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The power of poetry is the letter P. It's sexiness is seen in the letter S. Spooning. The songs I ditched when you left me. Oh. Or? The songs I left when you ditched me. Bill Murray on SNL makes me almost think this world is mine. Of course Drew Barrymore makes me almost sure. Shirley, Garbage were great, you were 2, but what's with that stupid dress you wore? It looked like a gigantic neck-tie. Was that some kind of message for Monika and Bill?? If I had to live through tribulation I would want you there with me Bill. Man, you rock my world Bill. I love you, man. Let me stand next to your fire: Jimmy Hendrix for the Pontiac Sunfire. I've got 3 words; You People Suck. And now, here's OJ Simpson for the Money Store. =/=prime outa here=/= ------- -- ----- ---- LETTUCE TO CHEWS FROM ------- -- ----- ---- "gimme an 'eh!' Thanks for visiting. Put info on pie throwing on my ecopolitics secton. This is the second time visited your fine site, will be back. Loved the PIE2K philosophy. Hydratwo (aol) Dear Marco, Sounds like your are having a great time and bringing pleasure to many. Blessings. Joy P.S. I'm trying to publicize the Hague Appeal for Peace and the need for a Mega Coalition to help the U.S. turn around its priorities-- or "grow up" spiritually." Could you append this to your E-mails, or send it out to your list? ____..._______.....___________....._____________..._______...>__ () Initiating a new era of peace, justice, compassion, and () | sanity--THE HAGUE APPEAL FOR PEACE takes place May 11 to 15, | # 1999,in the Netherlands. This gathering marks the 100th anni- # | versary of the First International Peace Conference at the | |Hague--which helped lead to the formation of League of Nations.| # You can join in spirit with individuals & groups from around # | the world! Spread the word and insist on news coverage! | () ---> www.Haguepeace.org Joy Crocker(510) 531-2762=20 jcrocker@concentric.net --...--------...--------------...---------------...-------...---- Are you into helping us publicize the Hague Appeal for Peace? We GOTTA get people coming to the Hague Mega-coalition that hopefully will get at the root causes of the problems that you and I have to spend so much time protesting and trying to solve. Many thanks for any help you can give. J.C. To: Governor.elect@state.mn.us Hey Governor Ventura, George The Animal Steele is smarter than you. He would have embraced the Native Americans protecting their ancestral burial grounds in your state the day after he was sworn in, or maybe even sooner!!! Sincerely, Marco ps: Please eddikate U-self on the issue if you have no idea what I'm talking about, ok? pps: Show me you meant it when you wore that frilly buckskin vest lookin' all wannabe, or else I may have to deal with you the way my dad used to deal with Chief Jay Strongblow in front of Fred Vlassic and everything. i don't know if you'll get this message anytime soon, you seem to have a number of different addresses. at any rate, i did a dejanews search for myself (slight paranoia attack, you know) and came across a message posted in alt.native (i believe). that message, entitled "buffy #3/3" included a link to my (now moved) website. so, i just wanted to drop a line asking how you came across my site, what you liked about it, what made you link it into your newsletter and also to advise you of the address change (see the .sig below). oh, and i looked at some of your pages. nice stuff.... later, mat (!!!) http://freespeech.org/mat This week's ATI not brought 2 U by HOOT (tm) brand ketchups | So similar to Heinz - | | Your waitstaff can just | | keep refilling.. | SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS WATCH AT ST. NORBERT COLLEGE -- By Matthew Reedy -- For the past three years, St. Norbert students and a handful of Green Bay residents have been active members of the School of the Americas Watch. The SOA is a military training facility located on the campus of Fort Benning, GA. The SOA has trained over 60,000 Central American soldiers since 1946. The annual budget for the SOA is over $18 million, funded by our tax dollars. SOA Watch was founded by Fr. Roy Bourgeois, a MaryKnoll priest. Fr. Roy began the SOA Watch upon his discovery of human rights abuses committed by SOA graduates. Fr. Roy is a Purple Heart veteran of the Vietnam [collateral damage capades, a semi-annual event] and a missionary to the poor in Central America. He witnessed first hand the misery caused by U.S. policy in Central America. For the past nine years, peace activists have been protesting the SOA and calling for its closing. SOA officials claim that the school promotes democracy, freedom, and human rights in Central America. This stark contrast in viewpoint has caused the SOA and its existence to become very controversial at SNC, as well as in [Wisconsin and] the House and Senate. St. Norbert students will be travelling to Washington, DC to lobby and protest the SOA, Friday, April 30 thru Monday, May 3. Please call Matt Reedy or visit http://www.soaw.org to learn more about the School of the Americas. Today is /\ Day /3 \ of \ / pie2K \/ !!! ATI MUSIC NEWS. I'M CURTIS BLOWDER. YOU HEARD IT, mtv sucks, FIRSTEST. SAN FRANCISCO--SATURDAY'S 22nd annual presentation of the Bammies at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium didn't just bridge the north and south of California, it spanned generations. Paul Kantner and Joan Baez were joined by a new generation of LA flash musicians, including Harvard educated guitarist Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine, Smashmouth's Steve Harwell and No Doubt's Gwen Stefani. Bob Weir and jam-mates Rob Wasserman on bass, Merl Saunders on keyboards and Dave Ellis on sax hooked up with the Long Beach Dub All-Stars, whose former leader, Bradley Nowell, died of a drug overdose. And most importantly, Bonnie Raitt won the Arthur M. Sohcot award for public service, and in keeping with her ways, promised to give the award to the woman who has been perched in a tree for a year to save the redwoods, Julia ``Butterfly'' Hill. Always one to go above and beyond, Raitt said she will climb up the tree to give it to Hill. Is this the same Bonnie Raitt who donated thirty-five Fender acoustic guitars to Boys and Girls Clubs in Green Bay, Wisc? Go Bonnie; go Bonnie; go Bonnie, go... [this story carved from barbed-wire cervicles] dEvaSTATe the rainforest. S K I T T L E S "Next Week On Real World." By the Trash Man. ^Janet and Irene Kiss, but decide they like boys better. ^Nate gets an attitude adjustment. ^Lindsey gets caught shoplifting at Victoria's Secret. ^Irene vacations in Connecticut. ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** *** Radius Radio. *** *** 99 on your dial*** As we stand in the rink of a new millenium; ah but who's counting. Live from Rusted Root, Pennsylvania It's a bird, it's a plane, it's PAP PAWN (Prime Anarchist Prod., Prime Anarchist World News Tonite) With Morley Shaver, Rupert Third- Rock, and Wolf Schitzer. INDIAN GETS OUT OF JAIL by Alison Lovendowski, a Prime Anarchist World News Special Report. -Dateline 21mar99- MENOMINEE, WI. - Medical Marijuana charges against Walkin Refrigerator were dropped Tuesday when Menominee County Sheriff Walkin Tonka drove up and threatened to bust him out of jail if the entire tribe doesn't legalize pot. "C'mon, Warden," Tonka was heard pleading, Monday night, "The guy's got glaucoma in his eyes so thick it's coming out his ears, his lungs are bleeding, polyps hanging off his butt looking like string cheese and his left testicle hurts, for crying out loud. Give the guy an aspirin or legalize pot." "Let me get this straight," said Warden Whipper T. Nordistrugle, "you say Refrigerator's got glaucoma, bleeding lungs, polyps, walking pneumonia, and blueballs, and you want either one aspirin or marijuana legalized?" "I said, the guy's got glaucoma in his eyes so thick it's bleeding out his ears, his lungs are shot, tumors all over his ass, and blueballs. Pneumonia would about kill him right now. Give him an aspirin or legalize dope!" Nordistrugle looked through the rulebooks for dispensing of aspirin, and dispensing of herbs legal and illicit. The herb book was 29 pages, yet the aspirin book was 432 pages long. Apparently aspirin is not allowed within 50 miles of any prisons in the continental united states. "Holy Hoohah," were the last words Nordistugle used that night. The following morning he marched into Menominee Tribal Conference Hall and Bingo Mall, shouted at the top of his lungs, "Medical Pot Will Be Legal From Here On In. MPL43-102." He then took a black and gold oversized pen with the words Untied States Senate, and signed the tribal bill into law. Refrigerator was released on his own trust, and Sheriff Walkin Tonka was last seen in the Purgatory Lounge, (yes, across from St. Pringles Parish) complaining about how he never got to use his 3 inch thick hemp rope and his shiny new bumper hitch. -#- EX-MARINE OFFENDED ABOUT SPORTS TEAM NAME. (PAWN) - Minneapolis. Erik Larsen is offended about the name "Vikings." "I know Amerikans never appease people of colour unless they take care o' the white people first," said Larsen to our special War Whore Core Despondent, Walt Street. "So maybe if they rename the Vikings to the Niggers or the Wannabes - next up for change may be the Redskins or the Braves, right?" Larsen is a former linebacker for the US Marines, aside from his grandmother's side of the family who were real live Vikings "when they were alive," he calls himself mostly white. -30- /\-----/ /ending/ /----\-/ Well that's it for ATI this week. A shortie. Send all sugarcookies and pie2K stories to ati@etext.org