************************************** ************************************** ** ** ** A Real Rocker's Guide ** ** by ** ** The Rocker ** ** of Beautiful California ** ** (the Va. one sux!) ** ** ** ************************************** ************************************** RE-WRITTEN ON SUNDAY, JULY 14, A REAL HOT AND SUNNY DAY! This text file is dedicated to all the Bay Area rocker's. Keep rockin' 'till whiplash. Headbang forever. SEE YOU AT PRIEST '85'-'86' -TRR ************************************** Real Rocker's never make friends with new waver's. Real Rocker's always wear rock T's. Real Rocker's don't go to Depeche Mode concerts. Real Rocker's don't like satan. Real Rocker's never listened to Michael Jackson when they were 10. Real Rocker's don't wear studs, only spikes. Real Rocker's plaster their room with pictures from Randy Rhoads to Maiden. Real Rocker's never miss Circus, Hit Parader, or Metal-rock&roll. Real Rocker's have gone to hell of concerts and always get drunk or stoned. Real Rocker's know that OZZY is and always will be, KING OF HEAVY METAL. Real Rocker's never turn down a good fuck. Real Rocker's don't buy pot, they grow it. Real Rocker's bought Accept's METAL HEART when it first came out. Real Rocker's love to trip on EDDIE of IRON MAIDEN. Real Rocker's know that TWISTED SISTER kicks ass. Real Rocker's are stong as hell. Real Rocker's Headbang with Metallica. Real Rocker's have always been a Maiden fan. Real Rocker's didn't miss the chance TO SEE A METALFEST! Real Rocker's hate the way punkers look. Real Rocker's are true thrashers. Real Rocker's kick ass. ************************************** Here's a dedication to new wavers.. May a loud HEAVY METAL be blown u p y o u r a s s! ************************************** TRR HAO EDC IK CE AR L KICKS ASS....... (C) TRR