hahhahaha one time on the way to a dead show in maryland, i got pulled over for no reason, and the cops said that my boyfriend looked suspicious and asked us to step out of the truck. we did, and he proceeded to separate and question us. we were from out of state, if that means anything. he wanted to search my truck, and as i knew i didn't have anything, i didn't really care, but i wasn't so sure about my boyfriend. i told him not to bring anything in my truck, but he is a little weasel and not to be trusted. the cops said they would hold us there all day if they wanted, and asked me to sign a permission slip to search my truck. i said i didn't give my permission, but they could search my truck because they were going to anyway, but i refused to sign their paper. they searched, tearing up our bags and stuff, and didn't find anything. but after they let us go, my boyfriend told me he hid some sheets inside his sneaker under the liner. the cop had stuck his hand in the stinky shoe, but i guess he didn't suspect anything. there was also a piece of shit electric guitar that had been stuffed full of shit under some plate that was screwed on the back. we were lucky.i was lucky, because that is one of the states where they will confiscate your vehicle for such "offenses" and i owed a bunch of money on it. well, fuck them. here's one for us!