Dear Jewel, About last night... ------------<9908151915>---------------- Your performances of both "Barcelona" and "Life Uncommon" last night at Milwaukee's Summerfest grounds were simply "to die for." And your scatting, and your yodelling, and your call and response with the lead guitarist? Wow, Sarah Brightman's got nothing on you. I'll bet you're a pain in the butt to mix, do the soundpeople ever have trouble forgiving you? Your dynamics are like Stevie Nicks married Luciano Peebrain and had a kid in a test tube in a vacuum and your voice was the result. Can I complain about one thing on your tour though? Buying Rusted Root stuff and being forced to take it in a Tommy Hellfinger shopping bag with those stupid chi-chi Filenes-styled twistypaper handles would really suck. Your venders probably lost a ton of potential sales because of that sponsor of your tour and their "clever" fascistic marketing- is-the-only-thing attitude. I remember your patter on that VH-1 Aspen gig about the fashion industry. Why did you EVER go with someone like Tommy??? Oh well, everything else was mondo-cool. You're awesome, marco ps: on the way home my friend Staci said she believes you're an angel. I said I don't think so, but I've decided you were certainly sent here to cheer us all up in our hellish lives. aaa ttttttt iiiii a a t i aaaaa t i a a t i a a 1 t 8 iiiii 6 ---------------------------- I'm Prime Anarchist and this is ati issue 186. It's Sunday, August 15, 1999. Couple days til the Cassini flyby, eh? NO! Not Oleg Cassini, you ninny. Not Bowleg Cassini. Boondoggle Cassini mayhaps, but just plain Cassini is probably best. "We're doomed," (nasally voice) "it'll never work. The townspeople will be angry. It'll never get off the ground." Wish us luck, eh? That's one small moment for an ant; one huge heap for an ant-hill. -=- OP-Onion -=- o'neill? furrow? buford o. furrow, jr. Peeps! Spell out his middle name, remember? How else are you going to make him feel icky??? Buford Oswald, get over here!!! Look what you did. How does that feel? How does that taste? How does that smell?? Why'd you DO that? Now look what you did. CNN, we have THE MOST WHITEST yellow, red, black and brown people in the world. My opinion of CNN? Watching the anchor peeps is like reading Awake, or Watchtower. Shiny happy multi-colored people. I guess they (CNN OR JAHWITnesses, doesn't matter) don't care what race you are, just so long as you assimilate, work your butt off and donate gobs of quid to the church instead of the taxman! Ah, bill nye the science guy telling us about the corona, basically the sun's ariola, eh? "If the offer's shun, you might as well be walking on the sun." -smashmouth. Let's take a photograph of my gas. Bill, bill, bill. You look like Ross Perot and Clifford Stoll got married and had a kid! Nice bow-tie bill. Wha's up w/ that? I'm bein followed by a moonshadow And if I ever lose the sun, I won't stare and I won't run. & if I ever lose the sun, la la la la la la la la la la, I won't have to LOOK AT DARYN'S UGLY ANOREXIC CHEEKLESS LIPOSUCTIONED PENCILTHIN LIPS AND SUNKEN DEADLOOKING ANCHORWOMAN EYES AGAIN. OH! OH! OH! Gain some weight lady! You look like you've lost half your face! You look like a female inter-locking steel-grey perfume bottle! I'm prime anarchist, and this is my rant for issue 186 of ATI, this weekend at the beginning of the middle of august, 1999. -=- / OP-Onion -=- We begin with a clip, then a #'s run, and the peanuts from the lettuce gallery. Er, uh, reverse that. Gallery lettuce, the from peanuts, the and... Uh, never mind. Hope you enjoy. If not, hit ctrl-alt-delete. Prime Weisenheimer. ------------< begin clip >------------------ H a c k e r N e w s N e t w o r k --- 07-15-99 Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling 303.org Needs A Home contributed by netmask The rash of ISPs crumbling as soon as they get a letter threatening to sue is becoming a major issue. It does not matter if the threat is real or the allegations well founded most ISPs refuse to take a stand and buckle at the first hint of legal wranglings. 303.org and netcrimminals.org has succumbed to such an attack. They are desperately looking for someone to host either site. They need an ISP who supports free speech, and wants to do good for the community to host them. 303.org provides useful, but sometimes controversial services and information for free, as well as a few text mirrors. Netcriminals.org is working to inform the public about alleged criminals such as JP from Antionline, CPM from Happy Hacker, and Spy King from Codex Data Systems. The site has great things coming for it, if it can find an ISP with a small pair of balls to host it. Send mail to netmask@303.org if you are interested in helping host either site or need more info. ------------< end clip >--------- #'s http://www.jodi.org http://www.303.org http://gettingit.com http://www.slashdot.org http://hometown.aol.com/dmkerr9/praylet.html http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/plagiarist.html http://www.circlevision.org http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html LETTUCE FROM THEMS 'AT R READIN' US... to ati@etext.org (I was looking at John Labovitz's E-Zine list at http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list/ and saw your e-zine listed. That is where we received your contact address. We painstakingly went through each e-zine and hand sent the email to each address for efficiency, and to avoid spamming. Please accept our best efforts to keep unnecessary email to a minimum.) We'd like to invite you to include your e-zine press releases and event items on Buzzine. This is a "PRESS ONLY" invitation. I have attached the press release below for your review. We are selling nothing and soliciting nothing. This is intended for press or PR departments of legitimate e-zine's only. Thank you, Tamara Myers to ati: thank you jewel [notas: that was quick i sent that out this afternoon! de nada. ] Huh? ARe you tellimg me to take some time, to read A Clockwork Orange, to watch some more TV, to set my yy to 1962 so I can stop the assasination of JFK, or what?? Beth N PS My theory of Y2K is that on 00 all confused computers will think it's 1900 and will become time machines and go back to horse and buggy days where people calculated with that weird bead thngy before computers were invented so that they will in effect cancell themselves outta existence. But, they won't care. How Camus! ---===()===--- I got an MRE in a food box the other day. Some guy apparently ordered many cases for Y2K then reconsidered his storage space and donated some. Yeah! What was cool was the packet to sterilize water, and matches. And jam. It was like an elaborate Cracker Jack Box. Fun stuff. Like Christmas. A prize in every unmarked browm vacuum sealed bag. ibid. [ed note: protectingly sealed for your hermetic. Yeah, I used to live on the stuff...yum.] [!--and --] [!--on --] [!--the topic of --] [!-- MRE's... --] Well, the new MRE's have three vegetarian entrees in them: Cheese Tortellini, Pasta w/alfredo sauce, and Pasta with vegetables. The MRE's are now packaged in sand-colored pouches, and the vegan MRE's are clearly marked. (BTW, none of the present MRE's have dehydrated fruit or meat in them) In 1997, the Gov't required all manufacturers of MRE's to carry the following wording on all MRE containers: "US Government Property-Commercial Resale Unlawful". But the Wornick Co., began manufacturing a civilian version of the MRE called Milspec. See ya later, Patrick [ed note: sand-colored. Ah, desert warm. Thanks Patrick] to: ati@etext.org has signed off the [ATI] mailing list. (and gotten from usenet...) I try to remain something of an activist as middle age approaches, so I went to the website offered here. It's one page, all typed, and the information is too cryptic and incomplete -- "No ATI this weekend. Busy playing around with a Brand New Computer. Resume to regular schedule Soon?" If you're going to post off-topic websites here, is it too much to hope the website could at least make some sort of sense? eyegore --- ati- making no cents since 1988 --- [/LETTUCE] -------------- PAWN - is Prime Anarchist World News. Not the only wire you need, but the best you'll get; rest assuaged. -------------- Thursday, July 29, 1999 Film's death is cause for concern Decision to kill Y2K suggests Washington has millennium fears Jonathan Chevreau Financial Post Hollywood has killed the film Y2K, an event that should cause investors to question how much they are being permitted to know about the true state of the Year 2000 computer problem. The Boston Globe reported July 25 that Warner Brothers cancelled plans for its Y2K disaster flick partly because, as its producer described it, there was a lack of faith in the ability of audiences to discern the difference between fictional and real-world computer disruptions. In the movie, Chris O'Donnell was to play a computer programmer who discovers a Y2K-related bug that could render New York City security systems vulnerable to terrorists. District of Kolumbus -------------------- Clinton Defense Fund Needs a Miracle. Washingtoon - [PAWN] - Donations to President and Mrs. President's illegal defense fund have slowed in recent months and organizers say they weren't able to cover all the bills unless they thought of something quick. "We pay $1.50 for each photocopy, and $3 per minute on the phone. You don't even WANT to know how much our attorneys charge us for gas, oil and mileage on their personal cars," Billary Clinton said about their efforts to keep this from becoming a taxpayer expense. The trust has raised 6.3 million in a year and a half but the bills are "5 feet high and rising," according to spokesperson George Stopalotofus. Hill and Billary are spending Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in DuPont Circle and Lafayette Park for the rest of the term wearing broomstick skirts, Birkenstocks and no shirts waving their arms in the air and chanting "I need a miracle, I need a miracle." Chelsea's there too on Fridays just saying, "miracle, miracle." They've already been offered press pass laminates to three Greatful Ded shows, according to park rangers Bill Ted, and Wee Kountm Wong. Only trouble? The Ded don't play anymore. And the passes are only worth five hits of methamphetamine each. Hill has suggested they just sell cocaine like old times, but Billary insists they only hold that out as a last resort. If you wish to help out, just dial 10-10-432 from now on. ILLINOIS Nun Arrested For Racist Grafitti JOLIET - A 66-year-old nun has been arrested for scrawling racist graffiti in a hospital where she worked as a chaplain. Police said Sister Dorothy Toman, a Franciscan nun, admitted that she was responsible for graffiti found in the emergency room lobby and in a washroom at Provena Saint Joseph Medical Center. "She said she did it because she wanted to see how the hospital would react," said Joliet Police Capt. James Grace. HONDURAS Authorities Find Cells, Graves at Base TEGUCIGALPA - a US built military base in Honduras contains cramped metal cells apparently used to torture and kill political prisoners, a top Honduran official said Thursday. The cells - along with dozens of possible grave sites - were discovered this week at Aguacate air base in eastern Honduras, Which the United States built for graduates of the School of the Americas in 1983. Well, that's it for ati 186. Hope you liked it. Sorry so sloppy, marco ati@etext.org http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist