_______ _____ _____ / / / / > / / /\ / ' /______ / / /_____/ /__ / / \ / \ / / / \ / / / \ / _________><_______/ / \ / / / \/ From -- How to spot a REAL surfer --- -- ---- - ==== ------ Written by The Phantom Account -written by a surfer- __________________________________________ First of all, I am a surfer and hang out at the beach all the tyme! I have a FOX WATER WEAPON and a QUICK SILVER surf board. Real surfers are at the beach every day they can get there. Real surfers have girlfriend(s). A typical Real surfer favorite line is "Lifes a beach". Real surfers have surfboards! Real surfers, most of them, have skate boards or want to get one. Usually they are Vision, Madrid, Santa Cruz or Valterra, but not always. Real surfers dont want plublicity. Or plublicity of where they surf. Real surfers want to travel the world and surf ever were there is a swell. Real surfers know what a swell is! Real surfers have the most recent surfing magazine there is. Real surfers have wax at all times " Mr. Zoggs Sex Wax" Real surfers still have the board they started with. Real surfers love to get buzzed! Real surfers watched Fast Times At Rigmount High, Back to the Future, and Teen Wolf. Real surfers dont care if they wipe out. Real surfers dont have nightmares about a giant wave comming up and killing them. I did when i first started out. Real surfers always wear a Gotcha, Hobie, Jimmy'z, JAMS or other name-brand surf/skate clothes. Real surfers dont care what other people think about how they ride waves. Real surfers listen to surf music, like the Beach Boys, the Surfaris, the Ventures and the Belairs. If a Real surfer had a guitar, it'd be a Fender Stratocaster. Real surfers dream about one day catching that perfect wave out there. Real surfers dont >only< live on the west coast or any coast. But most of them do. Well i enjoyed writting this and hope you enjoyed reading it. This has been written for The Bad Boys by the leader of the club. Call--Powerstaion )(--305-871-1461 ---------------------------------------