_ | \ | \ | | \ __ | |\ \ __ _____________ _/_/ | | \ \ _/_/ _____________ | ___________ _/_/ | | \ \ _/_/ ___________ | | | _/_/_____ | | > > _/_/_____ | | | | /________/ | | / / /________/ | | | | | | / / | | | | | |/ / | | | | | | / | | | | | / | | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | c o m m u n i c a t i o n s | | | |________________________________________________________________| | |____________________________________________________________________| ...presents... UPSetting by Axiom Codex and Lazar >>> a cDc publication.......1991 <<< -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- ______________________________________________________________________________ Intro: First, we would like to define the term "UPSetting". UPSetting is a form of thievery that originally involved the United Parcel Service. It is a very easy way to receive gifts, of course you don't really know what's inside... but that's the fun of it! Which we shall explain later. Materials: You'll need a car, some gas, a driver and one helper, that's it. Oh, and a nice big ol' trunk. Now on to the art of UPSetting... What you'll need to do is try and find a UPS or Federal Express truck. (I'll explain more on FedEx later.) The best time to go UPSetting is probably between the hours of 10:00am to 3:00pm during the Christmas rush, excluding lunch time for obvious reasons. Start following the truck, but make sure you don't get too close and that the driver does not see you. Stay at least one or two blocks away from it. When it stops, you stop. Pay close attention to which house it's delivering to. After it has left, wait for about thirty seconds and then make a drive-by. If you don't see a package near or around the front porch, one of two things happened. (1)The package wasn't dropped off, or (2)the residents were home and received the package. If the latter happened, continue to follow the truck. If you drive by and see a package sitting there, forget about following the truck and follow the next procedure. Snagging the package... After you drive by the first time, drive by once again and take a closer look at the house containing the package. Any neighbors that may be outside or looking out their window and any traffic that may be coming down the street are things to watch for. If everything is clear, drive up casually to the house and take a couple of last-minute looks around. Ready the location that you have already designated as the place that you're going to put the package and walk up to the front porch. If you feel it's necessary, knock on the door first. Then pick up the package, throw it in the car, and take off, making sure that no one has seen what you've done. If it is a small package and you feel like picking up some more, continue to follow the UPS truck, snagging packages as the opportunity arises. If not, take the package to a place where you can open it without problems. Open it and see what you got.... If yer lucky you might get a 9600 baud modem or something. Following Fed Express... Following Fed Express is just as easy. However, getting packages is harder since they don't usually leave packages as often as UPS. The package is usually worth more, although not all the time. Just follow the same UPS instructions and you'll end up with some packages too. UPS will give you more packages but Fed Exp. will generally get you the more quality packages. Enough now, go out and do it! Additional notes: This addition was created to enhance your skills of UPSetting. After many experiments performed with the original "UPSetting" info, we came up with these new helpful hints: 1) After picking up the package, be sure to tear off the mailing address with the stamp labeled "UPS". Dump it, burn it, do what you want with it, just make sure it cannot be found in the car. If you happen to get caught with the package, no one will be able to prove ownership, and you cannot be forced to open it either, without a warrant of course. 2) In the original "UPSetting", we MENTIONED that you could knock on the door if you wanted to, before picking up the package. Now we STRESS that you do this because we were almost caught since we didn't make sure that no one was at the home. Anyhow, we stress that you knock first for your protection. 3) This hint is a time-saver. If you spot a UPS in a commercial area, don't bother following it, find another one. When a UPS delivers in a commercial area (stores, doctor's offices, etc.), it hardly ever makes any trips into a residential area. Therefore, you'll probably waste your gas and the whole day waiting, since you can't make any pickups from businesses since more than likely someone will be there. 4) And finally, the best season to go UPSetting is during the Christmas season because the driver(s) don't concentrate on the person receiving the package, they concentrate on the quantity of packages they have to deliver. Intended for information only. Do as you please with this. We are not responsible for anything in any matter or way. Donated to cDc communications for release. 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