The Twelve Year Old's Guide To Computing ======================================== (1) Vocabulary Dude - Sir, Madame, Friend Baud - X-rated software (i.e. "Like my new baud, Partygirls (dude)?") - Also can refer to the speed of one's modem (i.e. "My 300 baud modem does 1 million baud with this neat new prog I got!") BPS - Not known to the average 12 year old hacker - just use baud Warez - Pirated software (i.e. "Yo! Dude, got any new warez?") L8R - Later Yo! - Pardon me Pyr8 - Pirate (one who steals software but figures it's O.K.) Rad - The very best (i.e. "Yo! Dude! Got any rad warez?") Leech/Leach - One who takes your warez and gives you something in return you don't like Kid - No one above the age of 12 uses a computer! Hacker - Anyone who has the passwords to the principals computer War - Yelling at some other kid that your school is better than theirs Commie - Commodore 64 (the only REAL computer) K00L - Interesting, the best, I flunked spelling and think that the key after the "9" is a "O" IBM - Dad uses one to run Lotus 1-2-3 (2) A typical conversation between two 12 year olds Scene : One 12 year old logs into the BBS of another 12 year old. He is looking for new games. The name of the BBS is "Guns N Roses" and requires that users use passwords. ----- welcome to guns n roses bbs.no leaching.hit w for warez i want from you. no fbi or cia. LOGIN : CAPTAIN CRASH <- CAPS LOCK is always pressed PASSWORD : MOMSUCKS validated.r u a pyr8?if no logout geek.l8r GNR> W ==WAREZ LIST== all users must ul me a new -no more than 2 hours old- warez every login. here are warez im looking for partygirls (neat baud) karate hampsters from the planet skaterock porno macs expensive term skate dudes disc craker the login password to lincun junior highz gradz computR mci,atNt,sprint long distnc numberz anything new here are some of the new warez i got if you are fbi or cia, go have sex with my mom french pervert comix skate or eat liver wressl or die with hulk rogan the flintstones skateboard with rock disk GNR> ? GUNS AND ROSES BBS ================== (W)arez (D)ownload (U)pload (U)sers (K)00L stuff (B)ases (L)8R (C)hat with sisop GNR> D no dude.you leeched me.if you dont give me good warez,ill come to your house and make you have sex with my mom. GNR> U FILE TO SEND> commieterm TYPE (P,S,U)> P PROTOCOL (Punter, Xmodem)> P SEND... :::ERROR::: SYSOP CHAT AT 12:17AM yo dude.this is van halen.if you dont give me any K00L software im going come to your house and kastr8 you.and i know when you live. SORRY. WHAT SOFTWARE DO YOU WANT??? read the warez list,butt wipe.and none of this pd stuff. I DON'T HAVE ANY PIRATE SOFTWARE. if u r fbi then im gunna break your neck. OK. L8R CHAT ENDED GNR> B Message Bases ============= (W)ar (N)ew warez (S)ex (K)wit GNR-B> S MESSAGE #21 (girl sex) from user #8 (Skate Rat) i have sex everee ten minutes,you jerks.all of you suck and im the best.i have sex with 22 gerls at a tym. GNR-B> W MESSAGE #91 (oh yeah) from user #12 (Master Pirate) and not only that, your mother is having sex with me father... GNR-B> K GNR> L --- That's the end of part #1. For more pieces, call CompuTron BBS. No offense to twelve year olds. Guide made by Frank Rolly (SYSOP). Please send this text file around.