From: owner-humor To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR Subject: Fegg: a quiz Date: Monday, April 11, 1994 8:04AM From _Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge_ 1974, 1976, & 1984: Terry Jones & Michael Palin :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: === Article: Quizzes === QUIZZES An entertainment in which the gerneral or specific knowledge of the players is tested by a series of questions. Here is a selection specially devised by Dr. Fegg to while away those endless months of waiting (totally unjustifiably). *Dr. Fegg's Quiz* 1. Which American President was called McKinley? 2. Which world leader 3. Complete question 2 and answer it as best you can. 4. Doctor Fegg has a hamster. Is it: (a) alive? (b) dead? 5. Doctor Fegg likes his bath: (a) very hot. (b) quite hot. (c) once every 3 years. 6. Would you describe Dr. Fegg's Quiz of All World Knowledge as: (a) a waste of time? (b) a good idea badly presented? (c) excellent and informative? 7. Can Emus answer the phone? Yes / No / Not sure / Well... / I don't *think* so / Perhaps / *Emus*? 8. A *monsoon* is: (a) an anagram. (b) a terribly twee little plaster ornament with a picture of Dwight Eisenhower on one side and a photo of a half- open fir cone on the other. (c) the answer to question 7. 9. The Taj Mahal is: (a) a very hot curry based on onions and coriander. (b) a club in Wigan. (c) an enormous hairbrush with a white dome and patterned marble walls inlaid with precious jewels, in a graceful fusion of Islamic and Indian styles. 10.Which famous world statesmen are lit up at night, and where? (a) Henry Kissinger (who is also a doctor). (b) Rod Stewart. (c) Dr. David Owen (who is also a politician). 11.Dr. Fegg wrote which of the following great novels: (a) _War and Peace_ (b) _The Tale of Two Cities_ (c) _The Nasty Babysitter_ *Answers on page 79 of 'Fisherman's Weekly' (August, 1961)* ==Additional Quiz Questions== Which of the following Famous World Leaders needs money quick? 1. Reagan 2. Thatcher 3. Fegg Answer: No. 3-- and hurry! Are the police still looking for Dr. Fegg? Answer: If you know the answer to this question, write it IN BLOCK CAPITALS and leave in a plain envelope Behind the Hot Water Pipes in the Gentlemen's Rest Room Victoria Station (along with the money for the last question). Has Interpol been brought in yet? Answer: To be left with the answer to the previous question. And don't forget the money. Where would *you* go if you had to lie low for a bit, and bearing in mind that Basingstoke is only just up the road? 1. Bahamas 4. Basingstoke 2. Guatemala 5. Split 3. Peru Answer: Leave the answer with the other two. Any other suggestions welcome.