From: Tetragon@Lisa.apana.org.au (Gavan McCormack) Date: 12 Jul 94 05:08:24 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons,lisa.lists.ats,alt.answers,news.answers Subject: [alt.tv.simpsons] July-94 Frequently Asked Questions. Archive-name: tv/simpsons/faq Posting-Frequency: monthly Version: $VER: atsFAQ4_TG$39.3f-r ---- $VER: atsFAQ4_TG$39.3f-r Release: V4.0b Copr.1994 G.A.McCormack. ============================================================================== -- Introduction - The Alt.TV.Simpsons Frequently Asked Questions. -- ============================================================================== **** The Alt.TV.Simpsons FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS. July, 1994. **** Information & FAQlist about discussion of "The Simpsons" TV show on Usenet. ============================================================================== -- Introduction -- Posted on or about the first of the month to alt.tv.simpsons and the Simpsons mailing list, this article is a documentation of questions with answers for the Usenet newsgroup alt.tv.simpsons. This document includes information pertinent to the newsgroup, lists of episodes and contributions to the newsgroup, and other information pertaining to the television series. Maintained by Gavan McCormack, with contributions from James Cherry, Dave Hall, and Juha Terho. Please address any suggestions, corrections, etc., to [simpsons-faq@lisa.apana.org.au]. Thanks also go to the previous FAQ maintainers, Chris Baird, Raymond Chen, and Brendan Kehoe, who's works have contributed into making this updated version. Also, thanks to the capsule compiler James Cherry, who's capsules have also substantially contributed. Alt.TV.Simpsons is a Usenet newsgroup, a free forum for the discussion of various aspects of the television series ``The Simpsons''. It is also available in mailing list form; send email to [simpsons-request@net.bio.net] to be added or removed from the list. There are two other relevant newsgroups: alt.fan.itchy-n-scratchy and alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy. If your copy of this FAQ is more than a few months old, the latest revision can be retrieved electronically by several methods, primarily by emailing the address getatsfaq@lisa.apana.org.au (see part 3.0a for details.) Archives/files referred to as available via anonymous FTP are also available electronically via methods outlined in 3.0. -- Table of Contents -- -- Section I - Episode names, codes, seasons, order and notes. -- 1.0 Listing of Episode names, Production codes, B'cast order & US dates. 1.0.1 Episode description layout. 1.1 Season one. 13 episodes. 1.1.1 Season two. 22 episodes. 1.1.2 Season three. 23 episodes. 1.1.3 Season four. 23 episodes. 1.1.4 Season five. 22 episodes. 1.1.5 Season six. 22(?) episodes. -- Section II - Voice credits, actors, lists, and character identities. -- 2.0 Voice credits & castlist of The Simpsons. 2.0.1 Characters & credits for regular cast members. 2.1 Characters & credits for guest stars appearing. -- Section III - List of files, archives, what & where you can get them. -- 3.0 Listing of commonly requested files & archives. 3.0.1 Listing of lists compiled from subscribers to the group. 3.1 Listing of Episode Capsules regularly posted to the A.T.S. 3.1.1 List of Capsules. 3.1.2 What does all this Capsule stuff mean? 3.2 Frequently Requested Files 3.2.1 The Simpsons Archive 3.2.2 What is "anonymous ftp" anyway? 3.2.3 ASCII pictures -- Section IV - Frequently Asked Questions and answers plus other information. -- 4.0 Frequently asked questions with answers. 4.1 Didja notice...? (Did you know?) 4.2 Who is MG? 4.3 Where did Matt Groening get the names for the Simpson family? 4.4 Where is Springfield? 4.5 What is the Simpsons' Home address? 4.6a What does the ``J'' stand for in Homer J. Simpson? 4.6b How about Bartholomew J. Simpson? 4.7 Didn't I see/hear ... in ... ? 4.8a What phone pranks has Bart used on Moe of Moe's Tavern? 4.8b Where did the idea for them come from? 4.9a Which one's Itchy and which is Scratchy? 4.9b Which one's Patty and which is Selma? 4.10 Where do you get the episode titles from? 4.11 How do I pronounce... 4.12a Which episodes have been released on video? 4.12b And when will the show appear in syndication? 4.13a What's Bongo Comics Group? 4.13b What's Simpsons Illustrated, and where can I get it? 4.14 Where can I get the music from ``The Simpsons'' ? 4.15 Are Burns/Smithers/Jacques/Karl gay or bisexual? 4.16 When did everything (sorta) happen? 4.17 Is my local station cutting the episodes? 4.18 What does "OFF" stand for? (Frequently used acronyms) 4.19 Is Matt Groening aware of Usenet? 4.20 What became of Tracey Ullman's law-suit? 4.21 What's this I hear of a Simpsons television spin-off? 4.22 Why isn't/aren't ... mentioned in this FAQ? 4.23 Why isn't this rec.arts.tv.simpsons? -- Disclaimer -- ============================================================================== -- Section I - The Alt.TV.Simpsons Frequently Asked Questions. -- 1.0 Listing of Episode names, Production codes, B'cast order & US dates. --- --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Thanks go to previous FAQ maintainers for information from previous FAQ editions and to James Cherry for information out of the ATS Capsules.] <*> See also! ATS Episodes capsules produced by Raymond Chen & James Cherry among others for details specific to each episode. 1.0.1 Episode description layout. -PC- = Production Code. (These appear in the credits of every show.) BCO = Broadcast order. This is for U.S. premiere episodes. mm.dd.yy = The first airing or premiere date. (U.S.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -PC- Name of episode (aka.) mm.dd.yy BCO Blackboard Quote (/=cutoff if available. See below.) Couch Scene [Character bumped/etc in scene.] ** Notes (if required..) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ <*> Episode synopses do not appear here, it would make this document far too long. However if someone wants to update/produce their own document or updated episode guide it will be welcomed with open arms! <*> Don Del Grande [ddelgran@nyx10.cs.du.edu] also produces a list of Couch scenes with complete descriptions availiable on ats and via anonymous FTP. 1.1 Season 1 (13 episodes) ============================================================================== 7G01 Some Enchanted Evening 05/13/90 13 I will not yell `fire' in a crowded classroom [Nobody] 7G02 Bart the genius 01/14/90 2 I will not waste chalk [Bart] 7G03 Homer's Odyssey 01/21/90 3 I will not skateboard in the halls Couch collapses 7G04 There's no disgrace like home 01/28/90 4 I will not burp in class [Homer] 7G05 Bart the General 02/04/90 5 (No blackboard quote) (No couch scene) 7G06 Moaning Lisa 02/11/90 6 I will not instigate revolution [Maggie] 7G07 The Tell-Tale Head (Also as shown in the episode.) 02/25/90 8 I did not see Elvis (One line as `I did see Elvis.') [Bart] 7G08 Simpsons roasting on an open fire 12/17/89 1 (No blackboard quote) (No couch scene) 7G09 Call of the Simpsons 02/18/90 7 I will not draw naked ladies in class [nobody] 7G10 Homer's Night Out 03/25/90 10 I will not call the teacher `Hot Cakes.' Couch collapses 7G11 Jaques to be Wild (aka: Life in the Fast Lane.**) 03/18/90 9 (No blackboard quote) (No couch scene) ** Originally was to be ``Bjorn to be Wild.'', but Albert Brooks couldn't get the Swedish accent right, so it became a French accent. 7G12 Krusty gets Busted 04/29/90 12 They are laughing at me, not with me [Maggie] 7G13 The Crepes of Wrath 04/15/90 11 Garlic gum is not funny [Homer] 1.1.1 Season 2 (22 episodes) ============================================================================== 7F01 Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish 11/01/90 17 I will not Xerox my butt** Couch springs into a bed ** US: Third airing had `It's potato, not potatoe' ref: ex VP Dan Quale. 7F02 Simpson and Delilah 10/18/90 15 Tar is not a plaything The family dances. (Dubbed, `the Simpson shuffle.'') 7F03 Bart gets an F 10/11/90 14 I will not encourage others to fly.** Couch falls through floor ** `I will not fake my way through life' board-quote appeared in show. 7F04 Treehouse of Horror 10/25/90 16 (Halloween special, no quote) (No couch scene) 7F05 Dancin' Homer 11/08/90 18 I will not trade pants with others Maggie appears from Marge's hair 7F06 Bart the Daredevil 12/06/90 21 I will not drive the principal's car Homer's weight tips couch, Maggie flies off and lands on a cushion. 7F07 Bart vs. Thanksgiving 11/22/90 20 I will not do that thing with my tongue Abe complains when everyone rushes in and wakes him up. 7F08 Dead Putting Society 11/15/90 19 I am not a 32 year old woman (Ref: Nancy Cartwright.) Santas Little Helper and Snowball2 join everyone on the couch. 7F09 Itchy & Scratchy and Marge 12/20/90 22 I will not pledge allegiance to Bart No couch, everyone runs in and looks where it should be. 7F10 Bart gets hit by a Car (aka: Episode 23.) 01/10/91 23 I will not sell school property Everyine struggles to fit, and get bumped off by Homer. 7F11 One fish, Two fish, Blowfish, Bluefish 01/24/91 24 I will not cut corners (with ditto marks for lines.) Couch tips backwards, then Maggie pops up from behind. 7F12 The Way We Was 01/31/91 25 I will not get very far with this attitude Couch falls through floor (see 7f03.) 7F13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment 02/07/91 26 I will not make flatulent noises in class The Simpson shuffle (see 7f02.) 7F14 Bart's dog gets an F 03/07/91 29 I will not sell school property (See 7f10.) (See 7f08 first airing, very abbreviated beginning.) 7F15 Principal Charming 02/14/91 27 I will not belch the national anthem The couch springs open into a bed. (see 7f01.) 7F16 Oh Brother, Where art thou? 02/21/91 28 I will not sell land in Florida Maggie in Marge's hair. (see 7f05.) 7F17 Old Money 03/28/91 30 I will not grease the monkey bars (See 7f07.)** ** The ending credits listed characters to actors. (See 7f17 Capsule.) 7F18 Brush with Greatness 04/11/91 31 I will not hide behind the fifth amendment Couch tips over with Homer, Maggie lands on a cushion. 7F19 Lisa's Substitute 04/25/91 32 (No blackboard, haevily abbreviated intro.) (Couch missing, See 7f09.) 7F20 War of the Simpsons 05/02/91 33 I will not do anything bad ever again (See 7f10.) 7F21 Three Men and a Comic Book 05/09/91 34 I will not show off (Written in old English font.)** (First airing, See 7f11, second, See 7f08.) ** 04/30/92, `Cosby 1984-1992' blurb with Bart and Homer's `milking the show for all its worth.' piece. 7F22 Blood Feud 07/11/91 35 I will not sleep through my education (Couch falls, See 7f03.) 1.1.2 Season 3 (23 episodes) ============================================================================== 7F23 When Flanders Failed 10/03/91 38 Nobody likes sunburn slappers The family do a little dance 7F24 Stark Raving Dad ** 09/19/91 36 I am not a dentist Family falls back through wall ** 2nd airing, opener piece with comment with Bush's address with the `Simpsons vs. Waltons' comment. See 7f24 episode capsule for details. 8F01 Mr. Lisa goes to Washington 09/26/91 37 Spitwads are not free speech Homer sits on Santas Little Helper 8F02 Treehouse of Horror II 10/31/91 42 No blackboard or couch. Marge gives disclaimer, see capsule for details. 8F03 Bart the Murderer 10/10/91 39 High explosives and school don't mix** They make a pyramid capped by Maggie. ** `I will not bribe Principal Skinner' during the show. 8F04 Homer Defined 10/17/91 40 I will not squeak chalk (With suitable sound effects.) Couch tips over leaving Maggie on the floor 8F05 Like Father, like Clown 10/24/91 41 I will finish what I sta/rt Bart leaps onto everyone's lap 8F06 Lisa's Pony 11/07/91 43 Bart bucks are not legal tender Homer lies down and everyone sits on him 8F07 Saturdays of Thunder 11/14/91 44 Hamsters cannot fly The cushions are missing but they don't notice untill its too late 8F08 Flaming Moe's 11/21/91 45 Underwear should be worn on the inside Family jump on couch but burglers stealing it dump them off. 9F09 Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk (aka: Burns sells SNPP.) 12/05/91 46 The Chrismas pageant does not stink The family backs off when SLH growls at them from the couch. 8F10 I Married Marge 12/26/91 47 I will not torment the emotionally frail Family cartwheel in with a Ta-Da!, sans Maggie who falls but is helped. 8F11 Radio Bart 01/09/92 48 I will not carve gods Everyone changes position when they bounce on the couch springs. 8F12 Lisa the Greek 01/23/92 49 (No blackboard scene) Homer sits on SLH. (See 8f01.) 8F13 Homer at the Bat 02/20/92 52 I will not aim for the head All collide and are knocked out except Maggie who is alone on the couch. 8F14 Homer Alone 02/06/92 50 I will not spank others Family pyramid (See 8f03.) 8F15 Seperate Vocations 02/27/92 53 I will not barf unless I'm sick** Bart leaps on everyone's laps (See 8f05.) ** With `I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty' during show. 8F16 Bart the Lover 02/13/92 51 (No blackboard scene) One-eyed monster (See Canada: 8f04 couch scene.) 8F17 Dog of Death 03/12/92 54 I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge Everyone sits on Homer (See 8f06.) 8F19 Colonel Homer 03/26/92 55 I will not conduct my own fire drills Cushions missing (See 8f07.) 8F20 Black Widower (aka: The return of Sideshow Bob.) 04/09/92 56 Funny noises are not funny Burglers steal couch (See 8f08.) 8F21 The Otto Show 04/23/92 57 (No blackboard scene) SLH on couch (See 8f09.) 8F22 Bart's friend falls in love 05/07/92 58 I will not snap bras Couch tips (See 7f24.) 1.1.3 Season 4 (23 episodes) ============================================================================== 8F18 A Streetcar named Marge 10/01/92 61 My name is not Dr. Death The couch morphs into a monster which swallows the whole family 8F23 Brother can you spare two dimes? 08/27/92 59 I will not fake seizures Family sans Maggie cartwheel into position (See 8f10) 8F24 Camp Krusty 09/24/92 60 This punishment is not boring and meaningless Family run in, but couch is allready occupied by the Flintstone family. 9F01 Homer the Heretic 10/07/29 62 US: Intro cut. Canada: `I will not defame New Orleans' Canada: The entire wall rotates the couch & the family disappears 9F02 Lisa the Beauty Queen 10/15/92 63 US: (See 9f01.) Canada: `I will not prescribe medication' Family sans the girls run off the edge of the film. Lisa then appears. 9F03 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie 11/03/92 65 I will not bury the new kid** A replacement blow-up-couch deflates when sat on by the family ** Ms. Krabappel made Marge write `I will try to raise a better child' 9F04 Treehouse of Horror III 10/29/92 64 (No blackboard, replaced with graveyard scene.) Five family skeletons with appropriate features sit on couch. 9F05 Marge gets a Job 11/05/92 66 I will not teach others to fly The family sit down with the wrong heads, which they then exchange. 9F06 New Kid on the Block 11/12/92 67 I will not bring sheep to class Couch falls (See 7f03.) 9F07 Mr. Plow 11/19/92 68 A burp is not an answer Couch is missing, so they all squeeze onto a tiny stool. 9F08 Lisa's first Word 12/03/29 69 Teacher is not a leper Family join in for an extended kick-line intro (Longest `yet' at 1:34s.) 9F09 Homer's Triple Bypass 12/17/92 70 US: (See 7f15.) Else: Coffee is not for kids** Else: A tiny miniature family scramble up onto a giant couch ** Bart's writing was progressivly shakier (ie: because of the coffee.) 9F10 Marge vs. the Monorail 01/14/93 71 I will not eat things for money Popular Springfieldians join family around the couch and TV. 9F11 Selma's Choice 01/21/93 72 I will not yell `She's dead' during roll-call. Family run in and are caught by a suspended net-trap. 9F12 Brother from the Same Planet 02/04/93 73 The principal's toupee is not a frisbee Couch rotates (See 9f01.) 9F13 I Love Lisa 02/11/93 74 I will not call the principal `spud-head.' Chorus line. (See 9f08) US: Premiere used 8f04 intro. 9F14 Duffless 02/18/93 75 Goldfish don't bounce (See 9f02.) 9F15 Last exit to Springfield 03/11/93 76 Mud is not one of the 4 food groups Monster couch. (See 8f18.) 9F16 The Front** 04/15/93 78 I will not sell miracle cures Chorus line. (See 9f08.) ** Premiere & elewhere subsequently: Flanders trailer short before credits. 9F17 So it's come to this: A Simpsons Clip Show 04/01/93 77 No one is interested in my underpants Heads exchange. (See 9f05.) 9F18 Whacking Day 04/29/93 79 I will return the seeing-eye dog All on small stool (See 9f07.) 9F19 Krusty gets Cancelled 05/13/93 81 I will not charge admission to the bathroom They run into a trap (See 9f11.) 9F20 Marge in Chains 05/06/93 80 I do not have diplomatic immunity Miniature family (See 9f09.) 1.1.4 Season 5 (22 episodes) ============================================================================== 9F21 Homer's Barbershop Quartet 09/30/93 82 I will never win a/n Emmy Multiple takes. The family shatter, meld, and blow up! (See Capsule.) 9F22 Cape Feare 10/07/93 83 The caferteria d/eep fryer\ is not a toy Chorus line (See 9f08.) 1F01 Rosebud 10/21/93 85 (No blackboard quote) (US: Intro cut.) OFF run in and are confused when they see themselves allready seated. 1F02 Homer goes to College 10/14/93 84 (No blackboard quote) (US: Intro cut.) OFF run in and sit but are squashed by a huge Monty-Python'esque foot. 1F03 Marge on the Lam 11/05/93 87 (No blackboard quote) (US: Intro cut.) Family crash through a backdrop painted like the living room. 1F04 Treehouse of Horror IV 10/28/93 86 No blackboard, THOH Gravestones instead. (See capsule.) An undead family rise from the floor and take their places. 1F05 Bart's Inner Child 11/11/93 88 (No blackboard quote) (US: Intro cut.) A fat guy is on the couch so they scrunch in between him on the couch. 1F06 Boy-Scoutz N the Hood 11/18/93 89 (No blackboard quote) (US: Intro cut.) Darkness. See (eyes) run in. Lights: Bodies run in and attatch to eyes. 1F07 The Last Temptation of Homer 12/09/93 90 All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. (Written in a specific way.) OFF sit in living room but which then turns out to be a D.Letterman set. 1F08 $pringfield 12/16/93 91 I will not say "Spr/ingfield" just to get applause. The family run in and shatter into pieces when they collide. (See 9f21.) 1F09 Homer the Vigilante 01/06/94 92 I am not authorized/ to fire substitute teachers. The members of the family run in, collide, and explode. (See 9f21.) 1F10 Homer & Apu 02/10/94 94 I will not go nea/r the kindergarten turtle. OFF pop their heads up from behind the couch. (See capsule.) 1F11 Bart gets Famous 02/03/94 93 My homework was n/ot stolen by a one-armed man. OFF run in and meld into one big goop of Simpson. (See 9f21.) 1F12 Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy 02/17/94 95 (No blackboard quote) (US: Intro cut.) OFF run in and are crushed by a foot. (See 1f02.) 1F13 Deep Space Homer 02/24/94 96 (No blackboard quote) (US: Intro cut.) A fat guy is on the couch so they scrunch in between him on..(See 1f05.) 1F14 Homer Loves Flanders 03/17/94 97 I am not delightfu/lly saucy. The family see two couches so all split up & sit on both. (See capsule.) 1F15 Bart Gets an Elephant 03/31/94 98 Organ transplants are best left to the profes/sionals. OFF runs in and pop into their eyes. (See 1f06.) 1F16 Burns's Heir 04/14/94 99 The pledge of allegiance does not end with hail/ Satan. A ball of OFF bounce in and forms their regular selves in the couch. 1F18 Sweet Seymour Skinner 04/27/94 100 I will not celebrate meaningless mi/lestones. The family rip off and stomp on hte Fox logo. (See capsule.) 1F19 The Boy Who Knew too Much 05/05/94 101 There are plenty of businesses like show busines/s. David Letterman set. (See 1f07.) 1F20 Secrets of a Successful Marriage (Season Finale.) 05/19/94 103 Five days is not too long to wait fo/r a gun. The family run in and explode. (See 9f21.) 1F21 Lady Bouvier's Lover 05/12/94 102 I will not re-transmit without the express permission of\ Major League Bas/eball. The family runs in and collide. (See 9f21.) 1.1.5 Season 6 (22 episodes?) ============================================================================== 1F17 Lisa's Rival 1F22 Bart of Darkness 2F01 Itchy & Scratchy Land 2F02 Lisa on Ice 2F03 Lovejoy's Little Devil 2F04 Treehouse of Horror V 2F05 Sideshow Bob Roberts 2F06 Patty & Selma's Loan 2F07 Marge's Fear of Flying Season six is currently in production. As pointed out by Ben Zimmer [ben.z@bonair.Stanford.EDU] on Alt.TV.Simpsons, FOX apparently contracted three more seasons after season five. ============================================================================== -- Section II - The Alt.TV.Simpsons Frequently Asked Questions. -- 2.0 Voice credits & castlist of The Simpsons. --- ----------------------------------------- <*> Very occasionally some characters may be voiced by more than one actor, depending on the role and/or actor's availability. Any corrections are very welcome! 2.0.1 Characters & credits for regular cast members. Regular cast The Family Comment ============================================================================== Dan Castellaneta Abraham J. Simpson (Grampa Simpson) Homer J. Simpson (Father `D'oh') Julie Kavner Marjorie Bouvier Simpson (Mother `Hmmmmmmmmmm') Jacqueline Bouvier (Marge's Mother) Patty Bouvier (Marge's celibate sister) Selma Bouvier (Marge's sister, twin to Patty) Nancy Cartwright Bartholomew J. Simpson (Brother) Yeardley Smith Lisa Simpson (Sister) Maggie Simpson (Baby [Sucking on Pacifier]) Frank Welker Santa's Little Helper (Family dog) n/a Snowball II (Family cat, second-in-line.) Regular cast Characters Comment ============================================================================== Dan Castellaneta Barney Gumbel (Drunken slob at Moe's Tavern) Captain McAllister (`Arrrr' Sea captain.) Chespirito (Spanish bumblebee guy) Diamond Joe Quimby (Corrupt Mayor of Springfield) Groundskeeper Willy (Scottish employee at school) Hans Moleman (aka Ralph Mellish) Krusty the Clown (Star of Krusty the Clown show.) Scott Christian (News announcer) Sideshow Mel (Krusty's newer sidekick) Hank Azaria Al Bundy (From MWC) Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (Indian Kwik-E-Mart owner) Carl (Homer's work supervisor) Charlie (Homer's blonde co-worker) Chief Wiggum (Fat incompetent police chief) DJ Marty (KBBL Bill & Marty) Dr. Nick Riviera (shady doctor) Geeky kid (The zit-face geeky adolescent) George Burns (Burn's brother 1F01) Jimmy Carter (US President) Lou (Coloured cop) Moe (Bartender of Moe's Tavern) Mr. Van Houten (Milhouse's father) Prof. John Frink (bespectacled professor) Race Banyon (Astronaut) Roger Meyers (Head of I&S Intl.) Snake (Springfields' resident Con) Superintendent Chalmers (Pr. Skinner's `boss.' Harry Shearer Adolf Hitler (In bunker, 1f01) Charles Montgomery Burns (Owner of SNPP) DJ Bill (KBBL Bill & Marty) Dave Shutton (Reporter) Dr. Julius Hibbert (`Cosby'-esque family doctor) Dr. Marvin Monroe (Local Psychologist) George Bush (US President) Herman (Herman's Military Antiques) Jasper (Resident of Retirement home) Johnny Carson (takeoff of Johnny Carson) Kent Brockman (Local Anchor Journalist) Lenny (Homer's co-worker) MC Hammer (Hammer takeoff) McBain (Rainier Wolfcastle) Ned Flanders (Religious Neighbour) Otto (School Bus driver.) Rev. Timothy Lovejoy (Local Reverend) Richard Nixon (US President) Seymour `Spanky' Skinner (Principal of SF Elementary) Spike Lee (Spike Lee) Wayland J. Smithers (Burns' bootlick subordinate) Nancy Cartwright Kearney (Bald school bully.) Nelson Mundt (`Ha-haa' School bully) Ralph Wiggum (Son of Chief Wiggum) Rod Flanders (Younger son, Neighbour.) Todd Flanders (Son, Neighbour.) <*> Springfield's TV show starring a guy in a bumblebee costume reminds us of `Lo Mejor De Chesperito' from the Miami-based Univision network. It is not a direct portrayal however. (See Dan Castellaneta above.) Supporting cast Characters Comment ============================================================================== Albert Brooks Brad Goodman [1F05] MacGarnicle [1F05] Doris Grau Chapel clerk [8F10] Della (Lionel Hutz's secretary) [7F10] Lunch Lady Doris [8F05] Lurleen Lumpkin [9F10] Jo Ann Harris Wanda (Girl in Lisa's class and 8F08) Jon Lovitz Aristotle Amodopoulos [8F04,8F13] Artie Ziff (Marge's old school boyfriend) Llewellyn Sinclair [8F18] Ms. Sinclair [8F18] Professor Lombardo [7F18] Maggie Roswell Kitty Carlisle (Kitty Carlisle's head) Maude Flanders (Wife, Neighbour) Mrs. Lovejoy (Reverend's wife.) Ms. Elizabeth Hoover (Lisa's teacher.) Peg Bundy (from MWC) Marcia Wallace Mrs. Krabappel (Bart's class teacher) Ms. Albright (Sunday School teacher) Ms. Mellon (SELC teacher) Pamela Hayden Celeste (School kid) Jimbo Jones (School bully with beanie) Malibu Stacy (Popular doll) Milhouse Van Houten (Bart's school friend) Mrs. Van Houten (Milhouse's mother) Mrs. Wiggum (Chief Wiggum's wife) Sylvia Winfield (Elderly neighbour) Wendell Burton (motion sick school kid) Phil Hartman Himself [9F12] Lionel Hutz (Shady attorney) Lyle Lanley [9F10] Moses and TV voices [7F13] Plato [7F17] Smooth Jimmy Apollo [8F12] Stockbroker [8F09] Tom [9F12] Troy McClure (Local movie star) Voice of Heaven [7F10] Russi Taylor Martin Prince (Nerdy School kid) Sherri & Terri (`Terrible twins' at school) Tress MacNeille Adil Hoxha [7G13] Marge's friend in school [7F12] Skinner's mother (Seymour's possessive mother) 2.1 Characters & credits for guest stars appearing. --- ----------------------------------------------- <*> Dave Hall is currently constructing a full castlist. Once availiable, the guest-star list may be removed from the FAQ as it is becoming rather unwieldy and large. However contributions and corrections are still extremely welcome. Guests Stars Character(s) Episode(s) ============================================================================== Adam West himself [9F07] Aerosmith themselves [8F08] Albert Brooks Cowboy Bob, Jaques, Brad Goodman[7G09,7G11,1F05] Alex Rocco Roger Meyers, CEO of I&S Intl. [7F09] Anne Bancroft ? ** Audrey Meadows Beatrice ``Bea'' Simmons [7F17] Barry White himself [9F18,9F19] Bette Midler herself [9F19] Beverly D'Angelo Lurleen Lumpkin [8F19] Bob Hope himself [9F02] Brooke Shields herself [9F16] Catherine O'Hara Waitress [8F08] Christopher Collins ? [7G01,7G03] Christopher Guest Nigel Tufnel (Spinal Tap) [8F21] Chuck Hearn Lakers' announcer (himself) [8F04] Cloris Leachman Mrs. Glick [7F21] Conan O'Brien himself [1F11] Daniel Stern narrator [7F21] Danny DeVito Herbert Powell [7F16,8F23] Darryl Strawberry himself [8F13] Daryl L. Coley ? [7F05] David Bowie ? ** David Crosby himself [9F20, 9f21] Diana Tanaka hostess at oriental restaurant [7F11] Don Mattingly himself [8F13] Dr. Joyce Brothers herself [9F15] Dustin Hoffman Mr. Bergstrom, cr as Sam Etic [7F19] Earvin `Magic' Johnson himself [8F04] Edwin ``Buzz'' Aldrin Himself [1F13] Elizabeth Taylor Maggie, herself [9F08,9F19] Ernest Borgnine himself [1F06] Frank Welker Animal noises [7F14,8F06,8F17] Gabor Csupo Maggie Simpson (sucking) [Tracey Ullman Show*] George Fenneman Narrator [1F03] George Takei Akira, your waiter [7F11] Gerry Cooney himself [1F08] Greg Berg ? [7F07] Harvey Fierstein Karl the Secretary [7F02] Hugh Hefner himself [9F19] Jackie Mason Rabbi Hyman Krustofski [8F05] James Brown himself [1F05] James Earl Jones Narrator, Serak, Moving Man. [7F04] James Taylor himself [1F13] James Woods himself [1F10] Joe Mantegna Fat Tony, and himself [8F03] Joey Miyashima Master chef [7F11] Johnny Carson himself [9F19] Jose Canseco himself [8F13] June Foray Receptionist & phone oper. [7G01] Kathleen Turner Stacy Lavelle [1F12] Kelsey Grammer Sideshow Bob & SideShow Mel [7G12,8F20,9f22] Ken Griffey Jr. himself [8F13] Ken Levine ? [7F05] Kimmy Robertson Samantha Stanky [8F22] Kipp Lennon ? and (vocals over credits) [7F24,9F14] Larry King Bible-on-Cassette Narrator [7F11] Larry McKay ? [8F07] Leonard Nimoy himself [9F10] Linda Ronstadt herself [9F07] Liz Georges Maggie Simpson [Tracey Ullman Show*] Lona Williams ? [8F01,8F18,9F02] Luke Perry himself (aka ``Sideshow Luke'') [9F19] Matt Groening Maggie Simpson (voice) [7F06] Michael Caine ? ** Michael Carrington ? [9F13] Michael Jackson himself, cr as John Jay Smith. [7F24] Michael McKean David St. Hubbins (Spinal Tap) [8F21] Michele Pillar (vocals over closing credits) [9F11] Michelle Pfeiffer Mindy [1F07] Mike Scioscia himself [8F13] Miriam Flynn ? [7G06] Neil Armstrong himself (uncredited) [9F03] Neil Patrick Harris himself (as Bart) [8F03] Ozzie Smith himself [8F13] Pamela Reed Laura's mother Ruth Powers [9F06,1F03] Paul Willson ? [7G01] Penny Marshall Lucille Botzcowski (Miss Botz) [7G01] Red Hot Chili Peppers themselves [9F19] Ringo Starr himself [7F18] Robert Goulet himself [1F08] Roger Clemens himself [8F13] Ron Taylor ? [7G06] Sab Shimono Master chef's trainee [7F11] Sam McMurray ? and Gulliver Dark [7G03,7G10] Sam Neill Malloy the Sf Cat Burglar [1F09] Sara Gilbert Laura [9F06] Steve Allen Bart [8F15] Steve Sax himself [8F13] Sting himself [8F11] Susan Blu ? [7G05,7G06] Terry Cashman himself [8F13] The Ramones themselves [1F01] Tom Jones himself [9F05] Tom Poston Capital City Goofball [7F05] Tony Bennett himself [7F05] Tracey Ullman Miss Winthrop [7F14] Wade Boggs himself [8F13] Werner Klemperer Colonel Wilhelm Klink [1F07] `Smokin' Joe Frazier himself [8F23] Notes: * For the half-hour show, Maggie's sucking noise is replayed from a synthesizer. ** A rumoured guest in an upcoming episode. <*> Thanks go to the capsule-compilers for some entries in this list. <*> See also: `The Simpsons - character list' & `The Simpsons Character names' by Juha Terho allready available via anonymous FTP here. ============================================================================== -- Section III - The Alt.TV.Simpsons Frequently Asked Questions. -- 3.0 Listing of commonly requested files & archives. --- ----------------------------------------------- <*> The current archive site is busop.cit.wayne.edu. For whatever reason it uses a MS-DOS style file system, so users are advised to stick to MS-DOS conventions when accessing this site. Contact [carl@busop.cit.wayne.edu] for busop specifics. <*> An alternative site, and home to this FAQ, is Lisa.apana.org.au; where a quite large collection of Simpsons material is archived. However, it is advised this site is *only* to be used in the case where the required material cannot be found on busop or other sites, such as Archie. Mail [Tetragon@Lisa.apana.org.au] for further details. (See section 3.2.1.) 3.0a An addition to being posted on or about the beginning of each month, the FAQ can be obtained by mailing [getatsfaq@lisa.apana.org.au]. Questions regarding this FAQ can be mailed to [tetragon@lisa.apana.org.au]. Contributions, corrections, etc can be mailed to [atsfaq@lisa.apana.org.au]. 3.0.1 Listing of lists compiled from subscribers to the group. <*> Currently many lists are undergoing updating or construction, most current material being quite out of date. Once most lists are completed and updated, a list will be constructed. <*> This list was used to help previous FAQ episode lists. (These addresses may now be invalid, but are reproduced for historical reasons only.) Michael L. Brown Eddy J. Gurney (eddy@jafus.mi.org) Mark A. Holtz (mholtz@netcom.com) Brian T. Howard (bhoward@neon.stanford.edu) Don Patrick (syslep@pro-lep.cts.com) David Tamkin (dattier@ddsw1.mcs.com) Bruce Watson (bwatson@nyx.cs.du.edu) I keep a partial archive of compressed popular documents that were available at ftp.widener.edu, on here in :Simpsons/Articles/, Articles/FTP/, and other directories. Most of these documents are getting somewhat dated, however, updates are very welcome from list-keeping types on the group. The ATS Capsules are also availiable here compressed and with version numbers, however it is encouraged to get capsules from busop first if at all possible. 3.1 Listing of Episode Capsules regularly posted to the A.T.S. --- ---------------------------------------------------------- Capsules are compiled from articles posted to the a.t.s. newsgroup, and collated by the Capsule Compiler. Except for three 4th season episodes, there are capsules for every episode up to the end of 5th season. (However, those missing capsules are currently being worked on.) For an idea of what is actually put in the capsules, grab one and check it out. (See the acronyms section, as this may help with reading them.) The current compiler is James A. Cherry [jac@doe.carleton.ca], who has been producing the capsules since 9F21, the 5th Season premiere. The previous compiler and originator, is Raymond Chen, who produced almost all the capsules to the end of the fourth season. Chris Baird, Dave Hall, and Scott Simpson also produced a few fourth season capsules, and Chris Baird produced a few of th first season capsules. Raymond Chen's capsules use a numerical (n.nnn) revision, whereas James Cherry uses an alphabetical revision (RevX). It is strongly encouraged that anyone who is producing any material for the group, include revision numbers/letters in their productions. 3.1.1 List of Capsules. At this time, Raymond Chen has at least one update archive of his capsules to be released. James Cherry's capsules are under constant update, so this list is usually out-of-date by the time it is posted! This is a listing of capsule revisions I have collected on my own site here (Pub:Simpsons/Capsules/) and all are available as compressed files. (Updates very welcome ofcourse.) First Season. 7g01 1.1, 1.4. 7g08 1.1, 1.2. 7g02 1.1, 1.3. 7g09 1.1, 1.2. 7g03 1.1, 1.4. 7g10 1.1, 1.1b 7g04 1.1. 7g11 1.3, 1.4. 7g05 1.1, 1.3. 7g12 1.3. 7g06 1.1, 1.3. 7g13 1.1, 1.2. 7g07 1.1, 1.3. Second Season. 7f01 1.0, 1.7, 1.8 7f12 1.0, 1.4. 7f02 1.0, 1.6. 7f13 1.5, 1.6. 7f03 1.4, 1.7. 7f14 1.6, 1.8. 7f04 1.4, 1.7. 7f15 1.5, 1.6. 7f05 1.5, 1.7. 7f16 1.4, 1.5. 7f06 1.6, 1.10. 7f17 1.0, 1.4. 7f07 1.4, 1.7 7f18 1.4, 1.5, 1.7. 7f08 1.4, 1.6. 7f19 1.5, 1.6. 7f09 1.5, 1.7. 7f20 1.5, 1.6. 7f10 1.5, 1.6. 7f21 1.5, 1.6. 7f11 1.4, 1.5. 7f22 1.7, 1.8. Third Season. 7f23 1.2, 1.3. 8f11 1.3, 1.5. 7f24 8f12 1.1, 1.3. 8f01 1.6, 1.7. 8f13 1.3, 1.4. 8f02 1.2, 1.3. 8f14 1.1, 1.2. 8f03 1.3, 1.4. 8f15 1.4, 1.5. 8f04 1.6, 1.7. 8f16 1.1, 1.2. 8f05 1.3, 1.4. 8f17 8f06 1.3, 1.4. 8f19 1.1, 1.2. 8f07 1.3, 1.5, 1.6. 8f20 1.1, 1.2. 8f08 1.3, 1.6. 8f21 1.1, 1.2. 8f09 1.3, 1.4. 8f22 1.4, 1.2. 8f10 1.4, 1.5. Fourth Season. 8f18 0.1a, 1.0, 1.2. 9f10 1.2, 1.3. 8f23 0.1a, 0.1b. 8f24 0.1a, 1.1. 9f12 1.2. 9f01 0.1a, 1.2. 9f13 1.2. 9f02 0.1a, 1.3. 9f03 0.1a, 1.2. 9f15 1.2. 9f04 0.1a 9f16 1.1, 1.2. 9f05 0.1a, 1.2. 9f17 1.2, 1.3. 9f06 1.0, 1.1, 1.2. 9f18 1.1a, 1.1b. 9f07 0.1a, 1.0, 1.3. 9f19 1.1a, 1.1b. 9f08 1.0. 9f20 1.1, 1.2. Fifth Season. 9f21 A, F. 1f10 B, D, E. 9f22 A, E. 1f11 A, B. 1f01 A, C, D, E, G. 1f12 A, E, F. 1f02 A, B, C, D. 1f13 A, C, D. 1F03 B, E, G. 1f14 A, B, C. 1f04 B, C, F, I. 1f15 C, D. 1f05 A, B, C, E, F. 1f16 A, C. 1f06 B, D, F, G. 1f18 B 1f07 A, B, E, G. 1f19 A, C. 1f08 A, C, F. 1f20 A, B. 1f09 A, B, E. 1f21 A, B, C. 3.1.2 What does all this mean? When requesting or supplying a capsule, it is wise to check the version number or letter. This is to assure you have a legitimate capsule, and to prevent older versions from recirculating. If you have information or corrections for any of the capsules, you can contact James Cherry or Raymond Chen, or send them to me and I can forward it to the relevant people. The capsules are constantly being updated, so even material on older episodes is welcome as long as it is relevant. 3.2 Frequently Requested Files. --- --------------------------- 3.2.1 The Simpsons Archive Currently, the main Simpsons archive resides at busop.cit.wayne.edu [141.217.75.40], and is the main public FTP site. Archie sites also contain large collections, and it is advisable for people to check the servers (archie.au or nic.funet.fi) for files before posting requests to the group. 3.2.2 What is "anonymous ftp" anyway? Anonymous ftp is a method for obtaining files from other machines over the Internet. Ask your system administrator for instructions since the details vary from place to place. When you ftp, remember that somebody else is paying for your obsession, so keep your connections to a minimum. Also, don't ftp overseas unless you *really* have to. If you cannot access FTP services, yet have access to email, it is possible to access FTP sites anonymously using various FTP-by-mail servers. Ask your system administrator or network administrator for the location of the closest FTP-by-mail server to your site. (These servers can usually access FTP sites visible anywhere with normal FTP.) Usually sending a message to help@ the server or with help as the subject will get you details about the particular server you wish to use. If however you have questions regarding these types of Internet services, do not post on Alt.TV.Simpsons asking for advice, consult relevant people local to you or check out the newsgroups locally or globally available to help new users. Ask your admin or upstream feed about these newsgroups. 3.2.3 ASCII pictures The most infamous (but not necessarily the best) ASCII rendition of the Simpsons was created by John Schulien on 14 Apr 90 and originally posted to rec.music.gdead (!). (####) (#######) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) __&__ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| /\ /\ /\ /\ | | (#########) | | | V \/ \---. .----/ \----. | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) | | \_ / \ / C .---_) ,_C (##) | (o)(o) (o)(o) <__. .--\ (o)(o) /__. | |.___| /____, (##) C _) _C / \ () / | \__/ \ (#) | ,___| /____, ) \ > (C_) < /_____\ | | | / \ /----' /___\____/___\ /_____/ \ OOOOOO /____\ ooooo /| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ See the `Ascii-pix' archive for other examples of ASCII art, available via anonymous FTP. =============================================================================== -- Section IV - The Alt.TV.Simpsons Frequently Asked Questions. -- 4.0 Frequently asked questions with answers. --- ---------------------------------------- 4.1 Didja notice...? (Did you know?) --- -------------------------------- ... the cash register states Maggie costs $847.63? ... everybody has only three fingers and a thumb on each hand? (With a few notable exceptions.) ... whenever police are part of the story, it's usually the same two cops. (both have pigs' snouts, Eddie and Lou.) ... Homer works in Sector 7-G at the power plant? (Apparently this was where James L. Brooks got the first season Pcode idea from.) And Homer's co-workers are Lenny, Charlie and Carl. (Among others.) ... The Hibberts' strikingly similarities to the Huxtables from ``The Cosby Show''? (Even right down to the family members.) ... you hear a crow call in the establishing shot of the nuclear plant? ... Bart's classroom is on the second floor while Lisa's classroom is directly below his? [in the title sequence] ... that Bart's blackboard punishment changes from show to show? ... Lisa's saxophone solo varies between episodes during the seasons. ... the ``Duff Beer'' ad on the side of the bus [in the first season]? ... that Marge runs through a stop sign? ... that different things happen when the family runs to the couch? (There are generally about 10 per season, being usually used about twice in each season.) <*> It appears that there is no blackboard punishment in some fifth-season episodes. [also, in the title sequence for the second and subsequent seasons] ... that Lisa now plays a baritone sax instead of a tenor? ... that Marge is reading ``Mom Monthly'' at the checkout? ... all the stuff that flashes by in the very fast pan of Springfield? (Regards to Raymond Chen and David Tamkin) In the park: Milhouse is throwing a baseball; Bullies (including Nelson Mundt from ``Bart the General'') have tossed a kid head-first into a garbage pail -- only his legs are visible; The bullies in ``The Tell-Tale Head'' (the tall thin one with the skull-and-crossbones tee-shirt [Jimbo] and the fat bald one [Kearney] are harassing Martin (the Poindexter.) The next yard: Patty and Selma are sunbathing; The twins [Sherri and Terri] are walking across the yard to the park; Springfield Retirement Castle: Grampa Simpson, Jasper, and another guy (Herman?) are gawking at Patty and Selma, but Grampa's holding a book, in case anybody catches him; The Emmy-winning Kent Brockman (accompanied by his camera man) are taping; The road: Dr. Marvin Monroe and Dr. Hibert have clipboards poised. The school bus is parked with Wendell (looking rather ill) hanging his head out of the rear window; Otto's leaning against the front of the bus, taking a break from changing the front tire; The two cops are standing behind a police barricade; the white one is wielding his night-stick. The Flanders Home: Maude, Ned, and Todd play with birds. Maude has just let a bird fly away, and Ned has a bird perched on his outstretched finger. How amazingly Flanders-like! The Simpson Home: Homer's workbench is in the garage (continuity error -- see ``Itchy & Scratchy & Marge''), and there's an empty shelf. (This series is available as a digitized .gif series on busop.) Simpsons Illustrated also printed a fold-out of this long scene in Simpsons Illustrated Vol. 1. No. 5. (SIoz Winter 1992.) ... that Mr. Burns shakes his watch when the 5:00 whistle blows at 3:00? (Homer leaving at 3 is how he and Bart end up at home at the same time in `Do the Bartman.) [if your fingers do the walking ...] ... Homer's phone numbers, according to Principal Skinner's rolodex card, are: Before ``Simpson & Delilah'' After Home: 555-6528 555-6832 Work: 555-7334 555-6754 and that you can reach Moe's Tavern at 555-1239 (happy "hour" is from 5:00 to 5:30.) ... the phone numbers from Homer's television debut in ``Mr. Plow'' Home: 555-3223 Business: 555-3226 [in Life in Hell ...] ... Akbar and Jeff were sporting various hair styles, including the "Marge Simpson" ? ... Bart Simpson cameos regularly in ``Childhood is Hell''. ... after watching Bart on television, Binky critiqued the writing of the show.. shortly before the premiere of MG's ``Colonel Homer''. ... you'll see the occasional ``D'Ohh.'' (note the spelling) ... In `the Big Book of Hell', a compilation of LIH strips, there features (according to a promotional part on the back cover) in a strip, a picture of a character promoted as what became Bart Simpson. However it also fails to mention later in the book, a picture of a character which uncannily resembles Maggie Simpson. ... Anyone who has read LIH will know of the resemblance between Sheeba and Marge Simpson. (Obviously some of Sheeba went into Marge. -Chris Baird [cjb@hna.com.au]) 4.2 Who is MG? --- ---------- MG is Matt Groening, creator of ``The Simpsons'' and ``Life in Hell''. Intending to be a professional writer after leaving Evergreen State College, WA (graduated in 1977 at 23), his disappointing career in L.A. came to an end with the unexpected success of his ``Life in Hell'' comic strip. It was LIH that attracted the attention of James L. Brooks of Gracie Films, who in 1985 invited MG to develop an idea for a future project that later became the animated Simpsons shorts shown during `The Tracey Ullman Show'. (Legend said that OFF [see 3.18 for a list of popular acronyms] were created in ~10 minutes while MG waited in the foyer to Brooks' office.) This was later confirmed in the Oprah Winfrey Interview by Groening himself. When the show moved to the half-hour format, MG landed the role of Creative Consultant, and now has a hand in almost every phase of the production process, like one can if they're the CC. However, it is stressed that the talented people employed by Gracie Films, Film Roman, et al. are at fault for the bulk of what happens. His name appearing on all Simpsons merchandising is a trademark requirement, by agreement with the 20th Century Fox Film Corporation, who bought from him the rights and ownership of ``The Simpsons''. And the distinctive fonts used by the show and magazine (`Matt') were specially designed in Postscript by Apple Computer employees, and based on his own handwriting (surprise!) Sorry, but they're proprietary. Matt has gone on to create a Simpsons comic book series, under the name Bongo Comics with the old Simpsons Illustrated (S.I.us) group. (See about `Simpsons Illustrated' and acronyms section.) There are apparently six comics released or slated for release, popularity will probably dictate whether more will be released. There is also apparently rumour of a new animated series based on MG's LIH characters, however, substantial facts are still to be seen. 4.3 Where did Matt Groening get the names for the Simpson family? --- ------------------------------------------------------------- Homer and Margaret (`Marge') are the names of his parents (Mrs. Simpson is Marjorie); the names of Matt Groening's sons are Homer and Abe. His siblings are, in birth order, Mark (unused so far), Patty (one of Marge Simpson's sisters), , Lisa, and Maggie (named Margaret like her mother but called Maggie). The name Bart, on the other hand, was chosen because it is an anagram of `brat'. (Thanks to David Tamkin for cleaning this up. See also the Oprah Winfrey interview with MG for clarification of this.) Also the reason a lot of characters are left-handed is because MG is infact left-handed himself. There has also been debate on the group about the film `Day of the Locust.' It seems a character from this quite old Black and White film, has exhibited characteristics uncannily similarities to Homer Simpson, and the character's name actually is Homer Simpson. It is unknown for sure whether this film has ANY connection with MG's choice of name, whether it is pure coincidence, or whether MG just took advantage of that coincidence. Also note that the name Simpson is a natural choice for both characters as the name `Simpson' literally translates to `Son of a Simpleton.' With this in mind too the choice of name for both becomes that much less of a coincidence. 4.4 Where is Springfield? --- --------------------- `Springfield' is a fictional location. MG says he chose the name because it is one of the most common city names and the setting of the antithesis to the Simpsons, ``Father Knows Best''. Indeed, from Groening's childhood perspective, that Springfield was `the next town over' from his home in Portland, Oregon. Further evidence points at the fictitious nature of Springfield: * The state's capital is `Capital City'; * The state's flag is three horizontal stripes; * The state's motto is `Not Just Another State'; As far as we know, no state in the USA has these properties. <*> See `Where is Springfield' article by Raymond Chen available via anonymous FTP here. This is somewhat dated now, therefore Dave Hall has taken over this document, and will be releasing an updated version once ready. Once this is availiable, this section will probably be removed from here, replaced by a reference to the document. <*> According to some sources on the group, Matt Groening has said that although Springfield is modelled on `anytown USA' it does have features somewhat similar to towns in Oregon, where Matt grew up. There are plenty of clues all the time that serve just to confuse the issue even more. Such as Mt. Springfield, Springfield Harbour, the badlands within the `state' of Springfield, the Snowing in Mr. Plow, the `Mexico City - 600 Mi.' from Marge in Chains, the KrustyBurger in the oil-rig on the Atlantic Ocean from Boy Scoutz `n the Hood. In 9F14, "Duffless", Homer's driver's license has a zip code beginning with "79" and the state is "NT". (79 is in Northern Texas). There are copious amounts of such clues. 4.5 What is the Simpsons' Home address? --- ----------------------------------- In ``Blood Feud'', ``Bart the Lover'' 94 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA In ``Mr. Lisa goes to Washington'' 59 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, T.A In ``Kamp Krusty'' 430 Spalding Way, Springfield, U.S.A In ``New Kid on the Block'' 1094 Evergreen Terrace. In ``Marge In Chains'' 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. In ``Homer the Vigilante'' 723 Evergreen Terrace. (Tony Shepps wagers that Kamp Krusty address hints to monologist and actor Spalding Gray, whose humour is also considered subtle, poignant, and yes, generally irritating to Republicans. The others were undoubtedly inspired by MG's alma mater.) 4.6a What does the ``J'' stand for in Homer J. Simpson? ---- -------------------------------------------------- Matt Groening says that Homers middle initial is a token of admiration for Rocky and Bullwinkle (Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose), whose own J's were in honor of their creator, Jay Ward. 4.6b How about Bartholomew J. Simpson? ---- --------------------------------- In the ``Simpsons Rainy Day Fun Book'', it states that Bart's middle initial stands for ``Jebediah'', and not ``JoJo'', as was previously reported by Sharon Crichton (sharonc@meaddata.com). Yet, her claim was backed up by the appearance of ``JoJo'' in a Simpsons periodical. One can only guess that some facts got lost when the Rainy Day Fun Book was made. 4.7 Didn't I see/hear ... in ... ? --- ------------------------------ <*> See `OtherRoles' Article by Raymond Chen for an apparently full list of credits of actors in The Simpsons. Available via FTP. This section has become too unwieldy to be covered here. <*> The most commonly recognised show with the Simpsons actors appearing is definetly Herman's Head. This show includes Yeardley Smith and Hank Azaria as `Louise' and `Jay' respectively in prominent roles. 4.8a What phone pranks has Bart used on Moe of Moe's Tavern? ---- ------------------------------------------------------- 7G03: Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley! 7G06: Hey guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap. 7G01: Is there an Al Coholic here? ... and ... Call for Oliver Kloushoff. 7F11: I wanna Seymour Butts. 7F15: C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. 7F22: Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? 8F08: Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! 8F09: Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? 9F06: Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? ... and ... Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle! (Bart had an accomplice for this one.) 4.8b Where did the idea for them come from? ---- -------------------------------------- An album called ``The Tube Bar'' was recorded some time ago, comprised of nothing but real prank phone calls. (Like Al Coholic, etc.) 4.9a Which one's Itchy and which is Scratchy? ---- ---------------------------------------- As Lisa and Bart explained to Herb Powell: Lisa: "The mouse's name is Itchy, and the cat's name is Scratchy." Bart: "They *hate* each other." Lisa: "And they're not shy about expressing it." 4.9b Which one's Patty and Which one's Selma? ---- ---------------------------------------- Sometimes referred to as the `Gruesome Twosome'. Patty usually wears a necklace with round beads and doesn't part her hair. Selma wears a necklace with oval beads and does part her hair. From Principal Charming: [Scene with Marge and Homer at night.] Homer: ``Which one's Selma, again?'' Marge: ``She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.'' Homer: ``Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ... you know ... touched.'' Marge: ``It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her.'' [Scene with Marge, Homer, and Selma, talking about Patty.] Selma: ``She's always been the lucky one. Two minutes younger. Skin like a china doll. And bosoms 'til Tuesday.'' 4.10 Where do you get the episode titles from? ---- ----------------------------------------- Some newspapers print the episode titles. We are indebted to Brian Howard, who was able to get ``inside'' information for the second and third seasons. (He's since married his source, and made her move out of L.A. Such priorities!) For details of the fourth, fifth and Sixth seasons, our thanks goes to David Mirsky and Bill Oakley. Two of the episodes (as noted in section 1.1, ``The Tell Tale Head'' and ``Bart Gets Hit By A Car'') actually included their titles; it is, however rare to see them actually named when broadcast. (See Episode list section.) 4.11 How do I pronounce... ---- --------------------- `Groening'? In one of the Life In Hell strips, MG mentioned that it rhymes with `complaining'. (The High German pronunciation would be more clearly described as being between `groaning' and `grayning'; however, since it's his name, we must pronounce it as he wishes, linguistic purity notwithstanding.) Also, in an interview on the television show ``Personalities'', the reporter consistently pronounced it `grayning'. `Yeardley'? `Yeardley' is a variant spelling of the British name `Yardley', whose pronunciation is non-problematical. You can remember the two trickiest names in the credits with the phrase `hardly complaining'. 4.12a Which episodes have been released on video? ----- ------------------------------------------- A set of first season episodes (7G02, 7G03, 7G04, 7G05, 7G06, 7G07, 7G09, 7G11) were released in Britain, New Zealand, and Australia during October 1991. The collection was distributed on four PAL-encoded VHS tapes that sold for 10 pounds apiece in the UK. In North America, only the Christmas special (7G08) has made it to the stores. Since then, another 8 episodes from first and second season have been released on a new label with the eight old ones on PAL format only. It has There are rumors that atleast one more tape after these 4 second-releases is to become availiable, probably with 2 episodes, again in PAL format. 4.12b And when will the show appear in syndication? ----- --------------------------------------------- MG has confirmed in a newspaper interview that `The Simpsons' went up for syndication in January 1993, with the first broadcasts in the Fall of 94. In the U.S. the show has allready started appearing by afilliates as a result of the syndication, however, no video (tape or LD) releases have been seen yet because of syndicated release. 4.13a What's Bongo Comics Group? ----- -------------------------- See below regarding Simpsons Illustrated. 4.13b What's Simpsons Illustrated, and where can I get it? ----- ---------------------------------------------------- Simpsons Illustrated was a quarterly "fan" magazine that's no longer in print. The publishers of the magazine (at least in the U.S.) have gone on to collaborate with Matt Groening to form the Bongo Comics Group. SI had held all sorts of tasty bits, including shots of the studio, trivia, and other information. In addition to the four quarterly issues, a Simpsons Annual was also published. <*> Australians can write to me regarding availability of BCG comics. (AS well as other MG productions, merchandise, anim-cells, etc.) Email tetragon@lisa.apana.org.au (Gavan McCormack.) BCG does not offer subscriptions, the comics are availiable at conventional retail outlets. 4.14 Where can I get the music from ``The Simpsons'' ? ---- ------------------------------------------------- Currently only one album, and associated singles, have been released. This is `The Simpsons Sing the Blues.' This includes... The Simpsons Sing the Blues Album CD, Vinyl Album. Do the Bartman Single CD single, release version. 12' vinyl release. Deep, deep trouble Single CD Single, Promotional & release version. 12' vinyl release. Sibling Rivalry Single CD Single, release version. (12' Vinyl????) However, these do not have the title music, which appears on Danny Elfman's CD, ``Music for a Darkened Theatre'', and a longer guitar rendition is on Danny Gatton's disc ``88 Elmira Street''. There is a limited edition promotional copy of ``Deep, Deep Trouble'', which contains a remix track not seen on any other release anywhere. Apparently there is also a ``Sibling Rivalry'' CD single. All the released singles & album have now been deleted in all the released countries around the world. There has been talk of a new album, `The Yellow Album', which has been confirmed. (See article `Posting the Simpsons' on the making of the show's music as well as the making of the Yellow Album. Available via FTP here.) This was rumoured to include the Yellow Album, and a CD Single, `My name is Bart, and I am funky' a take-off of the Prince Single of similar title. This new album seems to be completed, now, and was rumoured for a mid to late 1993 release, but now unfortunately seems to be indefinitely postponed or cancelled. 4.15 Are Burns/Smithers/Jacques/Karl gay or bisexual? ---- ------------------------------------------------ Everyone enjoys debating over whether or not certain characters are exhibiting sexual characteristics that fit into one group or another. For example, Karl, Homer's secretary in ``Simpson and Delilah'', could be classified as homosexual because he was slightly effeminate and gave Homer a kiss. Also, the relationship between Monty Burns and Smithers constantly swings (though one-sided) between "close friends" and "lovers". It's up to each individual viewer to decide for himself or herself how to interpret these kinds of situations, the writers (so far) not absolutley confirming anything. 4.16 When did everything (sorta) happen? ---- ----------------------------------- 1955 1956 1974-1975 1980 1983 1989 1993<*> | | | | | | | ... --+---+--------+----------+++-----++-------+-----+-- | | | ||| || | +--Maggie Born<*> | | | ||| || +--Tenth Anniversary | | | ||| |+--Lisa born | | | ||| +--They move into Evergreen Tce. | | | ||+--Bart born. | | | |+--Homer gets job at SNPP. | | | +--Married | | +--Marge & Homer graduate High School | +--Marge born (Within 1 year of Homer.) +--- Homer born (05/10/1955) <*> People may find it rather strange that Maggie was born in 1993 when clearly she has been a part of the series since at least 1989. This is a plot-convolution the writers are apparently working around in a sixth-season episode chronicling the Birth of Maggie. (Like the ones for the births of Bart & Lisa. See `I Married Marge' and `Lisa's first word.' and for details of Marge & Homers graduation, see `The way we Was.') <*> Ideally Maggie's birth would be very difficult for the writers to place regardless. As it must be at least before 1989 when the first Simpsons Episode was aired (7g08, See Episode list.) but must be at least 6 years after Lisa's birth. (See `Lisa's First Words.') Therefore it is already a plot inconsistency which the sixth season writers have felt can thus be discounted anyway. According to the `Simpsons Fun Calendar' (1993) Maggie was actually born on 19th August 1985, and Bart was born (1993) on 17th December 1979. These Calendars are MG's productions, and thus can not follow the continuing updating the writers of the series enjoy. However from MG's view, these dates are approximately correct, considering the first airings of `The Tracey Ullman Show' and the fact that MG has plainly stated the characters do not age. This is however, a little inconsistent with the UFA, another MG production which unfortunately is inconsistent with the series. In this, it is said that Bart was born on the 1st April, 1980. However with this production, it was obviously written before the 3rd season was finished, and thus has great inconsistencies with 3rd season episodes like `I Married Marge.'(See acronyms.) 4.17 Is my local station cutting the episodes? ---- ----------------------------------------- Probably not, unless you're from Australia or Germany, where the show is routinely censored to abide with younger children's' viewing guidelines because of a ridiculously early time-slot. The abridgement of the title sequence is done by FOX. Canadian viewers, who don't get the episodes through FOX are usually granted the pleasure of a full episode each week. Each episode is produced with extra and alternate animation, to allow the directors the freedom to decide just what will and won't work, up until a few days before a show goes to air. FOX has access to the footage before the final cuts are made, and so it's not unusual for the extra scene to materialize during the promotions. 4.18 What does "OFF" stand for? (Frequently used acronyms) ---- ------------------------------------------------------ A few of the acronyms in popular use within the newsgroup: ATS the Usenet newsgroup Alt.TV.Simpsons MG Matt Groening. (Well DUH! :) OFF Our Favourite Family -- The Simpsons, of course. OFN Our Favourite Newsgroup -- A.T.S. of course. DYN Didja (Did You) Notice UFA The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album -- a reference from Groening Inc. of somewhat questionable accuracy. BC, BCG Bongo Comics. MG's comic production outfit. RM Radioactive Man. TSCS The Simpsons Comics and Stories. (Bongo Comics.) LIH Life in Hell -- another agent for MG's notoriety. I&S Itchy and Scratchy. FF Freeze-Frame Fun AG Animation/continuity Goof -- no one's perfect. SI(xx) Simpsons Illustrated (us) U.S. (oz) Australia. SNPP Springfield Nuclear Power Plant BGtL Bart's Guide to Life. MG production. CWtS Cartooning with the Simpsons. MG Production. FITS The Simpsons Fun in the Sun book. RDFB The Simpsons Rainy day fun book. BvSM The Bart vs. the Space Mutants computer game. BvTW The Bart vs. the World Computer game TRMO That Reminds Me Of... -- for allusions to a genre or whatever else causes the random firing of brain cells. 7G01, 8F21, ... The unique FOX production codes seen during the closing credits of each half-hour episode. A "FF" is typically a list that requires the pause of a VCR to discern, like `Things in the attic', or `degrees on Lionel Hutz's wall'. The text of signs also counts (like `For the Obese or Gangly Gentleman' or `Diz-nee-land'). Otherwise, it's a DYN. So green rats, mouse holes in the wall, and purple food glob count as `Didja notice's. --Raymond Chen. "TRMO" has been introduced to end the abuse of the word "reference" whenever graduation caps are thrown into the air, there's a riot at a rock concert, a rickety bridge is crossed over, and so on. Of course this list does not have acronyms in general use in Usenet. 4.19 Is Matt Groening aware of Usenet? ---- --------------------------------- The more interesting contributions to the newsgroup do occasionally follow an indeterminate path and wind up before the creators of the show and magazine. However, for the specific question ``Is MG provided with direct access, or is even personally aware of us beyond the `yet another group of devoted fans' ?'' The answer is, sadly, no. Recently an article seemed to originate from Bongo Comics however although posts originating from this address seems pretty authentic, it has yet to be confirmed. In the past many postings have claimed to have originated from Matt Groening and other identities. One should immediately be sceptical of messages that claim to have been sent by a notable personality; it is a trivial exercise to fake an article that appears to have come from another person. One of the producers, Bill Oakley, has posted to ATS in the past, and apparently at least a couple of members of the production team have lurked on ATS. Also, /apparently/, the Simpsons drinking game has circulated through the Simpsons production offices, so obviously it was well liked. In June 1993, MG accepted an invitation from the Prodigy commercial BBS to chitchat with their users, personally answer a few of those annoying standard questions, and detail the reality of his involvement with the show. Users of the Internet can retrieve a transcript of this event from the Busop Simpsons archive (pub/simpsons/txt/prodigy.txt). 4.20 What became of Tracey Ullman's law-suit? ---- ---------------------------------------- Lawyers on behalf of Tracey Ullman have twice filed litigation proceedings against FOX, not MG or Gracie Films, insisting although there was never any signed agreements when the show went to the half-hour format, that she should be entitled to 7.5% of `The Simpsons' net merchandising profits. Both claims were later rejected in court. 4.21 What's this I hear of a Simpsons television spin-off? ---- ----------------------------------------------------- Although it is not affiliated in any way with The Simpsons or the FOX network, former executive producers Al Jean and Mike Reiss were at work on an animated series called `The Critic'. The series began early 1994, with apparently 6 pilot episodes. There were mixed reviews, however it is not known at this time whether more episodes have/will be contracted. There are rumours however, that it might get more new episodes and be moved to FOX. 4.22 Why isn't/aren't ... mentioned in this FAQ? ---- ------------------------------------------- Lists of scripts Since Twentieth-Century Fox explicitly forbids any re-transmission or duplication of scripts for the show, it would be illegal. But the next best thing to genuine scripts are the episode `capsules' prepared by Raymond Chen and James Cherry. These contain extensive scene summaries and interesting newsgroup remarks and discussions from most of the half-hour and Tracey Ullman Show cartoons. (The most recent set of capsules are available from busop.cit.wayne.edu and lisa.apana.org.au.) Current lists of newspaper interviews, ISBN numbers for Simpson books, etc. Someone is still to accept the Sisyphean feat of bringing much of the archives' very out of date material into the 90s'... 4.23 Why isn't this rec.arts.tv.simpsons? ---- ------------------------------------ The rec.arts.tv hierarchy is intended for television series that have "Staying" power (aka will be around 5 years from now). As a result, a goodly number of people object to the creation of a Simpsons group in the higher- propagated rec hierarchy, because they feel it won't be around in a few years. Tsk tsk! (With the Contract Fox has agreed on, it looks like the series and thus the group will indeed continue for longer than the 5 years stated. -Ed.) -- Disclaimer -- This Alt.TV.Simpsons Frequently Asked Questions document is Copyright 1994 by Gavan McCormack. Not to be broadcast in a public forum without permission. Any quotes themselves, of course, remain the property of the original owner and materials used from previous FAQ documents are used with permission. Redistribution of this FAQ in public forums including all usenet newsgroups, is unconditionally forbidden without prior permission. Redistribution for private perusal by individiuals is acceptable with the condition that it is transmitted complete and unaltered, and remains so if ever redistributed. Thanks go to James Cherry, Dave Hall, and Juha Terho, as well as the former FAQ maintainers Chris Baird, Raymond Chen, and Brendan Kehoe. ============================================================================== -- Thus endeth the FAQ - The Alt.TV.Simpsons Frequently Asked Questions. -- ---- -- ============================================================================== // Gavan A. McCormack.. Amiga1200/6-515 Tetragon@Lisa.apana.org.au \X/ ``Impaled on my Nobel peace prize. How ironic.''L.Simpson [BgF.1F11]