From: owner-humor To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR Subject: Yugo's Date: Saturday, April 09, 1994 12:21AM The recent posting about the the Yugo being the world's first disposable car reminded me a story that I heard once. It went like this . . . I was driving my brand new Yugo down a country road one afternoon and was thoroughly enjoying the surroundings. I was driving around a corner and suddenly, this huge animal, gray, with a bushy tail, jumps right out in front me. I stopmed on the brakes, but I still hit the thing! It went flying out in front of the car and landed about 50 feet away. I quickly brought the car to a halt and got to look at the damage. I was horrified to find that the bumber and grill were completely smashed and antifreeze was all over the ground and steam was a risin'. Then, my attention was drawn to the huge gray thing that jumped out in front of me. To my surprise, the huge gray thing wasn't so huge after all; it was damned squirrel! In fact, I watched as it got up, shook its head back and forth a little bit, and ran away. I could have sworn that I heard it say, "Wow, that was fun!" So what's the moral of this story? I don't have a clue. I suppose it could be that after one hits a squirrel in a Yugo, 'you-go' no where. . . Sorry so lame, couldn't think of anything else, execpt for this riddle. There is a house directly on the equator. The peak of the roof is exactly perpendicular to the equator. (Let's assume that there is a plane that a perpendicular line can be drawn from.) If a rooster lays an egg right on top of the peak of the roof, which way will the egg fall? You sillies, roosters don't lay eggs . . . Jess