disclaimer: dont do this. its not meant to be done so just dont im not responsible if you do   Its Another F.I.S.H.   File!   By Punk Rock Girl   &   The Potatoe Lady   VANDAL series VOLUME 3! The Wonderful World Of Glue There are probably other files out there on glue but i have not seen one yet. I amnow gonna give you a few ideas on the IM-proper use of glue for the purpose of shear joy. For all of these wonderous little tidbits you will need: 1 or 2 tubes of really good glue I like to use that JB Weld stuff. It is really good and dries in 10 minutes. It has the hardness of steel and can only be removed with one thing, SAND PAPER! Of course this special creation of an overindustrial society is expensive, so for the more cost efficient anarchist i would recomend apoxy. Radio Shack ( the ignorat supplier of the worlds demise ) has really good apoxy that comes in a syringe all ready to go! now for the good part.... Things to do with your friend, glue: 1. put it in the locks at your skool 2. put it in your mothers hair while she sleeps 3. in the skool bus door locks 4. on the hinges of all doors you can find 5. on the pull down fire alarms 6. glue pay phone receivers down 7. glue atomatic sliding doors ( like on a grocery store ) closed 8. make a steering wheel never turn again 9. in wall sockets 10 in fone outlets 11 in computer disk drives 12 put it into a tv, they have slots in the back to let heat off 13 glue printer head into place 14 glue money to the ground 15 glue trash to the ground in the mall 16 glue rude fliers to the wall in the bathroom I mean wall paper those suckers up all over! 17 inject glue into the lab animals at skool 19 inject it into plastic soda bottles in the top where they wont notice a small leak 20 glue the mouse buttons down 21 glue video game buttons down 22 fill coin slots 23 put super glue on the joystick of the most popular game 24 glue joysticks down 25 a coke can the floor near a coke machine 26 glue doors OPEN 27 glue somebodys clothes together 28 glue sombodys ass to their chair 29 stick broken glass on some ones driveway 30 glue vcr tapes permantly in the vcr 31 go to a video rental store and glue the cases closed 32 put glue on camera lenses ( opaque glue ) 33 glue books closed for good 34 glue large stacks of books together 35 write a lewd message on a wall with JB Weld 36 is your dad a fucking asshole? glue his mouth closed 37 glue speakers down so they dont vibrate anymore ( great for mini trucks ) 38 glue various contraceptive devices to the walls of an elementary skool ( the kids go insane at the sight of it) 39 glue lightbulbs into the sockets ( that'll be a tuffy to change ) 40 COAT the teachers favorite coffee mug with glue 41 glues chairs to the floor 42 things to the shelves at grocery stores 43 glue the gas pump handles down so when they pre-pay it turns on all over them 44 glue windows shut 45 glue everything in your favorite teachers desk, to the desk 46 does your skool have a computer lab? glue the enter key down. this works in typing class too 47 pull the fire alarm, glue it down 48 put glue ALL over a video tape box, now drop it in the night drop slot 49 glue down certain buttons on the phone 50 glue their wallet shut 51 glue backpacks closed 52 glue light switches on, or off These are just a few ideas.. There are many more ways to use glue so have phun. ***************************************************************** Call The Village BBS for hot sex and ALL the F.I.S.H. files as soon as they are made! (916) 244-3569 try out our anarchy files section and our great viruses! Punk Rock Girl =:(