School of the Americas graduates." -Langly from Anasazi #2- Skinner is talking about Louis Cara-something (the guy who shot Melissa) to Scully. He tells her that he was a killing machine or something, "a School of the Americas alumni" I'm pretty sure its from from Paper Clip >Can someone tell me which X-Files eps mention the School >of Americas or SOA, there is one that mentions the name >outright and another that mentions death squad training >at a school in Georgia with U.S. tax dollars. I just >need the names of the eps. >thank you for your help. >Monique Nixon to: primeanarchist@thepentagon.com ADVERTISE YOUR PRODUCT OR SERVICE ON THE INTERNET! Receive orders or responses in less than 24 hours with bulk e-mail. It really works!! from: sendquick@whoever.com ============= Hey Hey Hey It's A T I ! ============= - We begin with a parody - Peppersprayed For Christmas To The Tune Of "I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas" Tepper/Bennett (c) 1955 new words by PAP - Prime Anarchist Productions [copyleft] (cl) 2000 I'm gettin' pepper sprayed for Christmas Georgie and Albert are mad. I'm getting pepper sprayed for Christmas 'Cause I ain't seen nuttin' but bad. They infiltrated our whole group; Somebody snitched on me. All I did was hollar and whoop; Somebody snitched on me. I don't like cops morphin' into troops; They get so cocky and act like poops; I'm sure they didn't wanna be like that, oops; Somebody snitched on me. Oh, I'm gettin' pepper sprayed for Christmas Jeb Bush and Neil is mad. I'm getting pepper sprayed for Christmas 'Cause I ain't seen nuttin' but bad. I put some KrazyGlue on WarBucks's chair somebody snitched on me. I pointed out arresting's just not fair somebody snitched on me. I did a dance on top o' the ruins Of multinational corporate doins, Filled the streets with my own peeps - somebody snitched on me. Oh, I'm gettin' pepper sprayed for Christmas The Dow and the NASDAQ are mad. I'm getting pepper sprayed for Christmas 'Cause I ain't seen nuttin' but bad. I won't be seeing Santa Claus; Somebody snitched on me. He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me. Next year I'll be here again; We'll be twice as many and then Even infiltrators can't stop us when; Somebody snitches on me. So you better be careful whoever you are Pick which side of the street's for you, And maybe you'll get peppersprayed too. \ BEWARE THE BLUNTED E-ZINE! \ A blunted or chipped e-zine can permanently \ \ Damage your most valuable personality. A worn \ \ E-Zine will impair the quality of content you / / Take in. Make sure your e-zine is certified "K-Rad," / / Or "Decent," before reading this T-Phile. If in / Doubt, have Prime Anarchist Check it for you. / Because only Prime can detect E-Zine Blunt. "The 21st century began at Seattle." This was the headline over a French newspaper report, late '99 -+- Was' 'teh - A Lingual Moment At 5:15 am, the words Chicago and Casino become indistinct. FOLLOW-UP THIS!: Research Project Of The Millenium by Prime Anarchist Productions Jeb’s defaulted loan from Broward Federal Savings and Loan in Sunrise, Florida transpired as follows.16 On February 1, 1985, Broward Federal loaned $4,565,000 to real estate developer J. Edward Houston, secured only by Houston’s personal guarantee. The same day, a company headed by Houston turned around and loaned the same amount to a partnership of Jeb Bush and Miami real estate developer Armondo Codina for them to buy a five-story building in Miami’s financial district. [ref]=[http://www.campaignwatch.org/more1.htm#jebsl] -+- Litany of the Full Moon a poem by Rafael Jesús González Mother of the eggs in their shells - lull us. Queen of the crystals & of the mirrors - bewitch us. Sister of the suns of the south & the north - enlighten us. Godmother of frost & of jasmines - console us. Mistress of the tides & of the waves - remind us. Goddaughter of the planets & of the stars - guide us. Shepherdess of the clouds & of the mists - protect us. Grandmother of the snowy sierras & of the fevered mountains - heal us. Wet-nurse of dreams & of illusions - give us courage. Bless us holy light of the night. SOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOA April 16th, 1854: Birthday of Jacob Coxey, leader of "Coxey's Army" of hoboes who marched on Washington in protest in 1894. Coxey was arrested for walking on the White House lawn. _____ _ ( _ ) ( )_ _ | (_) | | ,_) (_) | _ | | | | | | | | | | |_ | | (_) (_) `\__) (_)You had a choice and you chose us. Thanks. Whelp, that's it for ATI251. We hope: you a)liked it b)got a lot out of it or c)will use it some. And of course, we end with a poem. Because after all is said and done, all we got left is myth and metaphor, huh? A Poem for Muhammad al-Dura [in English, for a reason] sent in by secret squirrel Aaaakh, ya M'hammad... How could they do that to you? I could not bear to see the pictures Of your final moments of terror And when the brave ambulance men came to try to help you They shot and killed one of them too I have no words to express My revulsion My bitterness My deep, deep sadness Despite the world's best propaganda, The undeniable disparity cannot be blurred Between your poor, but noble, people whose human rights have been violated For so many decades And the well-armed, well-fed, divinely arrogant zealots In their 'NY Yankees' baseball caps So pampered and protected by their American lackeys In the face of universal condemnation (for so many decades) Goliath cannot masquerade as David any longer No, you don't fool me A child's life should be more precious It is more precious, damn you! How could you shoot him, that little boy? How can anyone console his poor father and mother? Chosen by the devil you must be Where is the shame that should consume your society? His life was no less sacred than one of your own The brutal state of Israel, the biggest terrorist of all, Has yet to account for its record of racist evil Inflicting so much suffering upon so many families, daily now... For half a century Instead, it continues to gloat as the favorite brat Of the side with the big guns (for the time being...) They deleted your life, ya M'hammad And I can only offer you these tears -+- /wanna/ /subscribe?/ /send/ SUBSCRIBE ATI /to/ listserv@franklins.net Send all subj's, lets-2-eds and love to: ati@etext.org or click on the homepage at: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html for back issues and to order t-shirts, hats and FruktWitch Cookies. Hurry there's only _00_ left. Call 860-887-2600 ext. 5293 to hollar at the Prime Anarchist. And remember, 2morrow is international "DO NOTHING" day, So get out there and like they say in NIKEland, "Just do it." [issue dedicated to Jun Yasuda]